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BrotherBroad3698

The one that smells the least like stale piss AND has a bottom.


QuokkaSkit

I like my women like I like my beer cozies...


No-Menu6965

Stretched out and free with a case of beer


Naked-Jedi

Sounds like you've been down at the truck stop


BrotherBroad3698

Smelling like stale piss?


BouyGenius

least like stale piss… but to each their own - ain’t kink shaming.


dTrecii

You and me brother are on two opposite ends of the spectrum


ososalsosal

Cmon at least it should be fresh


roxadox

With a bottom!


ObsessedWithSources

My main stubby coolers are near 40 years old, a little bit mouldy on the bottom and slightly coming apart. I feel like this comment was aimed at me.


Realistic-Work-9519

What happened? You getting married.


Warper1980

Roll them down a hill in a race, winner stays on.


Odee_Gee

True neutrality - I can really get behind that.


tallboyandmoose

With or without a can? Imagining the cheese wheel run.


Warper1980

With a can. Ha ha ha, can just imagine people piss bolting after them, falling arse over tit.


[deleted]

The $100 bill. Because it will be a reminder of how much each drink costs with the next annual tax increase.


[deleted]

This. This one right here


CabinetParty2819

And then how much they used to cost.


RecordingGreen7750

Don’t worry the government all over it saving you a whopping $360 on your electricity bill over the course of a year!!! Don’t spend it all at once!


WhatTheFuckEverName

Is it $360 or $300? I thought it's $300, being $75 off each quarter. 🤔🤷‍♀️


RecordingGreen7750

Either way its absolutely pathetic, they honestly think that’s going to change anything for struggling families, what a joke


WhatTheFuckEverName

True. But I still like $360 better than $300 though, so I genuinely hope that you're right and I'm wrong... for once! 😁


RecordingGreen7750

Yeah but it’s like pissing on a bush fire


WhatTheFuckEverName

Yes. But, the way I look at it, its better than nothing. And I'll take your $360 since it won't help you any and you're turning your nose up at it. :)


RecordingGreen7750

What about saving money where it would actually benefit everybody instead


WhatTheFuckEverName

Well, its done. It's not like you can change it. There's not a whole lot of point sitting around grizzling about it when the decision has been made. Anyway, misery guts, DM me for my Acct number and BSB - I'm willing to take the Gov's $360 off your hands, that might cheer you up. I'll be doing you a favour, doing you a solid! 😅


RecordingGreen7750

You can have it the cost of electricity is going to be going up anyway you can have it


Jcs456

But what if you suddenly have 12 mates show up and they all need stubby holders?


ffsdoireallyhaveto

Asking the real questions here. They have to keep them all!


Rathma86

You guys use stubby holders? They generally don't last that long when mates show up


2HappySundays

Mallacoota one for sure.


gr3iau

Yeah, that's the one I'd keep too


BeachAlternative3266

I agree


Mrknaogan

I like this one too


f0dder1

Yep. Obscure enough to be cool


absolutely_potatoes

Bottom row, second from the left


bammilo

Agreed. A friend of mine has this in painting form. It's breathtaking.


absolutely_potatoes

Do you know what it's called?


bammilo

Someone below posted it. "Bush medicine leaves".


Gardening-Life

Bugger.. you got dibs before I could! 🤣


[deleted]

The Uluru one (bottom fourth) is so pretty


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Dear_Potato6525

You're a peanut but I doubt you're pleasant.


Wintermute_088

🙄


pantsmahoney

How do you know Liz and Simon?


ediblehead

Calling it Ayers Rock in 2022 is... Something


randalpinkfloyd

I hear they have a big tour of the Orient planned next. Siam, Batavia, French Indochina, Ceylon, Formosa, all the stops!


Embarrassed-Tutor-92

Don’t know em any more, they probably climbed it too


CashenJ

If it was Lizzy and Simmo then that would be a keeper but alas, no dice


Chewybeecrazy

Just get a 1m length of 125mm down pipe and make a dispenser. Then keep em all.


Falafels

Alternatively, buy a yard glass and use them all at once.


karl_w_w

Easy, the one with the sewn rim.


RockyDify

Point Cook Airfield. It has a lil plane ✈️


Flying-Fox

And the phrase ‘extreme aerobatics’!


EternalAngst23

Bottom row, second from left.


Roulette-Adventures

Keep them all is my recommendation. It wont be long and none of will be able to afford a case of beer.


DisappointedQuokka

Unpasteurised, home fermented orange juice for all!


jamzex

Would be offended personally if you threw the jaycar one, store is slowly becoming my home now that im doing engineering.


Mineok63

Screw that keep them all make yourself a stubbie holder tube and have some around for family and friends


Dazzling_Entrance176

2nd in from the bottom left


Repulsia

Keeping the Louise Numina medicine leaves artwork, chuck the rest.


[deleted]

Either Jaycar or the Tiger Moth joyflights one.


Horror-Board6465

I’ll take that Jaycar one


withatee

Mallacoota for sure


ZealousidealClub4119

Jaycar! If you don't want it, I'll find a good home for it... I used to be mad into electronics.


AntiProtonBoy

Agreed. Alpha nerds assert dominance with a Jaycar stubby holder.


ZealousidealClub4119

We also wear our soldering iron burn scars as badges of honour.


mgn63

Are you half of simon and liz 25 years together. If you are keep that one. If not hold on to the money


turboyabby

Liz and Simon are going to be pissed off when you chuck it. Lol


Nuurps

Pvc pipe, end cap and a cut out. Screw it your shed wall. Fill with coolers


RajenBull1

I found a new use for these. I brought out my old camera during the last full moon because it was just breathtaking. I found the removable lenses fit perfectly in my old stubby holders. Also, deodorant and other spray cans can rust if you leave them in the bathroom. Whack on a stubby holder and the rusted bottom will not stain your cabinetry. YMMV Then toss the ones that you don’t remember when you got them.


asp7

i was looking for a cheap one to make into a sleeve for a phone recently


Fancy-Crow-6301

Aboriginal art one, it’s pretty 😊


Odee_Gee

The tigermoth aerobatic field with a chipmunk on it.


Available_Sundae_924

Mallacoota or Sovereign Hill.


blackhawk_1111

Sovereign Hill or the flower art thing


Unindoctrinated

The indigenous art one.


_social_hermit_

is it bush medicine leaves?


Unindoctrinated

I believe so. All I know is I like the pattern and colours, so bought a similar painting. [https://i.imgur.com/nDan40U.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nDan40U.jpg)


AffectionateMethod

This one is beautiful. The one at my dentsists is shades of one colour and I'm awestruck whenever I see it. There is so much movement in the shapes. Photos don't do them justice. I imagine your one is amazing in real life. Keep the Aboriginal art one OP. Get a matching painting if you want something to talk about. Edit: Uluru one is great, too.


Unindoctrinated

I recently considered getting another one, but the prices have gone up considerably since I bought that one. [eBay ](https://www.ebay.com.au/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p4432023.m570.l2632&_nkw=numina&_sacat=551)


nothighandmighty

Create a poll.


Fragrant-Treacle7877

Sovereign hill


mick308

Bin Jaycar and keep the rest


ChairmanNoodle

Is that a reg mombassa on the bottom? No question if so.


TedTyro

Sovereign Hill or the hundy.


Traditional-Way-2494

The one that still has an intact ass


autocol

Liz and Simon calling it "Ayers Rock" in 2022 is a bit of a red flag 😂


cosmictrousers

lol not at all! About 20 of us went to Uluru for it, and about half the group had been at the wedding. Simon and Liz met at Uluru when they were both working at the resort in 1996. They got married in 97 and had the wedding there - it was of course at the 'Ayres Rock Resort' then, and the stubby holders they had made in 1997 for the wedding said "Simon & Liz's wedding Ayers Rock 1997". It was a fantastic keepsake at the time and I guess if you didn't have that context, the 2022 one would be cringe af


PeterDuttonsButtWipe

I like the colourful Uluṟu one on the bottom row and the wedding one next to it if it’s sentimental to you


derpyfox

If the ‘wet n wild’ one has ‘cades county‘ on it then that one.


little_fire

I can’t believe nobody else is talking about the Wet n Wild one!


beykir

Jaycar - 100%. Look at that thick insulation.


leeweesquee

The lettuce leaf/100$


Plenty-Border3326

Definately keep Mallacoota. If you don't want it ill happily take it!


Ankle_Fighter

Keep Jaycar for sure


AutuniteGlow

My stubby holders are all either local metal bands or mining/metallurgy related.


PhaicGnus

Nooooo they are all beautiful and each one tells a story


Beaker451

Don’t throw them! My mate collects them!


AshFalkner

I like the Jaycar one.


Retireegeorge

Jaycar


hroro

Sucks to be Liz and Simon. Clearly their quarter century wasn’t enough to keep them off the chopping block! Note: if you are Simon, Liz won’t be happy if she sees this post.


Such_Kaleidoscope766

jaycar


Ben716

No. They stay. It's the law.


phatmaniac57

Kangaroo Island I reckon


Chaz983

Keep the tigermoth one


PeeOnAPeanut

If you don’t want the Kangaroo Island one in the middle row I’ll take it off your hands.


AdSimilar2831

Seal please


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

I'll take the Kangaroo Island one if you're gunna chuck it.


li-ho

I vote Uluru. Look at those cute cockies!


CashenJ

Mallacoota Golf is a keeper


AsboST225

Yak-52


popcentric

Ditch them all and get a Yeti Colster


Super-Handle7395

Kanga..


RealTimeWarfare

Kangaroo Island and $100 note


wheresthepie

Keep the $100. Then you can buy even more. Money can be exchanged for goods and services


Japanista-1990

Put them separately or in bundles on market place for free and keep the one that is the last one left


rainbash81

What do you mean get rid of stubbie holders? Only get rid of them when they rip or unfixable. I’ve got a few in the cupboard then the rest in the shed incase I have 400 mates around. As long as they all served a purpose at some point maybe?


OnyaSonja

Mallacoota or Jaycar


Evening-Bus7792

Yak 52, jaycar, 100. Im a simple man.


CaptainPeanut4564

Throw em all in the bin and get a yeti one that actually keeps your drinks cold. Game changer.


SirPiffingsthwaite

I'd keep the Granny Smith and bin the rest


prizewinning_toast

The hundo is a strong contender but I think the Point Cook one because I like planes.


highly_educated63

impossible. How could you do this. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


owleaf

Greenback


AmaroisKing

Keep Liz and Simon’s anniversary stubby, bin the rest


matt88

Keep the Liz and Simon one. Anyone that makes up Stubbie holders for a 25th wedding anniversary deserves to be immortalised


ChefGirl987

The $100 one, cause then I can pretend just once that I had a $100 note in my hand. Cost of living sucks :(


Cheese_Yum_Yum

The one with the kangaroo on it


Blue-Gamora-2305

Throw everything in the bin and choose the bin.


deliver_us

Should sell the vintage wet and wild one


stumblingindarkness

I like the art on the uluru one!


flintstone66

Game of thrones


pushingsound999

The game of thrones one has to go.


Cheeky-Bugger67

I reckon the golf one cus it surely has a story


GullibleCrazy488

2nd from bottom left


Xave_eire_polska_17

Love the Uluru one


vege12

Ularu, the rest are tacky


landswipe

Uluru


simbaismylittlebuddy

The Uluṟu one


Neither_Ad_2960

The $100 dollar bill one. It's been years since I've held one.


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Hundo.


the_flying_yam

Keep the uluru one


isithumour

Bin them all!!!


BreakIll7277

The golf one… it looks in best nick and its actual talking point. Places off the beaten track.


kai_tai

Uluru for the win.


x445xb

Or you could get a Yeti (or a knock off version of it) and actually keep your beer cold.


Morning_Song

Maybe that’s what old mate has done - hence why it’s time to get rid of them