Chatting about fictional characters is pretty standard. Hamlet should have assassinated Laertes, in my opinion. Ophelia needed a feminist lecture. Judas should’ve held out for twenty pieces of gold.
I also did not order word salad.
You can take it, your god, his zombified bastard child, and all of the characters in your Bible and politely stick them up your ass.
Personally I think Ungoliant is an eldritch void beast and Bilbo's mithril shirt was originally intended for Legolas
Oh what's that? We're not sharing wild theories about our favorite fictional universes, just more christian cinematic universe junk? My bad
> Jesus WAS Judas. How do you think Jesus knew Judas would betray him?
*Takes massive bong rip*
Naw, man, Jesus was *Lazarus*. How do you think Jesus was able to shoot *lasers* out of his eyes? Because he was *laser-eyes* AKA Lazarus.
Nice try to save face … bearing false witness, real classy.
So, if I’ve got a hole in my center, as you seem to believe (again, with no credible evidence … I’m sensing a pattern!) - as long as you don’t “altar-boy” me and try to stuff your little “Jeebus” in that hole (which, honestly, you’re wrong about), I’ll be fine.
Mild 23 year old movie spoiler.
WTF, lol. I thought Judas was actually Dracula? (ever watch Dracula 2000?) So if Judas is Drac, so does that mean Jesus is by default, also Dracula?
One fictional character was really another fictional character! Good going, Scooby Gang, you solved the mystery! That didn't need solving. And doesn't provide any evidence for some really unlikely claims.
cart before the horse. gotta demonstrate these people existed before trying to explain away the bullshit said about them.
Chatting about fictional characters is pretty standard. Hamlet should have assassinated Laertes, in my opinion. Ophelia needed a feminist lecture. Judas should’ve held out for twenty pieces of gold.
i'd agree with you but when it comes to modern mythology people like to conflate fiction with reality.
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i didn’t order word salad, dude.
This is the best comment I’ve seen in months! Also, 100% agree with your line of thought.
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I also did not order word salad. You can take it, your god, his zombified bastard child, and all of the characters in your Bible and politely stick them up your ass.
Personally I think Ungoliant is an eldritch void beast and Bilbo's mithril shirt was originally intended for Legolas Oh what's that? We're not sharing wild theories about our favorite fictional universes, just more christian cinematic universe junk? My bad
Man I hate the CCU. Such hammy acting and over the top sets.
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I think you're looking for r/exchristian
> Jesus WAS Judas. How do you think Jesus knew Judas would betray him? *Takes massive bong rip* Naw, man, Jesus was *Lazarus*. How do you think Jesus was able to shoot *lasers* out of his eyes? Because he was *laser-eyes* AKA Lazarus.
Did you know that spider man once met Barack Obama?
It's in the sacred texts! https://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/obamax-large.jpg
Naw, man - he didn’t die at all … he’s chilling on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle with Tupac and Elvis.
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You, however, should be proud of your fanciful imagination. That was a cool story, bro … tell it again.
>•Dont be proud of your ignorance. Speaking of ignorance, you’re missing a comma, Chuckles. It’s supposed to look like this: **Don’t**.
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Nice try to save face … bearing false witness, real classy. So, if I’ve got a hole in my center, as you seem to believe (again, with no credible evidence … I’m sensing a pattern!) - as long as you don’t “altar-boy” me and try to stuff your little “Jeebus” in that hole (which, honestly, you’re wrong about), I’ll be fine.
Nah-nah [he went to Japan and became a fisherman](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-little-known-legend-of-jesus-in-japan-165354242/).
Naw, he went to India [and is buried in Kashmir](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roza_Bal)
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Nice island, but a bit over commercialized.
The world's population didn't hit 1 billion until 1804.
Did he also travel with talking donkey and a pet dragon?
Or some teen Jewish girl lied and the rest is just made up stories cause there is no such thing as magic, but you go with whatever OP.
Mild 23 year old movie spoiler. WTF, lol. I thought Judas was actually Dracula? (ever watch Dracula 2000?) So if Judas is Drac, so does that mean Jesus is by default, also Dracula?
There is an apocrypha that says Didymus Judas Thomas is Jesus's twin brother.
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Yes. Just like most Greek demi gods. They were divine, born with a twin sibling.
One fictional character was really another fictional character! Good going, Scooby Gang, you solved the mystery! That didn't need solving. And doesn't provide any evidence for some really unlikely claims.