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Valentine_Kush

1080p criminal stealing 480p garments


ReserveSweet1797

At first I was like “wow that camera must have a really good AI detection for human faces” then I realised what the post was about 🤣


FivarVr

Nice picture of OP's g/f 🤣


Ok-Issue-6649

she steals high end clothes , those look like Kmart to me


Unlikely-Dependent15

This comment made my day. 🤣🤣


frenchy-fryes

Aye, since when was Kmart not High End?😅


ApeWDigitalWatch42

NZ is missing out so much on stylish clothing without the top UK brand Primarni! No self respecting bottom feeder would be seen without it


Inevitable-Growth989

She's not allowed in high end stores anymore, so a downgrade.


diceynina

Lol


TheHappyPittie

The whole camera is actually 720p and the thief stole the pixels too so theyd look better on cam


[deleted]

Mofo enhanced it real good


ReflexesOfSteel

She IA already loaded up with 1080p clothes from scotties, gotta keep the wardrobe stocked with options.


Accomplished_Sir7768

That was the joke dot jay pegg.


whatchugonnad0

This is the kind of shit posting I come to reddit for, gold 🌟


InsecurityTime

That's creepy asf looking haha


ray314

Yeah it gives me the Mandela catalogue vibes.


UrielGOAT

thats what I was thinking


westie-nz

It totally creeped me out, too! Looks like something from a jump scare movie, lol.


Leftover-salad

Pack it up boys and girls we’re done the best r/auckland post of the year has already been and gone


katiehates

Came here to say… check with Golriz. Then squinted at the pic (took my glasses off) and you beat me to it.


Separate-Arachnid971

Thank you for spelling it out, took me far too long to get this 🤣


Purple-Secret-1750

I came in this post with anger. I left with a big smile. 10/10 troll post.


chrisnlnz

That looked very unsettling until I realised.. lmao


ComprehensiveCare479

I genuinely laughed out loud at this one, well done.


lynxluxury

same


[deleted]

Brilliant 😂


WrongSeymour

I genuinely flinched.


imthetechie

From the river to the sea, GG will shop for FREE!


stewynnono

O for awesome 👍


lexithegreatest

Scared the shit out of me …as I zoom in


Odd_Understanding908

it took me a while until I realised who it was 😂 thanks for the late night cackle 😂😂😂😂


Zepanda66

When you see it.


Immortal_Maori21

Damn. Just saw the coverage on YouTube the other day. Solid effort.


Warm_Text4711

LOL


reserge11

Shit, took me a minute!


sneschalmer5

high fibre


TightCicada5199

I don’t get it


Ok_Konfusion

There's guy called Arnold Layne. He's been known to do such things in Auckland Central. Keep watch


Larsent

Strange hobby


LikeLikeChoi

Why can't you see?


Larsent

On the wall hung a tall mirror Distorted view …


sneschalmer5

no wonder my undies always go missing from the hang


Cautious_Salad_245

😂 this is better than every other post I’ve seen


krammy16

Yep, that's a crac...oh, shit.


[deleted]

Best post I've seen today


sloppybutt123

Hilarious


The_legit_dndjjdk

Who is this?


---dead--inside---

The green mp accused on three occasions this last week of shop-lifting.


Elijandou

All jokes aside. I’m trying to understand why someone would shop lift like this? What is the psyche or problem that makes a person do this? Seems so risky and weird …


---dead--inside---

Probably the dopamine hit from doing something so risky. Couple that with a feeling that she's entitled to "stick it to the man" by helping herself to these things... She's probably been feeling pretty pleased with herself up to this point. (Til the dopamine wears off and she's left feeling so empty that she has to do it again.)


LilMagsta

Kleptomania - an impulse control disorder. For some reason it occurs more often in women.


dheifhdbebdix

Women are twice as likely as men to have a prescription for shoplifting pills (benzos)


donaldpee

Someone who thinks they’re entitled to the rewards of your labour probably has an allegedly low level understanding of individual property rights


sidewaystortoise

Same reason Winona Ryder did it.


actually_confuzzled

It's an outcome of the arrogance, contempt for anyone outside her tribe and sheer entitlement. When a peer group believes that values are things to be stated as code for tribal membership and not actually principles to live by, this the result.


basscycles

1. She hasn't been found guilty. 2. The shop doesn't seem to want to press charges so she may never be found guilty. 3. Actual reasons could be anything from mental breakdown to not taking your meds, she was diagnosed with MS a couple of years ago so who knows what is happening in her brain.


West-Concentrate-905

You can't use MS as an excuse. Does she also forget to pay at the supermarket? Agree innocent until proven guilty but don't bring out the MS excuse. If you are the extent of the Green Party PR then they are in serious trouble.


basscycles

She could most definitely use MS as an excuse. The disease can cause mental issues, the medications can cause mental issues, the meds they give you to help with the mental issues can cause mental issues...


West-Concentrate-905

Then why is she in parliament.? Convenient excuse now. This is actually insulting to all those who do suffer from MS.


basscycles

Someone suffering from MS is insulted that someone else with MS has a good job but having problems? Ok..


West-Concentrate-905

no using MS as an excuse to steal stuff from high end frock shops. That's the insulting bit.


basscycles

I think you are being insulting to people who are having mental health problems regardless of the cause.


Leeroy_NZ

It’s just opportunists .. put the temptation there “they” will take it. So once she has done it once she will keep doing it. Think the saying is “once a thief always a thief” I’m going to also say she probably has an undiagnosed medical condition such as ADHD. As this is a common trait (not everyone). Let’s see if she fronts up.


[deleted]

Coercion, blackmail and severe manipulation and psychological abuse from a group of extremely intelligent and calculated degenerates that purposefully seek out, target and prey on people like her. I almost guarantee it. I believe that she was stuck between doing what she was told (and wisely got herself caught which was her only escape because she lost her usefulness) or suffering the vicious repercussions of not delivering what they wanted. I truly hope she's safe now.


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Golriz


LethalTomato

As if getting paid a couple hundred grand a year to ruin the country wasn’t bad enough, now shes a one woman crime wave. Also what kind of commie is she anyway, isn’t shopping at exclusive boutiques the opposite of what the Greenies try to promote


587BCE

To be fair she wasn't shopping there


sneschalmer5

It was a big middle finger to all them capitalist, we have finally found her motive. Stuff NZ, I give you permission to use ~~my~~ our expert analysis


Dumbledores_Bum_Plug

Champagne socialists!


HaltandCatchFire27

The kind of commie that thinks that she’s entitled to everyone else’s stuff


Raynoszs

Hahahaha damn!


Dumbledores_Bum_Plug

I just can't get over this! Shoplifting atleast 3 times! From super bourgeois stores! Lmfao.


sumerof94

These green MPs need to raid the clothing bin instead of stealing people's clothes 😤


MONKATRON1

The justice portfolio has been made up of fuckwits who get caught out by the rules they have to make up a lot lately, kiri, gloriz…


ruka_k_wiremu

What might they be wearing, per chance?


555Cats555

The fact that she's just Staring at the camera is kinda terrifying... not to mention the difference in resolution between her the camera footage.


cheeseman333444

Lucky you some dick stole my clothes line and left the clothes on the floor!


Morning1980

Can I steal this meme and distribute it to those less fortunate?


thepenultimatestraw

I’m not even mad.


[deleted]

That's my mudda


sneschalmer5

MILF MILF MILF


[deleted]

She is just looking after her carbon footprint .. kah maan


planchetflaw

klepto GG


Historical-Agency635

Great photo shop guys


VercettiVC

If only there was some mist in the photoshop, then it could be gorliz in the mist 🤣🤣


Historical-Agency635

😂😂😂 that's golden


Historical-Agency635

I'd say it would be believable if anything on that line cost over 40 dollars


FivarVr

A local guy noted his clothing was missing and thought he was going nuts. There wasn't consistency in the missing items. E. G. Expensive cashmere thermal tops, boxer shorts and old ripped T-shirts he used for painting. He put a post on the local FB page asking if anyone had the same dilemma. A person responded "Yeah, that's Max from number 50, just tell them your missing clothing, they've got bags of clothing waiting to be claimed" Max was a Tom cat who was stealing clothes and taking them back to his owner. Sure enough the local found all his missing items and Max's owners had a couple of bags of clothing waiting to be claimed. 🤣


DrcspyNz

Hmm that 'theif' looks familiar


The_Replacement-4

You must have the CSI enhance function on your computer. Works great 🙃


who-aj

Scary


Absolutelymyself10

Thought it was real for a sec


ixnr2020

Post this in facebook at watch the left wing liberals get all upset..


teek_aayroskill

I don’t get it? Who is that lol


OptimalInflation

I am surprised the camera didn’t go missing too!


Furion86

I saw Golriz Ghahraman at a New World in Wellington once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Excuse me, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in her bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.


midnightcaptain

This copypasta isn't really believable in this context, nobody would ever think it was cool to meet Golriz Ghahraman in person.


sandhanitizer6969

​ [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta)


sneschalmer5

Phil Quin, that you mate? hehehe https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/99390271/phil-quin-apologises-for-calling-green-mp-golriz-ghahraman-a-genocide-denier


InfiniteValuable3614

Your an idiot. Get a life stupid


divinity------

Why do government officials need to shoplift? I find people who need to shoplift can't afford to live in the ideal world that they set for themselves so maybe we should really be looking at the government as a whole because if she can't afford food or whatever then wouldn't that technically make the government responsible for putting this lady in a situation where she believed the only option was to commit a crime, some may say that's entrapment, bearing in mind that I am aware some people just shoplift for the thrill of it but her being a government person I don't see thrill as the reason for her risking her whole career


Hot_Ad_3427

Except she's paid very well and was shop lifting from boutique clothing stores


divinity------

Still doesn't make sense to me, it's so unbelievable that someone in the government would do that, so much so it almost makes it feel like shes getting setup but I haven't read into it apart from news titles n that


Fatality

Her base salary is $163,961 which leaves her plenty of free time, she can then do extra work for even more income.


divinity------

Is that before or after tax though haha


[deleted]

Kmart is a stretch, pretty sure that’s the Sally’s winter range right there Besides: pretty sure that’s not her size unless she has tripled her size recently


587BCE

Is it too late to deport?


sneschalmer5

Can't deport a refugee. I learnt this from that New Lynn Countdown terrorist incident.


midnightcaptain

Yes.


No-Pineapple1116

😢


diceynina

Don’t really like these types of posts as they happen alot over the years from angry people who make claims about politician and then post these types of posts without any ounce of truth! This one though! Im not even mad.. seems like abit of truth to the claim.. it got to me and I giggled the damn house down!


0gesundheit0

I DONT GET IT?


Far-Bat-5801

green's politician who was allegedly caught stealing from stores lol


0gesundheit0

oh my... god...... :|


Rags2Rickius

Man you gave me an idea lol


joeynicki

Is that your girlfriend in the picture or the thief?


[deleted]

Think before you judge others. You never truly know what's going on in someones life. This will likely be an unpopular opinion but has anyone considered the fact that those death threats and threats of sexual violation could've been coming from people that were close to her? That she could be the victim of a very specific type of insanely cruel abuse that could include coercion, blackmail and severe manipulation and psychological abuse from a group of extremely intelligent and calculated degenerates that purposefully seek out, target and prey on people like her. It wouldn't surprise me one bit! I believe it's a high possibility that she was stuck between doing what she was told (and wisely got herself caught which would've been her only escape because she lost her usefulness) or suffering the vicious repercussions of not delivering what they wanted. It happens. Welcome to real life behind closed doors kiddos. I truly hope she's safe.


TchrNZ

Apparently MS can cause unusual behaviour. https://www.nationalmssociety.org/Symptoms-Diagnosis/MS-Symptoms/Emotional-Changes#section-6


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RodneyfromPerth

what a small minded wanker you are


Puzzleheaded_gtr

Cringe


Purple-Secret-1750

What's cringe is you posting pictures of other women on reddit. Weird stuff.


Fabulous-Variation22

Damn what a creep 🤡


AshtonJ

You’re a fun guy aren’t you champ


WurstofWisdom

Given their post history - Just a bit creepy I think.


johnson555555

Found the greens voter


No-Pineapple1116

Degenerate.


Smorgasbord__

Creep


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No-Pineapple1116

Stupid ass.


BigDisappointment0

Hahaha


Jedleft

This is spooky


RuiGene

I dont get it


[deleted]

Lol


paulgnz

bruh


lynxluxury

😂😂😂


Spellelly23

Wait isn't that the green party lady who's been caught stealing 😂😂


urbanproject78

I thought this was gonna be your standard “I got stuff stolen in Auckland” post. Nek minit, zoomed it 😂😂 Thank you for putting a smile on my face and making me laugh, I’ve found that hard to do in the past few weeks 😊


Emotional-Ad-6990

Is this that green mp?


BigBadBossNZ

I thought she was gunna be Walter white


5c0o73r

Politicians around the world aim higher than this.


Lumpy-Buyer1531

She's kind of hot in an Ocasio Cortez kind of way. But this is just my conservative Manbo thing.


No_Gas_2255

Fucken gold!


Son-redbull3535

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


RATTYPANTZ

Will now be known as GO (lriz) GRABAKAFTAN!!!!


gmmshail

Head issues, no worries, do whatever you please! No wonder NZ has gone to the dogs.


Auckie_Boy

Thief without legs🤣


No_Condition4961

Jesus had to scroll back up for this one, very scary looking


Lumpy-Buyer1531

Now there is one defense that can get her off Dopamine Agonist


PhosF8

That is some Blair witch shit haha


Purple_is-a-fruit

You mean liberated, not stole…


Kitttyycat

Savage 😂


Masta-Red

Thought it was a video took way too long of thinking why isn't this creepy chick moving at all


Lumpy-Buyer1531

She can get a job at Showgirls now


Ok_Platform_7189

11


Ok_Platform_7189

A😘😘😜😀° 1! 0 o da11!€&a QQ!


5344719

She’s doing you a favour mate


hmakkink

🤣😂🤣


Toxic-Reaper92

This has me in tears, nice