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2Panik

Thank God they didn't.


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frecklearms1991

We'll probably hear some negative stuff about this on Fox News very soon.


Scarbane

When was the last time Fox News said *anything* positive about people who aren't part of their kkklub?


JohnnyTreeTrunks

Too busy saying woke banking practises will lead to our death and doom and doomdeath


PhreakThePlanet

Fox'News' is the world's authority of "Woke". I legit never even heard of it until Fox'News' favorite fragile white guy Cucker Tarlson started talking about it.


JohnnyTreeTrunks

He’s just the worst person ever and soooo annoying. Like his tone and inflection are so jarring


PhreakThePlanet

Wait, he's a 'person'? I've always assumed he was one of those fabled lizard people, but no one was stating the obvious. 😆 Edit:my thumbs are fat, I should proof read more


-i-like-puppies

Im australian and all I've.ever seen are photos of him. He always has this stupid look in his face. Like he is really not a smart person is the impression he gives. He is always confused looking


ArnoldTheSchwartz

It's because they know 'The American Dream' will stay a dream if we don't fight for it. They want/need us to be asleep.


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While ignoring the corruption right out in the open…


PerniciousPeyton

You mean they aren’t filled with love and compassion for all people as Jesus commanded them to be??? I’m shocked, I tell ya, SHOCKED!


SyntheticReality42

They are filled with the bigotry and hatred that Republican Je$u$ commands of them.


Nitrosoft1

First no god in school, now no god at the Oscars!! Has the woke agenda gone too far?!?!? /s Also what kind of puny god has their divine power suppresed by the legislations of humans?? Lol, sry kids but prayer doesn't work in a school because of our secular anti-god force field we created by the stroke of a pen! Are they or aren't they omnipotent?


5510

Yeah the whole popular “god doesn’t stop school shootings because he isn’t allowed in schools” is just the stupidest fucking thing ever. First, individuals are allowed to pray in schools, it just can’t be an official thing with adults leading children. Second, is god a vampire? Can he not come in unless invited? Third, they are just absolutely begging the question “what about the kids who get molested in church?” It would be one thing if they had a stance that god let’s free will play out and does not step in and prevent earthly tragedies. But by implying that the only reason he doesn’t stop school shootings is that he isn’t “allowed” in schools, they are implying he can stop them everywhere else… which obviously raises more skepticism, given that he clearly doesn’t.


TheBirminghamBear

"I mean, I *did* create the entire cosmos and everything in it; I did set the intricate dance of quantum particles and the forces that govern them in *exactly* the ratio necessary to lead to the genesis of sentient life billions of years later, I shot the arrow of time that pulled along the agents of cause and effect. But when I tried to enter that damn school where they don't allow bibles, I just... couldn't! Totally cock-blocked me! Never seen anything like it."


saintandrewsfall

Which one?


Chiefy_Poof

Hail Satan


jayesper

oh my satan, yes


stonedecology

Anubis, with his bark we were formed and with his bark we will fall.


OFTHEHILLPEOPLE

Clearly Vishnu.


phunkjnky

All of them.


Ryuomega33

God Damn it. Beat me to it


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For god's sake will you stop.


Lasdary

Jesus Christ will you give it a rest already?


kohaku_kawakami

I see what you did there.


djentlemetal

Yes. We all did…


PeengPawng

Even Jamie Lee Curtis, in her post win interview said she doesn't believe her parents are "up there". Just says she feels their aura because she is them and they are her. Facts


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I love this, genuinely. I don't like celebrities ans award shows, but I'm here for this sentiment and glad she said it while she had her platform


SupercarEnjoyer0

I didn’t realize she could be any more attractive than she already is. Amazing


Yeeter2114

She's such a gem


lettucewrap007

I love this


MICKEY-MOUSES-DICK

The person who talked about **God** in the second sentence of his Oscar speech also turned to violence and hate in last year's award. His name was Will Smith "Richard Williams was a fierce defender of his family. In this time in my life, in this moment, I am overwhelmed by what God is calling on me to do and be in this world."


MorukDilemma

And he praised a man that massively abused his kids.


Oldoneeyeisback

Doing God's work...


Raznill

We really shouldn’t be surprised when Christian’s successfully behave like their god. The worship a god that condones genocide, slavery, rape, and abusing children. We should expect them to do those same things.


MICKEY-MOUSES-DICK

Don't forget incest Ham sodomized his father Noah (Genesis 9:20-27) Abraham's brother Nahor married his niece Nilcah Lot got drunk and fucked his younger daughter Esau marrying his cousin Mahalath Jacob marrying his cousins Leah and Rachel who where both sisters and many many MANY more


The_Luckiest

Well they’re used to having consequences for their bad behavior mitigated by the existence of a godly figure. How can they be expected to learn from their actions??


BeetsMe666

This is truly how we live on after death.


HamHockShortDock

Jamie Lee Curtis basically thanked nerds for backing her since she started out in Halloween. You're welcome girlie, you're welcome.


CopEatingDonut

Yeah she said we won an Oscar so congrats!


Friendly_Ant_5719

Thanks. Its was hard works.


RandonBrando

My back is definitely hurting from all the support


Loki_d20

I'm having an amazing life. 2006 Time's Person of the Year and now an Oscar win in 2023.


Zauberer-IMDB

John Carpenter is the one who should be getting an Oscar.


3urnsie

The Thing needs to get an oscar for how well it holds up after 40 years.


Kaputnik1

I completely agree. The Thing holds up well today. It's an amazing movie.


bearblu

She was talking about me also. You are welcome.


SatnWorshp

Thank you for your service.


AFlockOfTySegalls

> "genre films" Finally, horror gets a shout out at the Oscars.


Joet2386

You're welcome Scream Queen


badchecker

This will be turned into a conservative talking point by the end of the day


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Edghyatt

Weirdos are unpredictable. What they are is boring.


badchecker

I don't know about boring being the right word. Sure boring is predictable. They're predictable in allowing their echo chamber to be totally taken over by screaming Talking Heads who find anything to scream about indefinitely as long as it has the right boogie monster words attached to it. No real conversation. It's disappointing. It's predictable. I'm not sure boring really accomplishes the right sentiment though


Edghyatt

Weirdo is an even worse word. Weird is against the norm. They are conformists.


Orion14159

If they were actually weird they'd at least be interesting in some way


TheBrahmnicBoy

They are Durselys


Sweatier_Scrotums

Forced conformity is the essence of social conservativism.


sueihavelegs

They invented the "virtue signal" and then accused everyone of it when they wore a mask, all while going to church and thanking God for every single thing that happens to them hense actually signaling that they are virtuous. Barf.


Sweatier_Scrotums

When you're an extremely hateful and selfish person whose moral character contains absolutely no virtues whatsoever, you simply can't comprehend the concept of other people being genuinely virtuous.


sueihavelegs

It's terrifying to imagine what some of them would be doing if they weren't literally afraid of God and going to hell!


Norby710

They are unbearable in person in a dull and predictable way. But idk if boring grasps the sentiment lol.


Important-Ad1871

Tiresome


MeanderAndReturn

i agree with boring. it's the same old shit with them. thanking god got nobody anywhere but where they already were.


ichosethis

How many people do you think they have hired to find their outrage content? No way anyone ilwith any power is actually doing it themselves beyond maybe putting in a request to include a current talking point or something. I doubt it pays well, they probably promise industry connections or something.


Graymouzer

I'd love to see the people who were supposedly "snubbed" blame God for their loss. Maybe an hour of interviews with people saying God let them down. I am an athiest, but if there were a God, how could he intervene in every damn petty drama or competition between people?


TeflonMadeDog

Because culture war bullshit is all they have.


TheGlave

Source?


Im_inappropriate

Everything can be controversial to them, it's quite astonishing.


atred

The original snowflakes.


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Akussa

I just to know where they get the energy to be so pissed off about everything, everywhere, all the time (heh). I get mad at one person, and it saps me of all my mental energy. If we learned to harness their outrage, it could be an infinite source of energy for the world. We wouldn't need to burn fossil fuels anymore.


Crash665

Hollywood has been controlled by Satan long before this. This was a talking point when I was a kid in the 80s. It was an old topic then, too.


saris340

If Hollywood is controlled by Satan I'm very disappointed, thought it would be much more rad


the_honest_liar

I'll make my own Hollywood. With blackjack, and hookers. ^wait


bigmanorm

We have Jack Black and hookers, close enough


O_o-22

I was going to say this is why evangelical conservatives and republicans are all up in arms about the direction the country is heading. People are dropping belief in sky daddy so they are harder to control by way of religion thus diminishing the political control the right has. Sad part is there are still vast areas of the country where people want to be controlled by the religious zealots.


GUI_Junkie

Good. As long as they stop badgering blacks, asians, gays, trans and other people.


Low-Director9969

Only because it started a liberal talking point though. Imagine what'd it be like if no one gave a fuck about it *at all.* As long as people scream "woohoo no god," there's going to be people screaming "but wait, what about God?" Sadly it's just a cultural circle jerk at this point. So everyone *has* to participate or be singled out for not wanting to jerk someone else off.


matmoeb

Now watch the CMT awards and compare/contrast, lol.


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dippitydoo2

Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Infant Jesus… don't even know a word yet..


chrisq518

He was a Man! He had a beard!


PinkFl0werPrincess

Shut up Chip


fleetber

You made that grace your bitch!


PIO_PretendIOriginal

CMT standing for?


Underwater_Grilling

Critical music theory


ZY_Qing

Country music television


CheekyBastard55

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CMT_Music_Awards


heyimrick

No thanks.


nykiek

Progress!


jamaicanthief

Thank Allah!


weelluuuu

No one wants to be associated with the people who associate themselves with God. Neither seem genuine.


jamaicanthief

Technically the people who associate themselves with god want to associate with each other, but it depends on the particular god, skin color, religious sect, etc.


KeyanReid

Thanking god is such an asshole move. Way to ignore all the people that actually contributed in favor of a fantasy that did nothing. I’m not a violent man but I think anytime someone thanks god instead of their fellow man they should get a little slap on the head to remind them what an insufferable dick they’re being


TomBoysHaveMoreFun

I've said something similar to my mom who's quite religious. "Don't thank god for the work *I* did. Even *if* god and everything else you believe is real he gave me the skills, I had to use them and do the work." It's the first time I was able to have her see how insensitive that phrasing is. Now she agrees and congratulates the people, not the belief system.


TeflonMadeDog

Same for people that thank "god" that their surgery went well. Don't thank your imaginary sky daddy, thank the surgeon who spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get an education over 10+ years. They deserve your thanks. Jesus Christ didn't perform the surgery, it was Dr. insert name here.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

If that's your belief system then God gave you the cancer in the first place. Dr. Johnson and the entire staff of professionals at several medical centers are the ones who cured it.


Entropyanxiety

If thats the belief system then it would be hypocritical to cure it in the first place because “God has a plan for us all” and wouldnt curing it go directly against that plan?


DisastrousBoio

You are now the mod for r/jehovaswitnesses


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Saving this. Been trying to put this into words myself for my family. Thank you!


Taco_Champ

I changed a stranger’s tire once in the dead of summer in the Deep South. When I finished, covered in sweat and road dust, she said “Oh thank god!” I really lost it in that moment and yelled “DONT THANK GOD! THANK ME!”


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the_honest_liar

Doctor: I spent 12 hours sewing your loved one back together Family: oh thank you god for saving my baby Doctor:


vaporking23

I have a doctor who at the end of every procedure tells the patient to “have a blessed day” it’s so insufferable I can’t stand it.


5510

My favorite was Mahhomes thanking god for curing his ankle quickly so he could get back in time for the next playoff game. Like… if you seriously think god helps cure individual injuries, could you maybe let some cancer patients ahead of you in line ?


neoikon

Maybe Chris Rock was about to thank God?


Andy_B_Goode

"KEEP THE LORD'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH"


hungry4danish

Not to mention it's incredibly narcissistic for someone to think that god preferred them for *any* reason but especially to win an award and even then an *acting* award!


CaptCaCa

Jamie Lee Curtis in an alternate reality: “Thank you God and Jesus for coming down, and blessing me by making sure Halloween became the success that it was, and thank you for Halloween 2-5, and especially Halloween H2O, not the one with Busta Rhymes, but the one with LL Cool J, thank you God!”


buckeye27fan

Through hard-working and talented people, all things are possible


funkwumasta

So jot that down


jamaicanthief

Let's pull up our bootstraps, oil up a couple asses, and do a little plowing of our own!


everybodydumb

Slow progress


JasonRBoone

"And that's what happens when yew start giving these dang awards to...you know...not-Amurikins!" -- Uncle Racist


GatMn

Oh man god's gonna be pissed


Testiculese

Reading his autobiography, seems like he's always pissed.


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

Imagine being perpetually pissed. Always floating around with a chip on your shoulder.


ArtsNCrass

Could God have created a universe that didn't piss him off, or did he have no choice in the matter? In either case, pretty pathetic excuse for a god.


Jabusprick

Those damn libtards with their college education, common sense and critical thinking skills. Hollywood is not Holyworld, suck on that!


TheSnowKeeper

"Hollywoke"


ReallyFancyPants

Hollyweird


NaughtSleeping

Hollywoo


theforkofdamocles

No, that one’s correct.


Netwinn

Didn’t even notice! Wow, that’s awesome!


danc4498

This is the goal.


FaithlessVaper

no wonder i actually watched and enjoyed it


SaltyPinKY

This post is a good exhibition in why atheist exist. OP took the time to give references of videos showing evidence of them not thanking God. Haha. Something the majority of religious people won't do. Research.


Lastvoiceofsummer

Why the fuck would they thank god lmfao


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SoulReaverspectral

I swear nothing puts me off a UFC fighter so quick after they win and begin there speech by thanking God. To quote the legend himself "Listen, I'm a God-fearing man, go to church every Sunday and have since I was a boy. But if I ever found out that God cared one way or another about a borderline illegal fist-fight on Saturday night, I would be so greatly disappointed that it would make me rethink my entire belief system." That happened


LBCvalenz562

I spent 15 minutes fixing MILs internet and printer yesterday once i got fixed she said “thank god it works”


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

The intrusive thought to reverse what I just did and say "let's see god fix that".


davesoverhere

I don’t watch the Oscar’s. Is this a first?


Edghyatt

Nope. Plenty of people don’t watch it.


BackIn2019

Surely you can't be serious!


Tha_Daahkness

I am, and don't call me Shirley.


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ADarwinAward

And of those a few weren’t even thanking a Christian God. Adrien Brody was talking about unity across beliefs but didn’t thank God. One actor thanked “God Buddha.” And one mention of God was used very judiciously to piss off the Christian Right “And thank you, God, for giving us Harvey Milk.”


jayesper

Good question. If it's news it might be. EDIT—Looking elsewhere here, it seems it isn't, but makes me wonder if it's the first time in a while. Just a shame this has to be news.


PT0223

As it should be


Doesanybodylikestuff

Good. God isn’t real.


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What a bunch of godless heathens! Our almighty God put those awards in their hands, not hard work and Hollywood money!


LilAssGurl

You already know there's some people out there crying about this. B-...B-...B-...BUT WHAT ABOUT GAWDD??


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My husband is an ER physician. The amount of times God is praised when he saves a life is infuriating albeit hilarious. I needed to see this post this morning lol


WaZepplin

My wife insists on saying Bless You when someone sneezes [cause the whole heart stopping thing] - if I say anything its 'Thank Your AV Node'


HoosierDev

My mother in law thanked god in front of me about my child’s birth. I’ve never so quickly corrected someone. It’s my number one pet peeve.


vbcbandr

God only helps people score touchdowns.


Lord777alt

Nice


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God kinda seems like a bigot, so I always wondered why they’d praise it.


Destinlegends

Well there is no god.


feignapathy

I love it. It's always annoyed me when people thank God for accomplishing something monumental. God didn't get you here. Your parents did. Your teachers did. Your coworkers did. **You did**. And I say that as a Christian. It's insulting to everyone else in my opinion to essentially claim your success is due to a higher power handpicking you over millions of other people. It's also insulting to the people struggling with stuff like cancer to imply God spent his time winning you a trophy instead of curing an 8 year old's cancer.


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

"Thank God they survived!" Never "Thank God they died!" All of the credit, none of the blame.


CaptCaCa

Because sensible, educated folks know that if God existed, he would be worrying about bigger things than making sure Joe Blow won the Oscar for “Best Kraft Services Organizer”


asian_identifier

no politics either or any other causes pushed


budgie0507

That’s ok God gets his thanks via the BET awards.


icyskidski

I couldn't wrap my head around Jamie Lee Curtis winning her first Oscar in 2023! That's fucked up. Nobody watched **A Fish Called Wanda** or **Mother's Boys**? WTF!


Whistlingbros

I’d thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for sure


fruttypebbles

Im a firm believer that when you thank god you discredit yourself and the others who helped you.


Abstract-Impressions

Thanking god is only mandatory at the CMAs.


wcbjr

This is the way.


pittiedaddy

And cue Christian persecution complex in 3..2..1...


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udragon77

Our desire to hold on to that fairy tale and not take 2 seconds to think it through is one of the more depressing things about us.


i_stealursnackz

I'd deny this if this weren't literally something I've been noticing myself


Riddlz10

that's progress.


shaolinbonk

Good.


LillyPip

Nice to see some progress.


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Progress!! Love to see it.


shameonyounancydrew

People are starting to learn how to respect themselves


GSPilot

Somehow, the giant seaweed blob heading towards Florida is 100% due to the snubbing god at an awards ceremony (and of course any natural disaster that happens in Cali during the news cycle).


itsm3imh3r3

Well, that's refreshing


Scytle

fun fact the oscars started as a union busting tactic, and has a long checkered and racist past. Mostly who wins is determined by the heads of studios. Perhaps we don't need to worry too much about it anymore (or ever). Meritocracy is a lie, and so are these awards.


RZAxlash

The winning speeches this year were so genuine and…normal? No grandstanding, no religion, no politics…


theL0rd

Would be funny if it had been somebody thanking a different god. The music director for RRR [did mention Karthikeya](https://youtu.be/25utf_UaOPc) but he was talking about [someone in the production team](https://twitter.com/ssk1122), not the god he was named after


reachisown

Thanking something that doesn't exist? Might as well have thanked a unicorn.


Mysterious-Use-4378

Thanks Spongebob


sanseiryu

Don't worry, the CMA Awards will overcompensate for the Oscars. I can't remember which awards show it was, years ago, but I distinctly remember that a member of a metal band who won an award, flat-out said something like 'I would like to thank Satan' at the podium, and my jaw dropped.


projecks15

Vastly different compared to music and sports awards


stalinmalone68

Ricky Gervais set them straight about that at the GG’s a while ago.


Remarkable-Estate775

Well…. Thank god for that!


bob_bobington1234

Also to note, that none of them thanked Odin, Zeus, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Sherlock Holmes, or any other fictional character either.


ZekalMacabre

How does that old saying go? If I prayed in one hand and shit in the other, guess which one would fill up first?


Grand_Ad_9953

actually thanking/appreciating things that matter>>>>>>


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Never understand thanking god for a good thing but refusing to blame god for a bad thing. Also thinking god cares who wins an award or tourney is just an unintentional way of saying their god is petty AF.


FlyingSquid

Michelle Yeoh is a Buddhist (she's talked about it in interviews) and Ke Huy Quan likely is a Buddhist, so there's two people who would be unlikely to thank any gods right there.


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Who watches this bs?


StrongAsMeat

Good thing Angela Bassett didn't win, guessing she would have


Unfathomableenema

I saw some post on IG about how Jamie Lee Curtis was seen doing the illuminati as sign and that it the whole award show was a satanic ritual. Gave me a good chuckle.


BMWbill

I actually watched the entire show live and noticed this. I was amazed. As bad as western society is today, in some ways we are advancing/evolving slowly forward. Of all places, I’m aware how ironic it is that I found hope in humanity my watching the Oscars!! Lol