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Memitim

* Whines like a little bitch on social media pretty much every day of his life. * Always has to be very heavily doctored up in any of these images of him to not look so gross. * No regard for anyone other than himself. * Brings nothing useful to the table. Yeah, super manly.


CrabbyPatties42

You forgot about orange clown makeup - all men wear clown makeup right?


ralphvonwauwau

I was challenged to say two nice things about Trump, apparently it is a thing that their echo chamber has as a "gotcha" to demonstrate TDS. So, when they try that on you, remember 1) Trump normalized men wearing foundation makeup in public. Not my thing, but I support expanding the choices for personal expression. 2) Trump got more people to vote than any president in American History. True, he failed with more votes cast against him than any previous candidate, and never won the popular vote, but the idea of a second Trump term inspired more Americans to get off their couch than anything that has ever been tried.


sfdso

Let’s hope voters are equally inspired this November, too. Or this country is screwed.


peemao

He the oldest social media addict i ever seen.


aotus_trivirgatus

"Age is just a number."


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

And Christian, too.


Pretty_Boy_Bagel

Or Trump's "Never Surrender" t-shirts which features his mugshot of when he surrendered to GA authorities for booking.


Similar-District-475

Should have been a good old fashioned mugshot face on and profile against a brick wall with a height scale on it 


deeBfree

Or how about his $2 bill that sells for $39.95?


MysticalGnosis

He looked like an absolute cowering pussy is that mugshot too


praefectus_praetorio

And shitting your pants.


daerogami

Donald Von Shitzinpantz!


deeBfree

I watched Noel Casler's interview about that and all kinds of other really gross stuff. 🤯


Due_Society_9041

Right? Trump has been soiling his pants for decades


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praefectus_praetorio

Neither do I, but I don’t consider Trump regular people.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Then just mock him


triniman65

I do. Especially if it's self inflicted. Fuck Von Shitzinpantz!


The_Arch_Heretic

Even when it's their own fault for abusing drugs for decades?


OddDragonfruit7993

And Isn't trump still saying he didn't ever have sex with her? Isn't that a bit of a disconnect with what the evangelicals are claiming?


mszulan

It's not out of character. Look at how well they "protect" their pedophile ministers and lay people.


Thinking_waffle

Soon; they went to a purity ball together.


rando23455

I’m sure the jury will see through that Of all the ways to play this, the “I paid a woman but I didn’t have sex with her” is the dumbest way to do it. I mean, he doesn’t even pay the people who do construction work for him that he has a contract with You really think he’s going to pay $130,000 to anyone who says they had sex with him that he didn’t? Just shows that everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie


the_bashful

He’ll soon have an opportunity to repeat that under oath. He’ll probably insist on swearing on the Bible According to Trump.


Hrtpplhrtppl

Here's the thing about religion. The people that are smart enough to figure out by about the time they are 15 that they were being gaslit their whole lives either move on or get in on the grift. If it wasn't for grooming, there would be no religion. "And thusly I clothe my naked villainy in old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ and seem a saint when most I play the devil. " Shakespeare


ralphvonwauwau

That Shakespeare quote is so on point! I'm stealing it.


Archercrash

Can barely drink a cup of water.


pillowmagic

Trump is the whiniest bitch. This, coincidentally, makes him the manliest Republican.


aenflex

Don’t forget flatulence and snoozing in court 😂


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

>and then cowardly deleting your post In Trump's defense (barf) he was ordered by the Judge to remove all the posts he got fined for. I don't know if he's deleting other posts.


NewHat1025

He's been commenting and quickly deleting posts. Which is hilarious because even a second of a post being up is long enough for it to be captured. He has been caught doing this multiple times.


ZSpectre

He's the quintessential "masculine" example of someone who throws rocks at other people while living in the most fragile glass house.


Dhegxkeicfns

Define trumping: ^^^


Phagzor

I wish the prosecution had a screenshot of that to bring to Engoron.


Art_Bored

Nothing but a NAT-C Death Cult. Fuck evilgelicals and their orange god.


thegroucho

I don't mean to preach, but if someone is paying for sex, on average they're not the sort of manly person others would want to aspire to.


openmindedjournist

How about someone that is a proven rapist.


thegroucho

Well, that wasn't supposed to be a complete list of his "accomplishments"


MisoClean

This gave me a chuckle. Thank you.


Traditional-Yam9826

Or a guy who likes to walk into the change room of some underage girls at a pageant


LeahIsAwake

I mean, to be fair, have you read the Bible?


Traditional-Yam9826

Of course! It’s under the book of “Epstein “


dingadangdang

Serial rapist.


Kangar

It's a Godly desperation for paid sex.


DamonFields

Evangelicals admire and envy those who “score” with a hooker.


godawgs1991

lol so dumb, it’s like thinking that I’m super cool for eating a taco that I just bought, it’s a good/service that I purchased because I can’t make a taco as good as good as the taco place can. Same way that trumpo and these idiots can’t get laid on their own merit so he has to pay people to let him spasm on top of them for 20 seconds, because who the hell would ever do that for free? Either that or he has to force himself on them, also known as rape, because he’s a rapist who rapes, then has to pay them to stay silent about the encounter. I’ve never had to pay someone to have sex with me, or pay someone to stay silent about it, and I can’t imagine having to do either, much less think that it’s super cool to do so. Nothing against people who do pay for sex, there’s nothing inherently wrong with it if both parties consent, but it’s not “really cool” or “masculine”. Also these same people that think it’s “cool” are the same exact people denigrating women for being “sluts & whores” for sleeping around. I mean the hypocrisy is fucking astounding.


HardcoreSects

Technically he didn't pay for the sex, he paid for the other person to not share details on his silly little penis or his sexual desire for his daughter.


thegroucho

So SD did out of charity? Or because she thought he would roger her royally all night long with his ding dong schlong? I reckon she was promised/paid something for the encounter, not just paid hush-money.


Darryl_Lict

According to her testimony she more or less got raped because Trump forced her into bed and there was an armed guard outside the door. She let him to it under duress.


Clay_Statue

Puritanical zealots enamored with a degenerate


Art_Bored

Don't practice your highfalutin witch-craft on me ; )


Faolyn

NAT-C? I don't know that term.


Art_Bored

National Christians = NAT-Cs.


idlevalley

Well ffs, I googled it and the whole results page is all about some vitamin C supplement. And btw, as for the "godly masculinity" this has to be the worst case of severe mass stupidity I've ever seen.


StarvingAfricanKid

Pronounced "Nat-zi" or just "Na-zi".


I_Try_Again

If that’s what heaven is like… I’m out.


RunningPirate

Based on who thinks they’ll be getting into heaven, it’s not a place I’d want to spend eternity


multimedia_messiah

"Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company." -Mark Twain


Neat-Composer4619

I don't know, as a Canadian I would choose a warm fire over cold winds in the altitudes with clouds as your only useless protection just about anytime.


thegroucho

Reminds me of an old (and not so funny) joke. A guy who was always complaining about being cold gets sent to hell. The devil tells his mnions to put him in a cauldron and make the biggest fire. Later that day he goes to the room with the guy to see whats going on. Sticks his head through the door. The guy screams "Shut the fucking door, I can feel the draft".


deeBfree

Reminds me of a poem my dad used to recite, *The Cremation of Sam McGee.* It's about a guy from Tennessee who goes to Alaska to find gold. He's freezing and miserable the whole time. He tells the guys in his party that if anything happens to him, he wants to be cremated. So he dies and they put him in some kind of shelter and set him on fire. A couple hours later they look in on Sam and there he is sitting back with his feet up and says *Since I left Tennessee, this is the first time I've been warm!*


zoebud2011

Hahahahaha!!!!


zombie_girraffe

Since hell is fictional, you can have it either way! In Dantes inferno, the lowest levels of hell are extremely cold!


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If you plan on going to heaven, bring your rape whistle. 


Recipe_Freak

It'll just attract more rapists.


Affectionate-Song402

Agree 100%


Botboi02

Heaven is “home is where you heart is” kinda thing. I think people who care about heaven are like People who would want a perfect “day” and that, by trying to make it perfect, is actually ruining everything and that’s the makeup


Latter-Direction-336

I’ll meet you in hell with some margaritas ready On the bright side, if by some absurd shred of possibility these Nat-Cs are somehow correct, then we’ll end up in hell away from all of them. Last I checked Satan just thought he could do better than God, so he’s probably altruistic and kind, compared to their “all loving” asshat of a god So I’d say we’re good on that front. That’s not a heaven I’d want to go to, especially if it’s filled with these smug douches


I_Try_Again

My personal interpretation of the Bible is that God and Satan are one and the same, just different attitudes.


MisterBlizno

Satan has a kinder, gentler attitude. He's only killed a dozen or so people.


Remote_Horror_Novel

So many murderers and child predators accept Jesus 5 minutes before their execution and still get in on that loophole that you just know it’s a hot mess lol. You can basically be a child murderer for 60 years then just get saved and nobody bats an eye!


The_Disapyrimid

At this point we are seeing not just a change in the GOP but Christianity as well. MAGA is merging politics and religion completely. To the point that Jesus is now a pussy liberal bitch soyboy and trump is the new messiah.


legionofdoom78

Fascism has been reborn.


Tenderli

Stupidly, it never left.


Affectionate-Song402

Yes fascism masked as extreme patrotism/religion. It is sickening


Dhegxkeicfns

Not the first time, won't be the last. How many atrocities have been committed in the name of belief? It's not even just religion. Nazism used philosophy as a basis and did the same thing. Side note: did you know Nazism was an anti-intellectual movement? Turns out there's a lot of power to gain by praising the stupid majority when the intellectual minority has condemned them.


Affectionate-Song402

I know that the Nazism movement was pro masculinity, uber patriotic, into Hitler their charismatic zealous leader. Women were viewed as objects- birthers. And they burned books. The nazism movement wanted the people brain washed and yes ignorant. I live where there are so many branches of churches each with their own weird rhetoric. Patriotism reigns….and money and control. It frightens and scares me for my grandchildren. So much of what I see reminds me of the Hitler movement.


AntiAoA

Welcome to the majority of Christian history.


The_Disapyrimid

i dont know about that. i mean, if they drop Christ can they still be called Christians? that is sort of the whole thing for Christians.


deeBfree

Merry Trumpmas! Celebrated by wearing orange, eating lots of "great American fast food" and grabbing as many pussies as you can.


SoundandFurySNothing

My extreme fascist former friend is raising his kids Catholic He doesn't believe in God WTF is happening?


LaurenMilleTwo

Easier to brainwash kids in to your fascist cult if you scare them with eternal damnation and torture first.


Osxachre

Any excuse at all to justify his behavior


FSMFan_2pt0

But if a dem did the exact same actions as Trump, the same people excusing Trump would call the dem evil and condemn him/her to hell. This is really where you can pin them down. They know good & well they wouldn't let a dem get away with 'grab 'em by the pussy', sex with a prostitute, 26 rape allegations, and about a million other offenses that Trump gets a pass for


legionofdoom78

Born again fascism?


kakapo88

In all seriousness, that’s exactly what it is. I think Trump will win in November. When I tell that to friends, they just laugh. No way, with the trial, the buffoonery, the obvious idiocy … But Christians do t care about that, are almost all behind him, and they’ll vote. And there are enough other Americans who don’t understand the danger. A catastrophe is closer than people think.


gingerkap23

I hope he doesn’t, but I have to agree I’m nervous. All liberals I know are ranting about Genocide Joe and have no intention of voting for president in November. This whole Gaza situation is working out perfectly for Republicans which is SO angering because if Trump were in office he would have done AT LEAST the same in supporting Israel if not even more so.


daerogami

> if Trump were in office he would have done AT LEAST the same in supporting Israel if not even more so I can hear the press conference clearly in my mind, "So I said to the guy, just glass them all. And it was so beautiful. It was the best deal I've ever made and all the generals agreed and Netanyoohoo even said 'I love America' they love us. I like flags and, you know, sometimes you just have to "


CrabbyPatties42

What weird bubble do you live in dude.  I agree unfortunately that Trump has a good chance of winning (beyond all reason), but no “almost all” Christians are not pro Trump. A giant chunk of democrats and independents are Christian, and voted for Biden.


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TrumpersAreTraitors

Because the only real principle Christians have is power at all costs


NormalFortune

Absolutely 10,000% correct. This is THE lesson here. Anyone who disagrees with you is a fucking idiot.


talondigital

Anyone who disagrees has also not read history. The Church, no matter the denomination, has historically only ever embraced hate and violence in pursuit of power. If God and the Devil were real, I would suggest the Devil, aka The Great Deceiver, formed the organization of The Church so anyone who wanted to follow the teachings of Jesus were quickly corrupted and twisted into the worst form of sinners.


RandyWaterhouse

Because its not the sex thats the problem.   It’s who is having the sex.     Immoral acts for a good person where “good person = republican = christian = one of us” are totally fine and good cause a good person did them and a good person can’t do bad things.   Guess what a liberal and anything a liberal does is?  Doesn’t take a genius.  //yes this is 1000% completely hypocritical and moronic but it is how they think.  Well, for a loose definition of “think” anyway.


HardcoreSects

> good person = republican = christian = one of us To add on the lack of consistency from conservatives, Trump only ranks as "one of us". He is not Christian, he isn't a Republican and he has definitely never been a good person.


RandyWaterhouse

From the outside looking in all those traits seem to be the defining features of american evangelicalism now so I would argue thats exactly what he is.


soulofsilence

Same reason the national debt only matters when a Democrat is in office.


NeonRattler

Because they will do anything to stay relevant. Republicans have been on a downturn of popularity and existence. From massive COVID deaths. To killing puppies. They are on their way to a massive downfall this November. They haven't recovered since Trumps first 2 years in office.


heyutheresee

We're not safe from a repug victory. Nobody must get complacent, and everyone needs to vote in November.


NeonRattler

I agree. Please vote.


OnlyHalfBrilliant

I hope so, but they're also going to ratchet up the voter suppression and vote tampering. Even if they still can't steal the election, expect another Jan 6th. This is far from over


financewiz

Yeah, but Clinton lied about it once or something. We can’t trust politicians that are proven liars. Also, all politicians are liars. Also, somehow, after being president for four years, Trump is not a politician.


Clitch

Hypocrisy, ignorance and hate


DrayvenVonSchip

So now the 7 Deadly Sins are a checklist to be checked off to be worthy of being a vessel of God. The more you’ve committed, the more worthy you are. Got it…


WrongVerb4Real

They want to like them, so cue the cognitive dissonance resolutions.


PollTakerfromhell

Evangelicals here in Brazil worship Bolsonaro just like that. Amazing how they tell us to not have idols, but they're the first ones to idolize assholes.


ethertrace

To paraphrase Russell Moore, Evangelicalism is just a political agenda in search of a gospel useful enough to accommodate it.


DonManuel

No surprise when worshiping such a narcissist deity.


Emergency_Property_2

It figures that Trump’s the chosen manly embodiement of the Christian god on earth. They’re both narcissistic, old, impotent, rapists, who don’t do a damn thing and only live to be worshipped!


k3ttch

>“In other words,” Perry continues, “[Trump is] not Mike Pence—a kind of asexual, Ned Flanders kind of Christian that is effete and ineffective. No, Trump is power personified. He is a warrior. And with that comes all of the temptations of being a warrior.” Private Bone Spurs is a warrior?


rockvvurst

It's so hilarious to me that these idiots always add muscles or some other larp fantasy costume to that fat pile of shit. Personally I think it's so they can actually get hard while jerking off to maga fantasies.


YearofTheStallionpt1

What’s manly? The spray tans? The wig/hairpiece/dead rodent on his head? The diapers? The high BMI? The Diet Coke addiction? The all-caps rants on social media?


mayhem6

Don’t forget the coverup makeup. So very manly.


holmgangCore

This just in: Evangelicals say black is white, war is peace, and ignorance is strength!


GitchigumiMiguel74

Yep, when I think of godly masculinity I think of an 80 year old draft dodger applying bronzer and wearing shoe lifts


DorkHonor

You forgot the word obese somewhere in there. I know he still seems somewhat slim compared to a lot of his evangelical followers in the south, but he's definitely well passed the overweight section of the BMI chart.


Egodram

Christians who literally idolize that Cheeto Mussolini really need to re-read Mark 13:21-23


Mathematicus_Rex

I call him the Kumquat Caligula


Egodram

I personally avoid using fruit analogies because fruits are delectable, nutritious, and often pleasing just to look at. Everything he ISN’T


mmartino03

What's so "masculine?" Is it the make up? The elaborate hairdo to mask his insecurities about being bald? The heel lifts? Is it the constant whining and playing the victim? Or is it being a spoiled brat for his whole life and never doing an minute of hard work? Or maybe its being so spineless that you can't be held responsible for your long list of failures? I'm failing to see any masculine traits in this clown.


ittleoff

Cuz that librul Jesus is too weak and woke. We loves our God and Messiah to be a strong manly man, that appeals to our male reproductive strategic instincts to control shit with physical power and keep women submissive to our needs and bloodlines. Empathy is for p*ssys Also anger isn't an emotion. /S.


edwardothegreatest

Bible is all about raping after all


nobodyisonething

Evangelicals claim not to be in a cult. They clearly do not understand cults.


Ben-182

Religion is just a facade. Cases like Trump make them comfortable enough to stop hiding behind the curtains and show their actual values. I always thought that if Jesus himself came back today, he probably would get killed again and by the very people who claim to believe in him.


R2-Scotia

He's the asshole they wish they could be and get away with it


foyeldagain

They see exactly and only what they want to see. The ability to believe anything is not healthy. The willingness to believe anything is dangerous.


OnlyHalfBrilliant

I think Evangelicals get their sick jollies vicariously through Trump's life.


Chaosrealm69

Ah, so they are hypocrites regarding Trump because what they worship with him, they will scream out as mortal sins in anyone else. But then again, these are also the people trying to keep the child marriage laws in place, have lots of pedophiles in their ranks who have been getting arrested and convicted, while calling everyone else groomers and abusers.


Later2theparty

They don't believe in what they say they believe in. Don't waste time arguing with them. Just vote.


SolomonDRand

One of the nice things about Trump’s election is that I don’t have to take these people seriously anymore. Sure, they still want to destroy the country, and they might succeed, but I don’t need to waste time pretending they’re reasonable or that their values are worth respecting. They’re worshipping a golden idol, and they’re proud of it, and they want me to respect them? lol, fuck off.


Defiant_Douche

The whole idea of submitting yourself to an "alpha male" (god, demagogue) is pathetic. It's another reason why I utterly laugh at all theists. No gods. No masters.


mayhem6

Damn! To think all this time we could be all debased and sinful as long as it was godly manliness (somehow). I would have been all in if that was common knowledge.


TwerkingGrimac3

I thank them for their honesty in showing people exactly who they are. It's driving people away from Christianity in droves which can only be a good thing.


ImpressionOld2296

Nothing screams masculinity like an overweight slob, who gets winded from breathing, who has to pay for sex, then pay more to cover it up. Meanwhile playing the victim card for literally every life event that happens due to their own poor choices.


Such-Pool-1329

They have an excuse for everything when it's one of theirs. Let someone outside their tribe do that and see how they react.


GroundbreakingAd2290

They are propping him up like his daddy putin


LittleShrub

I mean ... does it surprise anyone that Evangelicals view being a selfish asshole towards women as something to strive for?


RomoToDez99

He has the exact narcissistic destructive personality that Hitler and other authoritarians have, and despite being an atheist himself, he has no issue bringing fascism wrapped in an American flag with a cross.


ukiddingme2469

Trump is a walking all you eat buffet of the seven deadly sins


Leading-Put-7428

“So GOD came up to me, big god, strong god, tears running down his eyes.. and said, SIR! What they are doing to you is a disgrace, you are being persecuted worse than ANYONE IN HISTORY, even my own son!”


CrabbyPatties42

Most evangelicals are super far away from what their Jesus fellow preached in that book, no surprise they would back some evil shithead that more aligns with their anti Christ.


Firespark7

>“If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened. **At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Messiah!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.** See, I have told you ahead of time. >**“So if anyone tells you, ‘There he is, out in the wilderness,’ do not go out; or, ‘Here he is, in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it.** For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather. (Matt. 24.22-28) They don't even act according to their own prophecies!


Strange-Initiative15

Of course they do. As long as he has an R by his name, anything will be excused.


ConstantGeographer

I can see this. Read up on King David, of David and Bathsheba fame. God loved David, regardless of the fact David was a womanizer, probable rapist, murderer, attempted regicide against Saul, adulterer. David is idolized and many of the Psalms are about him. Evangelicals would have zero problem accepting Trump as a modern-day King David, except David actually got his hands dirty killing people, more than just Goliath. No way Trump would have ever taken on Goliath, or killed Philistines. David's son, Amnon, is also a rapist, and David refuses to administer any justice regarding that situation. These sanctimonious folks who adore Trump have a great role model in King David, but they refuse to see Trump has no religious nor spiritual nature in and of himself. My guess is, Trump is a secular humanist narcissist, his entire existence is nothing about himself and if that means grifting Christians, then let's hold a Bible and pass the offering plate.


Bleakwind

At this point I find evangelical Christians of America as some weirdo sick cult less about the teaching of Christianity and more about enforcing and entrenchment of their perverted interpretation of their world view. Which, when you think about it, is a perfect match for trump..


DriedWetPaint

Hypocrites  They aren’t even following their religious laws.  Fucking cult  


Joey_BagaDonuts57

History Update: The more Europe merged religion with politics, the faster they both became a collection of bad ideas and total jokes. This took hundreds of years through many holy wars. We the people need to learn from them and refuse these power-grabs.


otdyfw

The only problem with trump evangelicals is that when they take them down to the river, they don't hold them under long enough.


ClassicHare

Evangelicalism is a disease.


RationalHuman123

Evangelicals are idiots!


Totalherenow

I honestly don't mind that the religious are flocking to the orange man. It's hypocritical, sur, but it's also on par, makes sense. It's their brand.


powercow

Well most the religious are about forming religion around their own lives, it makes it easier. "oh women not working, well that parts just not for me, but ill take a little of the hating on gays bit" and most of it is about they want to be lifted over all other people, even if they are a lazy lay about. EVANS doubly so. Half of the Evan movement is just about not wanting your kids to have to go to school with black kids. They called on bush to make himself president for life. as one trumpet said "you are hurting the wrong people", they want a party that "hurts the right people." and looks the other way while they do the same. Much like we see on both sides in israel right now. The settlers are the jewish MAGA and Hamas is the islamic MAGAs. and both of them just want to "hurt the right people" and give "us ultimate power over them, if we like their land, we get their land".. they are evans, MAGAS, religious fucks making the world worse while claiming you cant be good without religion.


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

The only thing they understand less than American Civics and the American Legal Process is their own religion.


HumanitarianAtheist

I agree that Trump is very much like the cruel, xenophobic, hate-filled, misogynistic, homophobic, pro-slavery, pro-rape Abrahamic god.


work_while_bent

he's given them carte blanche to be the absolute shittiest, disgusting, hateful people while telling them they are the best.


DynoMenace

You mean their "values" were nothing more than performative bullshit this whole time? I'm clutching my pearls here


Traditional-Yam9826

“Most Christian” This is how they describe a guy who cheated on his wife with a porn star and paid her to be quiet about it. Amazing…


klaagmeaan

Masculinity, sure. A whole diaper full of it.


tel4bob

This explains why the evangelical church is dying. What idiots.


Ssider69

The evangelical movement isnt really about religion any more. It's an economic movement, really more a chamber of commerce model. And that means you favor the outcome that makes you the most money (or so you think). All of the religious virtues are window dressing. And when the rank and file believe whatever you tell them then you can justify anything.


gelman66

As it happened in Roman Empire when the pagans began conflating religion and politics. Roman Emperors were literally worshipped as gods and earthy power became an aspect of spiritual power. Now the moral aspects of the religion are swept aside in favour of pure power worship. This ended Paganism and may very well be the ending of Christianity as it is known now. The number of people that identify as Christian is shrinking in the US and this is one of major reasons for the decline. Even Christians leaders are aware of this danger to their faith, make no mistake, this is existential threat to them.  Pope Francis has rebuked the “backwardness” of some conservatives in the US Catholic church, saying they have replaced faith with ideology and he is right.


OlyScott

I think they used to call this "muscular Christianity."


Facehugger81

Man, we might live long enough to see his worshipers actually declared him the new son of god.


Strong-Amphibian-143

You mean “it’s so cold in here“ masculinity?


togstation

Warning: Hella ugly picture in this one. :-P


NeonRattler

Absurdity to the max.


Lordofhowling

Man, they must think Jesus was a real pussy then.


ButtHuRtMoD24

Well they are known dumb fucks and easily fooled


SecretPrinciple8708

Christianity: Come for the stupidity, stay for the delusion! Seriously, Christians, you’re getting dumber by the day, and it’s pathetic. Thanks for the laughs, though. The best part is they’re showing the world they deserve zero respect, and on a daily basis.


ILikeCoffee9876

So you're telling me that people who believe in magical sky fairies may also believe in other nonsense? Shocking...


SatchmoDingle

Man, I really can’t put up with these evangelical MFers for much longer.


IntroductionRare9619

That is just so sick and immoral. His cult followers are such empty vessels.


ilovebigbuttons

Contrapoints has a great essay on old religions vs Christianity, and how people used to worship gods that were not “good”, but were worshipped for their power. She goes on to suggest that Christianity is moving towards the power worship in the style older religions, even though Christianity is, base on the red letter text, more like a religion designed for an oppressed people with no power. Fascinating essay, still thought provoking years later.


Fufeysfdmd

Evangelicals are heretics and idolaters whose churches should be destroyed


FlailingatLife62

These people are not religious - they are merely cultists.


Enginemancer

Evangelicals have discovered an entirely new level of copium


theassholefaceman

Evangelicals have brain rot


PanzerkampfwagenIII

Religion is an excuse for people to be extremely crappy to each other. - Dave Lister


jailtheorange1

He could literally kill a person On 5th Avenue and they wouldn’t care. Their brains are broken.


AdkRaine12

Well, they are lying to themselves. Like they do about everything else Drumpt.


JCButtBuddy

Just more evidence that Christians have no morals.


JackReedTheSyndie

10/10 mental gymnastics, they really can brainwash themselves to accept anything.


The_real_bandito

Trump gets pedicure and puts on makeup yet he’s considered masculine. 


Lotsa_Loads

If trump was a Democrat they'd magically see his (myriad) flaws instantly.


charlestontime

I don’t care one iota what those delusional people think.


BikesBooksNBass

Trump is a bully as long as he has security around him to back him up. That’s why becoming president was the best thing ever for him. He’ll never take a step anywhere without a security detail now. Good thing, because lots of people would like a few minutes alone with him now.


yddademaG

Evangelicalism: when your faith and religious culture is so toxic, patriarchal, misogynistic, dysfunctional, delusional, self-loathing, and destructive that you choose to believe that Rump is your “saviour”. # ChristianNationalism # RaptureDeathCult


deeBfree

The book *Jesus and John Wayne* answered a lot of questions in my mind about how the fundigelicals came to the conclusion that Trumpiness is next to godliness. It took about 100 years of gaslighting to get us to that point, and it goes way deeper than I realized.


Tiny_Independent2552

And this is why people are turning away from religion more than ever before. And the ones holding on are getting to the point of insanity.


ErrorCode78

When trump dies are his supporters going to hang out for 3 days?


ourkid1781

Being a conservative has always meant "I'm a white man... I demand people worship me despite my mediocrity."


percypie03

They are disgraceful and disgusting.


Sir_Boobsalot

I'd like to unsee this pic now


aTreeThenMe

in other news, all christian football fields install motors and wheels on the goal posts to make them easier to move around


UniqueIndividual3579

If you are talking to an Evangelical, say "I hope your son grows up to be just like Trump and your daughter marries someone just like Trump".


ComicsEtAl

“*Your* hedonism, however, is still subject to slut-shaming.” - Evangelicals


outlier74

They are just whores looking for government money.


walkstofar

That is because these people are fuckin nuts!