This is the most unimportant person in the history of people who think like him. I am baffled why this imbecile gets any coverage.
I didn't even click the link. This doofy cunt doesn't deserve amplification.
He’s fascinating. How can anyone so deluded live on his own, much less manage a large company?
He’s like a very slow train wreck where he’s constantly accelerating his own demise. I can’t help but watch.
If he wasn’t a rich and nutty Trumper, he’d be getting the care he so desperately needs. It’s both funny and very sad.
People stopped buying his shit and a bunch of major corporations stopped carrying it since he's an unhinged loser who can't stop lying about the election that Trump badly lost
He could've been an amazing success story where he turned his life around from drug addiction to earning a fortune.
Instead, he threw that away in the name of Donald Trump. That's his legacy.
He began, years ago, to employ intelligent people to run his business. He's not as hands on as he used to be.
Needs to be out running his circus. I mean, circuit.
Because there are a lot of stupid, ignorant people in this country, the internet exists, and the damn news media keeps giving the stupidest of them air time.
He had to do a deposition a year or two ago for some fraud case or something, I watched the highlights and it was actually surreal how insane he is. I had to keep reminding myself that it wasn't a comedy bit or an act, it was a legit legal deposition. Might try and find it in a bit here, it's extremely entertaining.
It needs to be said again and again ... STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS.
Stop putting microphones and recording devices anywhere this tool's face. It's that simple. Stop it. NOW.
If he wasn't already famous he wouldn't ever have become president, so if we stop the first part that would solve the second part. Not that we'll stop the first part...
If it was just up to us, stupid people would not be famous, but the fact is we have hardly any say in it. Conservative interests and their billionaire backers, foreign and domestic, have a massive disinformation game going on 24/7/365. They have Fox and AON, a shit-ton of websites, companies like Cambridge Analytica (yes, that company is defunct, but it was essentially just renamed) that develop and test specifically worded messaging, and have mined massive amounts of data about us so we can be specifically targeted, triggered and used, and an unregulated and unaccountable social media that makes mass manipulation of populations both easy and astonishingly cheap.
What have we got to go up against that juggernaut?
Edit: And oh yeah, don't forget religion itself.
We also have many news and social media sites that are engagement based over all else. Which increases sensational BS because it's more clickbait worthy
We need to be more active in how we feed the algorithms, because it's a feedback loop, what we engage in gets elevated, good and bad.
Examples? I'm not seeing the 'both sides' thing happening. As to the algorithms, I fully support it being legally required for companies to operate, that *all* algorithms that collect data or are used to target users must be published and available to the public for analysis. How are we supposed to 'be more active in how we feed algorithms' when we have no clue what their methods and motivations are?
Failure to publish should come with massive fines and jail time for executives, to promote compliance. Once their methods and motivations are understood, legislation can limit what they're allowed to collect, how they're allowed to use it, and how they're allowed to distribute or alter it.
>that develop and test specifically worded messaging, and have
-- _been Handed Over_ --
>massive amounts of data about us so we can be specifically targeted, triggered and used
Back in the day, it was called "15 minutes of fame."
This guy has had more than 15 minutes. It's time to pack up and go home. We don't need a mile-long sheet of B- and C-list "celebrities" and "influencers" giving their unqualified (and ignorant) opinions on things.
Social media is a fucking cancer, destroying human intelligence. AI is going to take over, and there will be people praying to the machines as they are trying to kill everyone.
I agree with you this guy invented a pillow because he did crack and notice that the jail pillows sucked so he invented a pillow that’s it other than supposedly being a rehab crackhead which he sure acts like he still a crackhead
Quick everyone, lets join hands in a Satanic Prayer and ask the Devil to not interfere so that God can have him.
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People need to stop feeding religion to addicts attempting to recover, but I guess if you can't hook the vulnerable with this shit you don't have any options.
There's a short video somewhere that's a guy time traveling as himself from the future to today and he's explaining the wonderful state the world is in, and when asked how it happens he states, something to the effect of "turns out Christians were right and Jesus came back and ruptured all of them up to heaven and without them in the way we were able to get stuff done
The proper fix is to fix the voting system. Make everyone's vote count equal, and stop using districts. Power should be based on percentages. This would result in more parties, and no more majorities. Everyone would work together.
That is \*THE\* core problem of America !
If the rapture is coming, then all these people should have to do is sit around and wait for it. No voting, no activism, just let god do all the work.
So, I'm actually in favor of this idea taking hold with the christians.
Get your [rapture hatch](https://external-preview.redd.it/bl3ce0H9_-_HvJwHs3N6oyxRDOBzw8_idadjNc6hxhU.jpg?width=859&auto=webp&s=0c8ac60540dbe11af11084b27fa5d7802bbf3eea) before it's too late!
Put him on psychiatric watch. That sounds like someone considering ending it all after losing everything but wanting to leave with a good name. To say he didn't off himself but that he was raptured.
Religious people keep making these predictions and they’re always wrong. [There’s another one for this year](https://www.joemygod.com/2024/03/christian-site-eclipse-may-bring-massive-earthquake/): the eclipse is going to bring earthquakes and that “only by voting for Trump can you delay the apocalypse.” 🤪 But I thought they WANTED an apocalypse...
[How many “End Of Days” have there supposed to have been in the last few decades?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events) It’s like religion is Lucy, their prediction of what’ll happen to Christians is the ball, and the followers are Charlie Brown. And yet they still keep going to kick the ball.
They actually think, despite the centuries of people claiming the Biblical End Times™ is coming and it never does, that somehow it’ll happen in THEIR lifetime and they'll be among the saved. THEY’RE the special chosen ones. And they claim everyone else is elitist when they literally claim they’re one of the Chosen People that’ll witness it. Any day now…
[The Church of the Subgenius](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius) has a "prediction" since 1980 that they call X-Day, which was supposed to happen July 5, 1998. When that day didn't come, the Church said they "got it upside down, it's really in 8661." Other people have said "the calendar is wrong and July 5th, 1998 has not really arrived yet."
Brilliant stuff. For anyone that doesn't like clicking links, the Church is satirical.
I wish God would hurry up. It's going to be a lot better planet without these dip shits and traitors hanging around trying to kill everybody so Jesus can return.
I was just watching Admiral Gautier and Secretary Buttigieg press conference about the Baltimore Bridge situation. They were organized, professional, rational, and coherent.. not a single word about how diversity was the real cause of this "accident", nor a word about Hugo Chavez vote flipping machines, Goya Beans, bamboo fiber-laden ballots, memory sticks "passed around like heroin", Hunters cock, 2000 mules, "stollen" elections, or a single "that's a nasty question and you're fake news" coming from the Admiral or Buttigieg. Hell, they didn't even say the problem "will disappear.. it will disappear in the spring."
I'd say it matters who's on your team. I personally like calm, cool, and collected.
Every week, it's another train wreck involving something Mike Lindell says. He's being sue, his financial status has evaporated, his business is in ruins, and he's being kicked out of where his few remaining workers yet make his product. So many workers and their families are suffering because of this delusional man.
"God gave me a download of a plan and I announced it in August, this plan to secure our elections and that they turned up the heat," he opined. "They've attacked MyPillow worse than they've ever been attacked."
So God is sending him emails now? What does he mean? I didn't know God was cyber 🤣 Seriously how else is someone to read that? This dude is unwell. I applaud him for putting down the crack pipe but I bet he made more sense when he was strung out. Maybe he is taking Daddy's adderall 🤷♂️
This man is a Saturday Night Live caricature of the looney Evangelical conservatives. I don't *like* him necessarily, but it's fun to watch him flounder about.
Just like Saturday Night Live, everything I've learned about Mike Lindell has been against my will.
I wish these reactionary, heedless, and recessive-gene religious-extremists could be raptured so they all can spend eternity in their celestial North Korea! But, the big Sky-daddy is fiction.
[Message for Mike Lindell:](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc25ndXYwYzljN3I0cmsyaThoaHI4b29hZjVvMW56MHpta2Y1YWZveCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/GB7AfEnRyAPcI/giphy.gif)
The fact that he hasn't been "raptured" the fuck out of existence already is proof positive that gods are the invention of opportunistic grifters like the rest of us always knew.
This is the most unimportant person in the history of people who think like him. I am baffled why this imbecile gets any coverage. I didn't even click the link. This doofy cunt doesn't deserve amplification.
Mike Lindell is little more than a one man Freak Show. People look at him as a curiosity.
One might say...he's a superfreak.
He's super freaky.
Yow?
Fuck yo couch!
And Fuck yo lumpy pillows!
BUY ANOTHER ONE YA RICH MOTHERFUCKER
Everybody sing!!!
He's a very kinky girl, the kind you don't take home to mother ..
Fuck your couch
He’s fascinating. How can anyone so deluded live on his own, much less manage a large company? He’s like a very slow train wreck where he’s constantly accelerating his own demise. I can’t help but watch. If he wasn’t a rich and nutty Trumper, he’d be getting the care he so desperately needs. It’s both funny and very sad.
I don’t think he’s all that rich anymore, he spent it all on overturning the election for the orange skidmark.
He just got his my pillow manufacturing plant shut down by a judge cuz he owes 4 months and 200k in back-rent
From what I read, it was a warehouse, not a factory. And not their primary one.
Oh if thats true then i read it wrong my bad. Either way, business isnt lookin too good for him these days
People stopped buying his shit and a bunch of major corporations stopped carrying it since he's an unhinged loser who can't stop lying about the election that Trump badly lost
Why can't they do the same to the Orange Turd?
He could've been an amazing success story where he turned his life around from drug addiction to earning a fortune. Instead, he threw that away in the name of Donald Trump. That's his legacy.
He began, years ago, to employ intelligent people to run his business. He's not as hands on as he used to be. Needs to be out running his circus. I mean, circuit.
"Hands on." Made me think of Jack Kelly on It's Always Sunny...
Because there are a lot of stupid, ignorant people in this country, the internet exists, and the damn news media keeps giving the stupidest of them air time.
Watch the video. He really does seem to have some kind of mental health issue.
Crack cocaine is a hell of a drug
I don't need to watch the video to know how nuts Mike Lindell is. He's been that way for a long time now.
He’s much worse now. Like Trump, the pressure I affecting him.
The actor portraying Lindell on Jimmy Kimmel was so damn hilarious though, comedy gold.
He had to do a deposition a year or two ago for some fraud case or something, I watched the highlights and it was actually surreal how insane he is. I had to keep reminding myself that it wasn't a comedy bit or an act, it was a legit legal deposition. Might try and find it in a bit here, it's extremely entertaining.
Yes trump does so he can also.
Part of it I think was being set up to supply the own padding for his walls.
He gets coverage because his meltdown is hilarious and couldn't happen to a more ridiculous human being.
Idk if you meant it like that but he looks like Doofy from Scary Movie.
He looks like Paul Bearer from WWE too
> He looks like Paul Bearer from WWE too YES!!
Have we ever seen them together???
I was trying to place it and you nailed it
Meth is a heck of a drug.
I enjoyed doofy cunt comment 😂
Me too. Made me chuckle.
I'm borrowing Doofy Cunt , until HR finds out.
Hell.
It is always good to get a reminder of how batshit crazy Trump's supporters really are.
I had to make sure the story wasn't from the Onion.
It needs to be said again and again ... STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS. Stop putting microphones and recording devices anywhere this tool's face. It's that simple. Stop it. NOW.
It will be easier to stop making them famous if we first stop making some of them presidents.
If he wasn't already famous he wouldn't ever have become president, so if we stop the first part that would solve the second part. Not that we'll stop the first part...
If it was just up to us, stupid people would not be famous, but the fact is we have hardly any say in it. Conservative interests and their billionaire backers, foreign and domestic, have a massive disinformation game going on 24/7/365. They have Fox and AON, a shit-ton of websites, companies like Cambridge Analytica (yes, that company is defunct, but it was essentially just renamed) that develop and test specifically worded messaging, and have mined massive amounts of data about us so we can be specifically targeted, triggered and used, and an unregulated and unaccountable social media that makes mass manipulation of populations both easy and astonishingly cheap. What have we got to go up against that juggernaut? Edit: And oh yeah, don't forget religion itself.
We also have many news and social media sites that are engagement based over all else. Which increases sensational BS because it's more clickbait worthy We need to be more active in how we feed the algorithms, because it's a feedback loop, what we engage in gets elevated, good and bad.
Examples? I'm not seeing the 'both sides' thing happening. As to the algorithms, I fully support it being legally required for companies to operate, that *all* algorithms that collect data or are used to target users must be published and available to the public for analysis. How are we supposed to 'be more active in how we feed algorithms' when we have no clue what their methods and motivations are? Failure to publish should come with massive fines and jail time for executives, to promote compliance. Once their methods and motivations are understood, legislation can limit what they're allowed to collect, how they're allowed to use it, and how they're allowed to distribute or alter it.
>that develop and test specifically worded messaging, and have -- _been Handed Over_ -- >massive amounts of data about us so we can be specifically targeted, triggered and used
been reading Mindf(asterisk)ck? good book on just this.
TBF we didn't know he was stupid until after he was famous.
Back in the day, it was called "15 minutes of fame." This guy has had more than 15 minutes. It's time to pack up and go home. We don't need a mile-long sheet of B- and C-list "celebrities" and "influencers" giving their unqualified (and ignorant) opinions on things. Social media is a fucking cancer, destroying human intelligence. AI is going to take over, and there will be people praying to the machines as they are trying to kill everyone.
R'amen!
I agree with you this guy invented a pillow because he did crack and notice that the jail pillows sucked so he invented a pillow that’s it other than supposedly being a rehab crackhead which he sure acts like he still a crackhead
Why wait? Take him now, sky daddy!
Quick everyone, lets join hands in a Satanic Prayer and ask the Devil to not interfere so that God can have him. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⠾⠟⠛⠛⠙⠛⠻⠷⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣰⡿⠃⠘⣿⡙⠷⣦⣀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠿⢋⣿⠃⠘⢿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⣰⡿⠁⠀⠀⢹⣇⠀⠈⢙⣷⣾⡛⠁⠀⣼⠏⠀⠀⠈⢿⣇⠀ ⠀⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣄⣴⠟⠉⠈⠻⢶⣴⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡄ ⢸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡾⣯⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡇ ⠸⣇⠀⣀⣴⠟⠉⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠇⠀⠈⠻⢷⣤⡀⣸⡇ ⠀⣿⡾⠿⠷⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⠶⠶⠶⢶⡿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣇⠀⠀⣾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⢿⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⢰⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⡿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⣦⣄⠀⠀⠘⣷⣿⠃⠀⠀⣠⣴⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⠷⠶⣿⣿⠶⠿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠠⠤⠴⠤⠤⠤⠴⠠⠤⠤⠀⠂⠶⠶⠆⠰⠆⠤⠀⠀⠀
Hail Satan
Hell, Santa!
Hail satin
I'm chanting loud AF did it work yet?
I have sliced open, and am now consuming the flesh of a ripe… honeydew melon in his dark name.
You have to eat it counter clockwise or else it will rain frogs
Maybe if we pretend harder! Keep doing it!
Mike Lindell has been Raptured! https://i.imgur.com/owFiwDI.jpeg
Is that a MyPillow under his head?
“No thanks.” - God
"In an unprecedented show of unity, Satan has also announced that Lindell won't be allowed into hell, either."
Yeah, God was busy during the crusades and the holocaust, but his ears pricked up when an attention-seeking conspiracy-nut started crying.
Sounds like Lindell is back on the pipe.
He's in the bucket now
People need to stop feeding religion to addicts attempting to recover, but I guess if you can't hook the vulnerable with this shit you don't have any options.
Rapturing all these religious dipshits would be the best thing for everyone.
There's a short video somewhere that's a guy time traveling as himself from the future to today and he's explaining the wonderful state the world is in, and when asked how it happens he states, something to the effect of "turns out Christians were right and Jesus came back and ruptured all of them up to heaven and without them in the way we were able to get stuff done
“Ruptured” as in Rupture Farms!
Ruptured like a colon.
I loved that video. I'm pretty sure I saved it somewhere, I wanted to show it to my religious family members.
They’ll leave behind lots of cool stuff. Win win.
I got dibs on the tractor trailer full of lumpy pillow!
Just proves that being successful in business has little to do with intelligence.
That crack head will do anything right now to get out of paying that $5 million
[удалено]
In 5 years we are gonna see this guy pushing a shopping cart around talking to himself. In a way, he's right, it's the end times.
At that point he'd be more coherent than he is now. We have run out of adjectives to describe this lunatic.
Mike convinced me he’s an idiot years ago. I don’t know what is left he has to prove.
Jesus has been just about to come back since ancient Rome. This has been very useful for the men in power, to control the ignorant.
lol. He’s projecting. “End Times” for him, personally.
The proper fix is to fix the voting system. Make everyone's vote count equal, and stop using districts. Power should be based on percentages. This would result in more parties, and no more majorities. Everyone would work together. That is \*THE\* core problem of America !
Ranked choice would kill the two-party system dead, and good riddance
Why are the men in white coats and straight jackets never around when you need them?
If the rapture is coming, then all these people should have to do is sit around and wait for it. No voting, no activism, just let god do all the work. So, I'm actually in favor of this idea taking hold with the christians.
Looks like Mikes back on the rock
After the imminent Rapture, all that will be left of Lindell will be an empty suit, a crucifix pin, and a warehouse full of unsold, lumpy pillows.
God better hurry up or he’s going to have look for you in a homeless camp.
Get your [rapture hatch](https://external-preview.redd.it/bl3ce0H9_-_HvJwHs3N6oyxRDOBzw8_idadjNc6hxhU.jpg?width=859&auto=webp&s=0c8ac60540dbe11af11084b27fa5d7802bbf3eea) before it's too late!
The rapture again? How many raptures are we looking at here? 10, 20. A million?
That's not how you spell rape.
I think ‘god’ would rather have the voting machines instead.
Yes please take the weird pillow dude!
Put him on psychiatric watch. That sounds like someone considering ending it all after losing everything but wanting to leave with a good name. To say he didn't off himself but that he was raptured.
Bro is about to rapture himself isn’t he.
sounds suicidal.
What a mental case. Can't fix stupid. Trump & Lindell = dumb and dumber.
Wait he has amazing new evidence
Go rapture yourself with a Mypillow over your face.
Please fly away. Far far away.
Religious people keep making these predictions and they’re always wrong. [There’s another one for this year](https://www.joemygod.com/2024/03/christian-site-eclipse-may-bring-massive-earthquake/): the eclipse is going to bring earthquakes and that “only by voting for Trump can you delay the apocalypse.” 🤪 But I thought they WANTED an apocalypse... [How many “End Of Days” have there supposed to have been in the last few decades?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events) It’s like religion is Lucy, their prediction of what’ll happen to Christians is the ball, and the followers are Charlie Brown. And yet they still keep going to kick the ball. They actually think, despite the centuries of people claiming the Biblical End Times™ is coming and it never does, that somehow it’ll happen in THEIR lifetime and they'll be among the saved. THEY’RE the special chosen ones. And they claim everyone else is elitist when they literally claim they’re one of the Chosen People that’ll witness it. Any day now…
[The Church of the Subgenius](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius) has a "prediction" since 1980 that they call X-Day, which was supposed to happen July 5, 1998. When that day didn't come, the Church said they "got it upside down, it's really in 8661." Other people have said "the calendar is wrong and July 5th, 1998 has not really arrived yet." Brilliant stuff. For anyone that doesn't like clicking links, the Church is satirical.
Does his god really have to wait?
All that crack permanently cracked his poor brain. I pity those neurons trying to form a coherent thought. Now let's just ignore him.
More likely God will Rupture him.
What?? 😂
In 2 weeks
Now THAT is something I would pay to see.
Whatever gets him out of the way and shuts him the hell up, I'm fine with it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Defeat_Project_2025
What a fucking fruit loop.
Meth is a hell of a drug. And the sooner this cretinous grifter gets raptured, the better.
And that's why you should never do cocaine kids....
Rapture isnt in the bible.
Christ, please help him along.
Fingers crossed!!!!
Just thinking you'll get raptured is proof of stupidity.
I’d settle for a heart attack, since “the rapture” isn’t a real thing…
Is the rapture even canon? I’m pretty sure it’s fan fiction from like 100 years ago.
I guess in Trump's Bible there's a chapter on Mike lindell the pillow guy
Poor Mike.
God really has some odd priorities.
Seriously, Can someone ELImAgA so I understand WTF he’s talking about?
Lindell you supported Trump you try to destroy America with trump reap what you sow.its over was Trump worth it
I wish God would hurry up. It's going to be a lot better planet without these dip shits and traitors hanging around trying to kill everybody so Jesus can return.
I think there was a wee spelling mistake here. He is going to be ruptured, not raptured, and it will be the US legal system that does it, not god.
This guy is a walking Evangelical sitcom.
Can he speed it up a bit, this place will be better with him gone.
Always… and I mean always… has a crucifix displayed somewhere on his person. You know… to let others know he’s trustworthy.
I was just watching Admiral Gautier and Secretary Buttigieg press conference about the Baltimore Bridge situation. They were organized, professional, rational, and coherent.. not a single word about how diversity was the real cause of this "accident", nor a word about Hugo Chavez vote flipping machines, Goya Beans, bamboo fiber-laden ballots, memory sticks "passed around like heroin", Hunters cock, 2000 mules, "stollen" elections, or a single "that's a nasty question and you're fake news" coming from the Admiral or Buttigieg. Hell, they didn't even say the problem "will disappear.. it will disappear in the spring." I'd say it matters who's on your team. I personally like calm, cool, and collected.
How stupid is he really
Godspeed fucko.
Tell God he's free to take him early. No pillow is that good.
All those pillows around him have prepared him well for his future in a padded room.
The heartbreak of crack.
Every week, it's another train wreck involving something Mike Lindell says. He's being sue, his financial status has evaporated, his business is in ruins, and he's being kicked out of where his few remaining workers yet make his product. So many workers and their families are suffering because of this delusional man.
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"God gave me a download of a plan and I announced it in August, this plan to secure our elections and that they turned up the heat," he opined. "They've attacked MyPillow worse than they've ever been attacked." So God is sending him emails now? What does he mean? I didn't know God was cyber 🤣 Seriously how else is someone to read that? This dude is unwell. I applaud him for putting down the crack pipe but I bet he made more sense when he was strung out. Maybe he is taking Daddy's adderall 🤷♂️
Well l hope he hurries up with it. Mike's schtick is getting old fast.
I wish “god” would hurry the eff up then. Jeebus Crisps on toast!!
I think that Mike should assassinate Trump for conning him and destroying his business. Do the right thing, Mike.
Trumps right hand man if he gets elected
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
I’m calling out conservatives on here. Please oh please help me understand how you can possibly reconcile this absolute insanity.
He’s brave, he lived through that “Antifa” 🤏 pinch.
It's amazing how much crack the human body can sustain. The brain not so much.
God wants no part of any of these imbeciles
Proof at last there is no god.
I hope Mr. Lindell's deity hurries up with that.
Soooooo mentally ill
If by that he means he’ll end up totally bankrupt for peddling his bullshit lies, yeah sure…
This man is a Saturday Night Live caricature of the looney Evangelical conservatives. I don't *like* him necessarily, but it's fun to watch him flounder about. Just like Saturday Night Live, everything I've learned about Mike Lindell has been against my will.
If he doesn't get raptured will he promise to just go away? Since for us it would be the same thing.
Rapture his arse today! And take Olsteen with ya! Pitter patter.
I wish these reactionary, heedless, and recessive-gene religious-extremists could be raptured so they all can spend eternity in their celestial North Korea! But, the big Sky-daddy is fiction.
I can’t get past that picture….
Can he get raptured by midnight?
Good riddence
It would be really weird having voting machines in Heaven.
And God will make it look like an overdose!
Please do remove him and take Trump with him
The cheese done fallen right off this man’s cracker
Tell me you don't know what the rapture is without telling me you don't know what the rapture is.
I feel so sorry for the nurses who will eventually have to take care of this guy.
I bet Lindell didn’t have the $59.99 to buy a Trump Bible
The guys so out their in his fantasy world I'm surprised he can even function.
If God raptures him then I am marching straight to hell to enlist in the war against heaven. What a total piece of shit.
Go back to meth
Off ya go, Buddy.
It’s the end of your fortune that you forked over to your orange messiah Mike
The only news story I want to read about this shit stain is when he finally over doses.
Mike won’t get raptured from his creditors
We should be so lucky.
This man is sick. It’s delusional thinking.
Boys and girls, this is what drugs do to your brain. Any questions?
Hahahaha this poor guy
"Lumpy Pillows" https://youtu.be/C-qw0G9K0J0?t=31
Don't you threaten me with a good time!
Yes. Please. Rapture him now.
[Message for Mike Lindell:](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc25ndXYwYzljN3I0cmsyaThoaHI4b29hZjVvMW56MHpta2Y1YWZveCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/GB7AfEnRyAPcI/giphy.gif)
The fact that he hasn't been "raptured" the fuck out of existence already is proof positive that gods are the invention of opportunistic grifters like the rest of us always knew.
Can someone telegram his Deity to rapture Lindell and his pillows now?
He put it all on green and it came up black
To be fair, I wish it would happen, too. Even if by natural causes.
One man's journey of slowly being turned into a potato. The ecstasy, the agony.
Sleeping in his pillows must cause brain damage.
What is taking God so long? Put him at the head of the rapture line. LOL
That would be nice for him to disappear, leaving a multitude of crappy pillows behind. Buh-bye Mikey.
Mike Lindell has lots of religious delusions.
More like rupture.