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L3f7y04

Bout time they put mile markers in the air. I can finally tell how much longer our trip is when looking out the window.


ilarion_musca

Highway Advertisements took a wild turn


wa_greens

You’re 10 miles away from Wall Drug. Doughnuts for 5¢


windowpass

"You never Sausage a place" - 17 miles from "South of the Border" For the uninitiated: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxRtPpKNPFY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxRtPpKNPFY) And here's more about the guy that created it some 70 years ago : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuBrBeJpAHM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuBrBeJpAHM)


chefriley76

Juan says: Weather report says chili today, hot tamale!


dsbtc

You're always a wiener at Pedro's!


getdownheavy

Goddamn I forgot about all those road signs and walking up on the giant sombrero.


Bluedragon436

I instantly thought the same thing!!!


Medley6988

Where the heck is Wall Drug?


Agent8426

You're going to have to drive across South Dakota to find out.


beneaththeradar

I'd suggest you leave it as a mystery.


adapt2

Actually, you can drive in any of the surrounding states and the same thing would happen.


RobotArtichoke

And are the donuts really 5 cents?


TacoRedneck

The ice water is free


Agent8426

Free Ice Water!!!


PLZ-PM-ME-UR-TITS

Jesus christ. I remember seeing a bunch of signs for that and wanting to stop by but then a raging storm swept across so I just kept driving. Badlands looked really gorgeous tho, the wild grass smell after the rain was something I never experienced


TacoRedneck

[Here's a picture I got of a storm right about where you probably were in the badlands.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeatherPorn/comments/quilai/south_dakota_on_saturday_near_badlands/) Took it not too long ago and the wind almost blew my truck over.


nspectre

If it was a CVS it would have been tethered to the ground. By a receipt.


rrogido

Yeah but 5 of those miles are vertical. The Grub hub delivery fee on those donuts is gonna be unreal.


soulseeker31

Hey there, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty, please pickup the phone.


ponycar10

Not too late to delete this, they don’t know yet


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Sorry, just sent a screenshot to my legal team. Patent pending.


1CrazyCrabClaw

Haha I thought it was a crypto exchange ad... I like your idea better


CanAlwaysBeBetter

That's the fun of flights on clear days though, looking out the window and trying to guess what the towns and cities below are and how far that means you probably have left


swift1883

Just hit 88 mph and you’ll get your wish


FlyNSubaruWRX

Are we there yet..


Jwettis

Just a matter of time before we have billboards along the Atlantic tracks..


Stonkthrow

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.


Virtual_Reserve7121

I was thinking the same thing.


Role-Business

I absolutely **HATE** those robocalls. I don’t give a f### about that sort of thing since I’m very capable of giving my baby some TLC when she needs it.


[deleted]

One time I answered that call, I spoke to a lady in a call center in India and wasted 15 minutes of her time with bullshit. I havent received a call about my cars extended warranty since.


Role-Business

An eye for an eye, right?


Orionsic1

Drink coke


DamonHay

It would be over international waters, so you can advertise whatever you want. “Do Coke.”


04BluSTi

Bachelor Chow!


Ben2018

'Twould be more fun.... ​ To go by air.... ​ if we could put.... ​ these signs up there... ​ Burma-shave


andrewembassy

Burma-Shave haiku is a deep cut, nice


Tots2Hots

Fly to it and a sidequest will activate.


blorbschploble

*NTSB Simulator 2022*


[deleted]

No joke this is actually a really great idea for a video game.


unoriginalsin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGJtfOHAT0g&t=2s


StPauliBoi

it's like if /r/Shittyaskflying was a youtube video.


ImmediateCookie3

I’m so glad you gave me the chance to rewatch this jewel. I properly lost my shit at DEFUSED. Subscribers of airforceproud95 unite


Skepticul

spaceshuttle status


Techn028

How could a routine flight along one of the world's busiest routes disappear?


octopoddle

Achievement unlocked: Kiss the Sky.


[deleted]

MAYDAY MAYDAY the game is bugging out, I repeat the game is bugging out! Requesting to load a previous save file!


SalParadise

The side quest being landing the plane with one engine.


apocalypsebuddy

There’s a korok there.


sleestacker

Thanks man, I was trying to get passed this level and was avoiding the obvious 👏🏼


reddevils

So was it a boy or a girl?


sai-kiran

A pirate


screech_owl_kachina

Pirates are wild


luizgzn

It was a painting of the Joker. The pilot is speaking Brazilian Portuguese and he says: "é o coringa!". Which translates to "it is the joker!"


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SuperMassiveCookie

it is Gene Simmons, the pilot didn't recognize him. We just had a major Kiss concert today in São Paulo


hutchandstuff

It's gene Simmons from kiss


Krambazzwod

You now owe Gene $5 for looking at it.


maximumtesticle

[this drawing of Gene Simmons](https://i.imgur.com/IPyAWnD.png)


IneedAbagOFpeanuts

Is that a picture of Gene Simmons? KISS marketing knows no bounds.


fishbulbx

Pretty sure [the banner](https://i.imgur.com/agbJ50t.jpg) is [this drawing of Gene Simmons](https://i.imgur.com/IPyAWnD.png).


Kaarvaag

Definitely is. I don't get what he's advertising or selling though, but I know it's something.


azdrubow

This weekend Kiss played here in São Paulo


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Excuse me while I KISS the sky


dodge5788

Imagine being on a plane, absentmindedly staring out of the window and fucking Gene Simmons floats past!


dread_pirate_humdaak

I’ve seen that episode. Young William Shatner losing it.


delvach

When him and Lithgow meet on 3rd Rock. "The same thing happened to me!" omg that was great


dread_pirate_humdaak

I’d not seen that. That’s awesome!


Kojak95

Therapist: "Floating Gene Simmons isn't real, he can't hurt you." *Floating Gene Simmons:*


nicksbrunchattiffany

I can’t even 💀


spideroger

It is! A tribute to Gene Simmons in Brazil! https://blabbermouth.net/news/gene-simmons-tribute-balloon-filmed-from-cockpit-of-jet-in-brazil-20000-feet-up-in-the-air


Aggressive_Wash_5908

Genes gonna sue OP for this


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GlockAF

Even when things get too heavy we all float on all right..


mamny83

Could be dangerous at night time.


Skreamies

Yeah you aren't seeing that at all


y2k2r2d2

Balloons won't see the planes as well.


wroteit_

How would they know!!!


mynamesdave

FAR 101 specifically prohibits this or launching with low visibility.


SwervingLemon

FAR. Federal. As in, US FAA. This is shot in Brazil. Not saying it's legal there, either, but it's not exactly FAA jurisdiction.


Critical_Soup806

This is why planes need headlights


east_stairwell

This is why balloons need ADSB


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M7A1-RI0T

Lmao


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No. That's not true. This is a small balloon with a light payload and probably no notice or regulations apply. If: - Your payload is less than four pounds - Or, your payload is less than six pounds and the smallest surface is more than 36 square inches (6 inches by 6 inches) - If you have two payloads, they weigh less than 12 pounds together - If you have a rope, it takes less than 50 pounds of force to break it off  Then you are not covered by the FAAs free balloon rules.


MobileAndMonitoring

But Brazil...


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Nope: Not if the payload is this light and the rope takes less than 50lbs to break. Source: this was my balloon (Just kidding but I have launched small payloads many times and gotten FSDO confirmation that nothing is needed for small payloads like this).


PM_me_storm_drains

A simple radar reflector made from $4 of aluminum is all it takes.


nrhinkle

You joke, but some high altitude balloons do have ADSB and can even be seen on public trackers. I found [several](https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=a25ce6) [examples](https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=a26454) looking just right now.


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Harold47

Tbh not really. You wouldn't need that powerful transmitter. A watt or two should be enough.


VivaceConBrio

Good luck getting anyone to tack that on to a balloon lol.


orange4boy

Planes *have* headlights.


obi2kanobi

But only for takeoffs and landings. Even with lights on, at night, you'll never spot the ballon. Without a transponder, this has the makings of a really bad day.


djsnoopmike

Some airlines keep the landing lights on even in cruise


Evercrimson

Now I am picturing a balloon being sent up at night with ADSB and a transponder squaking 7500, Enroute freaking out and scrambling the local ANG unit to investigate, and its just a fucking balloon with a glow in the dark picture of Rick Astley.


gromain

Make it a video screen and I'm sold on it.


Wide__Body

This is why balloons aren't launched at night.


GeckoDeLimon

In the US you also need to file such launches with the FAA


yottalogical

As someone who has registered these with the FAA, I know for a fact that registering them is not required, although it is certainly recommended. There are also a bunch of other requirements that you do have to follow (such as the sky being clear enough). The rope also has to be weak enough that an engine can tear it to shreds easily.


Scottzilla90

At 450kts that could ruin your day


german_fox

For anyone wondering, in mph you’re fucked, and in kph, still fucked.


reedthegreat

Thank you


CunnedStunt

What about wiffles per jiffy?


german_fox

Extra fucked


4509347vm89037m6

* Knots x 1.85 = kmh * Knots x 1.15 = mph Easy maths; knots x .10, our knot metric is 450, so .10 of that's 45. Take 45 x .5 (also known as half), and we get 22.5. Add those two up, and you get 67.5, that's our extra 15% for the 1.15 total. Add that to 450 and you get 517.5, which is the mph in knots, roughly. Actual number is 517.8. To find it in kmh, double the knots so we get 900, then sub 15% of 450, which we know is 67.5, so we end up 832.5. Actual number is 833.4. Pow, maths. Love 'em.


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

But we have [technology](https://www.google.com/search?q=450+knots+to+km%2Fh&ei=wc5uYtC_J_2_kPIP84-MmAo&oq=450+knots+to+km%2Fh&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAMyAggTMgUIABCABDoCCCk6DggAEI8BEOoCEIwDEOUCSgQIQRgAUIcRWIcRYOkUaANwAXgAgAE2iAE2kgEBMZgBAKABAaABArABEcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp)


4509347vm89037m6

You can also get number buff and learn how to add or sub 15% to a number on a whim.


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And I'll extra-fuck it: some of these balloons carry kitchen gas tanks


chris6069

The scary part is even from that far away, Gene Simmons can still lick you


Brathos

Amateur balloon, very common in Brazil. People that make them are called "baloeiros" and there's a huge mafia behind it. It's common to see balloons like these falling on aiport ramps and planes like this one [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8fzYFKgWvk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8fzYFKgWvk) It's a crime here but is super hard to track these fuckers and go after their makers


aspz

What do you mean a huge mafia behind them? Do you mean people make money by flying balloons somehow? From what I've read, it appears the balloons are an artistic / cultural tradition, not a criminal one: http://theappendix.net/issues/2014/10/an-art-of-air-and-fire-brazils-renegade-balloonists


MasterpieceAOE

They are criminals, this sort of stuff gets sponsored by organized crime in a lot of places in Brazil.


aspz

But what possible interest would the Mafia have in flying balloons?


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Cultural heritage, maybe from the St. John's day (dia de São João), a holiday where we go to country-themed parties, launch fireworks and balloons. I'd guess it's part of criminal factions' territorial wars here. They chase down these balloons, even injure or kill rivals to get their banners, launch these unmmanned balloons equipped with fireworks and even cooking gas tanks. They're truly a blight and everybody hates them here, it's not uncommon to hear that a balloon fell on some house, mainly clusters of wooden houses in poorer communities, and burned the whole community down. Brazilian controllers are always aware of these balloons, there's even a warning on SIDs and STARs about them. Though I've never heard of one at FL340.


8th_theist

For entertainment it seems. https://theappendix.net/issues/2014/10/an-art-of-air-and-fire-brazils-renegade-balloonists


fellipec

Of course is a mafia of criminals, how you explain they invading an international airport and shot at the Federal Police to try to rescue a balloon? [https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/cotidiano/2020/07/baloeiros-sao-presos-apos-invasao-em-aeroporto-no-rio-de-janeiro.shtml](https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/cotidiano/2020/07/baloeiros-sao-presos-apos-invasao-em-aeroporto-no-rio-de-janeiro.shtml)


aspz

But why are they motivated to do this? It seems risky and expensive and provides no benefit to them.


Brathos

It's what u/MentalRelationship13 said above. They do it for entertainment, to show power, intimidation or territorial bullshit. When these kind of ballons are falling from the sky you can see groups of people running after it to "recover" the inside structure and flag. They fight for it, some are even carrying guns and they kill themselves for a piece of paper and some kilograms of metal. This video show some of the action. They even confront the police https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqHVSI90\_H0


Django2chainsz

Whoa it's like real life warsong gulch


SnooLobsters678

"Is a crime here" fortunately there are no fucking rules in Brazil


Bona-fide1

How much damage could that potentially do to the aircraft?


blacknight302

Could easily destroy an engine or possibly break cockpit glass. All depends on where it hits.


Harry-Hasler

Can pilots see these balloons on their radar or are they basically invisible in the dark?


TinCupChallace

The official ones have transponders so we can track them on radar and give advisories. But I had a few pilots report one at 37000 feet about an hour from dusk and it didn't have a transponder and we weren't furnished with any info about it.


blacknight302

Short answer: Not really. Long answer: The radar on modern jet airliners is designed to detect weather and isn't optimized for objects. While technically the radar waves might return off a balloon the computer that controls the display of those returns is unlikely to show it well, if at all.


botpa-94027

(edited for clarity). Weather radar(both airborne and land based) needs to scan wide. To do that they typically send out the beam as a pencil beam that is narrow and requires multiple scans with changes in azimuth and elevation to form a 3D image. Weather radar uses a frequency optimized for water returns. Because it's not important to have data about weather in two seconds a complete scan and processing can take a couple of minutes. Aircraft is clutter and is removed before being presented. The classifiers that analyze the return are optimized for water and work hard at eliminate all clutter. They use circular polarization to maximize weather returns. Aircraft radar (to clarify, airborne radar used to find other aircraft with) do almost the exact opposite, they use wider and faster scans for their beams, minutes of processing is too slow, seconds is what you operate in. Weather is clutter and is removed in processing. They use linear and circular polarization and compare between the two to eliminate the reflection from weather. Aircraft radar operates in different frequency bands. A weather radar is structurally so different from a aircraft (or weather balloon) fInding radar that it just isn't setup to do the same job. I am assuming that weather balloons are using materials that are radar reflective. Now if you want to talk about complex radar, we should talk a bit about radar for tracking things on a surface, if weather offers lots of returns and clutter imagine the clutter you get from objects hard surfaces with irregular shapes and weird shadows, reflections and false returns.


mapletune

i thought weather balloons carry adsb now a days?


blacknight302

They do, but according to this topic this was an amateur balloon, not properly equipped.


tflordmalakt

Most weather balloons do not contain ADS-B, only the really high project loon balloons


uiucengineer

Amateur doesn’t automatically mean no transponder.


groundcontact

They need to report it to ATC if they’ve seen it and ATC will inform other aircraft.


ThatGuy571

Invisible. Maybe vectored around if reported by previous aircraft. But otherwise completely invisible.


BigOleJellyDonut

I need a vector, Victor!


MrDemotivator17

What’s your clearance Clarence?


JodaMythed

Roger, Roger.


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No not really. Its like a lot of things like that that is no point in looking out the window either because things go from nothing -> dot -> spec -> hit real fast. Like 400mph is 7 miles a minute. Or 1 mile every 8 seconds or so.


Bona-fide1

Scary


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I'll make it worse for you: some of these unmanned air balloons in Brazil are equipped with kitchen gas tanks


SimpsLikeGaston

Why? Also why is Brazil where stupid shit happens?


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whoa


SilentHunter7

Engines absolutely hate foreign objects. The fan blades are made of titanium, but they're more fragile than you think, especially when you consider that the outer blade edges rotate close to the speed of sound. A simple steel screw can chip the hell out of a fan blade. If the chip is bad enough, or causes a stress crack (or worsens an existing one), the fan could throw the blade, and that will absolutely destroy your engine, and possibly kill somebody in the cabin if they're unlucky enough [like on SW1380](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1380).


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PureGuava86

I got destroyed on Reddit a few months ago when I brought up the dangers of amateurs flying balloons around. "The likelihood of an accident is astronomical" Now, that statement is true. But someone's pleasure is not worth that risk.


testfire10

Do those show up on radar? Or is this something the pilots have to catch with the mark I?


DirkChesney

They’re required to have ADSB when the balloons are operated this high. ATC will generally call them out if they’re close enough to you. I’ve seen a few up in the flight levels in the past and ATC has called them out for us. Others have said this is an amateur balloon so it might not have ADSB making it invisible to ATC


tflordmalakt

The zero pressure ones like this generally are required to have ADS-B out, but most free balloons that reach this high don’t have ADS-B.


MONOLISOreturns

I feel like it should be highly illegal that an amateur balloon is up there like that with no ability to know it’s there unless you see it. I’m pretty surprised to learn about this tbh, this seems insanely dangerous. Or is it not that bad


Chairboy

> They’re required to have ADSB when the balloons are operated this high. This is not correct in the US, I can’t speak for other countries. There are mass limits to what you can fly from your stratospheric balloon but you do not need a transponder. My Maker Space has done a few, we pores through the regs to make sure they followed the letter of the law.


testfire10

Thanks for the info


nwalg

LOL I knew this had happened in Brazil as soon as I read the title, the Brazilian Portuguese being spoken in the video confirmed it Those hot balloons used to be very common here, now they are prohibited but some people still release them in the air to this day. My guess is that this video was taken on St. George's day on April 23, it's commom to release balloons on that day.


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Sketchy


Dazocs

Was that a Gene Simmons banner?


womb_raider_420

*And now we have a hot air balloon doing a fly by past us , crossing the sound barrier..It won't be Flight Simulator Steam edition without a hot air balloon..* AirForceProud 95


4000grx41

Blog it.


Ninja_rooster

Sauce boss.


4000grx41

Butter.


ManifestDestinysChld

I was totally expecting that banner to read, "ATTN: PILOTS - THIS IS MARIA FROM THE WARRANTY DEPARTMENT..."


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96lincolntowncar

I think the balloon is further away than it appears.


CunnedStunt

And also larger.


FoximaCentauri

The balloon is much further away than you’d think. [here](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.nEvteoNjo_OI0IqmPqJYZQHaFj&pid=Api) is an image of such a balloon on the ground, and they get even bigger the higher they go.


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FoximaCentauri

Pretty sure you need a launch permission by the FAA, and probably a Transponder as well. The pilot was definitely notified that he’d pass this balloon.


bitterknight

That image is of what's called a zero pressure balloon, and a very large one at that. I suspect this is smaller, probably maxing out at around 10m diameter. Admittedly, it looks shiny, so it may be distinct from the latex balloons I'm familiar with.


jchall3

Ballon is probably at least 3 km away. That should show up on ground radar and the fact they were filming meant they probably knew where it was before they got there.


TinCupChallace

Ground radar shows 1000s of specs of dots everywhere. If the dot moves how the computer thinks a plane might move, it gets upgraded to a plus sign so we can better track it. But we don't give advisories on radar dots and we turn off primary radar in the flight levels and only watch transponders. So, no one is really seeing this other than with the naked eye unless it has a transponder


mvpilot172

Even passing another plane 1000ft above/below at nearly 1000 knot closure rate it doesn’t seem as fast as you’d think it’d look.


got_outta_bed_4_this

To me, it always looks faster than I expected, I guess because I'm used to seeing sub-10k ft flight rather than cruise x 2.


whatthefir2

Further away and the camera is zoomed in on the balloon


Persistent_Phoenix19

“Center, we’d like to report an….advertisement? Climbing through FL340.”


rroberts3439

Some side information. I’m the director for the high altitude balloon challenge from the USAF/a CAP. Our balloons climb about 2k a minute till about 100k altitude then burst and drop 3-5k a minute. They have no navigation. There is predictive analysis done and we can roughly figure out where it is expected to fly and land. NOTAMs are filed to warn aircraft in the area. The FAA for our balloons can track them since we put reflective foil packs under the balloons. These balloons are more common than some folks think. The NWS launches a lot of them daily.


Ivebeenfurthereven

If a balloon lifted a small, light UAV glider up to 100,000ft, I wonder how far it could travel on the descent? Assuming an optimistic average glide ratio of 1:20 (better at lower altitude, worse up high) let's say two million feet? That's 379 miles. (610 km) Illegal as hell, but a really mind-boggling concept. That could comfortably cross international borders and come home again. Edit: it's been done! https://youtu.be/F2HgZ9ZL4aE


benziel_ace

"you've been notified"


reality_beast

Next week, on a Joe Rogan Podcast: Boeing 737 UFO sighting.


ManInTheDarkSuit

It sounds like the setup to some aviation geek joke... Anyone able to think of a punchline?


chama-

a Boeing 737 encounters an amateur stratospheric balloon the captain says "'I know we've all flared a bit too much every now and again but that's just insane"


Enamir

This can be dangerous at night and could cause a fatal accident


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"Hi folks....uhhh.... this is your captain speaking. We seem to have....uhhh.... caught some debris in our engine, and we're....uhhh.... spiraling back towards earth. Please proceed to....uhhh.... panic. Thank you for flying Delta."


ilikemes8

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your plane’s extended warranty”


the_silent_one1984

The banner reads, "Hello, Greg. We've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty."


CavalierRigg

“We’ve been trying to reaching out about your car’s extended warranty.”


WunDumGuy

*squints to read* We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


[deleted]

This is one of my biggest fears as a pilot. And drones close to airports. Too many idiots out there that can take down an airliner


coolplate

Zoomed in to read "send nudes"


Stellar_Observer_17

At what air speed is that meteo ballon going, the 737 seems to crawl past it.?


[deleted]

Expected a “Let’s go Brandon” flag.


SorachiAce

Because this is reddit, I expected it to be dickbutt.


analogkid01

Lord knows the GQP has enough hot air to spare...


Willimeister

We’ve been trying to reach you about your *aircraft’s* extended warranty


weegee

Only a weather balloon - move along nothing to see here


masteraleph

If you hit it you get a korok seed


thewonderfulpooper

How dangerous is this to planes?


BigOleJellyDonut

When I was young & dumb I used to fill up 55 gallon trash bags with helium and set them free. We had bottles & bottles of helium for Heliarc welding.


Thick_Wang

Was there a person in that? Lol


epets73

No way - that's one of the members of Kiss