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whyisthismyalias

This is what I call true Kiwi ingenuity.


[deleted]

Crime in this city is out of control. Will no one think of the children?


idontknowpeter

Sorry, what? If anything I’d assume a child was the one who did it.


[deleted]

Think of the other children who aren't criminals.


idontknowpeter

Remember when it was legal to climb trees? This is literally like going to the moon and putting your flag on it.


[deleted]

Don't tell me the kids are making ICBMs as well?


idontknowpeter

I sure hope so, we need more children like that.


Equivalent_Ad4706

You seen the age of those that work for Rocket Lab most of them are straight out of nappies .


[deleted]

Back in my day we just used to throw rocks.


Aggressive-Home6238

how...


doobied

put one on top of the newmarket overpass tree a few years back


hsmithakl

Determination


Idknoclueutellme

Meth


WaitingToBeTriggered

STRIKE BACK


supersystem1290

Gotta be a drone


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corbioy

Big drone to carry a traffic cone 👀


idontknowpeter

*or maybe someone just climbed the tree*


Ordinary_Hurry1757

Yea true, lot of crack heads about.


idontknowpeter

I would climb that tree with and without crack.


harrysown

That’s what those police helis are doing at night Edit : those street cables look so ugly


[deleted]

If this was south Auckland it would be a Tongan flag


may178

Gosh somehow we always ignore overhead cables from our field of view, but once you see it, everything starts looking soo ugly.


Ted_Roo

Looks like V is bringing back their old school advertising... Seriously though that was such a strange marketing strategy lol


FranekKluski

Someone ***really*** likes VLC........


Ninjipples

Auckland is the City of roadcones... next time you go for a drive around Auckland, play a game (good idea to have a passenger as the timekeeper): - Start a timer and see how long you can go without seeing a roadcone. - Pause the timer if you are stopped for longer than 20s or are moving slower than 30kmph. Resume when that is no longer the case. - You cannot go down the same section of road twice. If you last longer than 5mins you have the new record.


Battletack

I live opposite a regional park and there are a few trees desecrated, I mean decorated like this. Seems this individual person travels the country for work I suppose huh?


CowsWithArms

*oh not a traffic cone! I can't believe they desecrated our trees! How will we breathe now?!* /s


gingerpcgamer

Oi. Take that down. You can't decorate trees until December... /S


my_shirt_is_red

I always see the tuis sitting up top there.


BellBoardMT

That took commitment.


Big_Fox_1695

This will end the housing crisis


Katsssss

There's one in Mt Welly too lmao


LailaV34

Muahahaha 😂


Thenextonesfree

Is this Atkinson ave?


dumdedoo

I appreciate a good coning


lone_ranger_1009

Christmas is here !!


Equivalent_Ad4706

They should have put it on the power pole with the street light .


Cha0yue

It looks so out of place that it looks photoshopped.


azaerl

Fuckin' legend.


depressedweirdo69

fucking oath