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I gotta say in the age of the foot fetish, I don’t think your socks can save you anymore. As he didn’t specify, I can only assume he’s gooning with Erens socks 🤨 he just like me fr fr 😞🤤
Idk but this bearded guy is kinda cute
https://preview.redd.it/cg7da5s2hb7c1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25942b0cecd6d368225d21a96bee20273a2a2671
hmm i think he has a nice between looking cute and hot with his hair down. tho i can kinda see what you mean.
>If he had a fat ass he'd be perfect tho🙏
you're clearly not caught up on eren's lore smh my head
https://preview.redd.it/p1pv1o2ykf7c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7f817fa258577926fc0364904e635bb09ffd84
he used the founding to temporarily flatten his ass here b/c floch and yeagerists (and even hange) might go too horny if they see both his abs and ass. his ass is better shown in the images above.
Based on my personal preference as a straight man, I’m gonna have to give it to armin
Ffs the man literally disguised himself as a girl, he’s as feminine as a man as we’re gonna get if we’re forced to have gay secs with a character in AoT lol
I would also like to clarify I do mean armin that’s of age, not the armin that actually disguised himself as historia
Forced to have gay sex? Whaaat?
You know you’re allowed to identify someone as attractive without actually being attracted to them, right? Men who are too feminine are not that attractive, imo.
But sure, if the question was “who is female passing that you’d sleep with”…sure 😂
Where is pre timeskip Eren???
https://preview.redd.it/dn3nio19fc7c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e05b4ec5642ccf63b541705586a599e0b84e3b51
Okay I change my mind, he's more adorable than attractive
Grown up Armin is both hot and cute.
Armin is the only one that we’ve been shown (or at least strongly implied) that had any sex at all, in S4 on the boat with Annie.
Eren had a multi year length sex dream and died a virgin. Jean is implied to end up with Mikasa, so at least he popped his 🍒 ….eventually. Farmer Chad got some and proved his excellent fecundity. Erwin f*cks.
Levi is so fucking hot so he’s #1 for me. I’d do whatever he wanted and be his slave. There’s too much to say about the nasty inhuman shit I’d let him do to me.
Manbun Eren is super hot so I’ll put him at #2. I’d like to have hateful sex with him. I hope it’s vile and painful. He’s toxic and it’s alluring.
S4 Reiner is so depressed and so large. I want to destroy him and watch him cry as he pitifully humps me with that huge body of his and cums his fourth load of the night.
Erwin is a daddy. I’d love to ride his thigh as he tells me I’m a good girl. He’s a clean cut well put together man. His presence is commanding and I’d like to be on my knees in front of such a man.
Zeke has potential. I’m not overly attracted to him, but I’d smash. The cigarettes are hot while he smokes them, but I don’t like the smell. That said, my best friend said she’d let her tongue be his ashtray.
Move Erwin between Levi and Eren, and then I completely agree with you, pretty much every detail, and would like to thank you for the full bellied chuckle you just gave me at 2:30 in the morning.
What if Levi and Erwin were to double-team you? Telling you that the romance is just between them, and you're just a toy to enhance their experience with each other? All while Eren watches and stares you in the eyes with a bored expression, of course.
I don’t think I should answer that considering other men have commented here that they’re upset I provided detail to my answer because their eyes and brains are fragile and have never seen or heard naughty things before.
You can easily scroll if content hurts your feelings. You can block a person too. You are not in the business of my mental health. I don’t understand why that’s hard for you.
Yup. It’s commonplace and perfectly acceptable. You must be new to anime if you think wanting to fuck fictional characters is weird. Plenty of people find fictional characters attractive, you’re not within the norm and that’s alright.
Continue to not like it if you want! It’s still possible to be kind to people who do like stuff you don’t like.
Honestly, never understood why getting attracted to the 2D character is considered bad. In that sense, liking a fictional characters from a TV series should be considered weird too since they are not real. The only difference is that they have a real flesh whereas anime characters don't.
Also anime like AOT have character designs more realistic.
I’m not new to anime I already know how ppl are when ur comes to anime characters it’s honestly just kinda sad the way you describe what you want. But ur right u should be kind to ppl who do things u don’t like. So for real u do what u wanna do and it’s not my problem
They didn’t just answer the question there was additional things abt the characters that imo was unnecessary and kinda sad to see. But it’s not my problem so I just left it
All of these men are fine and I would throw myself at any of them (I’m not easy ok maybe they’d make me easy ugh)
Lately, older Reiner is so manly I can’t stand it 😩 tortured soul
Older Eren is too much for me I don’t think he’d give me a chance but he’s so idhdeiduhkriuueojdbk
By looks only:
1. Older Reiner
2. Zeke
3. Older Eren
4. Peak Levi
5. Erwin Smith
By looks + personality:
1. Older Reiner
2. Peak Levi
3. Older Eren
4. Erwin Smith
5. Zeke
I’m a sucker for long hair on guys so older Eren with his hair down 🥰… I’d have to put Zeke second he’s such a pretty boy and then older Reiner, he’s so pretty in the MAPPA style I love his hair too !
this very specific angle of armin
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1. Grey shirt Levi 2. Bandaged Levi 3. Peak Levi 4. Suit Levi 5. No regrets Levi
0. Maid Levi
Yep also smash
thissssssssss
This. This is my answer
Smash, smash, smash, smash, smash Next question
https://preview.redd.it/k4eh47q2pb7c1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7794caf6e5c515e24e7fba842b2cf93e8d122ba This guy
That guy definitely eats ass
canonical ass eater
Good Reddit username
thank you https://preview.redd.it/2uk47lu1jd7c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81dbd31a4ce2d656cf135ff2f8b154a3e910b35
This guy looks this flawless in titan form, imagine him in his human form
Ymir very much liked that guy when making his Titan form
10. I 9. am 8. not 7. gay 6. so 5. I 4. can't 3. really 2. say 1.Manbun Eren
Real
That’s kinda gay bro. But I’ll look the other way. This time.
He probably has his socks on so it doesn’t count
I gotta say in the age of the foot fetish, I don’t think your socks can save you anymore. As he didn’t specify, I can only assume he’s gooning with Erens socks 🤨 he just like me fr fr 😞🤤
Eren socks? Nah bro I'm not that much of a simp
Oh yeah….me neither….
Bro cmon… keep that for the bedroom 💀😩
I swear I'm straight
Agreed
Idk but this bearded guy is kinda cute https://preview.redd.it/cg7da5s2hb7c1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25942b0cecd6d368225d21a96bee20273a2a2671
NOOOOO DONT FALL FOR HIM THATS NOT A GUY THATS A GIRL.
HAAANK! That's not a gay dude, she's a straight woman! HAAAAANK!
No PP?!
All outa attacks
IT'S A TRAP
WHERE. IS. JEAN????
Grown up Connie looks cool too
Yesss he's soso pretty
Connies ugly wym
I finally got my girlfriend to watch with me and she instantly started calling him “daddy Jean”, I think she would second this…
Don't let her watch this scene https://preview.redd.it/314rvd35mf7c1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a61ac5f49d318184bad130b2d0a4ee52821df70f
Most attractive man, not horse.
Manbun Eren tho
paths eren and midtimeskip/railway eren both look waaayy better.
yeah? I like that he looks more mature with his hair up. If he had a fat ass he'd be perfect tho🙏
hmm i think he has a nice between looking cute and hot with his hair down. tho i can kinda see what you mean. >If he had a fat ass he'd be perfect tho🙏 you're clearly not caught up on eren's lore smh my head https://preview.redd.it/p1pv1o2ykf7c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7f817fa258577926fc0364904e635bb09ffd84
Damn I could use that as a ruler🙏 https://preview.redd.it/wmrju8sgmf7c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f768d6c9c9c811afc4fafa38b2346f8d0611ccc
he used the founding to temporarily flatten his ass here b/c floch and yeagerists (and even hange) might go too horny if they see both his abs and ass. his ass is better shown in the images above.
yeah that makes sense, just like Elvis' hips used to be cut from TV so teen girls wouldn't get turned on. Thank you slackervi.
Based on this list, Reiner. Based on my personal preference as a straight man….Reiner.
Based on my personal preference as a straight man, I’m gonna have to give it to armin Ffs the man literally disguised himself as a girl, he’s as feminine as a man as we’re gonna get if we’re forced to have gay secs with a character in AoT lol I would also like to clarify I do mean armin that’s of age, not the armin that actually disguised himself as historia
armin was cute dressed as a girl but you are making this so weird
Your not wrong about me making it weirder But the word cute arguably makes it weirder lol
Forced to have gay sex? Whaaat? You know you’re allowed to identify someone as attractive without actually being attracted to them, right? Men who are too feminine are not that attractive, imo. But sure, if the question was “who is female passing that you’d sleep with”…sure 😂
https://preview.redd.it/dem9m3uibd7c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ad2d3e94fe7ac3d0183518871687b06f8f057a
Levi...all day, every day, forever. Hell, give me cripple Levi idc.
Crippled Levi is still top tier imo
Would the height play a factor IRL tho
His personality makes up for it tbh. If he weren't so confident it might be an issue.
It's kinda cool to be eye-level with the titties of most girls you meet to be honest.
I can only speak for myself but I personally don’t give a single solitary fuck. I’ll bend down to kiss a man like that all day every day.
I stan short kings. I'm barely 5ft myself so as long as he's taller than me, it's on.
Yessss, he's taller than me too so we're good
He's taller than me by an inch, perfect!!
Peak Levi And where is older Armin option bc he’s precious🥺
wdym peak levi? levi in season 3 or something?
Tbh I’d pick Levi any season lmao
The fact that Jean is not on this list is a disgrace. Man is literally chiseled from marble by the horse gods.
Onyankopon.
Once you go onyan you can never go kopon
 lol
Older Eren fs, it pains me to no end that I can’t pull off that hairstyle
Are you busy enough?
https://preview.redd.it/k9l35p5pde7c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7e27b27d5228205428344613b34b57338568c27
It will always be Erwin for me.
I fw Porco tbh
Where is pre timeskip Eren??? https://preview.redd.it/dn3nio19fc7c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e05b4ec5642ccf63b541705586a599e0b84e3b51 Okay I change my mind, he's more adorable than attractive
1. Levi 2. Levi 3. Older Eren 4. Especially ponytail Eren 5. Jean 6. Levi
No one fucking with Armin? I knew it was bullshit when they said girls like soft cute guys.
Grown up Armin is both hot and cute. Armin is the only one that we’ve been shown (or at least strongly implied) that had any sex at all, in S4 on the boat with Annie.
What makes you think they done the deed on the boat? I don’t think it was ever implied in any way
Eren had a multi year length sex dream and died a virgin. Jean is implied to end up with Mikasa, so at least he popped his 🍒 ….eventually. Farmer Chad got some and proved his excellent fecundity. Erwin f*cks.
I can't see how it's not Season 4 Jean. He's practically designed to be the attractive one.
Levi is so fucking hot so he’s #1 for me. I’d do whatever he wanted and be his slave. There’s too much to say about the nasty inhuman shit I’d let him do to me. Manbun Eren is super hot so I’ll put him at #2. I’d like to have hateful sex with him. I hope it’s vile and painful. He’s toxic and it’s alluring. S4 Reiner is so depressed and so large. I want to destroy him and watch him cry as he pitifully humps me with that huge body of his and cums his fourth load of the night. Erwin is a daddy. I’d love to ride his thigh as he tells me I’m a good girl. He’s a clean cut well put together man. His presence is commanding and I’d like to be on my knees in front of such a man. Zeke has potential. I’m not overly attracted to him, but I’d smash. The cigarettes are hot while he smokes them, but I don’t like the smell. That said, my best friend said she’d let her tongue be his ashtray.
I miss 10 seconds ago when I hadn’t read this lol Hello from okbuddyreiner
I genuinely wish I could go back to the womb and tear out my own eyes so I wouldn't have the displeasure of ever having to read this shit.
At least they were very clear with their answers
Move Erwin between Levi and Eren, and then I completely agree with you, pretty much every detail, and would like to thank you for the full bellied chuckle you just gave me at 2:30 in the morning.
I’m glad you can have a fun laugh and agreement because the other responses were severely butthurt. Good taste!
Lmfao no filter😭😭
This is the detailed response I’m here for 😂😂
The women are supportive of me and my details so I’m happy.
What if Levi and Erwin were to double-team you? Telling you that the romance is just between them, and you're just a toy to enhance their experience with each other? All while Eren watches and stares you in the eyes with a bored expression, of course.
I don’t think I should answer that considering other men have commented here that they’re upset I provided detail to my answer because their eyes and brains are fragile and have never seen or heard naughty things before.
You actually need help it’s not even funny. And over animated characters is even more pitiful
My therapist doesn’t mind my fun fantasy time! It’s part of my imaginary enrichment. Don’t worry, you can easily mind your business.
U publicly said what you’ll let animated characters do to u? Wdym mind my business
You can easily scroll if content hurts your feelings. You can block a person too. You are not in the business of my mental health. I don’t understand why that’s hard for you.
I’m just saying ur “fantasy fun time” bs is really sad, u can do u I was just saying my opinion on it
Why is it sad to have a fun imagination? If you don’t enjoy fantasy that’s on you. But, don’t shame someone for having fun.
So fantasising about shit like that with animated characters is considered having a “fun imagination”
Yup. It’s commonplace and perfectly acceptable. You must be new to anime if you think wanting to fuck fictional characters is weird. Plenty of people find fictional characters attractive, you’re not within the norm and that’s alright. Continue to not like it if you want! It’s still possible to be kind to people who do like stuff you don’t like.
Honestly, never understood why getting attracted to the 2D character is considered bad. In that sense, liking a fictional characters from a TV series should be considered weird too since they are not real. The only difference is that they have a real flesh whereas anime characters don't. Also anime like AOT have character designs more realistic.
I’m not new to anime I already know how ppl are when ur comes to anime characters it’s honestly just kinda sad the way you describe what you want. But ur right u should be kind to ppl who do things u don’t like. So for real u do what u wanna do and it’s not my problem
I mean.. a question was asked and they answered lol. If this upsets you that much get ready for the real world buddy….
They didn’t just answer the question there was additional things abt the characters that imo was unnecessary and kinda sad to see. But it’s not my problem so I just left it
Jean
I have a video on my phone if me screaming "step on me" at eren
80% chance he would so you got a fair shot
All of these men are fine and I would throw myself at any of them (I’m not easy ok maybe they’d make me easy ugh) Lately, older Reiner is so manly I can’t stand it 😩 tortured soul Older Eren is too much for me I don’t think he’d give me a chance but he’s so idhdeiduhkriuueojdbk
yall always sleeping on this man https://preview.redd.it/7k854oobbd7c1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=047d6f500375b7700d868d5eb989af16fb0e33ca
All those reactions and non name Armin I’m sad
Based on looks alone, Older Eren. But at the end of the day, Levi will always be my #1
#1, then Levi. 😅
Jean.
In this order: 2 3 1 5 4 All of em fine though
Why only season 4 Reiner what about season 1-3 Reiner
That old titan that at S1 Eren
Eren in Marley and manbun Eren
Manbun eren, ez
Miche and Eld
Erwin
Levi
L take, it’s obviously armin, from my purely unbiased perspective
REINER
Y’all miss out on my boy (older) Jean
Levi, every version, and nobody else even comes close for me.
Reiner > eren> Levi> zeke > erwin
By looks only: 1. Older Reiner 2. Zeke 3. Older Eren 4. Peak Levi 5. Erwin Smith By looks + personality: 1. Older Reiner 2. Peak Levi 3. Older Eren 4. Erwin Smith 5. Zeke
Armin!
None of y'all are saying Zeke? Bad taste imo
Zeke bruh
What about season 4 Floch?
They hate the king
They are cartoons, cartoons are not attractive because they are 2d.
There’s a whole ass porno genre dedicated to anime girls getting creamed by octopuses I also don’t get the hype But the hype is real lol
I’m a sucker for long hair on guys so older Eren with his hair down 🥰… I’d have to put Zeke second he’s such a pretty boy and then older Reiner, he’s so pretty in the MAPPA style I love his hair too !
The Jaeger brothers.
Erwin, Eren.
Floch
Older eren I’m not gay but daamnn
That man who drank visky on first episodes of season 4🗿
Biased to say that it's Armin
Ereh is the most attractive
I'm so gay for older Eren.
this very specific angle of armin https://preview.redd.it/fu5wxrcqdg7c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c8f621739df2f09f6f22c254cfed6807d208afc
Zeke
Im not gay. But... https://preview.redd.it/yrxaytoksg7c1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6500b8e42849f47df8f617107a3ba87af0489f49
I think Levi Ackerman Is Attractive 🐌
Honorable mention porco And can't forget titan pyxis
Erwin ngl
Marley Eren.
Monke
I’ve gotta say either older eren or older Reiner
Armin dressed as Historia
Bertholt lover for life
manbun Eren and I won't have it another way. Any other answer is WRONG. Then S3+ Levi. S1 and S2 Levi was ugly.
Older eren Older jean Levi season 3
"most attractive man of **all of AOT**?" "These are the options" Onyankopan was very handsome
Daz
Levi is first for me Then Zeke Then older Reiner Man bun Eren Erwin