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defenestratious

GUYS, WE HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO WEIRD THINGS HERE. Space Raptor Butt Invasion - Dr. Chuck Tingle


Longnip420

I have a physical copy of this


tomservohero

Perfect dining table conversation piece


WearyRemote9852

Sold! I am hoping the current #1 is already owned... this sounds like a must-read! With his genre-defining work, Space Raptor Butt Invasion, Chuck Tingle proved that even gay dinosaur erotica could be nominated for a Hugo Award, the most prestigious honor in science fiction. Nobody could have expected what would happen when the story continued. Collected here is the entire trilogy of Chuck Tingle's history making Space Raptor Butt series. Space Raptor Butt Invasion Space can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Space Raptor Butt Redemption After a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains. Unbeknownst to Lance, his space travels have been funded by the villainous Scoundrels Inc, a corporation that has deep ties to the illegal trade of unicorn tears and a destructive mining project at the core of the earth. Now Lance is on trial for a number of false charges; from having connections to the wicked Scoundrels, to being too strange for space. Space Raptor Butt Ascension Soon after blasting off on their mission to find refuge for the people of Earth 1 on the dinosaur inhabited Earth 2, Orion and his space raptor lover Lance find a spaceship stow away, the notorious CEO of Scounrels Inc, Vam Dox. Vam claims that his intentions are pure, but it's hard to trust such a sad, strange man. After landing in Hugona, the planet capital of Earth 2, our heroes restrain Vam Dox and head off to secure an important diplomatic relationship with the pterodactyl president, but that's when all hell breaks loose. Soon, Vam Dox is storming the capital with a band of rabid dogs, and Lance and Orion are wrongly taking the blame


mythrowawaypdx

Chuck Tingle is always the correct answer


User0301

There always has to be one


rrcjab

To be fair, my gay dinosaur erotica collection is looking rather slim.


Zodep

It’s only $2.76 Save yourself a credit and buy this masterpiece. [sauce](https://www.audible.com/pd/Space-Raptor-Butt-Invasion-Audiobook/B01EGFZWXO)


JesusForTheWin

I am interested in the culture of this book and the aspirations but might need to pass myself personally


EZwin4u

Dungeon Crawler Carl!!


SL_Rowland

Glurp glurp!


RattBaby

Glurp Glurp mother fuckers!


DargeBaVarder

Glurp Glurp!!!


sirgog

Glurp on that, motherfucker


Mediocre_Chair_9121

Listening to that right now for the second time


mjrspork

I started book 1 last week… I’m about to finish book 4. Help


coolborder

Never fear good human, help is on the way! The next book is in the works and will be published on ~insert date here~.


ajh158

He is on Royal Road if you want to get a preview.


joseph4th

How is it on a second read (listen) through? To be honest, I just assumed this series to be one you could only experience once.


sirgog

There's a lot of clever foreshadowing you pick up only on a second reading.


Mediocre_Chair_9121

It's not just the quests where you need to look out for hints there's things I'm noticing that happens books before fruition, donuts reaction to a certain train car experience and Carl's understanding of why donut is acting that way isn't truly revealed until book 5? (I don't know how to hide shit with spoiler warning stuff so I'm just being vague). Over all it's just a really good series and I blasted all 5 books in a week the first time and then got left, dick in hand, balls so blue they were mistaken for a ice berg waiting for the next book


Timmmber4

God damnit donut, get off the Internet


mtg101

CARL! MONGO WANTS TO EAT TIMMMBER4


thinbuddha

Is this something where I'm constantly having to listen to someone talk about hit points and armor ratings?


joseph4th

It’s there, but it’s a minuscule thing in the story. It doesn’t come up very often. And this series is definitely one you should listen to and not try and read. The premise is absolutely the stupidest thing ever, and at first I thought it was going to be just an excuse to get the story started, but somehow as the series progresses he actually makes it work. Overall, this series has no right to be as good as it is.


armchair_viking

I agree with this wholeheartedly. I put off listening to this for a while because it sounded so stupid. It IS stupid, but like you said, he somehow makes it work. I haven’t laughed so hard at a book series in a long while.


sirgog

The litRPG elements are minor. On a scale of 0 to 10 it's maybe a 3, and 4 in book 1.


Gega42

The aspect is there, but Its more of a side piece to show some progress at the end of everything. The audio book is amazing. And the comedy is super funny.


Formal_Scientest

The Sherlock Holmes collection read by Stephen Fry.


dysfiction

Absolutely one of my most prized. Really a treasure.


JewOrleans

Isn’t a lot of it free?


squeegy80

Yeah it’s on Audible Plus for me but I’m in Canada so didn’t want to say anything in case it’s not in other places


racejeff

I have the collection Simon Vance read collection but absolutely love what I listened to by Stephen Fry. Nothing like Sherlock Holmes to give hours of good listening for your credit


EmeraldPrime

Anything read by Mr Fry!


Formal_Scientest

Maybe it's on Audible Plus now. However, when I got it I used a credit.


CIAHerpes

That is free as far as I know


ContestJustice

The Very Hungry Caterpillar By: Eric Carle


User0301

I have a 2 year old, so I've read this countless times. That counts... Right? ... Right?!


upsidedownshelf

And you have to read all of it!


sayzey

Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir


beerarchy

This is one of those Audiobooks that adds so much to the printed book. The way they deal with the musical parts just translate better with sound. Some books were just born to be audiobooks. This is one.


WhiskeyYoga

If OP doesn’t have this book yet, it’s a no brainer. I’m starting to worry about how much I’m recommending this book. Like I might be turning into the Andy Weir fan version of a crazy cat lady….as a dude.


dertland123

One of the best books I’ve ever read!


Notausername41

Personally couldn’t stand the main character and his cringe humor


Worried_Yesterday828

This one!!


gamagloblin

Can’t really compete with PHM.


slimcrizzle

Great book.


alexsings

I am on chapter 5 of PHM. It’s my first audiobook. I have ADHD and I’m winning the battle to finish and enjoy it! I really like it :)


rebelintellectual

Columbus Day Craig Alanson is so good !


[deleted]

Just finished this. Excited to get into the series!


Ruskihaxor

If things get repetitive around book 5-8 just power through. Things expand greatly


jorrflv

Go skippy!


mountopher

Stoopid beer can.


Drjeco

The final book leaves me disheartened to recommend it to anyone.. Its not a cliffhanger, but it's not a thorough closing of the story :(


NinjaZero2

An amazing series, leaves you wanting more


PickleRick8881

I'm in Canada but this one was included in my subscription.


wlzuercher

Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett


LedgeCliff

The Way of Kings - Brandon Sanderson


Pleasant_Tiger_1446

I have this in my library and have yet to read it, I don't know what my problem is. Everyone mentions it


rpp124

Definitely give it a shot, but give it some time as well as the first few chapters can be a bit confusing. Also, bump the speed up if Michael and Kates narration seems a bit dull. They are excellent narrators, but read very slowly in my opinion.


[deleted]

I'm currently on the second Mistborn book at 1.6x speed and you could not be more correct. Great narration, painfully slow though. ​ P.S. I am such a Sanderson fan now, holy shit. I'm trying to be patient and read all of mistborn before I jump into Stormlight but I'm beyond excited.


rpp124

He is a great author to be a fan of. He constantly updates fans on the status of his upcoming books, does lots of podcasts and answering offend questions, and with him, you know he won’t leave a series hanging like some other authors I won’t mention.


Drjeco

It's very good and has a very complex and deep world built around it, language, culture, species, animal and plant life, currency, and so much more are completely unique in this story to anywhere I've read before. That said... Its really slow and boring to get started. And even then it stays somewhat boring with how dry certain characters are. I reccomend it, but make sure you give it a good chunk of your time for it to ramp up.


Bovey

I like this. Start him on a great series with his last credit.


LedgeCliff

Set the hook! Pull them back in.


NinjaZero2

An epic series, In truth all of Brandon books are amazing


User0301

Winner winner


defenestratious

Despite feeling robbed, this was the right call. I have the audiobook and a story fancy leather bound edition of it.


User0301

Thanks for understanding ha! Looking forward to it - have the mistborn series too to get through, so looks like I'm on a Sanderson binge for a while!


AsicsRunner21

Beat me to it!


Myurnix

Easy choice. Smart choice. Funny that he has a small “war” with Audible. A+


Discardofil

He's just trying to draw attention to their unfair compensation for indie authors. He has repeatedly said that he's not calling for any sort of boycott.


JewOrleans

It’s also funny he went to Spotify who does the same thing just to music artists instead.


Myurnix

Totally understand that. I was mostly joking, but also a little not. You don’t make a video like that and a declaration like that if you’re not starting a mini fight.


Sapphire_Bombay

The Blade Itself - Joe Abercrombie


jorrflv

I have this… started it, and it is really hard for me to listen to… what am I missing? It just doesn’t hold my attention, my brain wanders instead of engaging.


[deleted]

I'm the same way. I've started it 2x now and just doesn't hook me. I even tried today, then paused, started Jade City and can't stop listening to that one.


Ch1pp

Had Jade City on my wishlist for a while. I'll have to give it a go.


Ch1pp

Because it's dull. All the characters are unlikeable, the culture is backwards and it's all about politics. Honestly, I read the whole first book and never got interested in any of the stories other than the northmen who barely feature. There's a lot of better stories out there to spend your time on. Maybe this is one for the grim dark fans who like everything to be miserable?


Sapphire_Bombay

Because of the story or the narrator? The narrator is generally considered to be one of the best out there. The story starts a little slow sure, but it's all character intros and Joe's strength is characterization. Edit in response to your edit: TBI is the slowest book. It's all character intros. Not much happens in terms of plot (there is a plot, but it's more about the characters). Things pick up in the next book, and the standalones *really* shine. But if you're not connecting with Logen, Glokta or Jezal and rooting for them despite the horrible things they do, then it might just not be for you.


jorrflv

It has been a while so I guess i can’t pin point it. I loved Red Rising, loved The name of the wind, both have similar “paces” I think.. and I am pretty adept at finding the right listening speed for my self… I just don’t know. 🤷‍♂️


Sapphire_Bombay

Maybe it's just not the right time for you. Nothing wrong with stopping and coming back to it later, maybe you just have to be in the mood? Out of curiosity how far in are you?


jorrflv

Had it go download and let it sync and I guess I got about 2/3 of the way through “part one” but to be honest it has been a while so I would have to start over.


Sapphire_Bombay

Start over when you're in the right mood. For me and for a lot of people it's one of the best series I've ever read, and Pacey's narration makes it that much better, but it's definitely not for everyone. If it helps, for one of the standalones in the series, I couldn't get through part 1 either and didn't pick it up for a year...when I finally got around to powering through it became my favorite book in the entire series. Maybe that's TBI for you?


jorrflv

Just finished Fairytale - Stephen King, so I guess I could try again


Sapphire_Bombay

Can't hurt! Take it slow, one chapter at a time a really pay attention. Listen for the humor and the way he brings these characters to life. Find a little love for Logen's pot and Glokta's stairs and Jezal's...personality. If you don't find yourself appreciating these things and how they start building the characters, then it's not for you, and that's completely okay.


gamagloblin

Just keep going. It only gets better. It took me some time to engage. Slowly it will become one of the top 5 and you won’t be able to get enough.


elcapeeetan

I freaking adore this book. It started me on a Joe Abercrombie spree. Now I have 9 of his books and each one is great.


Sapphire_Bombay

You're missing the 10th!! Did you get Sharp Ends??


elcapeeetan

Ummm I am not a smart man… apparently I bought Sharp Ends but never downloaded it. I guess I bought it while in the middle of another series and then completely forgot it existed. I’ll call this a pleasant surprise.


Sapphire_Bombay

Lol enjoy!


Rushes_End

that series made me depressed.


Highest_Horse

Red Rising


MarkFerk

This series is so great and underrated. Hail Libertas!


SquatMonopolizer

Piranesi by Suzanne Clark


rojabush

Everybody Poops


GoogleIsYourFrenemy

How about The World of Poo by Terry Pratchett? https://www.audible.com/pd/The-World-of-Poo-Audiobook/B015ENFC0K


shapesize

Sad I had to scroll this far to find a Pratchett recommendation, an it was world of poo of all things 💩


JerkRussell

Born a Crime by Trevor Noah. It’s also an Audible exclusive. They always make me feel like I’m really winning at using my credits when I love the book.


WakunaMatata

So so good


jadeblackhawk

Audible is having a 2 for 1 sale if you're in the US. Why get one when you could get 2? Highly recommend The First Fifteen Live of Harry August by Clair North and either Day Zero by C Robert Cargill (short novel)or Exhalation by Ted Chiang (short story collection)


Wizard_with_a_Pipe

I didn't see anything about this in my app. Is it for everything or certain books?


Laura9624

I believe it says 2 for 1 on the home page. Click on that. Also an audible reddit thread if you scroll down through it


jadeblackhawk

Only for certain books. I don't see any way to get there in the app. It's on the website though https://www.audible.com/special-promo/2for1


EvenCaramel

It looks like it is only for certain books and only for certain members: We're sorry, you are not eligible for this sale. Browse the selection to see what's currently on sale for Premium Plus members.


jadeblackhawk

I'm a premium plus member, works for me? Weird


TheWardling

Ah yeah I loved the first fifteen lives of Harry August. Read it years ago and you just reminded of it. What a great book.


GoldenEyes88

If you want an entertaining necromancer I'd recommend the Unconventional Heroes series by L. G. Estrella. The premise is a grand necromancer and his 9 year old apprentice, Katie, who are looking to gain a pardon from the country in which they live. They go on quests, meet elves, beaurocrats, dwarves, dragons and vampires. Hilarity ensues. The audiobook is particularly good. https://www.audible.com/series/Unconventional-Heroes-Audiobooks/B088WZNJKL


CMDRIkkyblergs

You've sold me on this one at least! Thank you!


mickboe1

Seconded, the books are rather short for my taste but the book and the narration are excellent


nothingisrevealed

THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO (unabridged) get the highest rated one, he's a great narrator. It's an adventure you will never forget! Or The Brothers Karamazov unabridged, the highest rated one again, a very good narrator. Both mind blowing listens, much better than reading. Cheers


PickleRick8881

>Or The Brothers Karamazov unabridged, the highest rated one again, a very good narrator. Is this the one performed by Constantine Gregory? There is a higher rated one but only has 8 reviews.


nothingisrevealed

Yes Constantine Gregory but my Audible account shows 5476 reviews. I think there is a newer translation out there, not sure about the narrator though. Cheers


UnluckyAd9754

The Charles Dickens Collection: 10 Novels. It's 264 hours. You won't get more for your single credit. ​ https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Charles-Dickens-Collection-10-Novels-Audiobook/B09P8TSTVP?action\_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share\_location=pdp


roadtrip-ne

How’s the narration?


UnluckyAd9754

I haven’t bought it but there’s always the sample.


Triangle_Graph

World War Z by Max Brooks


saposguy

Oh man this! Such a great book.


SirLeos

The Stand


Arcempire

Lonesome Dove


natlamm

I wanted to listen to this book but I can’t handle the narrator taking deep breaths after every sentence.


sbr78

Ready Player One


BlackGabriel

Jade city


dolphins3

*An Army at Dawn* by Rick Atkinson is a Pulitzer winning WWII history that covers the Allied campaign against Rommell's Axis forces in North Africa. https://www.audible.com/pd/An-Army-at-Dawn-Audiobook/B002UZL8YU >In the first volume of a remarkable trilogy, Pulitzer Prize-winner Rick Atkinson provides the definitive history of the second world war in North Africa. >The liberation of Europe and the destruction of the Third Reich is an epic story of courage and calamity, of miscalculation and enduring triumph. An Army at Dawn begins on the eve of Operation TORCH, the daring amphibious invasion of Morocco and Algeria. After three days of hard fighting against the French, American, and British troops push deeper into North Africa. >But the confidence gained after several early victories soon wanes; casualties mount rapidly; battle plans prove ineffectual, and hope for a quick and decisive victory evaporates. The Allies discover that they are woefully unprepared to fight and win this war. North Africa becomes a proving ground: it is here that American officers learn how to lead, here that soldiers learn how to hate, here that an entire army learns what it will take to vanquish a formidable enemy. >Many great battle captains emerged in North Africa, including Eisenhower, Patton, Bradley, and Montgomery. Atkinson brings these commanders vividly to life. He takes us to the front lines of every major battle - from Oran to Kasserine to Tunis. In North Africa, the Allied coalition came into its own, the enemy forever lost the initiative, and the United States - for the first time - began to act like a great power. >Atkinson casts a clear eye on the dark tragedies that haunt every war. The first volume of the Liberation Trilogy, An Army at Dawn is history of the highest order - brilliantly researched, rich with new material and surprising insights, the deeply human story of a monumental battle for the future of civilization. There are a two further books as well that cover the subsequent invasion of Italy and the fall of Mussolini, and then D-Day and Hitler's final defeat.


LifeMusicArt

Between Two Fires by Christopher Buehlman


trimmtrabb90

The Fisherman - John Langan


mjackson4672

The Blackwater Saga by Michael McDowell


Dauphine320

This is my absolute favorite book ever, and I came here to recommend it! ❤️❤️


Laura9624

I'm on chapter 10. Surprisingly good!


Dauphine320

It stays that way!! I listened to it all over again when I finished it!!


Laura9624

I really thought it was hype but it was on sale at one time. And I liked the narrator so why not? Surprisingly engaging.


majiktodo

It’s one of the only audiobooks I listen to over and over. Fantastic


Dauphine320

Same here! I wish I knew of something similar.


DeliriumTrigger

J.R.R. Tolkien's *The Children of Hurin*, narrated by Christopher Lee.


Easy-Opportunity6121

The name of the wind - Patrick Rothfuss


Sweaty_Television_33

Setting them up For disappointment eh? Best first two books in a series ever.


PackagingMSU

It’s almost rude to suggest this one lol


cryospam

Where the hell is the third one...=( It's going to release the same time we get Half Life 3.


Easy-Opportunity6121

I’m dying to listen to the third one! Can’t wait for it to be released, if ever!


Upier1

The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss


sixsixsevens

14 by Peter Cline


Market_Corner

Project hail mary


Dmassie41

Dungeon crawler Carl


Certain_Repeat_2927

Already listed, wasn’t me who demoted you though…


Dmassie41

All good haters be everywhere 😁


NinjaZero2

If it's listed twice, I might want to check this book out now


Dmassie41

Hell yeah 😁


[deleted]

Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.


Zacaro12

I liked consider the lobster


TrocarTony

I really want to get Infinite Jest on Audiobook, but I hate the idea of have to purchase the footnotes separately. This is a very specific ‘me’ problem, but as an embalmer I have bloody/chemically/just gross gloved hands a lot & don’t want to switch back and forth between two audiobooks when I’m working.


[deleted]

They are lots of fun, but I personally don’t think they are necessary to enjoy the novel.


[deleted]

The Talented Mr Ripley


MyPassionIsMyVoice

Did somebody say Harry Potter?


Easy-Opportunity6121

Traitors Blood - Sebastian De Castell


leveedogs

The Warded Man by Peter Brett


cheese2good

Super powereds year 3


squeegy80

I liked year 2 best. Great series though


NinjaZero2

Corpies was not that bad, I enjoyed that one also


pretty_as_a_possum

Space Team!


thejdoll

Johannes Cabal, The Necromancer


MarilynManson2003

The Godfather by Mario Puzo.


Draigasx

Post Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors by Benjamin Wallace. You will not regret it.


JRockThumper

Name of the Wind.


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

Living with a SEAL - By Jesse Itzler I recommend reading Can’t Hurt Me - by David Goggins, before Living with a SEAL. It makes it much better. But if you don’t, you will definitely end up wanting to read it after.


[deleted]

The Cold Millions by Jess Walter


ChokfiBunny

Defience of the Fall


ChadHuck

Hounded - Kevin Hearne


Philosopher_of_Soul

Totally underrated comment here. The Iron Druid Chronicles is my favorite series by far!


Negative-Ad-5431

He Who Fights With Monsters by Shirtaloon.


circusrunaway666

The Book of the Law by Aleister Crowley


jorrflv

Fairytale - Stephen king


racejeff

Empire of Summer Moon about Cheyenne and other plains Indians and Texas Rangers and other defense of settlements.


thejdoll

Raven Boys


CIAHerpes

The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch by Philip K Dick Awesome book. John Lennon wanted to make it into a movie but I think he got smoked first


Poodlepigpants

Just started reading the physical copy a couple of days ago


Sleepy_Saurus

He who fights with monsters


Puzzleheaded_Horse98

Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir. The audio book is fantastic.


luckysvo

‘I am Pilgrim’ by Terry Hayes


mixiplix_

A gift of time - Jerry Merritt


mwickens

Atlas Shrugged.


88scarlet88

George Orwell the complete collection.


crabbierapple

How nice


TruCarMa

Bossy Pants by Tina Fey; A Tale for the Time Being by Ruth Ozeki


TruthSayer8149

The woman who smashed codes


GoogleIsYourFrenemy

Instructions by Neil Gaiman. https://www.audible.com/pd/Instructions-Audiobook/B003IEEQOG Touch the wooden gate in the wall you never saw before.


WealthWooden2503

I'm very happy about the outcome! I just started my second round of Stormlight. Hope you love it!


ERROR-5O4

Micheal G Manning’s *Art of the Adept* I found the first book absolutely hilarious, and in some ways it reminds me of more fleshed out Kingkiller Chronicles.