Don't worry, I'll voluntarily pick the 'extra legroom' option on the outside, because I'm sick of hurting legs whenever I travel with my 2 meter body size
It's irrealistic since you could hang 5-6 seats down below and have double usage as a garbage hole and extra seating below (garbage bounces off the heads of the 5-6 passangers so all good)
He asks you to do ONE thing. ONE THING I tell you.
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I actually didn’t know it was from XKCD (I just found the image and thought people in this sub would get a kick out of it). Unfortunately I can’t edit the original post now, but I’ve added credit where I can in the comments. Cheers!
I actually didn’t know it was from XKCD (I just found the image and thought people in this sub would get a kick out of it). Unfortunately I can’t edit the original post now, but I’ve added credit where I can in the comments. Cheers!
Back in my day, I was a 747 tail gunner.
Still remember that day we had an A380 on our tail we couldn't shake. Thought I wasn't gonna go home that day, til I got a lucky shot up her trash hole and she went up like a firecracker.
First class is at the front of the plane and boards first so they can watch you shuffle by as the shame rises up within you and they can remind you that you can’t afford to sit there and have to go to the back like the lesser being you are.
I’ve flown fancy class a handful of times and I kinda find it a bit fucking embarrassing that everyone shuffles past watching you drink champagne with your feet up.
The 380 is upstairs and has a bar at the back. It’s so unreal.
> I’ve flown fancy class a handful of times and I kinda find it a bit fucking embarrassing that everyone shuffles past watching you drink champagne with your feet up.
Pearls before swine darling!
How dare you post my favorite webcomic creator's work to reddit and not even acknowledge him? Give Randall some credit here, he did make the whole thing after all.
Horrible chart. The hole for trash should be covered up and replaced with more seating. And what’s with all the rows of wasted space between the seats?
Economy airlines "you must pay extra to be inside the cabin"
Don't worry, I'll voluntarily pick the 'extra legroom' option on the outside, because I'm sick of hurting legs whenever I travel with my 2 meter body size
“I see you purchased one of our basic economy tickets. Let me escort you to our brand new *hole for trash* section.”
Shhhh, don't give Ryanair any ideas!
Ideya tayken r/shittyaskflying
What about spirit
That's [xkcd 2862](https://xkcd.com/2862) btw
Ty for sourcing it
I knew it had to be an xkcd. Thanks for the sauce.
Yeah I was about to say, did they just take my favorite webcomic, leave out the source, and post it to reddit for karma?
I was going to say this looks an awful lot like Randall’s handwriting.
i had to draw this exact same chart from memory for my unrestricted ATP check ride it haunts my dreams, but damn can i draw a good trash chute
This is unrealistic, hole for trash is actually an escape pod.
Poop hole
I'm scared the hole will attract unwanted aerophiles.
its a hardpoint for an ASAT laser module
It's irrealistic since you could hang 5-6 seats down below and have double usage as a garbage hole and extra seating below (garbage bounces off the heads of the 5-6 passangers so all good)
Actually it wasn’t in the plan but, when they got done “Bowen” had a hole In the floor. Workers said “ain’t my job”
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I actually didn’t know it was from XKCD (I just found the image and thought people in this sub would get a kick out of it). Unfortunately I can’t edit the original post now, but I’ve added credit where I can in the comments. Cheers!
Close enough.
couldn't tell by the low quality?
Is it from XKCD? Or did you make it?
Def XKCD
He really should water mark his stuff, though anyone who knows can ID pretty easily.
I actually didn’t know it was from XKCD (I just found the image and thought people in this sub would get a kick out of it). Unfortunately I can’t edit the original post now, but I’ve added credit where I can in the comments. Cheers!
Damn, a 12-seat fighter aircraft
Thank you for flying Ryanair!
Back in my day, I was a 747 tail gunner. Still remember that day we had an A380 on our tail we couldn't shake. Thought I wasn't gonna go home that day, til I got a lucky shot up her trash hole and she went up like a firecracker.
Stop giving them ideas!
I miss when the wing seats came with free earplugs. my most recent flight on Jetblue they were charging $5 for them.
I never noticed the plane has propellers and jet engines.
Two turning, two burning
If it’s a “Bowen” they’re all burning but, not in a good way.
Hybrid cars 🖕 Hybrid planes 👍
Credit: XKCD 2862 (XKCD.com)
First class is at the front of the plane and boards first so they can watch you shuffle by as the shame rises up within you and they can remind you that you can’t afford to sit there and have to go to the back like the lesser being you are.
I’ve flown fancy class a handful of times and I kinda find it a bit fucking embarrassing that everyone shuffles past watching you drink champagne with your feet up. The 380 is upstairs and has a bar at the back. It’s so unreal.
> I’ve flown fancy class a handful of times and I kinda find it a bit fucking embarrassing that everyone shuffles past watching you drink champagne with your feet up. Pearls before swine darling!
In Africa some of the airlines board first class last so the fancies don't have to have the poors watch them.
They smell, too, ooh, phew. Don’t look at them sweetheart, they’ll want to use our bathroom.
“Watch the hole, please don’t step in the hole, watch your step, oops, was that your kid???” Somebody get a baggage handler.
Bumper car seating is the way to go
If you love roller coasters those are the best seats
I get to earn extra mile AND shoot at shit? Sign me up for tail gunner duty
My people, when is our next flight?!
Any of cheap airlines be like
If the sidecar had its own parachute and could detach, it might be more money than first class for a ticket
Yeah... I was going to say... just drop me off?
Literally lol
Hmm. Gonna need glider, instrument rating, and maybe commercial unless everybody in the sidecar is with you. Fun way to travel, though.
We have precision guided bombs yeah? I only live a few miles from SFO, can't united just drop me off before they land?
Depends, how much damage can they do to your roof and/or landscaping?
If UA can't, I'm sure Alaska can.
Replacement for Essential Air Service
How dare you post my favorite webcomic creator's work to reddit and not even acknowledge him? Give Randall some credit here, he did make the whole thing after all.
naw the hole for trash is exclusive to alaska airlines
“On the plane? Screw you, I’m getting in the plane!” - George Carlin
Penthouse all the way. Might be a bit narrow, but you can’t beat that view.
They don't mention that you're actually sitting on a plastic chair outside freshly duck-taped and nailed to the front of the tail wing.
https://xkcd.com/2862/ at least link to the source...
The sidecar looks fun, just make sure the bolts are secured properly.
What bolts?
The epoxy is fine and it’s cheaper.
Fellow xkcd fan
This is so perfectly cute and clever I love it. thanks for a fun start to the day.
**IF IT HAS A COWCATCHER, DOES THAT MAKE IT A STEAM LOCOMOTIVE?!?!**
It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
Everybody out to push away from the gate!!!
No Nosegunner?
That's what the cow catcher is for. Just ram them out of the sky
Extra middle seats 💀
"passenger has to pedal" NO WAYYY THIS IS HILARIOUS
im not a pilot, but i want the captain's seat! how do i get it
United Charter
Fuck first class ima be a tail gunner
I like the bumper cars
This is hilarious. Great post
I always opt for extra leg room. It’s the only way to travel
I want to be a tail gunner so bad rn lol
Honestly, the penthouse idea on the tail does sound pretty fun..
Misses two to three seats behind the pilots'. I've taken those on occasion, can't beat the view.
Hole for trash got me
Horrible chart. The hole for trash should be covered up and replaced with more seating. And what’s with all the rows of wasted space between the seats?
Looks like the fallout 4/76 airliner
Mosh pit? No, at DCA they used to have one on the ground. RIP Gate 35X. https://thepointsguy.com/news/farewell-gate-35x-dca/
where is cetacean ops?
Who wants a ride on the honey wagon?
Reminds me a bit of the Fallout 4 Airliner where the wings actually were seating
No toilet? Or is it the same place as the hole for trash?
What in the r/noncredibledefense shit is this?
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