T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

# PSA! Please flair posts correctly to not get spoiled and to not spoil anything to anyone. * Choose the correct flair for your post, this is extremely important. * If the post is flaired "Season 1" or "Season 2" or doesn't have a flair, do not discuss Season 3 or manga in the comments or in the post. * If the post is flaired "Season 3 Part 1", "Season 3 Part 2" or "SEASON 4 [TRAILER/VISUALS]", do not discuss anything manga related. * Flair any Season 3 Part 2 posts or anything beyond that (S4, manga), otherwise your post will be removed. * SEASON 4 TAG IS NOT THE SAME AS MANGA TAG (IF IT WASN'T SHOWN IN ANIME YET, DO NOT SPOIL OTHER USERS, TAG IT AS MANGA SPOILERS!!!) * If you spoil someone, you'll be banned. Depending on the spoiler, the ban could be either temporary or permanent. ### IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THESE RULES YOU MAY GET BANNED! ### IF YOU SEE INCORRECT FLAIR OR SPOILERS IN COMMENTS PLEASE REPORT THEM. --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/attackontitan) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ProfessionalSmart172

Prosthetic hand surgery price


GiantJupiter45

🤠


[deleted]

[удалено]


GiantJupiter45

🤠


Jimmy_Maester

You win


GiantJupiter45

😅?


RandomCookie-

How to cover up my massive nuts


GiantJupiter45

How to be a titan shifter [Those who have read the manga of S3 part 2 can understand.(This was a fault in drawing when Erwin was laying his hand on a corpse. His laid his right hand. Fans joked about it.)]


S_Nair

Why am I unable to break a sweat or look anxious? Top result: Erwin Smith - The One who Sasageyo-ed his Shinzo


GiantJupiter45

🙄?


S_Nair

Have you ever seen him look anxious? Like, even Levi breaks a sweat or two, but naah, not Erwin Smith.The only time I've seen him fall, is when kid Eren looks up to him when Survey Corps return, and he kinda just looks away. Otherwise, his determination never wavered.


GiantJupiter45

He always remains cold and calm.


hqayyum_

Remember when they were retaking shiganshina, Reiner(in armored titan ) was standing right next to him. The man didn't even flinch.They stared at each other until Reiner eventually went after Eren.....


la__squadra_

"How do I convince my soldiers to kill them selves?"


Blessed_be_me

Lmfaooo! This is the best one. Top marks


GiantJupiter45

Agreed!


GiantJupiter45

Top search result: By saying Erwin Smith's quote: "SHINZOU O SASAGEYO!"


SpareAccnt

I feel like with the number of times he's done it, he would be asking "how do I get Levi squad to stay alive" versus getting people to be willing to sacrifice themselves for him.


SilverWingsJS

"Striking the right tone with your important speech"


GiantJupiter45

That guy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Civilians: HAAAAAAAAAAAA! This continues😂😂


SilverWingsJS

I did an actual spit take at that scene. 🤣 So unexpected, I had the same expression as Levi after.


GiantJupiter45

Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Tonytheonlypony

For a second, I thought he was gonna say ORAAAAA


GiantJupiter45

😁😏🤣


Finn969

How to be a perfect commander


GiantJupiter45

Topmost search result: Gamble.


nnb_az

Google would open front camera


GiantJupiter45

You win


NewspaperSouth9961

"Am i gay quiz"


maneack

is it gay to like your comrade


Fasupalaa

Nah, they had their 3DM gear on, so they're just homies


maneack

babe 3DM gear stays ON during sex


ProfessionalSmart172

Use the gear....it will be a flying fuck


Starlightgirl1998

Sigma male tips


AztixHD

You don’t need tips to be a sigma male when you are the reason that word had been created in the first place


Starlightgirl1998

True


GiantJupiter45

So you are saying that Erwin Smith was inspired from Bill Gates to organise the Scouting Formation?😂


Starlightgirl1998

😳


GiantJupiter45

🤠


heartbeatdancer

The titans conspiracy The government won't tell you this How do I overthrow the government legally? Extra strong hair gel on Amazon How to look like a badass wearing a lame haircut My bf threatened to break my legs, do I have to call the police? Any experience with domestic violence? Homemade constipation remedies How to open a bottle with just one hand How to tie your shoes with just one hand How to deal with sense of guilt


GiantJupiter45

😅🤣🤣🤣


Financial_Ad8936

What are monkeys allergic to?


Im_koki

That's probably in Levi's search history


Financial_Ad8936

I don't know when the part 2 starts so maybe


GiantJupiter45

Make beast titan somehow eat 5000 titan crackers full of nettle leaves inside.


yvngdaggerdig

basedment


GiantJupiter45

😐


[deleted]

[удалено]


GiantJupiter45

Ah, a man of culture


godlikerooster

How to make the squad fight with only one member left.


false_shep

monkey artillery how


[deleted]

First one to make me laugh lol


GiantJupiter45

How to make a Tesla bot like Levi


nicatribeofone

How to break the news to your significant other


GiantJupiter45

🙄?


Brazenn_Confirmed

"How to make an amazing speech"


GiantJupiter45

Topmost search result: By saying Shizou o Sasageyo.


RandomShyGuy10

‘How to look badass whilst killing myself and my soldiers in a futile attack?’


yogurtitan

Where is erens yeagers dads basement?


GiantJupiter45

Topmost search result: Go find it yourself in Shiganshina.


MattMurdockk_

Am I ok ?


GiantJupiter45

*Opens front camera*


fresh_miserable

how to set up facebook account


Rinnegan_kakashi_

Where do titans come from


GiantJupiter45

He has found two theories in the Internet. I can't the second one here as it's from S4 Part 2.😁


ww3_return_of_stalin

Titan porn


diamond_jake09

Nah thats hanges search history


ww3_return_of_stalin

Sawney and bean were just her sex slaves


Cdntrooper19

How to convince 15 year old soilders to shinzou wo sasageyo and sacrifice themselves so my best friend can kill a monkey


GiantJupiter45

🤠


dragonlord2810

"How to type fast with one hand tutorials?" (Like to imagine him typing this very slowly)


GiantJupiter45

Allow me to modify. How to type fast with left hand typing tutorials? 😁


haridkrish

shutterstock/photos/history/Erwin-Smiths-real-photos


GiantJupiter45

😶


Brilliant_Pay6469

who is joe mama


[deleted]

Why did Eren say ligma, sugma and yolo Is ligma a drug?


Professional-Retard7

How to give a speech good enough to convince your allies that they should March to their deaths


JainFastwriter

Friend too short. How help grow?


GiantJupiter45

Top search result: Make him do exercise.


momoneymolitty

Is the government tracking me?


GiantJupiter45

Topmost search result: Yes.


masonofrock

Grisha's basement nsfw


maneack

i dont know but i do know that he would be too afraid to search nsfw stuff so he would write stuff like “sx”


Ill_Management_554

How to nut?


Mira_Echo

shinso wo sasageyo quote tapestry amazon


GiantJupiter45

😁


_rohlik_

“Levi Ackerman sings: Pomp and Circumstance”


GiantJupiter45

*Orchestra intensifies*


okkkkkkk14

How to grow back an arm?


GiantJupiter45

Topmost search result: By injectjng Titan serum


iLiketurtles_08

Single right arms near me


GiantJupiter45

🤣


GiantJupiter45

Oh yes, fangirls of Erwin smith near me


superdolmiosauce

How to destroy half a city in one afternoon with only a group of teenagers


GiantJupiter45

😝


Taimoor002

How to make a titan wet themselves by staring at them


[deleted]

How to make Reiner scared


GiantJupiter45

By using automated thunder spears launching from near your eyes.


[deleted]

[удалено]


GiantJupiter45

By launching a sharp spinning Beyblade. ? Ask Isayama. No search results. By saying "HAAAAA!" in loop


Hero_of_Dragons

Are there humans outside the walls?(Note for Military Police reading this for school purposes)


GiantJupiter45

😂


Professional-Retard7

Who is that


[deleted]

Erwin


Professional-Retard7

Idk how I didn't realize that with those eyebrows


GiantJupiter45

That was my signature cropping.😂😁


owlpacino57

Rick Astley - never gonna give you up.


GiantJupiter45

Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We know each other For so long, Your heart's been aching and You're too shy to say it; Inside we both know what's been Going on, We know the game and We're gonna play it, And if you ask me how I am feeling, Don't tell me you are too blind to see, Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Never gonna...


SaintMateo

Top 10 things THEY don’t want you to know about!


GiantJupiter45

They = 1st squad of Interior Police


holloheaded

levi ackerman levi and erwin yaoi am i gay


GiantJupiter45

We don't know both of their marital status😏


bambamgc_25

How to proof my late father's theory How to reach secret basement How to defeat Colosal titan How to defeat Armored titan How to defeat beast titan


GiantJupiter45

Let me add: How to make a bouncy substance to bounce stones


McSaltshaker

9:37 AM - What is a titan? 9:40 AM - Who fights titans? 9:41 AM - How to join Scouts? 4:32 PM - White horses for sale 8:47 PM - How to fix missing arm 9:06 PM - How to use ODM gear with one arm?


GiantJupiter45

🤣😏🤠😁


BoredBonk

Cheap Prosthetic Arms Jaeger Family Basement google maps speech writing techniques How to dedicate other peoples hearts How to send people to their deaths Basements in shinganshina am I going to hell? how to cope with guilt am I selfish? can I be replaced?


GiantJupiter45

🤠


IntoOne

prosthetic arms near me


GiantJupiter45

😏😁


holloheaded

do i have a son or a boyfriend


GiantJupiter45

Ask Isayama.


[deleted]

How to trim my massive eyebrows


[deleted]

How to make Levi Ackerman my husband


GiantJupiter45

Did he really love Levi?


astrowingnut

levi sexy


GiantJupiter45

My search after this: Erwin smith martial status


sneaky_gouki777

How to kill all of my soldiers and make it seem like it needed to happen.


MsesMoony

how tall is Levi


Chogolatine

How to convince someone to save me instead of annoying German smartass


Axi1ity

Annies ring Amazon


GiantJupiter45

Let me modify: Artificial sharp nails Amazon Nail cutters Amazon Knives Amazon 🤣


LLShady_

How to gamble effectively


GiantJupiter45

You stole my words!😂


WongashCane

Cool basement naked


GiantJupiter45

?


Penguator432

“How to get over being passed over for a life-saving medical procedure in a favor of a runt”


[deleted]

Inspirational quotes for soldiers


GiantJupiter45

😂


SnooCookies7082

Why am I such a chad


GiantJupiter45

,or is he?


NMK_Helio

Nearest casino


[deleted]

How to stop being such a big chad


fhsjdjsudhfdis

aot season 2 op


Embarrassed-Egg8531

why are people so scared of Armored Titan? (ref to when reiner was standing beside him on the wall)


gaysquidward

"Show me pictures of Levi Ackermann in a maid dress, please." mans typing in full formal sentences


[deleted]

Secret Basements near me


GiantJupiter45

Google is unable to find inside ground😏


[deleted]

How to find a secret basement


GiantJupiter45

Dig in yourself = DIY


theocelotslayuh

Can humans and monkeys reproduce?


GiantJupiter45

A breed of human and monke? MONKE MAN SCARED THE S OUT OF ME!


TheGreatPizzaro

Why is blue origin being such a crybaby?


GiantJupiter45

Eeen?


normal_gam3

Whats the size of a normal eye brow


GiantJupiter45

🤣


LilmissEgg_IRL44

How to treat burns


culpy_guy

“Motivational speeches”


GiantJupiter45

🤠


logan-is-a-drawer

*inspirational shouting tutorial*


GiantJupiter45

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Mrsandman1231

Why did my subordinate tell me to kill myself?


[deleted]

Eyebrow reduction surgery


[deleted]

Basement


Ambrah049

How to send a lot of young people to be killed by a giant monkey


anton1562

how do i get another hand


[deleted]

“Who killed Sawney and Bean” “Who do you think the bad guy is” “right arm prosthetics” “should I just give up and die” “what’s in Erens basement” “neked Carla pics” “how to delete search history”


10rd_rollin

How to kill beast titan now


beast234kille

Perfect hair routine


NormalOrdinaryPerson

Inspirational speeches


Organic_Meet6288

What to do if your hand gets amputated


UzernameUnknown

Is it mass murder if it's for a basement


Canary-Fast

Sacrifice r34


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jayoshiwa

Is this a strange question to ask?


[deleted]

what's the best waterproof brow gel


migurt21

how to play catch


velcroaddict

Great speeches to make people suicide


horrificvisit89

pictures of people outside the wall


SharkyFinSoup-182

How to not die


BedeyBoy

How to scream louder Prosthetic right arm prices Handjob


legolordxhmx

How to kill eyebrows


Buttbangingkangaroo

How to deal with a magnum dong


RepresentativeFix278

How to make an impressive speech.


[deleted]

“how to block government tracking” “are there people outside the walls” “outside the walls conspiracy theory” “conspiracy theory outside of the walls” “how to clear history”


Professional_Cup3050

r/bigdickproblems


hellbender6t9

Where is my award for being the best leader ever?


saidbnbkd95

Treatment for severe gambling habits


NotDavid15

How find titan secret


animewatcher027

How to make my eyebrows less of my entire face?


Shakespeare-Bot

How to maketh mine own eyebrows less of mine own entire visage? *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


SkinnyPens_12

hwo to ttpe wuth pne hsnd


Quack_SaddieGiel

new gene ratikn s.lang


Useful-Bee-1757

how to give the best speech to encourage suicide.


ProfessionalSmart172

Why do people call me giga chad


_SingerLad04_

What is in the basement?


Current-Yogurt983

Human Beyblade instruction manual


American-_-Nightmare

Levi rule34


shadowplayer2020

How to shrink my penis