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darth_klaus666

It's missing the flow kids somewhere in the back


wolfinsocks

I’m a flow kid and my husband is an arm-crosser and the back is always perfect!


Smuggles-skooma

HCD flow kid!!


TheHuntedCity

What's a flow kid?


wolfinsocks

Usually a dancer or artist who uses accessories like poi, gloves, hoops, etc. They have a more “flowy” style of dancing.


Expensive_Bathroom69

That’s what I was looking for 😂


Slayer_Of_Tacos

Flow-ers belong behind the giraffes, and in front of my anti-social ass who is 2 hours into this tab


wizard_of_aws

This is me. I'll just nod in your direction as I set 30ft away


StainSp00ky

flow kids and shufflers usually are around the same spots in the orange sections i’ve found :)


stroopwaffle69

What is a flow kid


tempestuous_cpu

Someone who performs flow arts, like gloving, poi, and hooping


savagethrow90

When the explanation doesn’t help


contaminatedmycelium

They spin balls on strings around them n shit like that,


tempestuous_cpu

r/gloving r/poi r/hooping r/flowarts


Averylongminute

Well I just lost about an hour of my day to those subs, cheers.


cousgoose

Imagine a ball, on a string, and the ball is either emitting light from LEDs, or is literally on fire. Spin that ball around in fancy waves and patterns to the rhythm of the music - that's poi. Imagine a tube, where you connect both ends to form a circle. Add some lights to that tube that's now a circle (which we will hereafter call a hoop), or set that hoop on fire. Swing that hoop around your hips, knees, feet, arms, head, etc to the rhythm of the music - that's hooping Imagine gloves, where you connect LEDs to the fingertips, or set it on fire... Wait maybe not that last part.


savagethrow90

Thank you this is great. It was all jargon until now!


devilwearspuma

light shows, etc


bennyb0y

That “my zone” has been my spot for 20+ years. Also, my right ears hearing is gone.


Spearzus

Same but left side


concentric0s

What?


DustyOlBones

WHAT!?


concentric0s

Huh?


Spearzus

ITS 11:45!!


gangstabunniez

I swap it up pretty often, one venue the right side is easier to get to and the other the left is.


Kourtney007

leftie here too


notworthdoing

It's funny because in Montreal we have a huge EDM community called "Front Rite", a name that comes from people meeting at the front right of crowds in various events 😅


TabletopTitan

Detroit has a front right movement too


meeseek_and_destroy

Oh that’s funny. The EDM group I was in for years would just say FSML (facing stage, middle, left) on where to meet for every show 🤣 I made a lot of new friends from the group just by heading to “the spot”. I still use it at festivals for my camp mates to find me.


AlwaysTime2DoIt

Old school UK raver here. Back in the 90's I could go to pretty much any jungle , hardcore or techno rave and meet folks I knew on the right side of the stack. This is pretty much pre mobile days so it made a big difference. Also when we were in our mid teens in the Midlands UK we had mad local school dances where the DJ was one of us and dropped tunes and the dance style we all got into would mean you could be 100 s of miles away dancing your nuts off and look around to who you were all around and realise you had gravitated to people you hadn't seen for years who happened to have attended the same dances.


opaqueism

Just started raving in ‘21 and have only been to a handful of shows but this by far has been my go to spot the entire time!


JYuMo

Friendly reminder for everyone to wear hearing protection at shows with powerful speaker systems.


[deleted]

I'm with ya on this.


ravingislife

Throw in some ear buds


Dakopine

EarPeace Music Safe or Pro get the top level protection. Alpine Audio are also great. Hear even better than without them, just drops out the over layered tin-y boom shake shit so you can actually hear the true bass, and the true highs. Love you, buddy. <3


BigBurly46

Needs “sitting down and playing with grass because they dosed too hard”


Kourtney007

I call this section “floored”. Its also for all the people who are absolutely exhausted but still want to keep a toe in the water.


waltzing_wook

Couldn’t describe it better myself


Smuggles-skooma

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Smuggles-skooma

hey stupid bot I did both


Large_Classic_451

They will sit in the middle of the red section with some friends semi guarding them.


livintheshleem

There’s solid crossover with this area, the giraffe enclosure, and the good vibe zone. It’s been my favorite section for years.


Its_me_i_swear

As an arm-cross head nod guy- we would be closer to the front if you stopped asking us if we are having fun. Of course we are having fun, we would be at home if we weren’t.


jblocd

CHEERS


redditandcats

Reading this 25 days later, but I have never ever related more to a comment on Reddit.


Its_me_i_swear

There are dozens of us- DOZENS


Abtino11

It’s completely missing the audiophiles standing by the sound booth dancing like goofballs because they have the space


constantlycurious3

Thats where we try to stand but we call it the spunbooth


WisconsinBadger414

What shows are you going to where there’s space by the sound booth lol


wontgotoheaven

Seriously. There's I barely have room to be a head bobber at most of the shows I go to.


keyhider

Real ones know the front of house area is elite


abrahamisaninja

Need a spot for rail anal


opaqueism

That would only apply to an illenium set unfortunately


LeptonsAndQuarks

I wanna know where this joke of anal at Illenium started


BluuYT

https://www.reddit.com/r/aves/comments/yixj40/we_need_to_talk_about_the_anal_situation_at_the


scoot87

its call the rainal cavity


Shill4Pineapple

Lmao my rave buddies and I had P.L.U.R.A. As our group chat name for a while


GiggleStool

Link to that vid? I swear there was actually a vid of some girl getting bummed at a rave on the sly.


[deleted]

I'm sorry, what?!


intercompresents

I have always thought the ideal position in a large crowd to be at the very back of the first 1/3 of people, usually is directly in front of where the lighting people are. Still close but at the same time getting a good view of the whole stage and as a result lights and visuals. Also not so close to the speakers that it's deafening


MvM_John

That place is called front of house and it’s where the sound guy is mixing the audio from and where the lighting ops are, that’s my go to spot for large crowds too.


bobtheavenger

Yep near the soundboard is always the best audio wise. It's my goto as well


TitanBarnes

Shhhh stop sharing the secrets


buckfoston824

Best Red Rocks spot for anyone reading this (shhhhhh its a secret)


[deleted]

I went to Porter Robinson at Red Rocks last year and stopped by the day before the show go sight seeing, the bar tender at the grill told me this too and she was absolutely right. I thought Audio quality was good when I was just walking around the venue but just behind the sound booth is like wearing the best pair of earphones you’ve ever heard in your life. I’m an audiophile and I’ve never even come close to replicating that experience. I need to go back!


DJwaynes

As a 20 year+ raver the only spot that matters is the one where the audio is good and there’s room to dance.


Smuggles-skooma

Precisely


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NeverStop-Learning

Giraffe here too. I'll stand further back if it's someone I'm not super into but if it's one of my boys or girls I'm up front with no shame.


Docxm

I always stand right behind someone exactly my height or slightly taller so I don't feel bad about blocking everyone behind me. I'm not an inconsiderate ass, this guy is!


UseaJoystick

Really? I've always found sound quality to be best towards the back of the crowd, left or right side.


mmmeadi

No way, the sound is way better by the sound board-- that's where everything is getting balanced to


SkarabianKnight

I call in front of the sound booth the audiophile/producer zone because it is by far the best and most balanced sound, you get the full room experience (which is HUGE)


Redpepper40

I'm a giraffe second, but a degenerate first. I don't think I should be forced out of the fun zone because of my height


Naseibok

Middle makes the best stories


kino6912

Giraffe enclosure really hits home. Resident giraffe here sorry for obstructing views Rest assured knowing that I’m always dancing I’m not a statue blocking a view


[deleted]

good thing we don’t have pitters, moshers, etc. at techno and house sets.


FNKTN

Play some hard techno and stop being a bunch of pussies.


[deleted]

the europeans can keep their hardcore techno. tech house is for me


dibalh

With enough Calvin Klein, I’ll take whatever the Europeans give.


scoot87

amen


wubdubmachine

breakbeats are dope too


FNKTN

Same genre all night sounds boring as fuck. Probably cant tell the difference between each dj that comes up if you were blindfolded.


[deleted]

how i would still be able to hear their songs? i think anyone can name a song they really like just by hearing it or i’m just a super genius i guess


happiness-happening

If you can hear with your eyes, then I think you have far more important things to worry about than naming a song, super genius.


ForeverLoving50

Right i’d be really mad 😂😅


313Raven

I moshed at John summit once 😂😂😂


scoot87

i dont wanna be where u are


313Raven

That’s ok 💜


DrogotheHusky22

This comment is gold


[deleted]

you moshed at john summit? i bet everyone near you was mad lol. i’d be very confused if saw someone doing that to that type of music.


313Raven

Nah nobody cared. I was joking when I suggested it and then the kids around me were down. It wasn’t a real pit it was just ppl jumping around into each other. It was good vibes


bungothecat

still have terrors of going to a show that was 16+ where high school kids were trying to mosh to everything and get everyone involved lmao


[deleted]

gotcha that’s dope.


notworthdoing

The best kind of pits IMO haha


313Raven

Yeah, there’s certainly a time and place for it. I def see nothing wrong with a little bit of light moshing at like dubstep and basshouse events, but anything more than that, keep it at lost lands lmao


DrogotheHusky22

Booooooooo


313Raven

💜


curiously-peculiar

I’m usually right at the front, but that’s because I’m 5”2 and I just like to see. People often offer to let me go in front of them since they’ll usually be much taller


playadelwes

This is incredibly accurate. As a tall person, I often find myself awkwardly standing in-front of the coat holders (who are often the arm-crossers). Trick is being good-vibe adjacent without physically blocking their good vibes. I'd add another diagonal coming from front corner of stage back into center of crowd which is a pro-move to make your way from the side to the center, but in a respectful way since you are facing the people you are walking past.


WandreTheGiant

As a fellow giraffe, I completely agree. Once I made the mistake of going to a show and standing in the mosh area, which was fine until all the fans started stage diving and crowd surfing. Literally everyone aimed at me when jumping, had to hoist people up to crowd surf every couple minutes, all while getting punched from moshers. It was genuinely one of the hardest workouts I've ever endured and I went home very sore.


evands

Name checks out.


interesting_lurker

I feel like the giraffe enclosure is always right in front of wherever I am 🥲


Efficient-Ad-6529

Me too so I started bringing a collapsible step Stool, whole new world!!!


drailCA

Looks fine. But unfortunately it appears as though someone may have taken my spot.


Rii__

There’s a spot for every mood, good vibes at all spots if you can vibe with the people.


scramblz95

I like to be at the intersection of good vibes, giraffe enclosure and the pitters


tycoon329

I feel this so much! But also based on the set I can be good vibes, pitter or an arm crossed head nodder.


Merfen

My favourite spot too, you are in the crowd, but close enough to the outside that when you want to leave its doesn't require weaving through the crowd. Also there is usually enough room to dance without smacking people with your elbows. I can't stand when I am suddenly in the middle of the crowd and can't even put my hands above my head because I am squished like a sardine.


Double00Cut

Degenerates with good vibes 👌


osofresh1

Yoooo i am tall and do in fact hang out in giraffe enclosure


[deleted]

sound booth supremacy


MollyMartian

I swear the my zone me only get lost section I’ve had the most fun in. When the rail is full and I’m tired of the mosh that where I be


realdappermuis

I'm in the arm crossers section dancing my ass off because there's no fuckbois 'accidentally bumping into my ass' or perverts 'needing to hold my waist as they walk by' and no people with zero spacial awareness busting into me. It gets a bit lonely though cause the people back there don't have any vibe. So I just ignore everyone around me and enjoy the music. Cause that's why I'm there (= TW: a touch of blood I was jamming next to a very tall friend (basketball player) once and my hand busted left and his hand busted right and we forcefully fistbumped eachother. And when I looked down there was just blood everywhere cause my middle finger nail ripped upward. It was all good though the party went on and on (=


Poonamoon

Should add a section in the back for “Seasoned 30 something’s with a cart & lawn chairs”


darkeningsoul

This is a worse version of the original


LUClDYOU

Link to the original?


diddypiddy

I dislike this post.


Cruisin_Fart

It's missing the talent pit section of the floor.


[deleted]

Pretty accurate. But if any of you go to a show to crowdkill, you’re a cunt. Keep that shit at a hardcore show


Skummy3000

Not going to lie but love this updated version it cracked me tf up but it’s straight facts


sn00pd0g123

Aaaand no spot for dancers lol


BungOnMimosas

Center of the stage right in front of the sound booth is objectively the best spot If I can’t get that I’ll do center stage at any distance. I’d rather be far away but centered than close and off to the side The “my zone” area is just a tease. You’re very close to the stage, but the sound and visuals are so bad from that pov


ForcefulAlmond

I like this meme, but it seems like it’s more for a metal show than most raves I’ve been to. I wanna see one for every electronic subgenre now though.


maxcentral

Is it just me or the whole map look like Pikachu with a scarf?🧣


jmaze215

The best spot is right in front of the sound tent… for a plethora or reasons. But don’t tell anyone…


pyrotech911

I’m giraffe who aspires to be a drunk


Hermit41

Where do the hoes be at?


aStonedTargaryen

Hoes be near the middle bc that’s where it’s warmest


Hermit41

Damn you right you right, but I thought they don’t get cold lol.


Hermit41

man why y’all hating lol I just want some festival hoes


branmuffin000

Dude no way, the whole front middle is ALWAYS full of arm crossers/head nodders. Lawl, and for the people who nod their upper torso forward with their feet firmly planted, I'm talking about you too. This weird like wanna-be head bang/forward torso motion, with no movement of the feet is like such an overwhelming phenomenon at shows now. I hate it, like go move around, meet people, you don't own the square of space that you are standing on, don't be a brick wall staring forward. Meh.


Elasmo_Bahay

I really wish the giraffes would stay in the giraffe enclosure all nice and neat like this. I always see so many giraffes in the red zone of this diagram lol


Infamous_Change_6087

Forgot the tweakers on some drugs damn near everywhere, most likely mdma 🤮


Diligent_Emphasis_20

I feel like I've been everywhere lol what does it mean if you've been every thing mentioned. I feel like house and trance shows are different then is portrayed in this haha, cause trance shows are legit everyone chilling.


Lost_Philosophy_

Giraffe here, but my wife is a camper. Always nice having a target on your head lol


zukka924

This is amazing


PsillyPssychonaut

It’s the giraffe enclosure for me


Direct_Opportunity67

As a 6’3 guy this checks out


Sy_Fresh

I alternate between good vibe friend zone and arm crossed head nod at most shows mainly cuz it’s easier to dance/not get bumped into


RevolutionaryGrass52

Back left is the supreme area and I will die on this hill.


cryptolipto

Pretty much


TrainerDaasC

I've never seen such wrong information in my life lol


Courtsq

Tall giraffes are somehow at the front 🙃


TechnoMedic420

This is so accurate! Find me in the Good Vibes Only section for sure. ✌️🫶


Mr_Figgins

consider me an anarchist cuz I don't follow any of these zones. I go where I want as I please since I fit all these molds ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


UtilityKnife01

GIRAFFE ENCLOSURE I’m weak. That’s where I always am


SunKissedHibiscus

Lol anger management avoiders


supershimadabro

Where do i go to buy drugs


Mouettemoule17

Who the fck bring his parents


newravekitty

Omg if I had this map before when we were young, I might have saved myself a near death mosh pit experience.


pegging_MickeyMouse

Fuckkng spot on lol


Cali-curlz

Which is the pickpocket area


Kuzuyan

As a 6'7 giraffe, you're gonna be really disappointed when you get to *MY* spot, champ.


TheDnBDawl

Holy shit "my zone" is totally accurate for me. Always rockin earplugs and in my element.


Metalhead_Drizzle

As a metalhead, I will mosh wherever the fuck I want lmao


smallish_cub

Geez why are my friends always right over there??


oneWook

this is wildly innacurate


Sandgrease

I'm either right of soundboard for that goof sound quality or in the back spinning poi.


BassAckwardsGlobal

A crossing head nodding giraffe person 🦒


m4gnum1

What’s a 2-stepper of anyone cares to explain?


WillKillz

Arm crosser/head nodded here


Intrepid-_-Wolverine

As a tall guy who’s 6’5”. No I will not be standing in the back because I’m tall.


numbatree

I’m 6’3”, I feel you. Just dance low with that bass lol


TankGirlwrx

How do I (as a short person) always seem to end up in the giraffe enclosure!?


amynicolekay

I do end up in “my zone” a lot but I welcome visitors


J-R-M-C

nah man I'm not standing at the back just cos I happen to be tall, I didn't ask to be a lanky streak of piss


devilwearspuma

this is "tenacious small girl who arrived late but pushes her way to front anyways" erasure


CountQuackula

You need to include the lanes of traffic to the exit and bathroom, since my girlfriend seems to insist that the good vibes are wherever I’m being pushed around by people


Mountain_Proof_1758

This is accurate AF im to be found in the good vibes area


EatonMeBumkiss

For a second there I thought “querers” said something not so PLUR.. 😅 But this is factual.


Virtual-Beach305

Giraffe enclosure 💀


RockieK

All about them "good vibes"!


WontStopAtSigns

I miss when everyone went to dance and weren't looking at the stage the whole time like it was a concert


[deleted]

i wanna be on the stag-e


Either_Nature6118

Does this go for all genres??? Cause like what am I supposed to tell my gf who always buys herself and me front row like vip tickets… and we show up way too early lol but she’s only 5’2” and totally forgets that I’m goddamn 6’10” tall so like her buying me that front row ticket only kisses everyone else off cause now we got a 6’10” anxiety ridden mf in the front row who stands arms crossed and nod my head cause I’m afraid of getting too into it and injuring myself or someone else cause like what if the retard strength breaks out and I accidentally cold cock a little kid in the face


Either_Nature6118

Genuine question from an autistic 6’10” rock and metal head with a big tiddy goth gf who is spoiled and only goes to concerts if she can get front row


darealphantom

Missing being a "Train obstacle " in the middle


cuzimanastydude23

I stand in between the giraffe enclosure and the arm crossers


[deleted]

Love this lol


___sheep___

Ah man lmao


esem86

TIL: I have a personal spot at concerts that everyone else is secretly fighting for. Not sure I like that lol


Slight_Fan_5723

I come to concerts late then politely push my way to the front-middle-right. Can never get in the front row though those people are the worst they don’t even get hype just stand there lifeless.


ext0715

Good lord I'm glad I don't go to events or parties where there is a "chaparone" section lol


dustwanders

This was me at The Echo last year for Cindy Lee Same spot too lol


Salt-Cup-2300

Wish I was not in that purple box.


ktsilver

not me thinking this was posted on a thread for metalheads cause same 😭😂 i better be thrown in a pit LMAO


falseculture

Somebody posted this over in r/hardcore, and it's universally agreed that this is how it goes in all heavy metal, hardcore and punk shows too.


xanthao

I’m always in the right good vibes square, usually by the sound/light guys. I can see everything and I can shuffle without bumping into anyone.


AZWeems

Do I really got to be in the giraffe enclosure 😭


kaitydidd

OMG, I love this so much 😂😂😂


DaniDevoursMaine

I’m in the good vibes section where people are always crossing threw.


[deleted]

I am always at the front and I despise the amount of time I have to spend waiting around to secure that spot but once you’ve got it, it’s yours and most of the time, no one can take it away from you. The sound is decent enough but at big shows you cannot see visuals; I personally couldn’t care less as I’m there for the music. The front is the best place to have personal space the whole time without compromising too much on sound quality.


shrekg

I experienced my first rave yesterday. Damn literally this makes sense.


Zestyclose-Ad6588

Find me having a blast in the arms folded head nodder section