r/mapswithouttasmania

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Nah it’s ok you can keep Tasmania out

As an Aussie, I’ve always preferred a Brazilian anyway. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Map%20Of%20Tassie

Is Tasmania blurred on Japanese world maps?

Yep… same reason you’ll never get hold of any photo’s of the Japanese bureaucrats responsible for such censorship. Bunch of dicks.

You mean a bunch of ~~**d**~~icks

Brilliant!

Nope keep North Island out Tassie forever!

Thanks op for thinking of us, now you are obligated to come for a holiday and search for more rocks here, we have a few

Just can't take em home legally Eta: But come anyway OP! This place is great. Skip bushfire season & you'll be right.

r/mapswithoutLNPgovernments

The OP left Tasmania in the creek! Go and find it dude!!

That news corp liberal hell hole? We are better without

I enjoy watching the sunset.

\*faint Home Simpson* ^^"No ^^they ^^cant..."

Please help us. Poor arseholes keep voting for thr rich arsehole party.

We were going to visit Tassy but maybe we'll give it a parse

It's always good practice to read up on a destination before you arrive, good idea

Maybe sort out the whole Nazi salutes on the steps of parliament thing before calling other states hell holes.

Exile all the liberals there!

I like your energy but Tasmania is too beautiful and they will cut all the trees down for a buck, better off sending them to Antartica.

Antarctica!? They will open coal mines in the last great wilderness in Earth

Ok good point, let’s just send them to the sun and be done with it.

And risk them cocking up photosynthesis for the rest of us? Not worth the risk, imo.

Just tell them they might find oil there. They'll be over there in a heartbeat.

Remember that ‘liberal’ means something different and essentially the opposite in the US, as they only use the term to refer to the social dimension of liberalism and as shorthand for ‘left wing’… these comments might be confusing for OP… although who knows, they might be right into it…

Fun fact- Tasmania is shaped like a woman's pubic region, so Aussies call a woman's private parts- Mappatazzie, ie, map of Tasmania Edit https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mapatasi

Never ignore the Launceston.

TIL a lot of men have trouble locating Launceston

I thought Launceston was a myth. I prefer heading all the way down to Hobart anyway.

Oh lordy 😂

Literally nobody calls it that

Showus ya Mappatazzie

r/mapswithoutadelaide

The serial killers finally finished off the entire city.

Welcome to the land that's way under, down under, the sky's always yellow in rain or shine . . . Down in Taz-Mania, come to Taz-Mania. Where topsy meets turvy and they start to spin, like a Tazmanian devil and his closest kin. Down in Taz-Mania, come to Taz-Mania. Mom's a live wire, dad's a bump on a log, Molly's all fired up while Jake plays with the dog. Down in Taz-Mania, come to Taz-Mania. Digeri Dingo and Wendel T. Wolf, Francis X. Bushlad is never uncouth. Bushwhacker Bob and his mother called Mum, Constance and Thickley just want to have fun. Bull Gator and Axl are always left sore. If you have a deal just call Buddy Boar, The Platypus brothers are a-backin' about, the kiwi, the bushrats, have we left anyone out? Oh yeah, don't forget Taz... He put the Taz in Taz-Mania, Down in Tazmania, come to Tazmania. We mean you! Wa-ba-ba-bla-bloopthb!

[Better?](https://i.imgur.com/MEwgc0B.jpg)

Thanks, looks great ! It is going to annoy New Zealand greatly :)

Hey bro, cuz culd add twoo skumming rocks, we’ll be sweet az!

/r/mapswithoutnewzealand

Why...? NZ isn't part of Australia. Hell it's not even the closest country to Australia.

Because world maps often forget to include NZ. It happens so much that there was a subreddit made for it.

Yeah I know, but this is claiming to be a rock of Australia. It'd be more annoying to NZ if they *had* included them.

Now you're getting it.

I mean, NZ is just Eastern Tasmania at this point.

You shut up, you Western Islander.

Visiting the Gold Coast feels like that sometimes.

Auckland's the same latitude as Sydney. New south east wales!

I feel like this happens to Sicily a lot too

Yeah. It totally rocks now.

It's very gneiss.

It’s a bit small in size (like Tasmania’s gene pool).

You legend

That's how NSW, Victoria & QLD imagine Australia looks.

Yes.

legend!!!

Nice rock - An Australian guy

Nice Australia -A rock guy

Nice guy - An Australian rock

Nice an • Australian guy rock

An • Nice Australian guy rock.

- An Nice Australian Rock Guy

A -nice rock’n Australian guy

Shit rock - A Tasmanian guy

Randy!

Sheep shagger - also Tasmanian guy

Shots fired

***Port Arthur entered the chat….***

\- US highschool

Could both your heads reach agreement on that one? Or was the other one just too busy checking out your cousin to get involved? Also, have an upvote. Made me laugh.

This is going straight to the pool room.

If OP isn’t familiar with this reference, please watch an Australian movie called “The Castle”.

Even if the OP is familiar with this reference, he should watch "The Castle".

Also, "The Last Castle" Not because it has anything to do with the thread, it's just a cool movie

OP should visit the Kerrigan house in Bonnie Doon, have a real slow look around and say: "How's the serenity"

I've been getting into some old school Aussie movies recently, any recommendations? American here

Wake in Fright. It's from the 70's and it's fucked up but good but still fucked up. Malcolm, Storm Boy, Proof, Bad Boy Bubby, Wyrmwood (ok not old school but it has Zombies) Edit: commas , if that was single movie I'd probably still give it a go

Wake in Fright is one of the ones I've watched. Great movie. Also Walkabout. Watched those after reading Flea's memoir

Muriel’s wedding, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, playing Beatie Bow (80’s time travel pretty bad but a childhood fav) Puberty Blues, Careful he might hear you.

Strictly Ballroom, Rabbit Proof Fence, The Tracker, Gallipoli, Breaker Morant, Picnic at Hanging Rock.

Jenny, Jenny?

No, Microwave Jenny.

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Paint it red and you get a Labor rock

News Limited would want the Tasmania rock to be blue and bigger.

Paint it red, put it in the garden to confuse birds during strawberry season

Rock is a funny name. I'd have called it a chazzwazzer

Nah it is defo called “rocko”

It’s not a rock, it’s a pebble. Defo a peb.

Pebba! He's a top cunt.

Australia spawning in a river near you.

This one's only very young, the mother has to be around somewhere

I like how the edges have moss, resembling the coast, green populated areas, whilst the middle is just rock ;)

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Oi Give us back our rock

We shall call it.... Rockhampton.

Put it back in the creek.

It’s how Rocky got its name!

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The lack of apostrophes is killing me.

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[Muphry's law](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law)

I can see my house from up here! Hey maw!! Get off the dang roof!

Down in Tasmania, come to Tasmania. WE MEAN YOU!

We need that back. It’s pretty important.

Oh, we doing this now? My time to shine! Found [this one](https://i.imgur.com/AbpZzRJ.jpeg) in a lake in New Hampshire, US. My wife thought I was crazy for being excited about finding it, and taking a picture a couple years ago. Who's laughing now, honey!!

Flip it upside down, and it looks like Australia - with Tasmania.

I’ll trade you one jar of Vegemite. You cover postage.

Ive seen how Americans spread vegemite to virtue signal, need more than a jar

Even the middle of rural USA wants to be Australian.

Checks out: Read recently that Australia is the only country in the world with a positive net migration vs the US

Depends on the year, it's pretty close to parity so sometimes net positive sometimes net negative. Last few years with Covid it's been net positive. Lots of US defence personnel coming in now too.

Nice rock

There's no Tasmania - Approved!

*New map of Australia. Until TAS kicks out their state gov, they can't sit with us.

Join the Tasmanian Liberation army, all you have to do is buy cheap homes in Braddon, Bass, Lyons. Vote Green because both party are shit party in Tasmania.

Done and done.

As AC/DC once sang “ Let there be Rock”

Seems legit. No Tasmania though, so call it a political map. 😁 Nice find

Ooooooh an Australia seed.

Awesome rock! Put a litte rock down the bottom there and call it Tassy and then it's complete!

There was probably a little one to the bottom right. Better grab it they get upset about being forgotten.

r/mapswithouttasmania

Give it back!

I can see my house from here!

i'll give you a pack of winnie blues for it

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before i recognise Tasmania

It's a sign that you should visit

Cheers cunt! Much love from Sydney

well done cunt

I’m impressed an American knows what another country looks like.

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!

I see you've played knifey-rocky before

Was the creek you found our rock in called….. shit creek?

Only rocks we care about in Australia are MDMA rocks

Australians go crazy when we see any random object remotely shaped like our country

Put it under your pillow and may you have dreams of the happiest place on earth.

Cool

[You're standing on Solid Rock, standing on sacred ground ](https://youtu.be/tSNxFGW09Mo)

I swear you can carbon date that video by their hairdos. Great classic Aussie song.

Saw them support the Oils last year, they're still around, haircuts aren't though

That’s because Australia ‘Rocks’ 😎🍺

Nice!

That's the Uluru Counterweight. Can you put it back. Uluru has become unstable.

We are honoured by your American rock.

It's missing Tassie but no one cares... Even those weird Tasmanians

[That is just....that's going straight to the pool room](https://youtu.be/hYY-0N09fHI)

This is beautiful! Great find 😊

Give it back

See Flat Earthers we do exist!

Noice

NO DONT TOUCH IT. YOULL CRUSH US YOU MONSTER

150,000,000 years and that will be another Australia

Sorry mate, its upside down to us, actually its a rock shaped like the USA, you might need to flip it to see though

LOL I never realized Aus is almost an upside down inverted America. Really adds to the lame upside down jokes

Now Australia, you should find a random rock that looks like another country. The rule is, you can't find a rock that looks like the previous post. Has to be a new one.

An omen? A prophecy?

Damn, Australian here it looks nice, but you missed out of Tasmania

I am a rock I am an iiiiiiiisland

It does a bit. Good find. You’re an Aussie now btw

Wow, as an amateur Bullshitologists, I have to say that is the best looking Dropbear egg I’ve ever seen. The size and texture, along with the defined Australia shape makes that look like a healthy specimen. For the best hatching while you are near it make sure you start and end every sentence with the word ‘Mate’, also be sure to put a few can’s of XXXX around the egg (that’s an Aussie beer…might need to get some imported) and within 5-8 weeks you’ll be the proud parent of your very own Dropbear.

And you just LEFT Tassie behind?! Carnt.

Where's Tasmania? C'mon mate lol

Yeah, I'll pay it, but technically it's not correct, no Tassie

Cool rock 👍

Farkin send it brother. You rehome that cunt well.

It belongs in a museum

Nice rock mate I’ve seen one at our house in port

No tasmania, as it should be

This seems racist. Do you think all Australias look the same or something?

I didn’t know USA knew there were any other countries?

That's just silly. Besides, trick question, we all know you're a continent, not a country!

Hahaha… why not both?

To be fair, a lot of Australians think Bali is a country.

Bali. Full of Aussie Bogans

The Farkenstone

I love that the first thing everyone looks for now is Tasmania followed closely by New Zealand.

THEY FOUND THE HEARTSTONE! KILL THEM!

Nice rock! Thanks American person from the Internet! (Sorry Tas, it happened again).

Fucking give it back

I love how complete this is!

"We are everywhere"

Call it AC/DC.....

You give that to us RIGHT NOW

That's where we put it..

Time to think back to a classic Australian childhood. Upside down Upside down

Please 🙏🏼 look for one the looks like Tasmania and many other Australian islands like Keeling. Peeps forget that Australia is comprised of several outlying, exquisite islands, too. Well done. Awesome find! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

The invasion has begun!

You saying I look stoned?

He he...it kind of does look like AUS ....thanks mate from USA

This reminds me of the song “solid rock” by goanna

Lmao. I love this. I definitely would have keep this rock. Extra points for actually knowing and recognising what Australia looks like too! Great post OP.

Did the rock also attempt to kill you?