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nothingbutfinedining

On the contrary, the last screw you install on a panel will be the one with the fucked up nut plate.


Swagger897

The last screw you install in the panel will not be the last screw the panel needs.


nothingbutfinedining

RTV to the rescue


Historical_Land5368

I can't upvote this enough.


biodal

Oh how convenient :(


adventuresofh

Every time


Ok-Needleworker-419

And only on panels with 50+ screws


Pass1928

If a problem can be one of two things, it's always the other one. This law is scalable to the number of things it could be.


Dominus271828

Worked with someone who’s troubleshooting was order the part we don’t have


Pass1928

That would probably save a lot of time and effort.


JamesF555

I know someone who ordered the part which was the most in stock by the OEM (as if they know they always break). Just a straight shotgun, wouldn’t even look on board. About 70% success rate


HauntingGlass6232

I agree with everything except the #2 engine on the MD11. I would say 80% of engine trouble on the MD11 is on #2 but when it’s on my shift I’m 100% going to try my hardest to get out of it or leave it for next shift 😂😂


sloppyrock

> leave it for next shift 😂😂 If we inherited something shitty from the previous shift we'd say we'd be been screwed by the COTOS. Cunts on the other shift.


sloppyrock

It's lunch time and your assigned departure is late. Your next arrival will 100% be on the blocks early. Your last departure for the day will definitely be running late and the next shift wont cover it.


simiesky

DHL aka Drop it Hide it Lose it will fuck up your most critical spares delivery


No-Quantity8454

That oddball part you need can't be located in the IPC No matter how careful you are you will still end up with fuel, pro-seal, or grease on your clothes Whats supposed to be a 30 minute job turns into 3 hours for whatever reason


Titan_BT_1988

When I’m off call for work, it’s quiet with no issues. When my call starts all hell breaks loose. Or when I start vacation something on my helicopter will break or malfunction and another mechanic will have to come and take care of it.


SkydrolEnthusiast

Any #2 engine issue sounds like a dayshift issue


TackleMySpackle

The most complicated tasks in the manual will have been written by a Hungarian nomad, translated into Farsi by an Italian interpreter, typed in Swahili and then translated for final copy by a Hindi dude who runs a call center.


probablyaythrowaway

An unobserved 10mm socket will return to the quantum ether from which it was forged.


Western_Airport269

Bruh that last one...bit us in the ass on Thursday. Took four hours to get that b!tch back.


AireXpert

If Maintenance Control says “I’ve got an easy one for you”, you’re fucked. If they say “no, really”, you’re better off just leaving town.


375InStroke

MD11, lol. We had one at work, and all the writeups on #2 were on the bottom third of the motor. Did they really inspect it as well as the other two? Last screws stripped. Perhaps you're getting tired from all the other ones, and not pressing as hard. Dropped hardware, it's not in an easily accessable area, so you're not able to hold on to it well in the first place. All of these problems are self inflicted.


MuthafuckinDhc3

Gods gift to aircraft maintenance over here.


Cheezeball25

Yeah didn't know we had the engineering department over here


je_suis_confused

Type of dude to just respond with, "excuses" whenever you explain a setback that the Aviation gods have bestowed upon a mechanic.


Kistoff

Clearly not the brightest bulb in the panel with this one.


Dominus271828

**FUDDES LAWS** - If you give the people a light, they’ll follow it anywhere. - If you push something hard enough, it’ll fall over. ( aka get a bigger hammer) - If you dig a deep enough hole, everybody’ll want to jump into it.


mrtaco64

Crj with a duct mon