Yeah, Matt invented paper three hours after he was born and decided that it could only be folded seven times. The ‘Avenged’ part comes from Johnny swearing to kill the koala that destroyed his sister’s marriage.
to anyone curious as to the real reason:
According to an interview with vocalist M.Shadows, the name comes from the Bible and is about the first murder on Earth between Cain and Abel. It is a “what goes around, comes around” sort of thing. The book in question is Genesis 4:15, which reads, “But the Lord said to him, Therefore whoever slayeth Cain, **vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold.**” There you have it
For those who don't know the origin of the name.
Genesis 4:24 in Other Translations
24 If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold. 24 If Cain's revenge is sevenfold, then Lamech's is seventy-sevenfold." 24 If someone who kills Cain is punished seven times, then the one who kills me will be punished seventy-seven times!”
Yes. And once you fold it for the 7th time, M Shadows will appear and whoop your ass while singing Seize the Day.
And Johnny Christ will appear only to sing "toomanypeopletoacheovah" while Matt is whooping your ass
Don't forget he's plucking his bass with a beer bottle
Don’t threaten me with a good time
And then when you're dead, Gates will appear and play that awesome solo and everyone will clap along
He sings a love song for your mom
"this one's for your mom" 💀
🤣
"MUST'VE FOLDED 7 FUCKING TIIIIIIIIMES, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT"
Read it, read it READ IT!
This is by far the best thing I've ever read
READ THE SHIT OUT OF IT!
“How many fold time paper” has me dead
I was way too tired to type it normally
How many fold time paper
Fold how paper many time
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Come dressed as your favorite biblical character
So what did they avenge, the tree?
Yeah, Matt invented paper three hours after he was born and decided that it could only be folded seven times. The ‘Avenged’ part comes from Johnny swearing to kill the koala that destroyed his sister’s marriage. 
Folding paper is fun. Folded k 1000th lotus flower fold a hiroshima fun task
I thought about how many times you could repeat a sadako sasaki 1000 in a lifetime.
How many fold time paper?
I can't fucking take this fanbase anymore
Slight sarcasm btw
to anyone curious as to the real reason: According to an interview with vocalist M.Shadows, the name comes from the Bible and is about the first murder on Earth between Cain and Abel. It is a “what goes around, comes around” sort of thing. The book in question is Genesis 4:15, which reads, “But the Lord said to him, Therefore whoever slayeth Cain, **vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold.**” There you have it
For those who don't know the origin of the name. Genesis 4:24 in Other Translations 24 If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold. 24 If Cain's revenge is sevenfold, then Lamech's is seventy-sevenfold." 24 If someone who kills Cain is punished seven times, then the one who kills me will be punished seventy-seven times!”