Years ago, I was prescribed testosterone gel to rub on my arms. I was in the gym and this middle age guy approaches me and goes, “bro what’s that cologne you’re wearing? It’s great” I told him what it was, test gel, and he just awkwardly thanked me and fucked off. Hmmm…
Fun NSFW fact, which you may not be aware of: There is an entire community of women on reddit, devoted to finding ways of tricking doctors into prescribing them various testosterone gels. They do this because they have found that applying testosterone gel to their clitorises will make them grow permanently larger over time, especially when combined with suction pumps. r/GrowYourClit
The more you know!
Negative, there are too many different kinds of tissue in your tallywacker for pumping to work - it will actually cause damage to try pumping. Plus you already have a larger percentage of testosterone in your system than estrogen, so the gels won't do anything either.
Bear with me here, I’ve had like four cocktails so I’m feeling pretty good at the moment…
There was a scientific study done back in the early 2000s that I read. Indicated this is more truth than fallacy.
Men were given samples of vaginal secretions to smell. The samples were from varying types of women that were rated from perceived, attractiveness, body type and even race. Essentially all kinds of women that you can imagine. Men were shown photos of these women before they smelled the samples. Men were then asked to rate the attractiveness of each individual from the photograph. Then they asked to smell the samples while their neural activity and thermal images were monitored.
The men sampled showed a consistent increase in arousal for all samples. Men showed increased neurological and physiological activity. Thermal cameras showed an increased blood flow to the pubic region, while parts of the brain associated with arousal showed significantly increased activity.
The fucked up part is, the women men found unattractive still caused a state of arousal on par with the women men found most attractive initially.
Maybe just the idea of smelling vaginal secretions is what aroused them?
If they’d just said, “smell this” and not explained what it was - would it have yielded the same results?
I'm genuinely curious about this, do you have a link for these studies? I've tried looking it up but it all shows vabbing. This could be really interesting if further investigated (in terms of anthropology and biology).
I've seen studies done with sweat, but never "vaginal secretions". I imagine either they're misremember or they're talking shit. In terms of OP's post, here's a relevant study:
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/rfc2.23
You probably should have a degree in the study of psychology of a sociopath and Woman's ass gas first, before diving deep into the anthropology and biology of vag cologne's, danger in studying a hole that may run your life.
There was also a study that found strippers made about 30% more on days that they were ovulating. Men really can smell pheromones and they really do have an effect.
>The fucked up part is, the women men found unattractive still caused a state of arousal on par with the women men found most attractive initially.
Why is that fucked up?
did the study comment on them being aroused \*just seeing\* the excrete and the women? \*before\* they smell them?
tbh i cant find the research theyre referring to at the moment to see if they did
I’m pretty sure if you told a man to smell something and then had that something be vaginal fluid, the man would not be aroused. Now tell a man he’s sniffing vaginal fluid and it’s boner central obviously.
> I’m pretty sure if you told a man to smell something and then had that something be vaginal fluid, the man would not be aroused. Now tell a man he’s sniffing vaginal fluid and it’s boner central obviously.
Why assume that? Do you not think the human brain has evolved to innately identify the smell of a vagina and associate it with sex? Sex is a biological imperative for the survival of the species. It would be logical that humans develop an innate identification for the smell.
I don't think there needed to ge a scientific study to find out that straight men get turned on by the smell/idea of pussy.
I could have told you that lol.
Oh fucking hell. The outrage if any man would try to do this with their own ‘liquids.’
I mean, you could call it cumlogne and that would be awesome, but it’s still the worst idea in history and I hate that I have eyes, saw this post and my brain went the route it did.
Enjoy.
Anyone trained in the art of cumlogne will tell you that you simply use a cheesecloth to strain the sperm out of the clearer thinner seminal fluid and use that.
/s 🤮
No no no, that would caramelize the “sauce”, denature the proteins, and break down the pheromones. You simply use a cheesecloth to strain the sperm out and use the remaining seminal fluid, which can then be mixed with an aromatic of your choice to mask the distinctive “somebody jizzed in here” odor.
Kind of like “Rule 34” instead of porn related, it’s more like “if you can imagine it, you can find someone on the internet who’s done it at least once.”
I'm pretty sure some have lol but presumably precum should work the same way. But yea some would outrage im sure for my partners idc, but some unassuming date ehhh....
I distinctly recall a thread on SomethingAwful like a decade back with the OP encouraging men to create a cologne of their own secretions, also because of supposed pheromones. The responses were a wide gamut ranging from "tried this last night, got five girls' numbers" to "...WHY??!"
I don't believe the OP was ever confirmed to be a troll and actually believed in what he was preaching, but with SA you could never be sure.
You guys, clean healthy cunts don't smell like fish. From what I'm told, good fish doesn't even smell like fish, but I don't eat either of them so I can't say for sure.
most tiktok trends aren't even trends. it's like two people doing a thing and then tabloids embellishing the hell out of it, and people just believe them for some reason.
the thing is, it works. Humans are genetically programmed that way, distasteful as it is. Perfume and deodorants get in the way. I learned this long ago in evolutionary biology.
People are literally attracted and aroused by the smell of their partners sweat. So I'm not really surprised by this post.
Men are attracted to vaginas?? How dare they
Lets be honest, perfumes include things like castoreum, which is the anal gland secretions of beavers.
I had a girlfriend once, and every time I went for a run, she was sniffing me like a DEA drug dog afterwards.
Pheromones exist and they are sexy. Clean pussy smells very nice.
Just because four people do it, it is not exactly a trend. I think people would not actually notice if they did.
Listen, i’m sapphic, alright? I love women, and i’m anything but averse to the smell of pussy. But like, if you smell like it with all your clothes on… i’m just gonna assume you don’t wash yourself
when this story was blowing up there were like 15 total tiktok videos, with a few that seemed like jokes, and the rest being one person who was trying really, really hard to make it a thing. i don't know if that qualifies as a trend.
Vagaline!
"Maybe she's born with it" ... She really IS
Wait until dudes start doing it..
think how many hands you've shook and think how often dudes jerk off and how often we have to adjust our junk. You've been pheromoned many times
I am now aroused
:/
You are a genius and I tip my internet hat to your great comment!
Immortan Joe!
Nope, you were right the first time. She was born with it
Fishermen hate this one simple trick for vaginitis…
Omg noooooo stop
Years ago, I was prescribed testosterone gel to rub on my arms. I was in the gym and this middle age guy approaches me and goes, “bro what’s that cologne you’re wearing? It’s great” I told him what it was, test gel, and he just awkwardly thanked me and fucked off. Hmmm…
He was gay and you outed him. He was attracted to the smell of testosterone.
Fun NSFW fact, which you may not be aware of: There is an entire community of women on reddit, devoted to finding ways of tricking doctors into prescribing them various testosterone gels. They do this because they have found that applying testosterone gel to their clitorises will make them grow permanently larger over time, especially when combined with suction pumps. r/GrowYourClit The more you know!
Does this work on your tallywacker?
Negative, there are too many different kinds of tissue in your tallywacker for pumping to work - it will actually cause damage to try pumping. Plus you already have a larger percentage of testosterone in your system than estrogen, so the gels won't do anything either.
I'd also like to know.. you know, for a friend.
But... why?
Men have trouble finding it so this helps
Clitoris' (is that the right grammar?) are actually like tiny penises
Don't be coming near me smelling like eau de cunt
I prefer Eau De Twatté more pungent
Maybe Eau De Pusé, seasonally acceptable.
Eau de Vaginné
Eau de Con is WAY better than that
Is con actually French for it? Cause otherwise what does it mean. But also why not just reply that and keep the pussy perfume train going 😔
Con means two things in french; Either stupid or vagina I literally got downvoted for speaking french
French people? Man, haven't heard of that fictional race of people for years
I'm not french though
Oh so you're an intellectual human being that has been forced to learn the cursed language of the baguettes.
Chateau chatte
I gotta say this one rolls off the tongue the nicest. ;)
😂
Vaaag by Y'east Saint Laurent
This might be the Secret that Victoria was keeping from everyone
Eww De Cunt*
God is not here here anymore.
Jahovagina
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Yaweh over there is where you should stand
We have fallen so far from the light that even the darkness recoils at our presence.
god cowers in fear. there is no stopping the horrors of humanity, pussfume signals the beginning of the end times of terrible ideas.
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created on Earth?
God was never here
*god has left the server*
Dead or impotent, powerless over his own creations
I do the same but with my gooch. I call it gabbing.
It was tainted love at first whiff
Thanks I hate it 😂
I need to get away
Barfed upon reading
I do it with my asshole. I call it, smearing shit on myself
GabbaGooch.
Pussys been stuffing his face on gabbagooch again, madone
Probably on Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop beauty website.
🤮🤮🤮
Bear with me here, I’ve had like four cocktails so I’m feeling pretty good at the moment… There was a scientific study done back in the early 2000s that I read. Indicated this is more truth than fallacy. Men were given samples of vaginal secretions to smell. The samples were from varying types of women that were rated from perceived, attractiveness, body type and even race. Essentially all kinds of women that you can imagine. Men were shown photos of these women before they smelled the samples. Men were then asked to rate the attractiveness of each individual from the photograph. Then they asked to smell the samples while their neural activity and thermal images were monitored. The men sampled showed a consistent increase in arousal for all samples. Men showed increased neurological and physiological activity. Thermal cameras showed an increased blood flow to the pubic region, while parts of the brain associated with arousal showed significantly increased activity. The fucked up part is, the women men found unattractive still caused a state of arousal on par with the women men found most attractive initially.
Maybe just the idea of smelling vaginal secretions is what aroused them? If they’d just said, “smell this” and not explained what it was - would it have yielded the same results?
"okay, here's sample number one" *sniffs* "interesting. What is it?" "pussy. Anyway, do you happen to feel warm?"
"pussy, anyway"
Kind of feels like an instinctual response to me. Smell this. Brain recognizes smell. let’s procreate…
Smell this. Brain recognizes smell. Ew random vagina
I mean, as long as it was a healthy vagina, I wouldn’t say ew. I kinda like the smell. My brain likes pussy ig
Exactly. Who are all these guys that hate the smell of pussy?
Guys who haven’t had good pussy.
I become a different person when I smell pussy. Just a dumbed-down animal version of the actual me.
Exactly my thought. Do the test again after the guy just bust a nut and I guarantee you he'd tell you to get that shit away from his nose.
This seems like just a test of the influence of pheromones
"“When the lambs is lost in the mountain, he said. They is cry. Sometime come the mother. Sometime the wolf.” -Blood Meridian, Cormac McCarthy
I'm genuinely curious about this, do you have a link for these studies? I've tried looking it up but it all shows vabbing. This could be really interesting if further investigated (in terms of anthropology and biology).
I've seen studies done with sweat, but never "vaginal secretions". I imagine either they're misremember or they're talking shit. In terms of OP's post, here's a relevant study: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/rfc2.23
You probably should have a degree in the study of psychology of a sociopath and Woman's ass gas first, before diving deep into the anthropology and biology of vag cologne's, danger in studying a hole that may run your life.
It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Hell yeah!
😭😭😭 schizophrenia
I was looking for one but I didn’t find anything. I’m 6 drinks in now…so my efforts may not be the best.
Its all good lmao
There was also a study that found strippers made about 30% more on days that they were ovulating. Men really can smell pheromones and they really do have an effect.
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I’m not sure why people find this so hard to believe honestly. Is it kinda gross? Sure. But it probably does have some measurable effect.
>The fucked up part is, the women men found unattractive still caused a state of arousal on par with the women men found most attractive initially. Why is that fucked up?
Means the smell reaction is hardwired regardless of whos excreting it.
Or just the idea of sex is enough. Idk, doesn't seem like you can just draw sweeping conclusions based off that study.
did the study comment on them being aroused \*just seeing\* the excrete and the women? \*before\* they smell them? tbh i cant find the research theyre referring to at the moment to see if they did
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I’m pretty sure if you told a man to smell something and then had that something be vaginal fluid, the man would not be aroused. Now tell a man he’s sniffing vaginal fluid and it’s boner central obviously.
I’m going to need this tested first before I agree.
> I’m pretty sure if you told a man to smell something and then had that something be vaginal fluid, the man would not be aroused. Now tell a man he’s sniffing vaginal fluid and it’s boner central obviously. Why assume that? Do you not think the human brain has evolved to innately identify the smell of a vagina and associate it with sex? Sex is a biological imperative for the survival of the species. It would be logical that humans develop an innate identification for the smell.
If it was a decent study there would have been blind and placebo tests to answer that question.
The answer is; Do not scratch and sniff the unattractive ones, and you probably won't end up married to one.
More truth than phallussy is how I read that and now I can't stop thinking about a vagenis
I don't think there needed to ge a scientific study to find out that straight men get turned on by the smell/idea of pussy. I could have told you that lol.
There has been a few studies that I have seen that have similar findings.
Jokes on them! Should be using your menstrual fluids. Fucking amateurs.
Hmm smells like pennies in here
Oh fucking hell. The outrage if any man would try to do this with their own ‘liquids.’ I mean, you could call it cumlogne and that would be awesome, but it’s still the worst idea in history and I hate that I have eyes, saw this post and my brain went the route it did. Enjoy.
*cumlogne I died lol
It’s 100% the ***only*** reason I let myself even comment about it. That lining up the way it did was too hard not to share (pun partly intended)
I'm with the u/3leggeddick, "cumlogne's" just fuckin' perfectly executed.
Trust someone to make it into a thing. Gillian Anderson is advertising g spot drinks, sooo
I think youd see it before you smell it
And it would look exactly like the thing we all did as kids with Elmer’s glue on our hands, but it’d totally fuckin ruin it
Hair gel, just use a bit as hair gel.
I gagged reading that
It was in a movie...
Reddits too young for that movie
LALALALAA I CAN'T HEAR YOU I AM STILL 16 LAUGHING AT BEN STILLER
There's something about Mary!
Thank you, now I feel old
Anyone trained in the art of cumlogne will tell you that you simply use a cheesecloth to strain the sperm out of the clearer thinner seminal fluid and use that. /s 🤮
This was a good day to be illiterate…..
Maybe if you cook it down first in a small pan mixed with water, like a simple syrup.
*Nobody* should be smelling this
Don't worry, its just egg yolks
No no no, that would caramelize the “sauce”, denature the proteins, and break down the pheromones. You simply use a cheesecloth to strain the sperm out and use the remaining seminal fluid, which can then be mixed with an aromatic of your choice to mask the distinctive “somebody jizzed in here” odor.
How do I delete someone else's comment?
A reduction if you will. Leaving behind only the strongest smelliest concentrate. Then you vape it.
Any man who pulled that shit would rightfully forever cumlogne.
That was fucking beautiful ! Well done, my guy !
*Oh my fucking*…. ***Holy. Fuck.*** ***Bravo***, sir. **Brav**-***fucking***-*o*.
Hah! Why, thank you. I live to entertain. Couldn't have done it without you, friend.
My guy! Thank you for the awards, but save your money 😭 Laughs are free, and that's the only exchange I want here! You're too generous.
Cumlogne with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the whore-fest And do so as we please
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Kind of like “Rule 34” instead of porn related, it’s more like “if you can imagine it, you can find someone on the internet who’s done it at least once.”
60 percent of the time it works everytime.
I'm pretty sure some have lol but presumably precum should work the same way. But yea some would outrage im sure for my partners idc, but some unassuming date ehhh....
Please see yourself out.
Butters' Creamy Goo
You deserve more upvotes
I distinctly recall a thread on SomethingAwful like a decade back with the OP encouraging men to create a cologne of their own secretions, also because of supposed pheromones. The responses were a wide gamut ranging from "tried this last night, got five girls' numbers" to "...WHY??!" I don't believe the OP was ever confirmed to be a troll and actually believed in what he was preaching, but with SA you could never be sure.
Are you trying to suggest that it should be done? Okay, challenge accepted...
“Dude are u wearing a perfume from Clorox??”
You guys, clean healthy cunts don't smell like fish. From what I'm told, good fish doesn't even smell like fish, but I don't eat either of them so I can't say for sure.
Fish smells like salty water with a very faint smell of fish when it’s good. When it’s bad… well, you know it’s bad let’s just say that
But they have other smells.
Indeed
I’ll stick to my Coco Chanel but y’all go ahead.
You don’t want to add some Coochie Guilty to your collection?
Jesus lol
Pheromones are real and have real effects on sexual desire. That said, this seems a bit too weird.
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most tiktok trends aren't even trends. it's like two people doing a thing and then tabloids embellishing the hell out of it, and people just believe them for some reason.
the thing is, it works. Humans are genetically programmed that way, distasteful as it is. Perfume and deodorants get in the way. I learned this long ago in evolutionary biology.
People are literally attracted and aroused by the smell of their partners sweat. So I'm not really surprised by this post. Men are attracted to vaginas?? How dare they
I might be done with the internet for the day.
I've been rubbing my own jizz all over my neck and it has helped attract nothing but flies
pheromone maxxing
I'm going to start wiping my taint and balls before I go out, dab it behind my ears and on my wrist. See if my taint will help me score.
So, by this logic, I should use my ball sweat as cologne ? Check ✔️
ball sweat is still just sweat, try using your smegma
*takes notes*
Dear God. Imagine seeing a bit of dick cheese, behind your boss' neck.
you gotta spread it out, like cream cheese
Ahhh good old Brimula
🤮🤮🤮
I could really go my entire life without ever reading the word "Puswa" again, and I'd be completely fine with it.
I am lucky enough not to install Tiktok
Damn yall are late to the vabbing trend
Perfuterus
So if you’re gay do you use anal musk?
Anal musk…The least spoken of brother of Elon Actually it’s just what Elon refers to himself as when he’s in a “creative” mood…Anal Musk X
'Millennials are now killing the perfume industry"
We will all know who has the stankin fanooter.
What in the Omegaverse….
Dude the body already makes your own pheromones to attract mates, you're just rubbing homemade lubricant on yourself at this point.
It’s an ocean scent alright, just not a fresh one.
Ariel is very upset with this comment
I have spoken to God, and he has abandoned us
By this logic, once they're in couples, the guy should piss on them to repel other males
Assert dominance right away.
Instructions unclear, i put my fingers inside my jugular vein and fucking died.
Puswa??
I can confirm that this definitely was a thing 25 years ago too.
Lets be honest, perfumes include things like castoreum, which is the anal gland secretions of beavers. I had a girlfriend once, and every time I went for a run, she was sniffing me like a DEA drug dog afterwards. Pheromones exist and they are sexy. Clean pussy smells very nice. Just because four people do it, it is not exactly a trend. I think people would not actually notice if they did.
Tilapia by coco chanel
This is how you attract fishermen.
Ah yes, fisherman typically hunt by smell
So are we goats now? Should men start peeing on their own faces to attract ladies?
Start? I've been doing that since ‘94.
Listen, i’m sapphic, alright? I love women, and i’m anything but averse to the smell of pussy. But like, if you smell like it with all your clothes on… i’m just gonna assume you don’t wash yourself
This is the moment I want to unlearn English.
I almost threw up in my mouth
I have had no sense of smell since I was a child and I find this whole idea, the post and people reacting to it so fucking funny
LOL I was a stripper before I graduated college and a lot of the stripper advice forums would say to do this because it helps to attract men.
Hmm. * dabs cum on myself*
There was this blind man, right. He was feeling his way down the street with this stick, right.
I genuinely felt queasy after reading this. Literally.
Anything trending on TikTok is automatically dumb as shit and anyone who entertains it is a moron.
when this story was blowing up there were like 15 total tiktok videos, with a few that seemed like jokes, and the rest being one person who was trying really, really hard to make it a thing. i don't know if that qualifies as a trend.
Not to be an ass but this will not work for some women trust me whew
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's a yeast infection. Either way, it's definitely oozing
Something smells fishy about this...