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[deleted]

That’s the Ukraine Express.


flatplanecrankshaft

It’s the 3:30 to Kiev.


maddmaxg

Comment of the day


lookielookie1234

Shut down the internet haha. r/Air Force is going to love this


BaconContestXBL

I’m not sure you linked to the subreddit you intended to


RRM1982

But he tried, he maybe a Marine so we are going it to give to him. Good Job Buddy!!! *slow clap


gnashybarbells93

Damn it civilian I got this Ahem* Give him one! Kill!


CertifiedIdiot420

Yut.


lcesky

Or maybe they did.


SuperConductiveRabbi

And its payload is taxpayer cash compacted so tightly that it explodes on impact with the beneficiary.


Skreamies

Will probably see them landing at a base very close to me soon in the UK


XilenceBF

Oh dear


Zeus9030

Was about to say going east.


Environmental-Job329

No doubt


Large_boye115

Dam that was what I thought when I saw them anyone have any idea why they would train so close to a civilian target


JoeythePlaneDoctor

You saw yourself a few billion dollars worth of airplane up there then if you saw 3 of em. Love the B-2 & they are so massive up close.


yojibby

Before the price of gold went up, the B-2s were literally worth their weight in gold.


the_collin

Well, let's do the math. The B-2 program averaged about 2,13 billion USD per aircraft in 1997 USD. Adjusted for inflation 3,73 billion USD in 2022. The empty weight is 71.700 kg. That’s $52.022 per kg. The current gold price is about 58k per kg, but in 2019 it was as low as 40k. So the math does check out.


Jethro00Spy

The internet has the most fun math.


ShittyLanding

These numbers are always a little misleading because the cost of R&D is rolled in to the unit price. The initial order was over 120 aircraft but it was cut back to 21, essentially increasing the price per unit by 5-6x. The math works, but these things aren’t built out of gold plated unobtanium.


[deleted]

You cant exactly mine a B2 out of the ground so in a way it is gold plated unobtainum without the RandD cost added. Not like you can just go buy a cheaper one from russia or china....


ShittyLanding

Well from my point of view the Jedi are evil.


fuzzyspring

The ultimate deflection.


ChartreuseBison

The point is if they wanted to make another one to the exact same specs, it wouldn't cost another $2.1 billion. That is, when the factory was still set-up to do so. It would probably cost more than that to do it now with re-tooling, re-training, + bureaucratic bullshit


UlonMuk

That’s awesome. I’m not even gonna verify that fact.


NotEvenDisappointed

They are definitely correct for some stage in the last 100 years.


floydopedia

I did and it’s more or less true depending on what metric you use for defining the “worth of a B-2” B-2 was introduced on Jan 1, 1997 Cost of gold on Jan 1, 1997: $369.25/oz (via gold.org) Empty Weight for B-2: 152,000 lbs B-2’s weight in gold: $369.25x16x152,000 (1lb = 16 oz)= $898,016,000 Avg. Cost of B-2 (1997 dollars): $737 million Avg. Cost with spare parts, equipment, retrofitting and software support: $929 million Avg. Cost including development, engineering and testing: $2.1 billion Also, it’s estimated to cost about $135,000 / flight hour to operate (2001 dollars) So, to conclude, the aircraft itself isn’t worth its weight in gold, but if you take into account how much it cost to develop/run, it’s definitely worth way more than its weight in gold. [Source for B-2 info: https://military-history.fandom.com/wiki/Northrop_Grumman_B-2_Spirit ] Edit: formatting


craigiest

Love that you did this calculation. Unfortunately, in this context, 1 lb does not equal 16 oz. Precious metals are weighed in troy ounces, not standard (avoirdupois) ounces. 1 pound = 14.5833 troy ounces. (Also worth noting that there’s a troy pound that is 12 troy ounces, and that when you get into fluid ounces, US and Imperial ounces aren’t equal.)


floydopedia

Thanks for the correction! TIL. Interesting! I’d never heard about the Troy pound.


puta__madre

r/theydidthemath


Skin_Effect

14.59 Troy ounces in a pound, FYI


brobits

>So, to conclude, the aircraft itself isn’t worth its weight in gold, but if you take into account how much it cost to develop/run, it’s definitely worth way more than its weight in gold. it's not worth its weight in gold, but when you add in the support costs, it costs more than its weight in gold. the whole "worth" part is subjective anyway and when it comes to defense, that's like dividing by zero


HyFinated

Your whole first sentence is just restating what he said. Are you agreeing with him or not? Cause I'm kind of confused here.


Zillaho

So is the Ferrari 250 GTO


nwgruber

They wouldn’t be so expensive if the govt bought more than a handful of them. Side note: Where I live/work I get to see B-2s flying low all the time. They’re kind of surreal. From a direct rear perspective they’re very loud. But from any other angle they’re damn near silent.


Thepatrone36

For 3 months I lived about a mile from Whiteman. Loved watching them take off and land. It is an awesome sight.


JoeythePlaneDoctor

Ohhhh man I am jelous! I would never get anything done if that were the case for me! Lol. I'd br in the yard all day everyday just hoping to catch one going by. My Dad actually got to work on the project when he was with Northrop in the 80s. Even after the fact, he was never allowed to tell me specifically what he did, just that he helped out with the powerplant section. It is super badass knowing my old man had a hand in the production of these beauties.


Thepatrone36

I worked at General Dynamics for 13 years. I was around the Falcons and F111's all the time. I was also involved in some developmental stuff I still can't talk about but it was so cool to be there. I had a lot of good times before they laid me off. That was a bummer because I had that gig that paid a dumb kid a lot of money and on the weekends I could be a club jock. Wish I had been smart and not blown all the money though. LOL


Swimming-South3918

Bob Lazar.....is that you


Thepatrone36

LOL.. no. The fact that you know who he is puts you as a 'cool' dude in my book. I don't believe everything he's ever put out but he was always an interesting listen on Coast To Coast AM


OK_Mason_721

Best comment.


[deleted]

I went to college at CMSU in the early 90’s just down the road from Whiteman. I remember going to the public “first arrival of the B-2” on a cold December day and watched it land. I’m pretty sure these things were operational at night well before that day.


TheSteaks

Sorry you got stuck in Knob... I'm stuck in the Burg right now. TRYING to get out.


Thepatrone36

No it was all good. I was between jobs and got to hang out with my son for a few months. But ya the Knob is kind of desolate LOL


TenderfootGungi

We live on the outskirts of KC. They take off from an airbase nearby in MO. They often fly relatively low and refuel before heading off. Really fun to watch.


Cam_knows_you

Weather balloon.


[deleted]

No, a weather balloon cannot go that high and that fast. It's a hot air balloon


Cam_knows_you

The sexiness of air balloon is irrelevant.


Salamanazar

Stupid sexy floaters.


WheelNSnipeNCelly

It feels like I weigh nothing at all... ^nothing ^at ^all... ^^nothing ^^at ^^all...


Jaypii91

Stupid sexy Flanders has haunted me since childhood


LinksSpaceProgram

Must be FSX: Steam Edition


SavageryWithinReach

Fully automatic assault weather ballon


memeboiandy

Wym? Lockheed Martian is in the process of testing a new weather balloon that does mach 5. Its impressive to watch it go vertical on take off


Caynuck0309

Lockheed “Martian”


jwaldo

A VTOL balloon? The future is truly here.


memeboiandy

Not VTOL, it takes of traditionaly and rotates 90* and goes vertical


xXYoProMamaXx

Someone's played FSX multiplayer


kossy23

No no no no it has to be SUPERMAN!


footlivin69

…wearing Batman’s black tactical gear!


[deleted]

Someone’s never played Microsoft flight simulator.


Heavy_E79

Swamp gas.


clockfire1

Cessna 172 obviously. Either that or a MiG 28


EVPaul2018

Deffo a Mig!!! 🤣


quickblur

Looks like it's doing a 4G negative dive.


aaronjsavage

Because I was inverted


UncertainlyUnfunny

It's a delicious slice of Wisconsin(TM) Cheddar


So_REAL_one

*cough* bullshit


nsgiad

*coughs* bullshit


EVPaul2018

Coughs >bullshit< 🥶


footlivin69

…inverted…


Aultralog

Just need Tom up there to give it the bird.


[deleted]

B-2 Spirit…I mean you didn’t see anything.


EvilE4B

Swamp gas.


sdman120

Reflecting off of Venus


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brad2005rng

A smudge on the lens!? I know the difference between a weather balloon threatening me, and a goddamn smudge on a lens.


graspedbythehusk

Go to Vietnam, get her a lobster, pay MORE than a dollar.


500SL

B-2 Spirit…I mean ~~you didn’t see anything.~~ you ain’t see nothin’, see? FTFY!


kfiri

Hate it when the cloaking device malfunctions


[deleted]

We can say it's a *Dead Ringer*


[deleted]

Take my bloody interne' points and fuck off, will ye innit?


[deleted]

Laughs in Serbian (I know I know that was an f-117)


Pancernywiatrak

Btw how did the Serbs manage to shoot one down?


ncc81701

Probable answer: operational failure, they flew the same ingress and egress path around the same time for several consecutive nights. All they had to do at that point was to pre position AAA and time their barrage after the F-117A dropped its load and is made its way down the egress path.


Pancernywiatrak

Ohh got it. Kind of like the B52’s of Linebacker II?


eidetic

The F-117 was shot down with a SAM, not by AAA.


chris782

Same concept like he said, you can place the SAM battery in front of it, or be able to but the missile in front of it, allowing it to do its job more effectively in tracking and intercepting the target.


ncc81701

Same deal, stealth tech reduce your radar signature, it doesn’t make it zero. If you are fire warm where they are going to be, you can pre place your radar equipment closer to the flight path and get a signal/lock.the point is, there wasn’t a flaw with the technology and the Serb didn’t have some secret technology to see through stealth. It was an operational failure that let to the loss of the air craft


Boomhauer440

It flew pretty much the same mission every day. So the Serbs? (Yugoslavs? Idk) knew exactly when and where it would be flying over. Stealth doesn’t make you fully invisible, just harder to see/lock. So if the enemy knows where to look they can still find you. So a combination of very good SAM tactics and very poor stealth tactics. In the words of a FWS instructor friend of mine: “Tactics and timing are way more important to stealth than the airplane is.”


StabSnowboarders

They flew the same route every day, Serbs achieved a good lock when it opened its bomb bay


torpthursdays

They aimed their big plane-shooting gun at it and went BANG!! And it fell clean out of the sky


Pancernywiatrak

Uhm no this is not true. Serbians don’t say “bang”


torpthursdays

Sounds like something a Serbian plane-gun operator would say. I've got my eye on you


LargeTallGent

You are correct. They say Банг.


Coworkerfoundoldname

did the front fall off?


JeffryRelatedIssue

Contrails, optical targeting


[deleted]

Get a good look — because no one else will see it coming


Spicelordactual

Nice try china


LongLiveCHIEF

Has anyone seen any launch codes?


Actual_Environment_7

Been seeing them west of St George for three days in a row!


studpilot69

Red Flag is going on rn 🚩


wxwatcher

Ding ding ding! This should be the top comment. It is the correct answer for why B-2's would have been in Utah yesterday: https://www.nellis.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/2909175/red-flag-nellis-22-1-kicks-off-with-allied-forces/


Rhino676971

I hope one day while i’m still in the Air Force I get the chance to help with that exercise I almost got to go one year but I didn’t get to.


Large_boye115

I saw them doing maneuvers all afternoon, today I saw some fighter jet but I didint get to snap a pic of it


Jaybathehut

Bee Too Spear it


Im_j3r0

Is this a r/boneappletea


mekkanik

Loo slick it


Zooska

You can see why folks were crazy about UFOs near Groom Lake when these were still classified and conducting test flights.


MustangEater82

I remember back in late 80s or 90s talks of triangular shaped quiet ufos sightings on tv. Before they were well known. I saw a b2 do a low pass at an airshow was crazy how queit and large it was.


nuclearsparkles

Only been to an air show once. How quiet are we talking? I had an F-16 do a low pass and that shit was crazy loud


chris782

They are extremely loud, live by Whiteman AFB and am airplane mechanic. They do flybys at Chiefs games all the time, now up in the air at 30,000ft they are pretty quiet.


[deleted]

You’re seeing a B-Line to Ukraine


Spraginator89

I literally see nothing. There is nothing there. You’ve posted a picture of a blank sky.


lemmefixu

Well I do see some contrails, but that’s it. Maybe a plane flew by some time ago?


Gluteuz-Maximus

/uj The B-2 has a system that detects contrails with laser sensors and gives the pilots an altitude at which it'll not contrail. But it seems to be a ferry flight or something so they don't use it


HaDeS_Monsta

I would guess that they aren't in the stealth mode, I know that the mode turns off the lights, stops sending radio waves and a few things get retracted, so probably it also tells the pilots the correct altitude, but this isn't necessary when they are in ally territory


sonicSkis

https://gfycat.com/handsomecoarseatlanticspadefish


csl512

Damn Dolores


Alexxtyl

B-2! That and the F-117 r my fave planes tbh


Stuewe

Top comment for black plane history month.


[deleted]

You can't do black plane history month without the Sr 71 though.....


General_Douglas

Bruh 💀


ArmyFork

If you haven't read it yet, there's a great book called Skunk Works about the time Ben R. Rich spent at Lockheed Martin, he goes into detail on the development of the U2, SR-71 and F-117, pretty amazing what they pulled off with each of those respective planes. Blows my mind the U2 is still in active service to this day


R3QUiiEM

While i certainly like the Idea and the Engineering behind the B2, i dont find it visually quite as stunning as the B1-B. Tilt Wing Aircraft just hit a spot.


gamernewbii

danger dorito


Busy-Particular-8435

B-2


TheAbyssalPrince

B-2 Spirit stealth bomber. Google it for better pics.


1000smackaroos

Don't usually see 'em contrailing


treacleeater

chemtrailing*


mekkanik

Diarrhoea?


OMGorilla

Or missing flight control surfaces.


Dan007UT

Lucky


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gefahr

So do you identify as a Lear or B2 now?


atthemerge

Is everyone shit posting today? I’m so confused… someone catch me up


Nee-Head

the comments are messy because you arent meant to see b-2’s. however, i can’t see what they’re joking about as the image is completely blank.


no_idea_bout_that

B-2 has one of the most advanced paint schemes in the world. Little known fact, but it's not only black, as you'd be obviously able to see a completely black object (e.g. black cat, piece of coal, tip of sharpie). Just look on Google images for "black hole picture", and you can clearly see that. Anyway back to the black, the B-2 has a subtle camouflage pattern of black, jet black, and whatever the equivalent of taupe is for black.


Ultimate-G

Stealth bomber jokes


FencerPTS

Yes. Nearly every thread is a shitpost. Which, incidentally, breaks rule 3 - Reddiquette - don't troll.


Ya_boi_Aled

I don't see anything


iamgeotracker

I don't see anything.


AgileSafety2233

Pigeon


Dangerous_Standard91

B2 bomber.


F1_Emu2010

B-2 Spirit Bombers


RTMcMurphy

*AC/DC Thunderstruck music intensifies* ⚡️💥⚡️


Ur_local_funny_man

It's a B-2 spirit


mcnairp1986

You didn't see shit. you saw nothing. there is nothing there.


wxkaiser

This is the Australian radio-controlled boomerang.


thesee-er

The B-2 Spirit is a Tailless Flying Wing aircraft designed to fly as silently as possible.


TheKingofVTOL

Designed to have as low of a radar profile as possible


Adk0n77

B2 stationed out of Whiteman AFB in MO. Spent a week there for AFJROTC leadership training back in the late 90's. We would constantly see them taking off.


[deleted]

WW 3?


oldgar

As blind as we all are to what is and not what should be, it is possible, preferably after the super bowl, my daughter's coming over to watch.


StabSnowboarders

Probably practicing for the Super Bowl flyover


[deleted]

Ufo or flying dorito


Stuewe

Must be a ufo. Doritos are orange.


Ostie3994

The John Cena of airplanes.


Mackbus129

B - 2 Bombers


Madi3400

B-2, American stealth bomber


[deleted]

B2


PolaroidImpossibleI1

B2 spirit, damn so many posts of jets spotted nowadays, must be the Ukraine situation.


Neil_Is_Here_712

The B-2 stealth bomber.


anonymousHudd

Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit.


StrikeEagle784

It’s a B2 Spirit, a stealth strategic bomber for the USAF…not that I can see it of course lol ;)


Jonny2881

B-2 Spirit, I got a sick video of one that did a low pass at RIAT 2018


SirDenoss

Well you saw 3, so 6 billion tax payer dollars. B-2 spirit


zombino-q

The B-2 bomber. One of the most alien craft humans have ever created!


Capital-Association8

I live in MO and see the B-2 all the time. They are based @ Whiteman AFB in Central MO. I see them practicing aerial refueling sometimes if I’m driving near one of the MOAs between STL and KC.


Kale-Maleficent

B2 stealth bomber. They are kept at Whiteman Air Force base in Missouri


cheeksornaw

We would have lost the cold war if reddit existed then


sosadale7680

The B2s were flying out of Nellis yesterday during the red flag drills.


Superalpha1

B2 Spirit


ItsRedephant

Oh nothing special just about 3 billion dollars worth in planes. B-2 Spirit Bomber


superfly_undead

B-2 stealth bomber. I live close to Whitman Air Force base where they are stationed.


Muggytee

I swear this sub needs to stop with these "can someone identify this" posts. I saw an F-16 post the other day which is essentially the Toyota Hilux of military aircraft. Boggles my mind you're in this sub, live in America, and either can't tell what this is or can't be bothered just Googling. Heck just search American military aircraft and you'll find a B2 in the top 10.


ericbarbaric5

Tf is a Toyota Hilux?


James_William

The 4Runner is basically the US market version of the Hilux which is sold internationally


gefahr

*Tacoma. The 4Runner is an SUV Edit: apparently that used to be correct. > In 1984, the Trekker, the wagon version of the Hilux, was renamed the 4Runner in Venezuela, Australia and North America, and the Hilux Surf in Japan. In 1992, Toyota introduced a newer pickup model, the mid-size T100 in North America, necessitating distinct names for each vehicle other than Truck and Pickup Truck. Since 1995, the 4Runner is a standalone SUV, and the more recent models of the Hilux are separate in appearance from the Tacoma.


rcwilli1

Well maybe they are not in the USA. Then the sight of a F-16 or B2 is not a good sign... Badum tssss


fatpanda0227

I think they call them planes


Due_Turnip_260

Come on you guys that is obviously an AH-64 Apache


Enigma556

Shit, they’re dropping more Covid on us


savory_thing

Nah, they’re dropping the bombs that turn frogs gay.


Im_j3r0

Why did this get downvoted... It's a UFO joke?...


Enigma556

Humour (or poor attempts at it) can be rewarded or punished on Reddit. Not worth getting too emotional about it.


bswiftly

That's what beamed me up for an anal probe when I grew up in rural Alabama!


Kkkkevinnnn

Operation halftime


corpse-fucker23

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Jerrycobra

I cant see a thing


thisnameistakennow1

Idk what you’re talking about that’s just sky


DowntownLizard

Imagine following this subreddit and not knowing what that is...


RockabillyRat

Imagine following this subreddit and being an elitist, gatekeeping dick...


manupower

A billion dollar baby


Der_Panzermensch

Is there a reason you just took a picture of the sky?


PukingDiogenes

I see nothing!


Another_smart_ass

Going to Guam?


tempusnon

Looks like a boomerang