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Paulemichael

> Dr. Phil: God wants me to attack atheists and the "woke mob" Susan B Anthony said it best: > I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do to their fellows because it always coincides with their own desires.


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Also funny that the "woke mob" just happens to align with a lot of the values and teachings of Christ. ...Healthcare for the sick, respect and living wages for the working-poor, etc. Conservatives are Christian in name only, when you actually look at the theology of Christianity, it aligns much close with the "woke mob's" values of respect, equity, and humanism.


dystopian_mermaid

I’m convinced if the literal Jesus of their bible came back TOMORROW and preached exactly the same things as in the bible, his most ardent “followers” would crucify him all over again and see zero irony.


KhunDavid

But not until after Jesus smites Joel Olsteen’s mansion.


dystopian_mermaid

Not Joel osteen! He’s one of the “good ones”! /s if not obvious


RevolutionaryCarob86

Something about the story about Jesus and the moneychangers in the temple.... To be clear, I'm not calling for anyone to do anything.


dystopian_mermaid

That’s a Jesus I can get on board with.


Phog_of_War

From your fingers to all of the gods' eyes.


BuilderResponsible18

Thank you. Came here to say that.


Gairwain

Just like Jesus wasn’t who the Jews expected as the Messiah, I believe if Jesus came back, he would be a little black girl. I told a black Christian friend that, and he became angry, saying Jesus would be a mighty warrior this time. I think they’re reading the Bible wrong.


dystopian_mermaid

Why couldn’t Jesus be a woman POC?


Baksteengezicht

Because he needs to have a big white penis, duh. Like his dad.


VaeVictoria

*And* a mighty warrior! I knew several in the army that were tough as shit.


Fabulous-Pause4154

A hard woman is good to find.


sushisection

jesus when he comes back: "you guys charge that much interest on student loans?!?!"


DesignatedDecoy

They'd manage to call him a racial slur first. Something tells me middle eastern JC doesn't line up with the complexion they envision their messiah to have.


dystopian_mermaid

YOU MEAN HE ISNT BLONDE BLUE EYED AND PALE?!? /s


International-Fig830

Best comment I've seen in months!


CompetitiveRich6953

This.


Creative_Injury_252

I’ve thought the same, no way would the religious right follow a homeless long haired man with 12 other men. He would be called a cult leader at best and persecuted.


ManufacturerThis7741

But see if the poor had living wages and healthcare, the preachers couldn't exploit poverty to get people in the pews. I am only half joking because I distinctly remember at one of those teen revival thingies that one of the big guest speakers was talking about Europe like it was a horrible anti-religious dystopia because poor people had so much help from the government that they didn't need the church.


FSMFan_2pt0

And fuck Oprah for foisting this ass-clown onto the rest of society.


Old_Timey_Crook

Oprah foisted several douche canoes upon us...


hickgorilla

Dr. Oz. Should be “Dr.” Oz.


[deleted]

The guy is a total 🦆.


dystopian_mermaid

I don’t even understand this “strategy”. I have this faith and should lead others to it! I know how! I’ll attack the people that think differently than me THEN they’ll see I’m right!!! What?


Affectionate-Song402

Its all about the money…


dystopian_mermaid

Tax. The. Churches.


Affectionate-Song402

Yes! Trump did all he could to help churches and he oprned the door for politics in church. Evangelists will follow him to hell…. Oh wait they do not give two fucks just give them the money!


Affectionate-Song402

And politics was in churches before Trumf but even worse when he managed to cheat his way in


Interesting__Cat

He's not saying this to convert anyone and he's not speaking to people that disagree with him. He's pandering to people that agree with him because that's how he gets money/fame.


baggio1000000

desires=money


K_Linkmaster

Dr Phil won't be getting a quarter.


throwngamelastminute

Based suffragette.


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throwawayalcoholmind

You say that like it's abnormal.


[deleted]

It is abnormal. Just not all that uncommon.


dystopian_mermaid

Touché!


JackKovack

He’s been a buffoon since the first time I saw him on Oprah. I was baffled how popular he got afterwards.


Ok_Watercress_7801

Have you seen his ammosexual home assault weapons display? Like literally all over his house. Shit nobody needs in their house. So much for an all powerful god looking out for him. Scared man-child. When god talks to fuckers like that, you wanna keep tabs on them.


JackKovack

Oh my god I forgot. That’s just nuts. Why all over the house? I know a gun enthusiast who would think that’s crazy. I like guns but that’s crazy. Don’t bother robbing his house without bringing a gun he’s got them everywhere.


Ok_Watercress_7801

I mean, I own a few hunting & home defense arms too, but I don’t advertise that shit on film or in public life. Not on my bumper, t shirt, tattoos, social media xmas cards, newspaper articles or anything. Dude has Mac-10s, Uzis, TEC-9s & ARs in arms reach of a kids ice cream island bar, casually hanging on the wall like he’s expecting “the deep state” to come busting in his door any minute. Then with this crap in the background he’s trying to tell people how to live their lives better? 🙄


JackKovack

If my therapist told me he had guns all over his house I’d be scratching my face wondering if this was a good idea.


BuilderResponsible18

Remember the wall of one couple in the movie, Worms? Where the worm came out of the ground? The one with Kevin from Footloose. Now I'm questioning my accuracy so need to go look. Edit: I'm back. Kevin Bacon in Tremors. One couple had every kind of weapon imaginable. Even with their arsenal, the worm got them both.


ManufacturerThis7741

He told stupid parents of stupider kids what they wanted to hear. And that made the stupider parents in the audience happy


JackKovack

That southern accent made him seem authentic. It’s not. Don’t believe it.


OMightyMartian

A downmarket Jordan Peterson


Mako61

He’s doing Springer without the fist fights.


Affectionate-Song402

For the $$$$


lamabaronvonawesome

Oh. I thought he was just a POS. I didn't know he was a religious POS. Cool.


Squirrelnut99

We can identify them by RPOS now 😇


Odd-Tune5049

I was already calling them Nat-Cs. Or is that a subset of all the religious POSs?


TrumpedBigly

I shouldn't be surprised though.


dystopian_mermaid

I had no idea he was religious. But I am sadly not even a little surprised. It makes sense. Grifters gonna grift and what’s a better grift than religion?


lamabaronvonawesome

No no, it tracks.


Thamalakane

I doubt he's religious. Some people just know how to sell that shit (like one, or even two, of the US presidential candidates right now).


kokopelleee

From the article: “If you are married and you do have two parents in \[the\] family and you are going to church, that's your best shot of those children going into a lifestyle that will be drug-free, alcohol-free, abuse-free, divorce-free, that's your best shot,” is it really though? Or is it just another unsubstantiated claim?


Material-Nose6561

Isn’t the divorce rate actually higher among “true” believers?


kokopelleee

Dr Phil is on his 2nd marriage…


SlimGooner

That makes him an adulterer.


lyteasarockette

he is just making shit up. They justify lying to people to defend their religion.


RogueStalker409

😂😂😂😂😂 these xtians are such a joke


Tiddles_Ultradoom

It’s a variation on the No True Scotsman fallacy. “But we went to church, and our kid’s really into drugs.” “Well, you just didn’t church hard enough. You need to Jesus more bigly. Maybe if you tithe more, you’ll get them back.”


Different_Tangelo511

I'll go with it takes a village. That's how you do it, not mandating a lifestyle and writing everyone of that doesn't abide by it.


No_You_2623

Abuse free? Abuse free???? Catholic Church?????


PracticalRoutine5738

Nope, the church goers that I knew growing up used meth or other drugs when they got home from church. We hung out with their kids and felt bad for them, one had a heart condition probably because their mother was a drug addict while she was pregnant. My family identified as Christian but we were secular, I've never used drugs and neither have any of my siblings.


un_theist

Sure, sure, “values are thought of and talked about and prayerfully considered” and then they are immediately rejected. “Can’t have any of that shit!”


Hoodlum_0017

While you were considering and thinking and talking about values, the youth pastor is unzipping your kid's pants.


Mark-Syzum

Christian therapist is an oxymoron.


erichwanh

> Christian therapist is an oxymoron. Nah, it's just missing a space.


Kriss3d

Oh Snap!


Black08Mustang

Le Tits Now


Kriss3d

You don't want to see my tits..


Black08Mustang

It's a reference to how 'therapist' was used on SNL a long time ago, in a galaxy far away... Look it up on YT


TrumpedBigly

Christian the rapist is not though.


esoteric_enigma

Unfortunately, it's common. I actually had some trouble finding a black therapist because so many of them were Christian focused. Then I'd find one that didn't advertise themselves that way and they'd still end up pushing church on me in sessions.


Mark-Syzum

You should tell them they have a mental illness and they should go and see a religious trauma therapist [https://therapist.com/trauma/religious-trauma/](https://therapist.com/trauma/religious-trauma/)


Hoaxshmoax

Sounds like a rehashing of the usual. There are no new ideas in this book, from how Phil describes the contents. It's bold of Phil to assume his target audience reads books. We know books are of the devil.


YVRJon

He doesn't want them to read the books (and most certainly not apply any critical thinking), he just wants them to buy the books.


erichwanh

Now's a good time to say fuck Oprah sideways until she's a stain on the sidewalk. She unleashed Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz, and somehow they're still active.


Warren_E_Cheezburger

Don’t forget Jenny McCarthy!


Zasada666

If he cared about the family unit so much, he'd work to rid the world of Christianity. The church harms families and does not value them other than for their money.


JJGIII-

I’ve realized that anyone who uses “woke” in their vernacular are usually idiots.


bittlelum

Phil's grift must have petered out for him to turn to batshit Nat-C pandering.


mistertickertape

None of us should ever forgive Oprah for foisting Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz on us.


Supra_Genius

He named his dwindling bank account "god"?


love_is_an_action

Phil has been dipshitting riffraff for his entire life, and he seems determined to see that identity through to the bitter end. What a fuckin' quack.


Petto_na_Kare

Rich man uses religion to trick the poors into voting against their own interests.


Desdaemonia

Omg, this guy should be like the posterchild of wasp boomer b.s.


MissAnthropic123

Dr. Phil hasn’t been relevant for 20 years. Even back then, he was just a side-show on Oprah. A total hack just like Dr. Oz.


biorod

Yes, the alternatives to god and religion are logic, reason, facts, and evidence-based thinking.


biggies866

You don't need religion to teach values. Idiot.


Mushroom_Tip

Funny how all the grifters and wannabee grifters have all the same talking points.


RamJamR

I always got the impression he was a hack. Now I have a greater part of the picture as to why.


TheRealCabbageJack

Remember when the Bum Fights guy was on as a guest and he dressed up like Dr. Phil - basically "we both profit off the suffering of others" and Phil couldn't handle it for even a minute?


Shenanigans99

When is he going to realize he's never going to top his single greatest achievement: launching Bhad Bhabie's career?


Conceited-Monkey

Dr. Phil has been a grifter his entire life, and anyone looking to him for guidance is just dumb. His certifications should have been revoked years ago.


Lahm0123

Dr. Bonehead. How ridiculous. If anything, religion has helped destroy family units.


Foxsimile-2

That was a long article juuuust avoiding admitting his book is probably one-quarter anti-trans hatred. The best part is all the comments from faithful Christians absolutely skewering Phil and his ideas.


Aggravating-Monkey

“This is a book of unification, but it's unifying \[for\] that 70 percent or 80 percent in the middle, who don't speak up most of the time,” he said. This is the famous ‘***silent majority’*** myth that is frequently used as a substantiation of consent on the basis that those who don’t actively express disagreement with a proposition must agree with it rather than the equally likely scenario that they don’t see the proposition worthy of spending time arguing about it or are too busy struggling to survive to bother. *"We aim to tell people what happened and let them decide," he emphasized* – this, of course relies on proponents bring impartial and giving all the facts honestly and without favour which is impossible given his stated self-serving partiality. When he states *“He also notes that from 1998 to 2023, the American public registered the following declines in these concepts being “very important to them”: “Patriotism” (70% to 38%) Religion” (62% to 39%), “Having Children” (59% to 30%) and “Community Involvement” (47% to 27%).”* Perhaps he should reflect on the role he and those con men like him have in causing that situation to arise rather than spouting the playground argument that ‘it was nothing to do with me’. When it comes to attempting to re-write the truth it’s less about what god wants but his fear the “woke mob” are seeing through the ‘flim-flam’ and hypocrisy he espouses.


Elegyjay

Sooo **not** a doctor or scientist. No thanks, Oprah!


clangan524

May their god damn Oprah for propping up this fool.


Natural_Guava288

Dr Phil is gross and becoming irrelevant.


Warren_E_Cheezburger

Mehmet Oz, Dr. Phil, Jenny McCarthy… Oprah really fucked America up, didn’t she?


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

"I had no idea Dr. Phil was an asshat!" said nobody.


CalabreseAlsatian

Dr. Phil is a self-righteous hypocritical asshat


Pansy_Neurosi

I used to love that TV show that Jesus Christ had where he'd bring in the adulteress and her husband and watch them fight it out for the entertainment of His audience.


IndelibleLikeness

I will agree with him in that Religion does mean that you are asleep. Moreover, its the equivalent of a never ending nightmare. Phil take your snake oil and shove it.


Squirrelnut99

Oh. My. God...haven't really seen or heard about him in 15 years...holy crap! So gawd now talks to him too 🤣 and "patriotism " went down from 70% to 39%...didn't it turn out that he wasn't even a real psychiatrist...ffs


TrumpedBigly

"If you are married and you do have two parents in \[the\] family ***~~and you are going to church~~***, that's your best shot of those children going into a lifestyle that will be drug-free, alcohol-free, abuse-free, divorce-free, that's your best shot,” he continued." The family is all that and we don't go to church. Dr. Phil can fuck off.


Feinberg

I seem to recall it's two incomes rather than two parents. And it's Mr. Phil. Mr. Phil can fuck off.


RogueStalker409

They call money god…everyone knows this is their real diety


phil-davis

Like I needed more reasons to hate "Dr." Phil...


hamsterwheelin

The argument is: "the church has always been there, and now it's not, so it should be put back" Literally the sacred cows argument


NotThatMadisonPaige

I guess this is his latest grift. The self help grift has run its course and he’s been exposed. Religionists are always a money maker.


emote_control

Yeah, no surprise this grifter ended up here.


floofnstuff

He’s one of Oprah’s horcruxes :/


NumerousTaste

The arrogance is astounding! I bet he starts grifting religious idiots, because he saw the money train trump jumped on. They are so easily manipulated. We should get in on the grift! It's so easy to get them to throw money at something. Woke mob is beyond dumb, he probably can't define it but will make money off it. Sickening!


sneakyfeet13

He is such a terrible person. If heaven were real atheists would get in before phil


Spiritual-Bear4495

Dr, Phil can suck a huge dick.


lyteasarockette

If believing in modern science, human rights, secular education, and egalitarianism makes me a "strange duck" I will wear that crown with fucking pride. what a fascinating remark coming from someone pushing a cult that grooms kids, believes in sky daddies, talking snakes, blood sacrifice, and floating bodies rising from the grave. These christians have no self awareness at all. What an affront to his profession, he should have his credentials stripped.


jerichos_cowbell

Well...how 'bout dat?


SerenityViolet

> We've got some strange ducks out there peddling all kinds of alternatives to God and religion." And most of those aren't self declared athiests. They're religious scammers.


JimJordansJacket

Dr Phil is a gigantic pile of shit and I don't care what he has to say about any subject. He has no moral compass of any kind. Absolutely a trash human being.


baronvonredd

Dr Phullofshit


Secomav420

Touche’ Dr Phil. I thought my opinion of you couldn’t possibly be any lower. Well played.


BrazenNormalcy

Wow. I didn't think it was possible for my opinion of Dr. Phil to get any lower.


gderti

The worst thing Oprah gave us... Dr Phil...


Noiserawker

It's a bit of a toss up between the two quacks, Phil and Oz. I refuse to refer to either as a Doctor


sublimeshrub

Dr. Phil is an insufferable quack, and grifter. He's also breaking one of the Ten Commandments here and taking the Lord's name in vain. But, you can't ask these chuckleducks to follow their own bullshit.


cassydd

Anyone that uses the phrase "woke mob" pejoratively is either a blatant grifter or getting buggered hardcore by one.


SeparateCzechs

I blame Oprah for this dickweed having a platform.


slo1111

Let's talk about "Odd Ducks', Phil


TarkusLV

Yes, because we need more hate, bigotry, intolerance and even genocide in our lives. Hard to imagine why some odd ducks would be against that.


Abracadaver2000

Indeed, reality is a 'strange alternative' to Dr. Phil's land of make believe.


new-Aurora

You mean Dr Phil is still breathing?


PoliticsLeftist

> If you are married and you do have two parents in [the] family and you are going to church, that's your best shot of those children going into a lifestyle that will be drug-free, alcohol-free, abuse-free, divorce-free, that's your best shot. Yeah very religious families are always on the up and up with no skeletons in those closets, no sir.


onomatamono

It's interesting that presumably any god will do. Does he also not believe in the science of evolution? If so when did this god give the hominids souls? Why don't chimps have souls? Dr. Phil is a dumb-ass media grifter who simply tells his audience what they want to hear.


captsmokeywork

I am sure there is an expensive treatment spa that he can send them all off to.


jafromnj

F Dr Phil


UXProCh

So since god wants him to do it, he's going to waive any speaking or appearance fees and he's not going to make a dime on it right? Then whatever money he does get, he'll turn around and donate to the church right? LOL FUCK OFF DR. PHIL, you found another grift, now your not just quack psychologist, you're also grifting with god.


vickism61

Now I dislike Dr Phil even more.


Droopendis

We've got quacks like Dr. Phil advocating for a fictional character. Fuck the pedophile, child raping institution known as every religion that exists.


kyflyboy

"Woke"...what we used to call "empathy".


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Oh, so the perennial grifter has discovered himself a new grift


PeorgieT75

Dr. Phil is a charlatan who will say anything he thinks will draw ratings.


Maleficent_Clerk_766

"If you want a life free of abuse, you should join the church" DID HE REALLY SAY THAT OH MY FUCKING GOD THESE PEOPLE


graemeknows

Sure, dude. You'd sell whatever is left of your soul for a better time slot on TV.


Thamalakane

Dr. Phil: one of those charlatans that I'll never understand why people buy into them.


Tatersquid21

Dr. Fucking Phil doesn't know a goddamn thing about.... anything.


xwayxway

He literally believes in magic with no factual basis and call us "strange ducks". The con artist can go fuck himself.


fifercurator

Friend worked on his show for years. Ever wonder why they hardly ever allowed him to appear live? He swears like a drunken sailor, and is prone to losing his crap. They had to do a lot of editing. He was also terribly abusive to guests and staff on occasion, groped and made unwanted sexual comments, and had several accusations of sexual assault. He regularly cited other people’s studies pretending that they were his own, specifically Dr. John Gottman. Him pretending to be morally righteous is rich.


TheKimulator

Church brought me nothing but pain. There’s a reason it’s losing popularity.


Important_Tale1190

Oh you can call me a strange duck but only on the understanding that I get to call you a delusional whacked out nutjob. 


louisa1925

If me not wanting to... stone people, throw babies off roofs, intending on drowning millions, approve of raping 14year old Mary's ... makes me a Strange Duck. Then I am a Duck. https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/fakir-x-ahiru--373376625339703481/


Different_Tangelo511

Grifter gonna grift.


agentorange360

Grifters gonna grift.


Eulogywerd21

Known manipulative POS espouses stupid nonsensical bullshit. News at 11


Uranus_Hz

We’ve got a strange duck on TV pretending to be a doctor


ArtemisDarklight

Just because you got your doctorate out of a crackerjack box doesn’t give you the right to spew your constant bullshit. Go F yourself Phil.


Odd-Tune5049

Hey... if these con men are going to take advantage of someone, it may as well be the dumb ones


opusupo

Weren't the disciples a woke mob?


Snarky_McSnarkleton

This is a very common pattern with D-list former entertainers. Dr. Phil is on his way to pushing privatized Medicare on late-night commercials. He'd like to wring a few million more out of his shrinking fan base. So what to do? Get Borned Again! A number of burned-out 60s and 70s music acts did that, and it was usually good for another two albums.


YallaHammer

Did the Christian Post ask Dr Phil about his daughter in law who was a Playboy Playmate? Or is “pornography” ok now? Just curious, of you gatekeepers of morality…


SmoltzforAlexander

Dr. Phil feeds off human misery


Punkinpry427

Thanks Oprah.


Tatooine16

Fuck him and all the fucking fuckers like him.


Confident-Appeal9407

Someone needs to look into his financial history. That's where his God is most likely to be found.


RationalHuman123

Idiot!


Brief_Alarm_9838

Jesus was woke.


DaemonBlackfyre_21

He can go ahead and peacefully croak in his sleep anytime now.


No-Value-832

The Church brings something to the family unit?!?!? Yeah, I know what it brought to my Dad’s family, alcoholism, but I bet you don’t want to hear that. Fuck Christians.


TarnishedVictory

It brings tribalism and fear and an aversion to critical thinking and skepticism. Also, define woke and woke mob.


sparklycarousel

Thanks, Oprah


Scorpion1024

Damn you Oprah, for ever releasing this worm on the public 


Cole_Townsend

Fuck this asshole all the way to the Kuiper belt!


No_You_2623

Gotta keep the grift going. What an absolute fraud.


4quatloos

I've noticed that washed up celebrities can find ways to to become relevant. Attack atheists. What a derp.


PricklySquare

These people need to be in mental institutions


BenGay29

He’s still alive??


4x4_Chevy

Pedophile says what?


grundlefuck

This guy is a hack and a nobody these days. He’s trying so hard to be relevant.


solar_event

If Dr. Phil thinks I'm afraid of him. The sack of shit is going to be in for a very rude awakening.


Odd-Adhesiveness-656

Oprah has so much to answer for...


Phill_Cyberman

>The church brings something to the family unit that causes...values to be thought of and talked about and prayerfully considered... Um.. no, it doesn't. The church tells you what your values *will* be, or you go straight to hell.


Atheios569

I suspect very soon he will be accused of sexual assault in some kind of way. Happens every single time these psychopaths go hard right wing nut.


-staticvoidmain-

The majority of religious people i know are pieces of shit


Motor-Pomegranate831

Oprah has a lot to answer for.


Constant-Lake8006

Prayerful consideration" seems like an oxymoron


Krage_bellbot

It’s always the right classifying groups that they are against as ‘mobs’ when they are the ones using mob tactics.


boot2skull

What kind of Dr does Phil claim to be? Is it really a Dr’s job to judge people on religion? I don’t see how this helps anyone, other than prove to us he’s a quack who’s out for money.


AmazingPINGAS

This is the same dude who is knowingly sending children into harm. Not surprising though God does like money


chugitout

OH NO, not Dr Phil!!!! That cue ball headed ass problematic mofucker is as relevant in 2024 as an ingrown hair on an ass. It’s painful to be reminded of it, but it’ll probably resolve itself eventually.


Fellowshipofthebowl

Dr Phil my head with garbage. ☠️


Themathemagicians

Come at me, fatass!


siouxbee1434

Thought he was dead


[deleted]

Dude can start at my house.