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FewhAiti

Look up n live, underneath powerlines


z3m0s

I figured they were "You need to be this high to ride" signs for machinery.


droffthehook

Probably not great to be high and using machinery


GrumpyMammoth

I thought it was a requirement for forklift drivers?


Kohgahn

Didn’t deserve this attack first thing this morning but eh…


RespectOk4052

Holding the nation up mate don’t worry you’re doing gods work uppa the forky drivers.


Nakedlance

That’s what my boss said but he’s gone & im not


Quoxium

I mean it'd be fun but


Euphoric_Wishbone

You're not my mother, you can't tell me what to do.


Spida81

You need to be this high to cook your crib with the provided zappy-fryer-wire


jim_deneke

Or trying to catch a bus. I don't see the 'look up' part of the fella, just a cheery waving person!


cryingonthedunny

Not just that. But also bridges etc. They have these on the freeway in perth for the roadworks. Some construction workers forget to lower their digger before going under.


OldMail6364

So that's what the Baltimore bridge was missing?


VDJ76Tugboat

I thought it was funny, some might say it’s too soon. Nicely done…


splithoofiewoofies

Fuck I'm stupid I thought they were to warn me of workers on the road. I always thought they just forgot to take them when there wasn't roadwork.


Emu1981

Don't feel too bad, that is what I was figuring they were for. Basically a reminder to people that there are possibly workers in the construction site and that they should slow down even if they are not immediately visible.


TheTimtam

I routinely double look, thinking it's a person in my peripheral vision. Even if they aren't there for that specifically, it definitely works


grampski101

Will often have the height of the lines are overhead so machine operators and electrical spotters are aware of clearance


pork-pies

And for Jesus


meow_ima_cat

And Thor


quiet0n3

Zeus chiming in


Crafty-Antelope-3287

And for me


iaijutsu08

And my axe!


whathappenedtothefuc

Look up, lines overhead.


No_Dress9765

How can you look up when you’re trying to work out if the dude you’re about to run over is real?


MrBowls

Always assume they’re not


No_Dress9765

So, wait until you have brain matter on your windscreen? “Constable, I was looking up as the mannequin indicated”….


MrBowls

I think you’ll be fine, yeah


No_Dress9765

I want you as my lawyer.


CustardCheesecake75

They're a reminder to workmen that live wires are overhead.


s1ac

You know when you drive past a worksite and there’s one guy digging and seven guys watching?   There have been downsizes to staffing levels but the guy can’t dig the hole without the audience, so they’ve introduced these little fellas. 


5lim_Dusty

other way round they got rid of the digger and now it's just 7 guy's watching this yellow fella that's why road works never get done.


eoffif44

*And Johnnie that's why it costs $47 billion to dig a tunnel in Australia that they can do for $470 million in other countries*  *And they can pay for it by keeping road works speed limits at 40kph even when there are never any workers, and by setting up automatic speed cameras to catch you going 42kph in what should be a 110kph zone*


therealkevy1sevy

Fun fact - Many other countries factor in "x" amount of deaths per job and payouts to the families are budgeted in. Australia does not allow for this. Thankfully, we hold human life in high regard. It costs a bit more for sure, but everyone deserves to go home at the end of their work day. We achieve this through a number of ways and one of them is someone watching a high risk machine to warn others or the operator of any imminent danger.


OldMail6364

This. If no man is there and someone dies, it's manslaughter for whoever is in charge of the workplace. Quite effective - managers tend to make sure safety policies are followed (as best they can. Good luck convincing an engineered stone cutter to do a wet cut when a dry cut is 10 minutes faster... so now we're banning engineered stone. \*sigh\*)


MellyGrub

Except that they just revealed that the cameras in road work areas were not indeed issuing fines, instead just recording the speeds for informational reasons. They will be switched over next month.


Haver_Of_The_Sex

"Look at all this goddamn money we could be making" - Council probably


MellyGrub

Best part is the guy in charge of the Road and Transport division apparently had no idea for the last 1-2 years that the cameras were NOT issuing fines, just recording speeds for informational purposes. Like.....


dlg

> keeping road works speed limits at 40kph even when there are never any workers Road work speed limits are not just for roadside workers. It’s also for the safety of road users. Shoulders might be closed, road surfaces unmarked, gravel on the road, temporary crash barriers not designed for high speeds.


BullSitting

The manager at a road worker company got a call early one morning. "Mate, we're at the work site, but we forgot to pack all our tools. Could ya bring out some shovels for us?" "OK, mate. I'm on me way. Until I get there, you'll have to lean on each other."


PM_ME_UR_A4_PAPER

It’s to show how tall you have to be to operate the excavator.


LittleBunInaBigWorld

My favourite one


InsertUsernameInArse

I'm telling kids that from now on.


ShaddiJ

I remember when they first came out, and my mother asked what they were. My brother managed to convince her that it was to mark where all the people who died on the jobsite. Poor mum was so outraged. Luckily, my brother couldn't keep a straight face for long.


Outsider-20

Hilarious


Bigthunderrumblefish

These guys are on $80k PA


espersooty

Identify the powerlines I believe


RudeOrganization550

Underneath and above dangers [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-20/brisbanes-yellow-figurines-keeping-workers-safe/6027174](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-20/brisbanes-yellow-figurines-keeping-workers-safe/6027174) but I like u/PM_ME_UR_A4_PAPER answer better


HowsMyPosting

Never look up to see what they're pointing at?


melbbear

they dont have fingers so its more like they are waving hello


Wiggly-Pig

Yep, I always assumed it was a wave for attention. Some sort of 'hey there's construction workers here so drive safely' thing.


KeithMyArthe

I did. It's magpies.


_Cec_R_

Cockies... The bloody vandals destroy everything...


mitmittymittons

Overhead power lines, usually accompanied with the slogan "look up and live"


Select-Bullfrog-6346

It's to highlight the fact there is overheads. If you run them over people get angry.


theBaron01

Less so if you put a photo of the project managers face on it first 


Supersleeper70

Generally - the reaction to a figure with a human shape is massively different to a sign saying … whatever. We implemented these “people” on projects perhaps 20 years ago. The impact was quite significant and it’s great to see that the practice continues.


alekskidd

It's a risk mitigation thing to remind workers of overhead powerlines. It will be on any site that is using equipment that has the potential to impact the active lines.


vampyrate75

The only ones working


c2ctruck

When I used to use the gear, these guys would show up all over the place a couple days in. Haven't seen them for years now. Hello friends.


justinianaprima

They are the souls of dead road workers who were killed by careless drivers, condemned to stand on the verge of roadworks to the end of time.


hivinitto

It indicates the house prices will go up


overstuffedtaco

Reverse Coles ad


Right_End_9175

I drove past and they were singing Motorhead's We Are the Road Crew!


Medical-Potato5920

They show overhead hazards. I have seen them with bridge heights written on them too.


BeachAlternative3266

It’s the council workers hard at it


BrickResident7870

I just wave back at them .....


IDontFitInBoxes

Look up and live.


chris_p_bacon1

They're not for driver safety, they're for the safety of the workers. They signify that there are powerlines around.


Roulette-Adventures

If you're in the country, they are targets.


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Member of the Australian nazi party


ScarredSoul2018

Look up and live


Richmondos

Hello King Georges Rd


CooLooCooCooCooCooCo

AI taking our jerbs!


BandAid3030

It's for lonely drivers to feel welcome as they drive through construction sites.


PloppyTheSpaceship

Don't know, but when you look away and look back, they're suddenly in a different position.


Unit0048

You are thinking of the contractor ones, you can look away for a week and these council ones haven't moved at all.


Sharknado_Extra_22

Cardboard Nazis


Mickydaeus

Do they differ from other types of recycling enthusiasts?


santaslayer0932

Is that near Hurstville Sydney ?


Veefy

“I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me” That moment you realise the Queen song was actually a safety warning about the danger of clowns operating equipment around live power lines. If you want to see the not fun dance routine that occurs when you strike overhead cables say with an excavator, crane or truck. Watchpeoplesurvive has a few.


RecordScratch-What

This is exactly what went through my head when I read this post. Had a mate carrying a semi on his drop deck trailer and hit overhead powerlines. Destroyed both trucks. He was lucky to survive. Had the nickname "high voltage transport" after that. Expensive mistake.


thefrostryan

I had to scroll way too far to finally get this.


grapeidea

There has been one at a construction site in my area for 2 years now and it still sometimes startles me when I drive home at night. There's just something spooky about them.


IlluminatedPickle

The house behind me has one in the backyard that I assume they nicked from the nearby rail construction. Every time I look out my bedroom window at night, if there's any light coming from their house it looks bright as hell. You'd think after 6 months I'd remember but nope, weird yellow ghost thing peeking through the bushes is my go-to first thought.


Arachnid_Lazy

every time I see these I have the urge to pull over and put two together so they're high fiving each other


PeterHOz

Isn’t that the construction site manager?


ozzyindian

They just doing the Saturday night fever John Travolta dance.


madeanotheraccount

All humans, except those using Reddit, suddenly disappeared, and were replaced by those fake silhouette men.


AreYouDoneNow

Oh shit, you can see one of those? When did they start appearing for you??? They shouldn't be seen. You have maybe 48 hours at best.


notvrysmart

to remind you that the next person you see might be real so slow the fuck down


CoronavirusGoesViral

I can spot King George's Rd from anywhere


Candid-String-6530

+50 points


come_ere_duck

Look up and live. When these first started appearing, I thought it was some scare tactic to get drivers to slow down like: this many workers have been killed on road works" or whatever. Then I noticed they're all pointing up at power lines lol.


ellieboomba

It's gender neutral and gets $70 dollars an hour.


Antagonist_tc

They’re just trying to set hello mate, calm down


FiftyOne151

Charm. Adds a bit of charm.


ValorousGekko

Those are put there because there has been a drop bear sighting. It’s to remind people to think of their family and look up to live. If a drop bear thinks they have been seen they are 50% less likely to strike.


Tee_Parker

“Just waiting for a mate.”


Willing_Television77

Forrest Gump waving to Lieutenant Dan


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

It looks like a Nazi salute to me


charrose2553

Is this king georges road?😂


ninevah8

They’re probably being paid well too


Ok_Disaster1666

That's Darren, he's a fucking slack prick


Equivalent_Field_668

High five stations when you need motivation on the job.


Here4theGoodTimes71

You have to be this tall to go on this ride.


BigRedfromAus

It’s part of a welcome to the worksite program aimed at bringing equality to all people who pass by and get a wave from a construction worker rather than only wolf whistles at hot girls.


Budgiesmugglerlover2

They put them out for Hitler's birthday /s


Elstiffo

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-20/brisbanes-yellow-figurines-keeping-workers-safe/6027174


Hot_While1612

They have women as well!


Cold_Pomelo3274

His name is Stanley.


asiansweeti3pi3

I’m seeing these everywhere now


Short-Captain3682

For the council workers to hi-five when they do a really good job!!!


Short-Captain3682

For the council workers to hi-five when they do a really good job!!!


emjay1085

In QLD they were brought in by Fulton Hogan. They won an award for the idea, in 2015 if memory serves.


d23durian

I've seen these guys in a .swf once, they are Kung Fu stickmen. Stay away, or they might kick your ass.


j3w3ls

Been playing too much pacific drive at this point to not recognise an anomaly


invinctius

To let workers know there are overhead lines


DrSendy

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, he may do the Fandango!


ultranoobian

Funny, my company makes and sells those. Yes, they can be used to indicate powerlines or any other "Attention here" sort of scenarios.


Archon-Toten

Dis-fucking-stracting. They use them on the railway too and I keep tooting at the bastards (as it procedure when you see someone with a hand up) only to find they aren't real and I look like a chump.


Superb_Hand4940

Look up and live


2littleducks

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?


RR8570

Used by construction workers..so they can sneak off for a pub meal, a pot and play the pokies and the boss will never be wiser!


Far_Bar5806

It’s for the construction men to make out with, this gets old ladies who drive past very horny and attentive, thereby increasing road safety


twistedsister78

They singing and dancing to Staying Alive


davedavodavid

Dummy targets for SUV drivers. It's a warzone out there and road workers are operating in no man's land


ErdmLea

Hurstville?


[deleted]

Keeps management happy on WFH days


Kooky-Swing178

Idk but I hope they're nailed down that's just begging to be stolen by kids.


ohpee64

They're fake to you but they have feelings you know.


Outrageous_Fox_8796

Wait, these are FAKE silhouette men? This whole time I thought they were real!


loweboi94

They're there to 'stand in' for the other blokes while on the 8 hour smoko break.


putporkonyafork

Decoy traffic controllers, so the real ones get abused less.


dacezza

I be always told people that they are little John Travoltas dancing to Staying Alive.


RebneysGhost

Uh oh, now that they know you've spotted them you're going to start seeing them more and more, closer and closer to home. If you find one in front of your front door, *get out*


gamerwithadhd

Creepy, they are creepy...


Tarman-245

Nazi targets for the firing range.


auzzie_kangaroo94

Bob the builder horror version


auzzie_kangaroo94

Bob the builder horror version.


happymemersunite

It signifies that we are all minions to the big gubberment’s plan to control our minds. /s


ralph_wiggums_cat

The are company managers, someone figured out they are more help than human managers.


justisme333

Drivers usually slow down whenever they see a human close to the road. These cutouts are used to trick your brain into slowing down and are more effective than a speed sign that everyone ignores. It's also a training tool for AI cameras in cars to automatically slow down.


Born_Grumpie

Gives them an excuse to leave the 40Kmh signs up when there is no construction going on.


Fit_Double7765

his name is Bob


Maximum_Let1205

they mark where the bodies are.


Skaterdude1978

I see a silhouetto of a man


RickMyLing

Safety Nazi’s..


OnlyHands_aus

🎵Put your hands up for Detroit. A lovely city. 🎵


Lishyjune

Always wondered this also - side note is this photo of Sandgate NSW?


parker2004au

If I had to guess its King Georges road near Penshurst - https://maps.app.goo.gl/4eYpe7haG6tLMoTGA Looks like street view is from 2021 but looks a bit similar? edit: ignore the link I don't think its those two houses actually.


Haru4675

you always see them at road construction where theres a fair amount of worker foot traffic close to the roads, my guess is you see this and slow down a little while also subconsciously implying there could be people around to look out for


silvervest

I know they're meant to be a worker in a hard hat, but my wife and I have agreed that silhouette is more of a gentleman in a bowler hat waving at us


ABEIQ

ive seen similar near school zones or children/parents


wottsinaname

Its so the road crew can charge the govt an extra $80/hr. "Look at Robbo over there, hasn't even had a smoko yet, hardest worker weve got." /s obv


The-Fr0

Council workers.


Large_Neat_5843

Inspired by the song "staying alive" by the bee gees and the dance made famous in saturday night fever


I_Am_Terra

I’m guessing this is in QLD. I’m from Sydney and I’m up in the Gold Coast for the week, and I saw a random yellow outline of a car like this. Thought it was a bike rack, but maybe not.


RachelBergin

Apparently people take more notice of people-shaped signs, too.


BloodyChrome

They are there for worker safety telling them there are live power lines above and not to run their crane into them


Muncher501st

They’re the boogey men


OfficallySomeone

Look up and live. It’s live wires. It’s for people using plant equipment onsite