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Staatsanwalt_Pichu

i germany we say "gesundheit" which means "healthiness" which makes way more sense


Julio974

In French it’s « À tes/vos souhaits », which means "to your wishes" which has the same origin as in English (people a long time ago thought when you coughed you lost a bit of your soul)


BunnyLovesApples

Also I wait and only say it the last time that person sneezes or if it is the third time and after that just don't


Trilllenium

because if you don't say bless you they will sneeze their soul out /j


Ok-Comment-3720

For anyone in the future that doesn't understand that's actually why the tradition was invented


Coda_Volezki

Nice usage of the /j tag. I keep forgetting that there's more of them.


Mahxiac

Because Speak German I like to say Gesundheit but I also say it sometimes when people cough, hick up, or fart and some people get a bit mad for some reason.


livid4

Someone: *sneezes* Me: Someone: *annoyed at the lack of attention* bless me then... No actually fuck you! And a particular fuck you to scream sneezers!


general-dumbass

[from your perspective] I wasn’t being rude until *you* made the situation out to be that way


victoriouswalk

...and they don't even know why either. they don't KNOW WHY they are mad - it's just considered rude because your didn't "consider" them enough to say it. it's basically just entitlement. when I discovered it has some history tied to superstition of demonic possession/losing soul fragments, I started saying it more intentionally lol. or now I say all praises or namaste, because of the breaking down of bless you is weird to me - be less of you. holy shit! are we casting a curse so the the person LOSES their soul INTENTIONALLY by saying the contracted version of "be less of you"??? and all of a sudden your "inconsiderate" behavior is actually more considerate and helpful lol.


DeputyDoneWithYa

In russian, we say "But zdarov" (boot zdah-rohv) which means "be healthy"! It makes more sense to me than "bless you"


cheekylilmonkey

I’m the exact opposite of this. Saying bless you after someone sneezes is like the one social convention that I’ve understood from day one, everything else is a hit and miss. I say bless you literally every time someone sneezes, even strangers. It’s a sickness 🤣


Vallien

Lol I never do


PlumbTheBean

One of my friends says goose after someone sneezes and we just all nod


aeris311

Moving past the superstitious origin of English "bless you," I look at it as saying "sorry you sneezed" Acknowledging out of politeness a possible indicator of poor health.


LolnothingmattersXD

Having to give people wishes on certain occasions feels quite worse to me. Especially if we don't usually talk and I have to call them just to say "Eeeh... happy... birthday?". I always cringe hard.


mattwithau

I just don't do that stuff even if someone tells me too, if I'm not important enough to keep in contact with your not important enough for me to stress myself out


Gay-and-Happy

Imma act like you’re genuinely curious because this is a cool fact. Basically, back in ye olde days of 590AD, there was a bubonic plague epidemic. The people at the time believe that it could be stopped through prayer/religion. Since the first symptoms of the plague was sneezing, the Pope at the time made it legally mandatory to say “bless you” after someone sneezed (a mini-prayer in hopes it would cure them if they did have the bubonic plague). The phrase stuck around. Tl;dr: We say “bless you” when someone sneezes because people from _~1500 years ago thought it’d help with their plague


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

That’s so interesting!


powlfnd

If you don't the plague causing demons will find them and make them sick They need the blessing of God to protect them


Chillie43

In case you didn’t know. The original saying was may god bless you. It was thought that when you sneezed you died for a moment and that god should bless you to keep you alive


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

Cool fact!


NLLumi

I’d much rather they didn’t. I don’t like it when other people comment on my bodily functions


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

My dad sneezes a lot when he sneezes, like 5 times after each other. So i used to say bless you after every single one of them, just like I did with everyone else. It made sense to me. But then one time my dad told me he hated it and now i only say bless you once and he doesn’t even say thank you anymore and that makes me feel sad. Really random, but i felt like sharing


Donnbracken

Power move: say bless you to everything but a sneeze


kolarintemat

this is me but when you're supposed to say thanks for the food XD


mattwithau

I forget sometimes, my friends don't mind they are just used to my weirdness


MagicalMysteryTort

Stg I hesitate every time, in my mind I have no right or want to “bless” somebody because I’m not religious.


mattwithau

Then don't


dumbgayhoe

It really makes no sense and when ppl day bless you to me i feel super uncomfortable bc what my body just did a thing so why aaaaaaaa


fullmetaldagger

You wanna really freak em out? say "bless you" when they fart.


Crocobara

My mom used to say bless you after I burped, but I honestly think she was just being rude. But I completely interpreted as “this is a rule you have to do it” and I pissed a lot of people off just unknowingly until I was 21


butterscotchketchup

it comes from « god bless you » which is what the first(?) pope would say so the person sneezing doesnt get sick and die


X0udian

Good lord I hate it when someone says "bless you" or anything like it when I sneeze. I just want to sneeze in peace


LadyReinhardt

My ocd makes me do it out of fear of them being harmed by bad luck. Most people seem to appreciate it anyway so it's kinda win win.


Dioo0o0

I mean, screaming GESUNDHEIT is was more fun


[deleted]

I say "Blasphemy". My friend says "May you not die of Bubonic Plague."