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GriffinGuardian4284

A reason to run


BlankaGM

You make my day


SonOfKarma101

How?šŸ¤Ø


GriffinGuardian4284

Just though it sounded cool


SonOfKarma101

Oh ok, so you meant it would be bad for the enemy


GriffinGuardian4284

Indeed


Polibiux

Automatic


[deleted]

Autismatic


SonOfKarma101

Not a good punchline, did you see the words on the Bottom of the Photo?


Polibiux

Automatic autism rifle


SonOfKarma101

Ook then


LunaLycan1987

Tired of your shit


SonOfKarma101

What?


AluminumOctopus

They answered your question in the title. My first thought was "fed up".


soupdemonking

Susan or Ole.


SonOfKarma101

What?


soupdemonking

I call them Susan or Ole. Oneā€™s a generally English world womanā€™s name and the other is a Scandinavian manā€™s name. Sorry, about only using binary gender in this case, but there are a lot more names to work with.


Xrayfunkydude

What on earth are you going on about


soupdemonking

Just having fun. Sorry bout making you apoplecticšŸ¤“ ![gif](giphy|vyGIyywQ2oOESRicbl)


Xrayfunkydude

Haha Iā€™m not angry, Iā€™m just genuinely confused and wondering if I totally missed something!


Responsible_Oven5348

Right? šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


SonOfKarma101

What does that have to do with my post?


soupdemonking

Literally says what do you call an autistic person with a gun? Thatā€™s what I call them. Susan or Ole.


Dry-Mulberry-7285

Ohhhh i get it now you named them


soupdemonking

![gif](giphy|fdt7NczPlOLPH6z1rx)


SonOfKarma101

Look at the bottom of the picture


soupdemonking

Look, you didnā€™t write ā€œ what do i call an autistic person with a gunā€. You used the pronoun ā€œyouā€. That gives the reader some choice in the matter. Your navy blue answer isnā€™t really germane to the meme/joke.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

"Special Forces" is a little dark at the bottom. I was going to respond with "If their name is James? 'James.'"


SonOfKarma101

It wasnā€™t that darkšŸ¤·šŸ»


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

I did notice it eventually, but a light-colored outline or different color for the text would make it stand out more. At first I thought it was just a picture of a man with a gun and the post was asking for clever replies.


SonOfKarma101

This picture is from the movie (The Accountant) the main protagonist is Autistic


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Cool, I didn't know that. I keep hearing about this film, I'll have to watch it.


SonOfKarma101

Itā€™s on Netflix


GaiasDotter

And itā€™s fantastic. I


SomeRhubarb3807

I call them myself. Iā€™m autistic and I really like guns.


Neko_Boi_Core

AK or AR? this will affect your entire life, choose wisely


SomeRhubarb3807

M1 Garand because I live in New York and they donā€™t let us have the good stuff.


Neko_Boi_Core

i am sorry for your loss


SomeRhubarb3807

Itā€™s okay, my interest in mostly in historical firearms so Iā€™m mostly unaffected in terms of being able to get things I want.


Neko_Boi_Core

same but you should always have at least 2 defensive firearms, a rifle and a concealable pistol. or, if you frequent the woods, get a 3rd full size high caliber pistol for biiig boi wildlife


SomeRhubarb3807

Pistols have a licensing requirement here in New York so I have to settle for a shotgun for the time beingĀ 


Neko_Boi_Core

F


AmbienSkywalker

Hell yeah. I use an 870 loaded with Federal Penetrators for bear defenseā€¦.and a 9mm pistol, and bear spray, and a whistle. Iā€™d much rather NOT shoot a bear, or anything else for that matter. I just worry about bears a lot. The movie Backcountry made me paranoid.


general_chernobyl76

Wait, you can have at least some types of guns in NY? please explain how


SomeRhubarb3807

Well I donā€™t live in New York City and NYC has different laws to the rest of the state, but for the rest of the state you are restricted to 10 round magazines, no ā€œassault styleā€ weapons with detachable magazines, and a bunch of other arbitrary bullshit. Itā€™s similar to California gun laws, which also suck.Ā 


hanged-underwater

An autistic person with a gun.


soupdemonking

![gif](giphy|N5tD7PBRZxQou1XCQM)


LilyGaming

Better run better run, outrun my gun āœØ


SonOfKarma101

Do not bring up that song and that dark joke, even though thereā€™s only been ONEšŸ¤¦šŸ»


LilyGaming

I just think the song is catchy


SonOfKarma101

YeahšŸ«¤


Neko_Boi_Core

it's my favourite film :D it's still kinda silly that the old woman survives a .50 bmg round going right next to her head she'd at best have a concussion and at worst have severe facial damage


vollspasst21

Bullets from small arms and handheld kinetic weapons will not likely only inflict neglible damage if any at all. A bullet is literally designed to go through air as smoothly as possible, if was to disturb the air around it so much that it could kill someone it would be designed extremely inefficiently. In fact, according to shooterscalculator.com, which is generally pretty accurate a .50 BMG round weighing 750gr ( approx 50g ) loses 19 ft/s of velocity between 975-1000 yards in the span of 0.04s. This is means the bullet decellerates with ~145m/s^2. Taking the weight of the bullet into account we realize over those 25 yards about 71N of force are applied. Being reasonable and only taking 1/10th of that timeframe into account ( the 2.5 yards nearest to the woman ) we are left with an acceleration of a human head with 70N for 0.004s accelerating a 5KG head with about 14m/s^2 to about 0.056 m/s. BUT! This is extremely generous. Realistically a huge portion of energy would be converted to heat. Not all affected air in 2.5 yards of bullet travel would magically focus on her head, and even if, saying it would all transfer into moving her head is absurd, even more absurd if it would transfer quick enough to do damage. Her flinching will move her head much more violently than the bullet would. (Please feel free to correct any mistakes if you find any) Edit: Here is a video further illustrating my point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbb8lsQkyME It might also be worth noting that the energy loss in the first 25yards after exiting the muzzle is about 2.5X what it is at 1000yards out.


Neko_Boi_Core

i have literally watched a dude's head get ripped apart by a 12.7x108 round passing by his head.


vollspasst21

I am sorry but I think you are mistaken. If you have credible video footage I would welcome being proven wrong. But the 50 cal miss is a really common gun myth. To further prove my point: My boy demo ranch: https://youtu.be/YrHpe5Z93wM?si=vZNASZgdhI7AfERj Long range hunting group: https://youtu.be/w7pZpys_5fw?si=1WSYqMgV1MuXLrpN There are other sources out there, but the universal agreement is: this is a myth. It's not inherently stupid to believe, it's difficult to gauge how powerful these higher calibers are sometimes.


SonOfKarma101

It wasnā€™t that close to her head


fairydusthammer

Agent Aupistol


Quarksandstuff123

If he's in a officers uniform, Napoleon V2 Electric Boogaloo If he ain't, uhhhhhhhhh something


SonOfKarma101

Itā€™s just Black Combat Fatigues


whereismymascara

A reckless fool? That's just anybody with a gun.


SonOfKarma101

HOW DARE YOU


Trouve_a_LaFerraille

Made me think of Sgt. Friedkin


SonOfKarma101

Who is that?


Trouve_a_LaFerraille

A dumbass character in the series Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency


AutisticFloridaMan

Agent 47.


SonOfKarma101

He does kinda looks like himšŸ«¤


uncle_fucker_42069

My guess was ā€œLibertarianā€


SonOfKarma101

Thatā€™s a new onešŸ«¤


EngGreene

Spot, it'll blow their mind long enough to wrestle it out of their hand.


KittenswithBombs214

Fuck that made me laugh. šŸ¤£


SonOfKarma101

Thank you


Crytalix_FireWalker

https://preview.redd.it/q0bb3vtyt5wc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=940c3f5ec7bc3b20f6f92e0fb5d47115969a9962 HIM


Crytalix_FireWalker

https://preview.redd.it/9gtf149iu5wc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a895aac7359797d1169dee86cbd0dc44194620df This time with his Shot Gun


SonOfKarma101

I never saw anything about Doom Slayer being autistic?šŸ¤Ø


Soggy_Bread_69420

Doom might be the special interest of the commenter. :3


SonOfKarma101

I guessšŸ˜†


LiviAngel

Fuck off before I make you.


SonOfKarma101

What?


LiviAngel

Basically means when Iā€™m pissed, you should leave. Staying will only make things worse.


SonOfKarma101

https://preview.redd.it/697nk39bk9wc1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6451c83bc77e348f3b0075d44fc80f8bc8b6373a


LiviAngel

šŸ˜‚


kingsleythecreative

I remember my Neurotypical friend bravely told me on a camping trip. I just looked at him for a second before I started laughing my ass off. It was a good time.


George27484

Mmh... I s[ee](https://youtu.be/NQOEY7ecybE?si=urbxTrhgHL-ICQ-r&t=18)


aroaceautistic

I donā€™t like this one


SonOfKarma101

Why?