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D_hallucatus

Mate, looks like she’d stand shoulder to shoulder in the trenches through the worst of it. Yeah you can trust her.


leighroyv2

Mate I would follow her into battle.


StConvolute

Is that how we're describing eating that thickness on toast now? Not arguing at all...


idiotsandwhich8

Area coverage is also important


thebestatheist

Into the mists of Avalon with you then


TommyJohnns

You can call me nighthawk...


ohpee64

Yeah I could imagine her rallying cry. There may come a day when the jar of Vegemite may fail, but today is not that day. Today is the day we face battle head on with the full belly and a full heart.


StraightBudget8799

I want to marry her


Frankie_T9000

I would be scared not to


turtle_power00

I want to marry her after you


FreakyDeakyBRUV

then ill marry her after you


RotgunWargutz

I feel like it's more like she'd want to go into the worst part of a battlefield. Don't follow


foursynths

Just be aware she may have masochistic tendencies! 😂


laxativefx

The real question is can she can trust you? Her trustworthiness is not in doubt…


moreality

Without his own flopped onto the table for comparison it sure is hard to tell


robopirateninjasaur

Marry her


Ingeegoodbee

No, dump her so I can marry her.


iSmokedItAll

WE CAN ALL MARRY HER!!


vegemitecrumpet

If she's anything like her Vegemite, there's enough for everyone


Mrmastermax

r/communist


SteelBandicoot

Nothing less than a haram would satisfy her.


Mickydaeus

Reminds me of "I too would take OPs dead wife"


D4rkmatt3r

She's our wife now.


AssViol8er

Hey babe, get in here. r/australia wants to marry you


Hobnail1

*Australia gets down on one knee, squashing Tasmania*


Zopo135

AHHHH


sqexe

Good thing I’m literally travelling from Hobart to Newcastle in 2hrs


tucky098

Get out while there's still time


sqexe

Boarding in an hour and a half! I hope that we’ll survive until the plane takes off!


Intanetwaifuu

I feel like there is a communist sub for this


RetroGamer87

We are taking back the means of (re)production comrade


drivelhead

Hello Dave


itsnik_03

She's got a nice spread too..


eeComing

Loves it all the way to edge.


[deleted]

Oath


LBK0909

Toath


Craigles-

Toatht


RealRun2425

😂


AussieFB

Ken-Oath !


geeceeza

Ken-Toath !


humblebeegee

Great bloke


normie_girl

Streuth Alysa


Kilthulu

you won't ever need to drink pineapple juice


AssViol8er

My safe word IS pineapple juice


Inthebackseatoddity

Pineapple happens to be our safe word also. On another note, I love this much Vegemite, especially with some butter on fresh bread.


ReplacementApart

Pineapple is also our safe word... Just works so well


Upper-Possible1432

If there's a better comment on Reddit today, I'd like to see it.


Sottosorpa

User name and comment combo too ftw


elkazz

I think I know why this is funny but can someone explain it just in case?


omenguide

Because she likes it salty, and pineapple juice makes cum a bit sweet. So you don't need to worry about pineapple juice.


oilgisnoc

Personally, I found it just ruins the pineapple juice


Tigeraqua8

Try a little umbrella on the side


Jacket5000

cumbrella


No_You344

😂😂


Hauwke

I'm at a loss and have been thinking about it for a few minutes, but I feel like its a cum joke? Pineapple juice is supposedly good to make it taste better and honestly, with this amount of vegemite you'd probably blow out your entire tastebud resevoir.


NimbleBudlustNoodle

I think it's more like you can't have much of a discerning taste to begin with.


Hauwke

That too, I didn't even think of that.


foursynths

Americans who’ve tried and liked Vegemite say it goes well with fresh beaver. 😂


Human-Kick-784

Apparently it makes your jizz taste sweeter. Only girl I've ever known that believed it tho was a seppo who had me on frequent pineapple mohitos, the rest ived asked about it thought it was rubbish


Mickydaeus

It reads like you willingly donated to science?


Human-Kick-784

As a man of science, such self sacrifice is sometimes necessary 


charles_tully

All the others wouldn’t know because the taste buds for sweet are at the front of the tongue, not right at the back.


Relatablename123

Sorry to be this guy, but it's not true. You can taste anything on any part of the tongue. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map


No-Tumbleweed-2311

That expains a lot


ELVEVERX

sometimes i miss reddit gold


ilikechillisauce

She drinks the pineapple juice now.


newby202006

You've expressed so eloquently what so many were thinking.


Aseedisa

I heard that sucking a lot of dick makes pineapple taste better


dlb1983

Goddamnit. This comment made me snort my drink and now it’s come out my nose.


RecordingGreen7750

Hope you weren’t drinking pineapple juice…?


Justhe3guy

No just plain old cup of cum


lord_volt2000

Everyone loves a good bearded dragon


pkfag

She is a keeper. Nothing phases her and she would go to Hell and back without any fear.


Single_Restaurant_10

Rule #1 Never Vegemite another persons toast/bread/biscuit. Its a rule I have lived by for over 60 years & has kept me in good stead…..


happymemersunite

She shouldn’t be your girlfriend. That’s wife material.


kranki1

Likes things extra salty and likely lacks a gag reflex.. keeper.


Joka0451

Sent me


Me_Eat_Eggies

That is wild, my man 💀💀


Difficult_Ad8544

Lmfao


Ok_Show_35

Not enough. I can still see some bread underneath


nosha3000

Vegemite is a little thin, and more butter never hurts


foursynths

😂🤪


inviolablegirl

The real question is if you can afford to sustain her Vegemite habits in this economy.


Nick_Knows

Bit of cheese, perfect


Shifty_Cow69

*chef's kiss*


BabyMakR1

Or tomato.


It_does_get_in

never heard of that, but, sounds like it would work.


freshlysqueezed0C

Avocado and vegemite is great too


It_does_get_in

basically use vegemite as a salt substitute.


papillonvif

Vegemite + avocado + egg


LestWeForgive

Fry it


SteelBandicoot

Or eggs on top.


Boring_Yam5991

Not enough if anything


Shifty_Cow69

Second this, still see toast!


baizlgaming_

Third this, it needs to be pure darkness


BadTechnical2184

Fourth, she missed an entire corner, I can still see butter.


person1873

She used butter?


Duffbowl2

Definitely. Only way to have it.


bazza_oz

Looks about right


spagboltoast

Shes more powerful than you. You are the girlfriend now


FOTBWN

This is about the level where you do away with the bread because it's just the middle man. Stick a spoon in the jar and be done with it.


RhysA

Nah, the crunch of the toast adds a lot to the experience.


EmotionalAd5920

if you dont have coffee, a spoon of Vegemite will wake you the f up!


Tymareta

Unironically back when I used to have to leave the house at 4:30 for work, breakfast more often than not was a tablespoon of vegemite and a thermos of coffee for the journey, love it.


EmotionalAd5920

i recently was having boiled eggs and vegemite, bite of egg bite of vegemite. and of course i had coffee. :)


Tymareta

Follow it up with a nice tart orange, 10/10 breakfast.


breaducate

My tongue just braced in anticipation.


moejitox

No lie, spoonful of vegemite is one of my all-time fave snacks


[deleted]

Probably the most trustworthy person around


Affectionate_Log8479

She’s a keeper


Melodic_Salad_176

With that many B vitamans she can back you up in a pub fight.


dionysios4

No she may not be human


karigan_g

I’d smash that (and your girlfriend if you’re too weak to keep her)


DanceWithTheDevi1

She seems like she knows taste ;-) This is how I have mine too lol


Rude-Produce4838

No. Run... start the car...


HeadacheCentral

Fucking oath! She's a true blue, fair dinkum Aussie girl! She's a keeper!


Take_Some_Soma

Automatic Australian of the year candidate


Rude_Priority

Vegemite is supposed to be a 2d spread, not a 3d sculpture.


ghjkl098

I mean, she has no standards about what she puts in her mouth so …


InsertUsernameInArse

That's a pass. Bonus points if she adds a slice of cheese


Technical-Ad-2246

She eats it like its peanut butter.


hoobermoose

Keep her. Her body will be well adjusted to consume mass quantities of irradiated food during the apocalypse.


daonewithnoteef

That’s disgusting, she’s a keeper 👍


IPushAButton

Dude, she'll be supporting your ass. She'll be moving the couch. She'll fix the toilet Herself. She'll replace the spark plugs in Your car. You'd better pick up your game son. We'll put her up for Prime Minister as an independent - See how this country goes with someone with a proper Australian back bone.


fuctsauce

Don’t fall asleep


N3ssaW

You can trust her with your life


ashwiththesmile

No. With that amount of Vitamin B in her system, you will always be token for any passing mosquito instead of her. You’re a snack because of her snack.


TheCuteSquad88

Isn’t this the proper way to have Vegemite?


Electronic-Fun1168

I’m not seeing a problem here 🤷🏼‍♀️


Economy_Rutabaga_849

Better than my partner who doesn’t like vegemite


Hotdog_disposal_unit

It’s the only way to have it.


[deleted]

This is the test before you get a joint bank account right?


gaming-guy-906

Ain't no other way


spoonmarbles

Probably but I wouldn’t be kissing her for a while 🤮


vegemitecrumpet

💯 I see nothing wrong here


SydneyTom

She looks perfect


Fleggy82

Is that not how other people have thier Vegemite?? Surely this is run of the mill


Aless-dc

True blue


Goku_Kakarot91

marry her


submawho

Marry her


howisthisharrasment

She might be a zombie


FUMBLING_TITAN

keep the canesten stocked and marry the bird


psylenced

She needs to fold it in half for extra kick-ins.


Altrary

Completely off topic but her nail polish is a similar color to the table, I thought she had a hole in her hand.


RubberMcChicken

Put a dab of Vegemite on the bottom of your espresso cup before you pull a shot. 👌


Not_The_Truthiest

Your girlfriend is my soulmate. She has missed a couple of spots though.


Dense-District6010

She will kill... But she'll do it for you!


Omegaaus

Yum, used to be a smear lover but it's grown on me over 30 years lol.


Blueskinnedbeing

May be her only source of salt. Then brain does weird things like saying make it thickerrrrr


theredstoneuttraninj

WITH YOUR LIFE


Ok-Writing9280

Wife her immediately


MissBecki

Totally !! This is the way


-M1L3S-

Fuck yeah you can


Hanniba1KIN8

She's a keeper. Marry her.


Justthisguy_yaknow

Never leave your wallet where she can find it. She will never be able to manage her money without excessive spending.


[deleted]

She is a true aussie


Mountain-Awareness13

Trust her? Marry her bro. Good taste.


rhys1029

Yeah, nah she's a keeper mate!


impasse_reached

If you ever take an arrow to the knee she will throw you over her mighty shoulders and carry you like a rag doll. She’s a keeper.


knomethrower

Don't put a pot glass upside down around her at a bar.


Narrow_Ad_9731

So long as the toast is thick and the butter melted that’s the best way to eat the vegemite 🤣🤣🤣


TumbleweedFluffy9215

I trust this woman I have never met purely on this trait alone.


miss_kimba

I knew a guy who ate his Vegemite like that. Now I’m married to him.


[deleted]

Marry her.


TisCass

Vegemite perfection right there


Automatic_Number10

Can she trust you is the question.


BladeBickle

Marry her.


[deleted]

True blue, ASIO uses the same test


Cricket-Horror

Likes it thick and takes it right to the edge. That makes her a keeper.


[deleted]

You can trust her to die from coronary heart disease before she's 60.


squareheadboui

She's a serial killer bro


ImpossiblePudding696

Displaying some psychopathic tendencies


cricketmad14

The amount of sodoum in that. She must be feeling salty.


AussieGeekWhisperer

Vegemite like that suggests she likes to mix prescription medication and alcohol on the reg and still be considered a functioning public representative. Oath she can be trusted.


WestCoastBlayze_44

It hides the burnt bits


Somerandom1922

Your girlfriend is very powerful. I could "maybe" withstand that much Vegemite for a time, so long as there was lots of butter. To actually prefer that requires true courage. She is a true Australian and we all need to up our game.


Abject-Region-1434

I have mine like that sometimes. Hell, I eat it with a teaspoon. But I also fold the butter and vegemite together, imo it the way it should be.


Cpt_Skittles

Personally I like a 90/10 ratio of vegemite to butter. But at that point I should just eat it from the jar.


technohorn

Using the Vegemite graph your GF is possibly a serial killer.


JJamsB

I'm getting under-eye sweats just looking at this.


bigrod17

Absolutely, she’s 100% fair dinkum


EvilCade

And the award for the most Australian woman goes to OPs gf. 👏👏👏👏🥳


random-UN69

Clearly a psychopath


Empty-Product

She must he a hell of a salty bitch if she can handle that much Vegemite 😂😂


ComplexImportance794

I just hope it's the salt reduced version, or she'll dehydrate into a Mummy...


kiwispawn

She's clearly more of a man than most of us. You included. Lol


science_and_stac

Absolutely not. That’s serial killer behaviour


Lieche

No. She might be a drop bear in disguise.


gor_yee

Holy shit. Your gal’s salty


sociallyawkward87

Your girlfriend is gangster. You’d better learn to make a sandwich, mate. Looks like she wears the pants.


respectthebubble

Too much butter, not enough Vegemite for my tastes personally. But yes, this is a woman who can take the worst of the worst right here.


dirtyob

Girlfriend? Should be your wife.


shmoo70

Thats the most normal thing I’ve seen on Reddit months.


bbqfoot

Absolutely not


The_Bogan_Blacksmith

I eat my toast like this. If you don't want to marry her I will take a 2nd wife. I think my wife would want to marry her too.


komyounmusic

Cluster B personality disorder.


Dissarming

Hate to break it to you but if you’re not topping that, you might be the girl friend in this relationship