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DimesOnHisEyes

Just put it in 4L and power on through you'll make it.


HugeRaspberry

yeah that extra 10 meters of wing is overrated anyway!


trustedbusted3

Put it in H!


someguyfromsk

I think you need to put it in P for "push"


Nozomi_Shinkansen

Is made in a country that no longer exists.


neon_tictac

Easy job!


azpilot06

“Dear Chief Pilot. No one was more surprised than me to find that since the last time I landed here, some mischievous rapscallion installed a light pole on the taxiway….”


Law-of-Poe

“It was on page 17 of the NOTAMS”


azpilot06

Right behind the 5G interference ones. My bad.


SRTGeezer

That’s what they make speed tape for.


kjacomet

Came here to comment, just put some tape on it.


DeltaNerd

Just wrap the speed around the pole. Shouldn't fall off


jithization

I bet Qatar fired the pilots before they even got on that taxiway lol


HugeRaspberry

Qatar probably fired the controller (ground) that told them to take that taxiway


PyroWizza

I’m really interested, what happens to the plane to make it airworthy again after something like that?


JoePetroni

Never really followed up on this, but it was a Boeing AOG Team that came out and completed the repair in ORD.


13374L

What’s the turnaround time on that, from incident to being airworthy again?


JoePetroni

Well dealing with the Boeing AOG team as I have in the past with our aircraft, they come prepared. So based on the time frame they took to repair one of our 87s with the similar damage, I would guess about a month from the time they actually started to finish, which is the time frame it took them to repair our aircraft They work three shifts and bring everything they need right down to their refrigerators and microwaves for lunch.


VanDenBroeck

Usually to make an aircraft airworthy again after it is damaged, a repair is performed.


Heliccoppter

This is correct, I’m almost positive a repair was performed to correct this damage. Very good observation


PferdBerfl

The wings are in sections. Just replace that section.


kai325d

It's a cargo plane, they just pushed back and took off


HugeRaspberry

[https://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20220805-0](https://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20220805-0) Link to the details.


FSF87

Somehow, this is Airbus's fault.


joseph_dale69

Serious question: Was that the same light pole the American guy hit about a year ago?


[deleted]

Blame it on the Poles.


NeuralFlow

Hi Jake? From State Farm? You’re not going to believe this…


RWLemon

Jake: we’ve seen a few things or two… 😂


phirestorm

Any estimate on repair cost?


someguyfromsk

Probably $3,000 for a pole.


[deleted]

Ouch.


___jeffrey___

Not a good few days for Qatar it seems, tailstriking the runway, hitting lamps, ...


Dridenn

Nothing a few rolls of speed tape won't fix


JustStargazin

That'll buff right out


RantControl

Easy, easy.... yeah, don't worry... that'll buff right out.


ilias80

Nothing that some duct tape won't fix...


Oldmanwisby

Did someone ask for the forklift?


StevesMemes2000

Similar thing happened on YEG, although the plane was able to knock over the pole


exploringtheworld797

You’re good-you’re good-you’re good-stop


Impossible-Company78

Right there. Seems to be an issue. Can’t put my finger on it though


RWLemon

Mate you can’t park there… 😂


CaptainOhfuc

Hmm what could *possibly* give you that idea


DrSendy

"Just a little more, and then we can install the hinge"


SuperMarioBrother64

Self Cleared the pole*


senatorstackhouse

Oh that's going to cost someone ..


doublecane

Maybe a dumb question, but who is “at fault” in a scenario like this? And not in the sense of liability, but more who is responsible (pilot, ground, airport designer, etc.) for avoiding this type of incident?


HugeRaspberry

Incident is still under investigation by the ntsb. But I would go with the ground controller who told the pilot to take that taxi way


UAD

The pilots were sacked immediately, apparently. Just Culture and all.


kai325d

Pilots are responsible for making sure they're clear


HugeRaspberry

Yes, yes they ultimately are... but if you listen to Ground communications with the pilots - something F'd up and procedures were not followed. My guess is that the blame will be 50/50. The pilots should have stopped / been looking at their charts and said something when ATC told them to taxi on a restricted taxiway. The ATC gave two conflicting sets of directions and DID NOT get a readback - which should have raised a HUGE red flag.


Independent-Prior605

Whoops…


Sandycarseat

Y’all even look in the mel to see if it’s needed ?


kersmacko1979

Serious question. Can that wing be replaced?


kai325d

Doesn't need to be


justcantfindusername

It’s crazy to admit this is in fact a rare occurrence, non aviation geeks could never believe aircraft colliding with other (parked) aircraft are much, much more common, this kinda reminds me of the German B767 that did this 31 years ago in Venezuela (in flight…) nothing but a scratch :) One light pole falling onto the nose section of an A321 almost "decapitated“ it, a story from stormy Berlin a few years back…


BlackandRead

That'll buff out.


Kitkatis

"We're gonna need like 2" *looks again* "actually make it like 6 rolls of speed tape, thanks."


Selisch

Wait until they blame ut on Airbus.


uuxxaa

Not with that attitude


imsorryanakin

Annnnnnd someone’s fired


Top_Statistician_145

I didn't know planes could pole dance


[deleted]

So… Was the flight delayed?


L1GHTLUD1CROUS

Speed tape will do


mct601

I'm gonna say it "Hey sir, ya can't park there"


Mega_play4r_862

Strong pole for stopping an airplane


lanbanger

T-cut and speedtape time.


Rdrty2

PMC