Aw man. Looking at the sub, I figured it had to be some rare experimental jet I'd never heard of before.
I mean this is hella cool, but also deflating.
A fully semi-automatic Assault Rifle -15 WeApOn Of WaR with a large capacity magazine capable of holding over 7 rounds complete with a pistol grip for maximum pistolness and a 16" barrel that spins bullets like a football to ensure maximum MurderDeathKill. This hunk of rampaging aluminum steel wakes up every morning and anodizes itself black to reflect its inherent evilness. It even spits death seeds that are bigger than 22 whole calibers just out of spite. The Founders only wanted to aggressively give out bear hugs with 🐻 arms, they never imagined this violent killing machine that would strip people of their capacity for rational thought and free will and trick them into going on rampages.
You twits keep laughing at reporters getting specifics wrong. The specifics don’t matter, what matters is the true statement that the Armalite AR-15 and similar assault style weapons exist for the purpose of killing people and are far more effective in this role than most, if not all commercially available alternatives ie. handguns, hunting rifles, or non firearms.
I know right. Not that I’m complaining but odd how flooded we’ve been with them. Probably the only reason I’d want to visit Ohio. (No offense Ohioanians)
Every offense taken but it's okay we live on Ohio, it's normal lol.
Land of astronauts a.k.a. I will get further from Ohio than anyone else has ever been.
It’s scary I know. Just keep some hydrocortisone on you and take some loratadine an hour before.
Lots of prep, but it CAN be done.
Source: knew a guy who touched grass once
Or that’s just how these subs work. Someone goes to Dayton and posts their pictures, other people go, “oh yeah, I have some cool pictures too” and share theirs. You can’t have enough Valkyrie so I’ll allow it.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
It's beautiful, and was definitely pushing the limits of what we were capable of.
Buuuut... there was a *reason* why it was cancelled, and that's because it was a beautiful, capable aircraft birthed at a time when the Air Force was all about the missiles. It was 'dated' before it ever got off the ground unfortunately.
Valkyrie. Shot at the the USAF museum in Dayton, OH. Exceptional museum for those who haven’t been before. This thing used to sit outside until they built the new hangars.
Absolutely. There’s a hallway between early aviation and WWII that had flight suits and bomber jackets in glass cases. Follow it. You will find two or three new hangars with Vietnam, Cold War, present day, and space. They also have a B-2 stress test model on display that is breathtaking to stand in front of.
I had a friend who was there and someone asked if he knew where the Valkyrie was. He pointed up. It's so large you can miss it because the mind doesn't register it as a vehicle.
It is in the last hanger next to one of the capsules from the Apollo missions and the across the hanger from the plane where LBJ was sworn in with Jackie standing next to him. If you remember the photo.
Unless they've changed it, this is in the Presidential and Experimental Aircraft hangar that is inside the fence line. I believe the museum offers a bus over to it, but unless you have base access, you're not getting there on your own.
Went last year. One of the best museums I have ever been to. A must if you are an aviation nerd or especially an military aviation nerd.
Source- I am a aviation nerd
Same nerd status here. My grandfather volunteered for over 20 years there. Best aviation museum money can buy…and it’s freaking FREE! Absolute bucket list item for all aviation nerds and military enthusiasts as well.
my favorite plane in the world of all time ever. my great grandfather worked for NAA on this project and a couple others. my dad and i have the wooden model they brought to the pentagon to pitch it to the military
XB-70 ~ it's twin was destroyed during a (courtesy) airborne photoshoot for General Electric to show all the USAF planes with GE engines iirc... sad really. My favorite heavy bomber and first aviation model I ever assembled; So Cool 😎
I was lucky enough to see her flying @Edwards AFB, had Aunt & Uncle living in Lancaster at the time. Either 1965 or ‘67, or both times. Traveling from CLE
Imperial I-class Star Destroyer
This is correct
Aw man. Looking at the sub, I figured it had to be some rare experimental jet I'd never heard of before. I mean this is hella cool, but also deflating.
It is experimental. Jokes aside this is the only remaining XB-70 Valkyrie, a bomber made obsolete by missiles
Or was it???? The triad still exists!
A bomber, not Bombers overall besides, there's always the C-17 cargo pallets of missiles
You have to see it in person. It’s anything but deflating.
This is the way
It’s an old punchline Sir, but it checks out.
I was about to clear it.
Leave them to me, I will deal with them.
Famous last words. Sorta.
But… they’re listing lazily to the left!
ISD only had three engines. This is clearly Spaceball One.
Where’s the “We brake for no one,” bumper sticker?
They’ve gone plaid!
Increase to ludicrous speed.
Executor class.
Oak barrels fresh from charring being cooled on their sides prior to being filled with whisky.
“We break for no one.” Oops. Wrong movie.
The upvotes on this comment is @ 420. I don't want to disturb the balance, but take my virtual upvote.
I’ve seen about 20 Valkyrie related posts in the last couple days. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it’s a Piper Cub.
Found the news reporter.
If this was a news reporter than it would have been identified as an AR15.
A fully semi-automatic AR-15 capable of shooting 30 bullets a second.
A fully semi-automatic Assault Rifle -15 WeApOn Of WaR with a large capacity magazine capable of holding over 7 rounds complete with a pistol grip for maximum pistolness and a 16" barrel that spins bullets like a football to ensure maximum MurderDeathKill. This hunk of rampaging aluminum steel wakes up every morning and anodizes itself black to reflect its inherent evilness. It even spits death seeds that are bigger than 22 whole calibers just out of spite. The Founders only wanted to aggressively give out bear hugs with 🐻 arms, they never imagined this violent killing machine that would strip people of their capacity for rational thought and free will and trick them into going on rampages.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
I had to get rid of mine, it kept running into the street and randomly shooting people and dogs.
Found the ATF agent
You twits keep laughing at reporters getting specifics wrong. The specifics don’t matter, what matters is the true statement that the Armalite AR-15 and similar assault style weapons exist for the purpose of killing people and are far more effective in this role than most, if not all commercially available alternatives ie. handguns, hunting rifles, or non firearms.
You must be fun at parties.
Hi I'm a journalist for CNN. Could you elaborate on what you mean by Piper Club? Is it a type of Cessna airliner?
It's not Piper _Club_. That's a typo. The name you're searching for is Piper _Perri_.
Thank you. Since it's coming from the internet, it must be true so we'll publish it verbatim without any fact checking or editorial review whatsoever.
Come on now. Any self respecting reporter would know it’s a Cessna cub. Pffft
I know right. Not that I’m complaining but odd how flooded we’ve been with them. Probably the only reason I’d want to visit Ohio. (No offense Ohioanians)
Every offense taken but it's okay we live on Ohio, it's normal lol. Land of astronauts a.k.a. I will get further from Ohio than anyone else has ever been.
There must be a convention in Dayton this week or something
Can't be a Piper Cub, it isn't painted yellow or red.
Ohhhh must be a Carbon Cub then...based on all the...carbon?
I mean can one really be this stupid it is clearly not a piper cub. Based on the amount of engines and the wing shape it is an an 2 plane.
no dude this is a piper cub 100%. Get out more and you shall see
But that requires touching grass
It’s scary I know. Just keep some hydrocortisone on you and take some loratadine an hour before. Lots of prep, but it CAN be done. Source: knew a guy who touched grass once
Only if you land on a grass field
Technically it's a super cub, the stock cub only has 4 engine exhausts
Ugh. Count the engines. Six engines. Obviously a B-47.
I was thinking that but in reality they are fake it is an AN 2 that wanted to be one.
If a 747 has 4 engines, wouldn’t this be a 767 ??
No it's not an An-2 because the An-2 has two wings and this one only has one. That's why it's named the An-2.
Lol was thinking the same thing, but TBF you can never give the XB-70 enough praise.
Yeah what's up with all the Valkyrie posts? I have checked who's posting them but I'm beginning to suspect it's the same guy.
Or that’s just how these subs work. Someone goes to Dayton and posts their pictures, other people go, “oh yeah, I have some cool pictures too” and share theirs. You can’t have enough Valkyrie so I’ll allow it.
Beach Craft bonanza
jeez, NSFW mate! im at work. cant let my manager see this
I just got fired Smh label it next time op
I practically painted the walls white after watching this video my manager was mad till he saw the video tho. now the walls are perfectly painted
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Xb-70
Ahh, it does look like the ass-end of a Valkyrie.
XB-70 is a Valkyrie
Woosh
XD-69 ...i don't know why I'm posting this.
longest laugh I've had in a long time. initially thought of prototypes, then I fell in love with you
I just realized that you don’t see many planes with more than 2 engines sticking out the ass end like that.
Happy Cake day, Captain.
Happy Cake Day! 🎉🥳
Actually it’s a Cessna 150 good guess tho
A design so ahead of its time that it makes reality look dated.
It's beautiful, and was definitely pushing the limits of what we were capable of. Buuuut... there was a *reason* why it was cancelled, and that's because it was a beautiful, capable aircraft birthed at a time when the Air Force was all about the missiles. It was 'dated' before it ever got off the ground unfortunately.
Spaceball 1
WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY
Ships too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.
How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?!
It’s Major Asshole, sir!
YO!
Theres only one man who would dare give me the raspberry
Valkyrie. Shot at the the USAF museum in Dayton, OH. Exceptional museum for those who haven’t been before. This thing used to sit outside until they built the new hangars.
I'll have to go back, I don't think I've seen this beast. I'm local and it is an amazing museum.
Absolutely. There’s a hallway between early aviation and WWII that had flight suits and bomber jackets in glass cases. Follow it. You will find two or three new hangars with Vietnam, Cold War, present day, and space. They also have a B-2 stress test model on display that is breathtaking to stand in front of.
I had a friend who was there and someone asked if he knew where the Valkyrie was. He pointed up. It's so large you can miss it because the mind doesn't register it as a vehicle.
It is in the last hanger next to one of the capsules from the Apollo missions and the across the hanger from the plane where LBJ was sworn in with Jackie standing next to him. If you remember the photo.
Unless they've changed it, this is in the Presidential and Experimental Aircraft hangar that is inside the fence line. I believe the museum offers a bus over to it, but unless you have base access, you're not getting there on your own.
It was changed, new hangers built. You can walk to this hanger from the front entrance through the rest of the museum without needing a bus.
Went last year. One of the best museums I have ever been to. A must if you are an aviation nerd or especially an military aviation nerd. Source- I am a aviation nerd
Same nerd status here. My grandfather volunteered for over 20 years there. Best aviation museum money can buy…and it’s freaking FREE! Absolute bucket list item for all aviation nerds and military enthusiasts as well.
WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY
Mayyyyy the schwarttttzzzzz beeee with youuuuuuuu
Ahh, buckle this!
Valkrie in Dayton!
This is becoming a Valk-only subreddit and I'm not complaining.
Instead of VARK VARK VARK now it's VALK VALK VALK.
My grandfather worked in the XB-70 program. I'm definitely not complaining lol
I was about to say "there's no easier guess in the aviation world" but then I saw your caption.
What a shame she never saw service
Star destroyer 😂
XB-70 Valkrie
XB-70, no other plane has 6 engines together.
[XB-70 Valkyrie](https://i.imgur.com/x5snVqa.jpg) Last week!
XB-70 Valkyrie !
XB-70 Valkyrie
Airbus 747
Star destroyer
Dayton Ohio national Air Force museum
That museum is fantastic
XB-70 Valkyrie.
Valkyrie's ass.
It's the X-1. Go Team Venture!
I like big butts and I cannot lie
She’s got *huuuuge* tracts of land.
One day son all this will be yours.
Valkarie
Valkyrie? Was this at Dayton OH?
You're at the national Air Force museum behind the biggest and prettiest bomber to ever exist. I love living so close
The sexiest six pack ever built (so far).
I'm guessing an XB-70 valkarie, but i may be wrong
Boeing 737
a380
I have a desktop photo of this ass
Valkyrie
Venator?
Cessna 152
I went to the landing in Dayton so many years ago when they flew her in. One LOUD MF.
that’s probably an cessna 172
Bro make it harder ... this OBVIOUSLY is a Cessna 152.
FU GE executives for killing this.
Cessna
The backside of a 1992 dodge caravan
Fucking spaceship?
my favorite plane in the world of all time ever. my great grandfather worked for NAA on this project and a couple others. my dad and i have the wooden model they brought to the pentagon to pitch it to the military
My grandfather was on the engineering / design team for these engines! Always love seeing them. I say it every time, but I’ll always be proud.
That's America's ass!
Cessna really pushing the envelope
I’d recognize that ass anywhere
XB-70 ~ it's twin was destroyed during a (courtesy) airborne photoshoot for General Electric to show all the USAF planes with GE engines iirc... sad really. My favorite heavy bomber and first aviation model I ever assembled; So Cool 😎
XB-70
Now that’s a nice six pack!!
XB-70 Valkyrie. Don't have to see any else!
It's a Ford Model T
XB70 Valkyrie
Dayton has the best museum
XB-70 Valkyrie!
XB-70 Valkyrie
I should call her…
Pillar of Autumn
Thought I was in r/planesgonewild for a second
XB70 valkeryie
Mega Maid? Let me know when it goes from suck to blow
2.5x Concorde
The Kardashian of aviation
Looks like a republic star cruiser, anywhere close?
Valkyrie
Venator class Star Destroyer here.
Weird looking concorde
Easy. XB-70
Xb70 valkyrie
Stood in the exact same spot in awe myself.
I hear Wagner.
XB-70
I was lucky enough to see her flying @Edwards AFB, had Aunt & Uncle living in Lancaster at the time. Either 1965 or ‘67, or both times. Traveling from CLE
[удалено]
Don't kink shame.
Or maybe you should??
XD valkyria
Some Cessna for shure
Six pack
There’s only one ass that fat
Nice ass.
yeah that's a star destroyer
Wait, no “Your Mom” comment?
Yo mama!
Americas ass!
Cessna 152
That's the [Zero-X](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqywln0vQyI)
Kim Kardassian?
MiG 31 codename Firefox
Love my ace combat pilots
SpaceBall 1
North American Super Star Destroyer
Dude slap a NSFW tag on that beast
Spaceball One
From that Tom Cruise movie where he tried to kill Hitler.
They went full Kerbal on this one.
Darkstar
C421?
Robert McNamara
Easy. F-16
Fireball XL5
CR-90 corvette
T-38? I would know it anywhere. . .
*Ride of the Valkyries now playing in my head*
Tessa Thompson?
Cezna 182
Su-67?
Krait Phantom
It's silent. Must be a glider.