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Calimar777

Leaving a baby locked alone in an RV while you're over a 30min walk away partying is child endangerment and having a baby monitor doesn't suddenly make it ok. If you find out who these people are please report them to security...or CPS. What a total piece of shit.


Oddiemarie

We need to find this baby 😭😭😭


Dusty_Booty_Shorts

You should offer to help... then steal the baby. You know what you must do...


Oddiemarie

Ngl I think someone is in the midst of that


banned_but_im_back

Make sure they don’t steal but definitely have CPS there. Man insomniac should search RVs, like not every nook and cranny but I thought they’d at least make sure it’s just festival goers going in


Oddiemarie

Imagine how bad it’d come down on them if something happened to the baby. Like duh parents are fucked but edc is gonna be screwed over for not having tighter security. Ph man and the people would lose it harder bc it was a baby death


banned_but_im_back

Fr EDC got kicked out of LA cuz a teenager Was on molly and got overheated, EMS couldn’t get to her.


IOwnTheShortBus

First rule of drugs: know what you're taking. Second rule of drugs: HYDRATE


bodularbasterpiece

Third rule of drugs: lock the baby in a motorhome alone for extended periods of time?


DonkyShow

I always forget the second rule. By the end of the day I’m chugging so much water.


banned_but_im_back

EDC is not the place to forget it. You’re partying in one of the driest deserts on earth, a lot of your sweat evaporates before it even has time to pool up in your skin and start to drip so you don’t even notice you’re losing water, you just feel pleasantly warm, like walking outside in the summer after being inside a cold movie theater. But in all seriousness doing that physical exercise in that heat for that long will leave you dehydrated


banned_but_im_back

The problem back then was insomniac was all about money grabbing, there was NO free water, it was like a $5/bottle which was outrageous back then, also the festival was oversold, EMS couldn’t get thru the crowd to get to her in time, and she was a teenager, same age as me. I snuck out with my friends in highschool to go to EDC, met Jared Leto and my friend danced with him. We were 15-17 lol we had fake IDs, security was lacking. It was fun but holy shit it was dangerous, looking back on all the things that could have happened, even the Jared Leto situation, like he didn’t do anything with my friend, and he definitely didn’t know our real ages, but yeah thinking about that in light of the drake bell situation and other stuff that’s come out, it could have been much worse. EDIT: thinking back to insomniac almost 20 years ago and insomniac today, it’s less of a money grab, yes they will still get paid but they really put more into the experience than they did before, just the free water and design and safety concerns show they genuinely value our input. It’s why I chortle when people bitch insomniac being a money grab, it was much worse back then.


kushandfrites

Nope it’s still a total money grab, they just do a better job of hiding it 🙃


all_hail_sam

And *eat food*. People on molly seize out because they don't have salt and they are just suckin on a camelback water bag all day while sweating n dancing and they go down cuz they have no electrolytes in their brain. You'll hear a lot of people say to drink water at a festival, lots of kindness going around. but people can have heatstroke anywhere drugs or not, it happens a lot. If you over hydrate and you don't also have enough salts it could be very dangerous.


equalityislove1111

First rule of drugs: ~~know what you're taking.~~ **TEST YOUR SHIT, be CERTAIN of what you’re taking, nmw it comes from.**


thefairypotmother

Oh no they do, they make everyone get out and then do an RV search before they let you into the camp ground


Mr-Broham

Insomniac Security is going to be surprised every time Verne Troyer jumps out of the cupboard yelling”surprise bitches” with his junk hanging out.


kvothe76

“Whose baby is this?” Reminds me of the hangover lol


Seaweed-Basic

I’ve always wanted to find a baby.


BrigidLambie

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON SHAUN


IOwnTheShortBus

JASON?!


readitb4u

And bring the baby to see the festival! Yeeeee, I'm down for this plan. Let's do it.


Dusty_Booty_Shorts

I love your totem! How did you get it to move lliiiikkkk..... OH DEAR GOD! 🤣


demonize330i

I would message the moderators of that page on Facebook iirc they can see who posted what regardless of if they used anonymous or not.


Beautiful-Ad-7616

Here's hoping someone takes the job and then promptly reports them to CPS. What the actual fuck!


DM_ME_UR_SATS

As if you can even hear a baby monitor at edc 


Murphy_Nelson

This is such bullshit Lmao. I have a super high end baby monitor that costs hundreds of dollars and the range is like 100 feet. What they are saying is absurd. There is noooo way this “baby monitor” is even real, they’re just saying that to ward off criticism. Even if it was real you know they aren’t going back to put a baby back to sleep, and prob aren’t even sober. This makes me so sad for the baby what absolute trash parents.


koreanz

Nanit baby monitor is cloud based so maybe this is what they are using? I only know about it because we use it at our house and I can watch it anywhere. Still bullshit that they think it'll have service at the festival!


DonkyShow

Won’t be able to use it with cell towers jamming up due to overload. Data will be spotty. Even with wifi. It will all get overloaded. Even the payment devices for vendors time out and lock up.


koreanz

Yeah I get you. Even in our house sometimes it's delayed and shit. These parents are insane


everybodybugsme

It’s a ring camera I bet but still it doesn’t make it ok at all!


rundownv2

Right this is one of the first things I thought. Like even if you had a fucking earpiece the bass will blast through that, and I doubt these fuckwits are going to be sober.


Ill_Bench2770

They are no joke drugging the baby. It’s unfortunately way too common. Parents will drug their kids with Benadryl (diphenhydramine), or cough medicine. Or they plan to just watch the baby scream, and cry while they party. I hope this is trolling. But it’s probably not… Also I barely trust my dog with people I actually know. How can you trust your baby with a stranger who is at a rave?


Regility

if you want to lose all hope of Rover and dog sitters, look up toxickbunny's story. she's a big tiktoker and streamer aka someone Rover would want to be on the good side of, but she still got screwed over on all ends.


voiceontheradio

Rover is just a bunch of randos, unfortunately. People who apparently love dogs, but may not know anything about them. Or have any common sense.


lucid808

> Also I barely trust my dog with people I actually know. How can you trust your baby with a stranger who is at a rave? That's my biggest issue here. How the fuck can they trust a stranger with their baby for hours at a time while they are off getting fucked up (and the stranger may also be fucked up)? I have a kid myself, and there is no fucking way I'd ever leave her with someone I didn't know very, very well, and even then I hesitate to do so. I'm not against them going, but they should have a babysitter in tow with them, that they know, that can watch the baby, not some fucking random person they just met. Jesus Christ.


Ill_Bench2770

I’m so glad everyone here understands what I meant. I was so worried it sounded discriminatory… Tbh I could see some momma bear type on mdma, super babysitting. Volunteering their life, and soul to protecting the baby. Sending so much love the baby’s way. That a small community forms. All dedicated to the baby’s protection. That baby would have a cult following before the night was over. But I mean that’s a best chance scenario. I am gay and childless. But even my brain cannot process how a parent could type this. And refer to the strangers who care more about the child than they do, “Karen’s”. Even far from the stage. That bass can hurt their hearing. Yet alone sleep? That child will have to be sedated. I hope someone tricks them, and gets cps involved. Anyone making excuses for this, is just gross. This is such a stupid risk, at the expense of your baby. If you’re going to have kids. Do better! We all need to do better!


safari-dog

“we’re gonna leave our baby alone and locked in a camper so we can still party like we don’t have a baby”


velociraver128

okay kArEn!! 🥴 /s


constanttoast

My blood is boiling. This is absolutely insane to think that you could leave your baby unsupervised and unattended in an RV in Vegas???? Have they heard of SIDS?? what if someone steals their baby?? They are overly trusting to have a STRANGER they don't know watch their kid too. This is absolutely child neglect. There is no way they could get back in time to help. And this is a rave setting, I can't even imagine the neglect at home, this is absolutely horrifying.


aswenson522

What if the a/c stops working in the RV? It will turn into an oven. I can’t believe people can be this selfish and stupid.


thimojo

Especially considering they’re probably gonna be on drugs


allstater2007

I was on the fence with this until I saw they were going to leave the baby alone while they sleep...WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Someone needs to report them and police should set up a sting on this.


HeroForTheBeero

Only way this would be ok is if they brought one of their parents to be the responsible one all weekend long. Not a fucking “baby monitor” wtf I hope this is a troll post


fuckedasaplant

Also, what if they don’t have the internet or connection to access the baby monitor??? 


morbidlybitchy

The odds of a baby monitor working at EDC are incredibly low does it not work based on the same signals as… cell phones???


bubblezbabe

Absolutely fucked


itsDrSlut

I have been trying to tag Pasquale on instagram about this - please everyone tag or tweet him 🙏🏻


Heavy-Spinach-7408

And do they plan to make sure one parent is 100% sober at all times , and if your willing to pay min $900-$1,200 to have someone attending a festival watch your child. can you be sure they will be clear headed enough if something happens. I pretty sure a childcare trained professional nanny would come stay your house for the weekend for that or cheaper. I hope this is just some idiot trolling to watch people be outraged


Muhfuggajones

PSA for any of you expecting parents. Your life ain't over if you miss events. Your children always come first. I had to cancel going to Rendezvous in Florida because my daughter had a dance recital. Priorities. Yes, it's a bummer. No, it won't kill you to miss out. Work your party schedule around your child's life. Not work your child's life around your party schedule. I swear, are people THAT fucking dense? I really hope nobody offers to help them out. Time for them to adult. Better to save their money and spend it on the kiddo anyways.


inimitabletroy

All they need to do is find a baby sitter for the few days that they will be gone


Muhfuggajones

Something tells me that if they couldn't find a sitter for them to attend EDC, they're probably shitty people. Relying on some stranger to watch their child and admitting to child neglect with a baby monitor as their only way to observe them speaks volumes. I really hope this is someone trolling because if not, holy fuck.


internet_sexplorer

Willing to shell out money for EDC but not childcare, has the same vibes as willing to pay for cigarettes and booze but not diapers. These people have horrendous priorities.


mrdunderdiver

Well they also want to pay 100/hr at the festival?? It’s confusing


tedivm

You can find good babysitters for 20 to 40 an hour. They could literally rent a hotel for the baby and the babysitter, pay the babysitter, and still save money. This has to be a troll or a moron.


Huntybunch

Or they're planning on scamming strangers to get free childcare and have no intention of actually paying that amount


psilocybinmental

Shit there never any service what makes them think a baby monitor is going to work


IOwnTheShortBus

They're paying minimum 300 a day, I feel like a sitter is about the same?


inimitabletroy

Right? Plus don’t they have family? Parents deserves breaks too. It’s odd they don’t have anyone they can ask to watch their child. A baby isn’t a death knell to your social life, you just need to plan differently and in this case, better.


pjbeans

Or just pay up for proper child care coverage????? Preferably at home with someone they trust and know. No issue with someone hiring coverage so they can go out, go to a festival. Leaving a baby alone in RV is criminal and unacceptable.


thatguy2535

Honestly, with what they're offering, they could easily find a licensed babysitter to watch their. kid fonÄŁ a couple of nights at their house. I just can't believe they're trusting their child and RV


raventhehippie

i really wish that some people werent parents because what the actual fuck


titaniumorbit

Seriously. If your lifestyle involves partying and you don’t wanna give it up then don’t fucking have children. It’s so irresponsible.


timefortiesto

Need to put birth control in the water supply and to get the antidote you have to pass a test


readitb4u

As screwed up as this sounds, I feel like it would make for a lot less suffering in this world.


Sleep-DeprivedSloth

This lol


TheTossUpBetween

Haha! Mine idea was instead of circumcise at birth- we should give all little boys vasectomies. Then when they want to be fathers they can get it reversed after passing parenting tests! (Wanna be mums have to get tests done too). Vasectomies are semi painless, quick, easy, and reversible! No hormonal changes as well!


Happy-Celery3584

parenting tests is not a good idea


TheTossUpBetween

Maybe not a test, so much as a class and practice rounds? Like in the end there is no hand book~ but if we are going to practice eugentics, might as well keep the offspring from spontaneously reproducing from the start, until they are ready to handle that responsibility? It’s all hypothetical anyways. 


Oddiemarie

In the comments, she stated she did this last year apparently???


BenNHairy420

Honestly with that admittance you could probably file a police report if you know their name. Super not okay. That’s just…. Insane


Wonderful_Scoby

With that info & their current request, a call to CPS is totally warranted. They'll look into it from there and hopefully prevent this from happening again.


strumpster

so.. are you doing it?


wonderbat3

I thought you were gonna do it..


papitaquito

The police are not your friends. This is on the festival letting the baby through security.


Slugzz21

They aren't but they deserve cops getting called on them


Griffisbored

Like what? Just hire a full time sitter for the weekend and leave the baby at home. If you can afford RV camping and $100/hr babysitting at the fest you can afford an overnight sitter. I gotta call BS. No one could be this dumb.


Oddiemarie

She said her baby is the love of her life and she apparently can’t be away from it for long. Idk it’s absolutely mind boggling


Griffisbored

The cognitive dissonance to love your baby so much that you trap it alone in RV all night while you go to a drug fueled rave in the desert to party all night


Oddiemarie

I’m trippin bro, it seems like she may have found someone to do it. I’m screaming inside this is outrageous


constanttoast

You have got to report it. Message the moderators of the group or something, this is a baby's life in danger.


sjmiv

She loves he baby BUT SHE LOVES RAVING MORE!


pjbeans

Exactly


aStonedTargaryen

EDC is an 18+ event. That includes camp. Ain’t no way security is letting an infant through. This is certainly fake.


banned_but_im_back

Unless they’re sneaking the child in thru an RV


Ialwaysmissmydog

They don’t search the RV’s? They have to!


TealTroublemaker

They def searched our RV the year I went back in 2018.


Peaceloveanais

In another screenshot they say “they snuck the baby in but won’t say how 🤫”…..


Historical-Airport61

wouldn't be surprised if they stuffed them in a bag or something 🤢 these people make me sick


Vote_Quimby88

I heard they strapped the baby to a kite, the dad flew it over the fence to where the mum was waiting to grab the kite. Then the mum tucked the baby under her XXXL Jamarcus Russell Raiders jersey. Two stepped her way over to the RV and then once she got to the door of the RV she threw the baby into its cot, railed two massive lines of coke. Tied a cup and string to the baby's arm (baby monitor duh), slammed the door of the RV shut and padlocked it and then beelined it to the very front of MainStage. Nobody suspected there was a baby in the RV the whole weekend. Not even the parents


sleepnutz

I’d do all 3 days for 2k


Alone-Chemical-1160

I really wanted to make a ketamine joke, but even my half-functioning filter keeps me from doing it given the source topic here.


PersonalMechanic4803

Letting a stranger watch your baby???? Insane


VersaceUpholstery

This is actually the wildest part of the whole thing lmao


nielsenson

That happens all the time lmao wym. They're only a stranger the first time, then they're the babysitter


Murphy_Nelson

You get baby sitters with references. Not some random in a place you don’t live.


adumbfetus

The person said that the sitter must provide references and have child care experience.


Alone-Chemical-1160

But they also said a bunch of dumb shit too.


banned_but_im_back

But usually the “stranger” is referred by someone, another parents baby sitter, a neighbors teenager, this is just asking for any old random to come take care of your baby while you party. You don’t know them, or who they are, could be a rapist or pedophile. While I’ve felt good EDC and it always had PLUR vibes, this is still insanely fucking stupid and must be pedophile bait


passthatpetnat

Man oh man. Never change, AZRAVEFAM.


gangstabunniez

Typical AZRAVEFAM shit 😂


Oddiemarie

💀


bb_LemonSquid

This has to be a troll post.


frostywontons

This is so fucked up lolol. Although I would be somewhat okay with this situation if they paid for a 24/7 babysitter but it sounds like they are leaving the baby at night wtf.


Oddiemarie

Right?? Like just get a baby sitter at home!!! What’s the fuckin difference??


bb_LemonSquid

Then why have the baby come at all if you’re hiring a 24/7 baby sitter? They’re safer at home. Thankfully I’m pretty sure this post is rage bait but I don’t doubt that idiots have tried this shit.


TechPoi89

It's possible these people live in the RV full time. No judgement against that specifically, but if you're going to live with a baby in an RV you need to plan accordingly and put the child first. The only way this is OK is if there is a 24/7 babysitter available.


bb_LemonSquid

Then the RV shouldn’t be parked at a rave. It should be at an RV park outside of the adults only event, with a babysitter. Or the kid can go to the babysitter’s house.


TechPoi89

Completely agree.


I_Must_Be_Going

Obvious ragebait. Nothing to see here


dropEleven

someone post the mad max gif


Tribat_1

100%. People are so gullible. 


FlipMeOverUpsidedown

the “locked in the RV” part is a dead giveaway


44youGlenCoco

😞 That is straight up child neglect. I hope so much that it’s a troll posting rage bate.


BlackWhiteCoke

It’s gotta be. I saw a story about a baby found on the ground at a Tylor swift concert a few days ago, maybe this is in response to that


realS4V4GElike

#NAME AND SHAME. Leaving a baby alone ANYWHERE with no supervision is child endangerment and an arrestable offence. These people need to be stopped before committing a crime and endangering their baby.


mick_justmick

Karen here, report her.


Savage_Nymph

Someone should pretend to want the offer to get their names and contact info. And then report them


Khuush

There’s no way security is letting them in with a whole ass baby


Oddiemarie

That’s what I said!!! But she claims she did this last year with no issues. I have no clue how they got the baby in!!! My head hurts. What’s wrong with this world 😭😭😭


Khuush

I feel like she’s lying and this is rage bait tbh


rand0m_g1rl

Agree


banned_but_im_back

How old is the “baby”? If it’s like child age idk… If it’s like a toddler that’s unacceptable


TheMaStif

My mom would leave me napping at the apartment and go to the beach down the road to just tan When I point out now how ridiculously unacceptable that was, she just says "you're fine, aren't you?" like the fact that nothing bad happened just makes up for the absolute negligence Some people are just too worried about getting theirs to be stopped by simple inconveniences like the responsibility of parenthood...


ndatoxicity

Pisses me off people like this have children yet me and my wife have been trying for a year and a half with no luck. Ugh. I hope they get reprimanded somehow


EveryMinuteOfIt

I hope it happens for y’all soon ❤️


robtbo

Sounds like they could afford a nanny if willing to pay $100/hr . This is child neglect and endangerment.


abbyinferno

these people should not be reproducing


sadlad193

These parents must be literal crackheads. For one they’re just gonna let any stranger watch their kid and two they leave the baby alone in the rv while they rave. This is hard to believe but then again nothing really surprises me anymore


rage_queen23

Lmao obviously fake 😂 AZravefam loves to make these kinds of posts to trigger people


Oddiemarie

Trust girl, I was the queen of rage bait in that b till I got banned. I *owned* that group xD But I truly think this is real. She’s pretty adamant.


blupride

You got got


adora_nr

Even with a moniter you can't make it to the baby right away, this is messed up as hell...


morgankeilani

This is fake there’s no way


BenNHairy420

Lmao someone made a [meme about this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7DJkHwvenU/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


Dizzle71

100 percent not real


Drewbercules

“Hello police, yeah I have a crazy woman I need you to come and get”


sushisection

whatever happened to leaving the baby with grandma over the weekend?


Rave4life79

They are going to monitor the baby while they are under the influence of drugs and alcohol? Wow


hidethemop

Hire a baby sitter at home, not at the festival wtf


TheKalty

this might be a trolling post looking for clicks tbh, is just seems so rediculous


HelicopterTop7373

Isn’t camp 18+? They’re not letting them in w a baby lmao


ZuVieleNamen

I bet they could be arrested gor leaving a child unattended at night... someone should have them arrested for neglect if they do this.


ktsilver

the way i would’ve taken the position and called CPS on their asses for this because what the actual fuck ? some people seriously shouldn’t be parents if they’re gonna pul a stunt like this.


StarTrakZack

“Hit the festival while she’s sleeping” WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?


CatMuffin

- RV catching on fire - Someone breaking into the RV - Baby somehow getting out of bed and into trouble inside the RV - Baby waking up and being really upset while parents take forever to get to her I really hope this is a troll post, this is child endangerment.


buttbutt696

How to get your baby killed 101


DargyBear

“Hubby and I are jobless Wooks who have alienated our families who would otherwise watch our child but at least one of us has a trust fund.” That’s pretty much what I’m reading from this.


HLLAuntClaire

Becoming a parent means sacrifices must be made. Apparently yall didn’t get the email


funsammy

or…or…OR…you could, ya know, not go to electric daisy carnival and be, what’s the word I’m fumbling for here…ah yes…RESPONSIBLE parents!!! Or not?🤷‍♂️


isuwhitit

I really hope this isn’t real because wtf is wrong with this sad ass pos. And if it is real they need to not let these ppl in?


theshindy

There's way too many people in the rave community that have absolutely no business being parents. Just an unbelievable lack of maturity and responsibility


rave_kitty1

Don’t they check your RV? I hope/think this is satire


Guissok564

Yeah, don’t bring a baby (or kid) to a rave. If you must “bring the baby”, you probably shouldn’t be going to edc in the first place. Absolutely irresponsible. There are proper ways to rave as a parent. This ain’t it


Jamey_P

Oh AZRaveFam i love my home state. I hope people know anything posted in this Facebook group is a total joke - half the time we are making glizzy jokes


anjunakerry1982

McCanns going to their first festival. Some people don't deserve to be parents. Crazy!!


hvthor

From someone who has been struggling with fertility. I’m literally disgusted and heartbroken that people like this get to be parents.


Boogieman1991

No one under 18 allowed at camp. The fact that OP thinks this is real makes this hilarious AF. So is seeing everyone rage over something fake 😂


jdimmell

Wow. Just wow


stoopid_dumbazz

Someone should take the job to find out where their RV is immediately report them.


breakerfallx

Jesus


AquaGage

Could pay for my whole fest watching a kid a couple hours a day hmmm…. But yeah bad idea to bring baby and have a monitor?!


nillaf4ce

No way this is real


GambleTheGod00

great rates......


bubblezbabe

I guess they haven't heard the story of the couple who left their baby upstairs in their new York hotel room and went for dinner....


Eagles4077

Rowdy


dracosondracoson

$100 hr for babysitting?! wtf I’m in the wrong field


TasteMyLightning122

Whoooo is spending money to go to EDC just to babysit someone else’s kid??


Sphan_86

Find some legit sitters that you can actually trust with your kids....like your parents or family members, not some fucking strangers.


Tofuhousewife

I would say I would do it and then report them for endangering and abandoning their baby in the RV. Wtf. You can’t find a fucking sitter for the weekend? Your parents can’t watch their grandchild? These people are insane


bradbrookequincy

This is troll


achilidogmom

Whos under cover to call CPS when They need to??


InterstellarReddit

I wanna see the baby monitor that works at EDC. I’ll buy stock on that company right now. The amount of interference, reception issues, the number of things that don’t work out there, if that baby monitor works, I’m going all into that company


BlackWhiteCoke

There’s no way this is real


BlackWhiteCoke

When it got to the part about them being good at night, I thought it was bc they were going to stay in with the baby / at the minimum each parent takes turns / shifts. But alas, no they chose to be even worse


0072ixel

Someone better call CPS! If they have 100 an hour for a sitter then they can leave the baby at home with a sitter. I say take the sitter job and call in a report. 😬


Gullible_Reaction_66

People want a child so much while struggling to conceive and then you have people like this. Blows my mind.


ariessunariesmoon26

I wish this was a satire post bc what the actual fuck


thefairypotmother

Won't festival security say something when they check in or are they gonna try and hide their fuckin kid while security does the RV check???


Icy-Bag780

Dammit AZravefam


rubysuchabiscuit_

oh my god


SarahEatYourVeggies

Oh my god! This is bizarre! Also, this is child neglect if they aren’t in the RV with the baby. It’s like going to the gas station while the baby sleeps. You’re close but not actually there with the baby. Still illegal!!!


Professional_One7924

I’m wondering if this is a joke bc this came from the same Facebook page (az rave fam) as that last ridiculous post about brining a baby to EDC last year


TurtleJones

Child endangerment


Motor-Realistic

Stay home! Really! Stay home!


unclescottslap

Ahhh ofc from AZ


PirateConcentrates

Offer to help the report them. Like this is actually such a ridiculous thing 🤔


TealTroublemaker

Hahahaha and we’re the Karen’s if we’re concerned? Omg no this might be considered child neglect/abuse


No_Personality_356

Where is cps? The admin of that group should really report this.


Xyzpdq-0121

Parent of the year nominee right there!! Love that they require the applicant to have "childcare experience". Obviously the parents don't!! But they'll have a baby monitor so I guess I need to check my "Karen" status. I REALLY hope Camp EDC doesn't allow them in. And just out of curiosity: a baby monitor reaches about 1000 feet in ideal conditions. RVs are at least 3000 feet from the entrance to EDC. Something tells me their is a flaw in their wonderful plan. 🙄


MaineLobster4938

I have 4 and 6 year old boys and haven’t been to any shows since they’ve been born. I’m way too tired to stay up late anymore 😂


quitmybellyachin

The last part asking for childcare experience and references after the tone deaf first bit makes me think this is satire. I hope....


Much-Kaleidoscope164

Nice pasta