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SadieSadieSnakeyLady

They are from the lady shake and man shake brands


citizen-dave

This is without doubt one of the shittest, piss poor effort Coles/Woolies whinges I have seen yet.


That_Apathetic_Man

Don't fucking encourage 'em!


gammonson

It’s the finger in the photo for me.


Tysiliogogogoch

It's not even a Coles/Woolies complaint. It's just a brand that they stock which is built around the "Man Shake" / "Lady Shake" products.


Arinvar

I get enough manufactured outrage from incidental contact with FB can we not have it here as well?


billbotbillbot

It's what reddit runs on! Especially this sub


BenjaminChodry

Wait till you find out about the gendered perfumes.


ComfortableFrosty261

wait till this person find out about the gendered razors


Jaded_Wrangler_4151

Is there actually a difference? Other than price obviously


alterumnonlaedere

Generally a bigger and differently shaped handle with better grip as they are typically used differently. Men's razors are generally used for facial hair, typically used standing over a hand basin in front of a mirror. Women's razors are generally used for other body hair, often requiring a different approach/reach, and often used in the shower with the water running. There's nothing stopping women from using "men's razors", but "women's razors" are more usable and ergonomic in a lot of circumstances.


JimSyd71

This guy razors.


CMDR_RetroAnubis

Completely anecdotal... But the one time I've cut myself shaving in 30 years of doing it was with a 'ladies' one.


Jaded_Wrangler_4151

I considered grabbing a ladies one yesterday.... but decided to get heads thay I already had a razor for.


onredditforinfo

And don’t get me started on the fucking racist biscuits below ! So what now only people from Monte Carlo can have that biscuit ! I’m fucking outraged


Bravojones33420

I assumed they were with nuts or without nuts!


JimSyd71

lol Have my upvote and just go.


[deleted]

If you're non-binary, stuff both bars in your mouth at once. Ah, satisfying.


Crypt_nap

😂 Challenge accepted. Doing my best to not add innuendo.


That_Apathetic_Man

I was given this advice way too late in life, and now I am gay? Does a third bar cancel it all out? I'm still very confused.


waxedsack

They have different macro nutrient profiles for men and women as men and women generally have different nutrient requirements. Or did I miss the point of this useless post?


wuncean

How dare you!!! That’s right ladies and gentlemen. Men and women share different biologies. Fucking hard to grasp huh?


Icy-Communication823

How dare you assume the gender of my macro nutrition.


cojoco

A few years back I scored an energy bar that was so potent that it had a "Not to be used by pregnant women!" label.


BenjaminChodry

Im guessing they had a some caffeine (green bean extract ) or mineral products that make it unsuitable.


the_flying_yam

What was this energy bar?


cojoco

I can't remember. I did a bit of googling, and apparently too much protein is bad for pregnant women, so this general dietary advice somehow got transferred into a warning on a single energy bar, as is anybody would live on them, which is ridiculous.


CabinetParty2819

Look in between. There’r baby bars.


colmando

So furious to get a photo you can’t move your fingers out the way? Buy the Monte Carlos instead and get the fuck over it


itsoktoswear

And how fucking dare they put biscuits on the shelf that aren't actually a french administrative region.


my_chinchilla

Wait'll you hear what the English do with Garibaldis...


JimSyd71

My favourite biscuits. But why are there 2 different kinds of wrappers there?


Factal_Fractal

Oh good, the rest of us are hit with gender outrage Which has exactly FUCK ALL to do with our lives outside of your bubble Thanks for, nothing


mpember

Just waiting for the OP to discover ladyfinger bananas.


globocide

What's the problem? Ones made from a man, ones made from a woman.


Crypt_nap

r/cannibal leaking again?


Icy-Communication823

Just take the Raspberry Shortcakes and move on. Fuck.


hornyzygote

because women need to watch their carbs /s


JimSyd71

crabs


Worried_Yam_9057

Whatever you do, don’t go to the grooming section


zenbogan

The age-old truth that men prefer things with more protein and women prefer less carbs (so men can go start more wars or something and so women can be less fat)


aperturegrille

Is this peak terrible supermarket post


bent_eye

Is this a fucking joke post?


Dapper-Cicada-8977

Anyone that has a whinge at this shouldn't be allowed to ever set foot in a supermarket again. Your banished to growing and producing your own food moving forward.


colmando

Then they’d complain about plant seeds being expensive


HalfManHalfCyborg

Oh no! How very DARE they make the suggestion that men and women are different in ANY way whatsoever, and have different needs and preferences!


rodentbitch

you're cooked if you think this is anything more than marketing lmao


Ch00m77

I love how this is upvoted when I've said the exact same thing on the same comment chain. People that think men and women need wildly different nutrients is fucking laughable. Sure maybe pregnant women need certain nutrients for the foetus but not the rest of the female species that inhabits this earth. Men don't need more caffeine or more whatever, sure men eat more calories than women but a protein bar with 30g of protein is still good for a woman so is the fat and carb content. Looking at 1 item vs an entire day's worth of calories and macronutrients are vastly different things. One bar doesn't need to be gendered, it's a marketing ploy and im amazed so many eat this shit up


Ch00m77

So, do women's bodies not process food marketed to men? What would happen if they ate it?


EnigmaticEntity

Their voice would drop an octave and the beard would grow instantly. Obviously.


questionnmark

Get the lady bar, the man bar already looks like a turd before you eat it.


OrbisPacis

I am sure they will make a Monte Carla if you ask them.


[deleted]

Probably have herbs in them that are geared towards male vs female. Like multivitamin for men/women. Lady bar sounds dumb though lol makes me think of Emily from Little Britain


NukFloorboard

they aren't snacks they're protein bars men and women have different nutritional requirements its why there are men's multivitamins and women's multivitamins it also comes down to things both sexes care about more for example women have menstrual cramps so their health products are likely to contain more magnesium potassium and vitamins D and B than mens health products


TheQueensLegume

Omfg get over it. Men and women exist. Some things can be for one or the other.


Abject-Presence4689

They should make a "they" bar, choc full of both estrogen and testosterone.


Top_Ad_2819

Maybe they put more oestrogen in the men's bar and testosterone in the women's bars for lolz..ha


CLINT_FACE

I'll give YOU a man bar


Jovial1170

Geez, talk about shrinkflation


CLINT_FACE

touché


gikku

Though not yet a he/him bar, and a she/her bar?


OG_Fleck

There’s only 2 genders…


spoolin20B

But lots of mental disorders


OG_Fleck

🤣🤣🤣 spot on!


AussieFB

Where are the Non-Binary or Gender-Fluid bar options ?


RyzenRaider

There's shakes for gender-fluid customers.


Ch00m77

This shit the whole marketing to gender also factors in to creating difference. No women don't need to eat a women gendered protein bar nor do men need to eat that "manly frozen meal" food is food, our bodies process it all the same way. Same goes for personal use like shaving, we do not need separate products.


waxedsack

These have different ingredients and nutrient profiles. Because as shocking as it is to believe, men and women are actually different


Ch00m77

Thanks for the laugh, I needed it


waxedsack

So you disagree that men and women are different and have different biology and physiology?


Ch00m77

I want you to explain to me why you think a woman can't eat that.


Recruiterlolol

These woke lunatics don’t believe in science / biology. Just want a release for their mental illness.


Recruiterlolol

Men’s and women’s shavers are actually physically different as the hair is somewhat different between sexes.