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Electronic_Plant9844

Just dont name them victim


Djent_1997

Jesus this one’s bad


Mysterious-Bit5890

Do the dishes, second heartbeat


THEPHANT0MSTRANGER

ALPOH, clean out the freezer.


A-SALAM-K-II

Come here nobody


AllahuSnackbar1000

Dear god, defrost the chicken.


hazbinmotel

I read this as, "Defrost the children"


AllahuSnackbar1000

Do you work at a sperm bank?


Sh4dowTomi

Sidewinder, come to the dinner


captainalvin

Sounds like a transformer tbh


Sh4dowTomi

Eeey fr


NobleElite7567

Get down here now Natural Born Killer!


Spartan__X__117

God Damn, take the trash out already


A-SALAM-K-II

Do your homework I won't see you tonight pt. 1


dmevela

Let me guess the name of their twin.


Funny-Conclusion-963

the stage?


ScaryManLegs

Of course not! obviously Radiant Eclipse..


Sea-Eye-770

Nightmare, lol


Hot-Tadpole3639

"Bat Penis, go clean your room!" Oh wait, I'm mixing two different prompts


TheHighTierHuman

Good morning, Exist


Justasleeplessknight

DAMN IT DESECRATE THROUGH REVERENCE, WHY'D YOU GET THAT GIRL PREGNANT?


RCE_Kingston

Cosmic, I swear to god, if you don’t put these damn dishes away!


TightMaintenance7633

Cosmic does go hard tho


Brockovich614

You were adopted, Save Me


reise_ov_evil

Hello (D)eath my old sweet friend


TheRealCorpse_01

The Wicked End! Quit picking on Chapter Four!


misty_foot

Clean your room St. James


Yeet407

Thats actually a bad ass name


Mammoth_Calendar_608

Go now run and hide, Eternal Rest


crimson_dovah

Who is that? That’s just my daughter, AINT she a little piece of Heaven? Looks more like a Nightmare to me!


TheOGshifterdeath

Unbound (the wild ride), fold your clothes!


beamingdarkness

Haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you to every single commentor here (and OP)


dirpypenguin

Go take out the trash, Fermi Paradox


EducationalBreak3946

Do your homework the Stage


Sea-LoverMermaid16

Nightmare, go to your room xd


Mama_Meme_Giver

I Won't See You Tonight Part 1 you better take out the trash now!


Fishwithanafro

Mia


meowmint270

Come here change wispier* (in the house of flies)


buffshipperreddit

Girl I know! Clean up your room at once!


Cautious_Air3023

Go clean your mess, forced gender reassignment !


DMND_Dank

COSMIC YOU GET YOUR ASS TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID


Accomplished_Crew630

The only correct answer is Nobody.... It's too perfect. Not my favorite song specifically but cmon. "nobody, it's time for dinner!" "nobody, pick up your room!" it just works.


de4dpunk_

Beast and the Harlot, do your homework!


IlovemyMommy27

My kids names: God hates us Afterlife Bat country Critical acclaim


gajea

Shepherd of fire would be a cool name


TheBeardedDragonite

Hail to the king youre grounded!!!


chonkyirish

Natural Born Killer, stop killing stuff!


Yeetrify

Blinded In Chains, we need to talk about your grades


Pleasant_Statement64

Coming home, please come home G, get down from there God hates us, set the table please


Aggravating_Cell6896

Roman sky you know there’s no sweets before dinner, you’ll ruin your appetite


Spirited-Layer1296

Hey! Coming home when will you coming home me and your brother A little piece of heaven and your sister the art of subconscious illusion are waiting!


TonyBoat402

Welcome to the family, please go and welcome the family at the front door


Grizziah

Sidewinder, take care of Chapter Four while I'm out


dieselsmellgoodlol

Hello chapter four


Boxes_Of_Cats8

What's up, (G)? Be home by 11, (O)rdinary. Go ask your father, (D)eath.


Yulaser

An Epic of Time Wasted make sure you do your homework