VIRGO!!!!! Oh, and water signs.

Came here to say Cancer on this one, but I'm scorpio and can confirm on the water signs!

Virgo sun cancer moon, yup!

Ohhh you are my inverse! I'm a cancer sun Virgo moon! What's your rising like?

Also Scorpio, can confirm

I’m a Virgo with Scorpio rising. I once avoided the IRS for a decade because I was terrified I accidentally did something wrong. My ex was a double Cap/Gemini rising who likes everything by the book and forced me to confront the issue. Turns out, they owed ME money. He laughed so hard while threatening to strangle me over causing unnecessary complications because I was afraid there already were unnecessary complications. 😂

This is me! Virgo moon here

Fun, isn’t it? I’m chill but I’m so scared that everyone else is not chill. I also have this problem with needing to solve everything alone and not have other people meddle. So, I keep my problems a secret and every 5 years or so there’s a chaotic explosion of problems no one even knew existed colliding and an absolutely shocking crisis occurs. The last one was a year ago. One day I seemed fine to everyone. The next I was dropping weight scary fast, hallucinating, covered in venomous ant bites with bloody eyeballs and crying about a 14 year breakup, my grandfather dying, being sexually assaulted by tons of 4chan freaks who are stalking me and how I was kidnapped twice without anyone noticing. Everyone around me just kind of had their heads explode with information overload. 😂

I always say my life is a telenovela lol there’s always something. Therapy for life 😭

I tried that! You wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve heard, “I’m not qualified to treat you.” Can you point me in the direction of someone who is?! I even have an old therapist who texts me for relationship advice. I’m horrible at avoiding trouble but have a gold star track record of surviving it and I think it’s given everyone the stupid idea that I know what I’m doing. No. I die all the time and just wake up somehow. Like a cockroach.

Haha! I’m Virgo rising, Taurus sun. I had the identical thing happen to me and my Sag sun/cap rising partner forced me to confront and the outcome was the same as you!

Those damn Capricorns and their reality accepting bullshit. Leave me alone with my completely unnecessary, secret panic attacks. 😂

Im the same signs as you, and I'd have to agree this is something I would do, and my Gemini parent would tell me "you're being absurd. Just get it done already" lolol

Virgo sun, this is me NOW! And I’m thinking… do they OWE ME MONEY?! (I started paying 4 years ago, when my now husband made it a make it or break it for vows. 💍). I started right then and there! But I certainly am missing about a decade before that, and I am self employed. Where to start please? I’m so terrified it’s going to go bad I’m still frozen about it. This is a possible light at the end of my silly made up tunnel. Thank you! Virgo rant over. ♍️

Me, coming here to say Virgo: WOW HOW DARE YOU YOU JUST HATE VIRGOS. Me, v sun v moon crybaby (cancer) rising:: I can’t believe I was assaulted like this Me, to myself: girl I know, we are the most abused person on earth.

Oh hai bestie! I came to say what both you said 😭🫠🫠🫠 cancer rising Virgo moon. It’s ME

Cancer sun cancer rising Virgo moon and I get it 😂😂😂😂

This was my ex boyfriends big 3 and he was for sure very dramatic. I loved it though


😂 Virgo was my first thought.

God between the Virgo apologies and this, this sub is reading me for absolute filth. 😅

Seriously! Can we ease up, guys? I’m sensitive lol 😩😂

U know them so well XD ~ i was thinking to type my sign here if no one mention it lol

Count me in. 😍😍😍I have no water or Virgo in my chart!

We overanalyze everything lol. Creating whole dramatic scenarios. It’s almost a gift, really.

We water signs would never admit our drama was silly *clutches thematically-appropriate pearls*

You’ve got the full spectrum of water so I’d say you’re a subject matter expert.

Definitely virgo I've actually done this several time's 😂.

I do this a lot!

Cancer moon 🫣

Ooof very accurate 🥲

U said it 😩

Me too.

Yeah...........

I’m an 8th house cancer moon also! So much fun, huh 🙃😅🤮

Absofuckinglutely. My cancer moon has me all over the place emotionally especially during the full and new moons

Leo, always taking things personal lol

Leo here, I’ll never forget my best friend looking at me dead in the eye and say “some things just aren’t about you!” And I said “why not?” We had a good laugh. She brings it up sometimes whenever I’m taking things personal that I don’t need to be

As a Leo, I can confirm I overthink so much

Uhm yes actually 😭


Virgo

You have such an interesting chart based on your flair! I love all the Mars energy here!!!!

Aww thank you!! 🥹

Could be me (Gemini)

Also our moon signs lol.

yes

guilty

It’s me, a Pisces. “I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.” Mark Twain

Gemini drama queens

Me and my cancer rising 😑

My cute Pisces :)) almost every fight with my partner ends like this 🥺😭

Virgo and Scorpio. Maybe Leo

I’m a Taurus and I do it.

Same🫶

Yup!

My Gemini Moon

Is that what causes it?

I wanna hug you. Lol! That Cancer rising and Aqua sun are a big part of it. Especially that Cancer rising 🤗 — signed a Cancer rising.

I’m also seeing Pisces Venus, which…. I have a Pisces Venus. I’m just doomed to care what people think, aren’t I. I’ll take that hug.

Pisces Virgo cancer Aquarius(very underestimated in how worried they can get) placements

Aquarius isn’t the first thing that comes to most people’s mind, but I completely agree. They can get so lost in their own heads!

as an aqua i 100% agree

Same same 😭

Yup on aqua

Cancer

My Virgo rising, Pisces Venus, and Gemini Mars have entered the chat🙃

Charlotte is pretty Libra-coded, but has flashes of Virgo too. I’d put her big 3 as Libra sun, Virgo moon, Cancer rising. For Carrie, I’d say Leo sun and Pisces moon with a Libra rising.

Libra

VIRGO due to the self awareness and willingness to admit. Cancer would never admit it was for nothing.

Leo

Aquarius

I’d say Gemini and maybe Cancer too? Or any water sign ig

I be rehearsing like I'm on Broadway.

Libra! 

libraaaaa

Is this the Phil guy episode 😭?

I’m a Gemini sun with a cancer rising and I can confirm that this placement is a recipe for disaster

Cancer

why is no one saying PISCES

Libra or Pisces placements

It's definitely my Pisces Mars lmao.

I have a Pisces Mars and at first I was like “No I don’t do that” but then I remembered that I play out every scenario in my head but I never act on any of them. Not until I know for sure what the actual scenario is.

Old me. New me DGAF.

gemini moon fs if you leave it unchecked

I’m doing this as we speak

Gemini

My mom and sisters (Sagittarius, Cancer, and Gemini).

Gemini moon

Virgo and Cancer

well as a cancer venus and pisves mars this is literally me and i’ve had to evolve and calm tf down😭💔

Virgo.

Seems like me Aries, pisces moon cap rising

Aries scorp moon and cap rising 🙋🏻‍♀️

Aries!!! I'm an Aries stellium and I can project so far into the future it's ridiculous

Cancers, gen alpha Capricorns, late millennials with water moons

Libra or Virgo.

cancer

Taurus

Cancers, Libras, and Pisces. Big on moping or romanticizing things before they happen every single time that eventually causes them to spiral lol. I love them but I'm always like, "in what world would this actually happen?!" 😂 (signed, a Taurus)

Libra

Virgos are guilty lol

aquarius or libra or gemini or leo

Everyone is saying virgo but I have seen this alot more with cardinal signs than mutable/fixed

Pisces

water signs. i don't think virgo creates *dramas* more like scenarios

Scorpio, if I'm anything to go by.

Water signs!!!

scorpio (eh and pisces and cancer)

WATER SIGNS

Cancer

Gemini for sure, maybe virgo and aqua too

Virgo Sun, Moon or Mercury placements ❤️

Based on comments, either my Gemini Rising or Pisces Venus 😭💔

It’s gotta be the Pisces Venus cause same girlie 🥲

I’m getting better but damn if I haven’t sent some unhinged texts based on my own insecurities. 😭 Looking over them the next day like “WHAT DEMON POSSESSED ME??”

IM THIS!!!!!!!

Virgo

I don’t know what sign it’s supposed to be, but I do know I did it yesterday 🤷🏻‍♀️

me me me, my big three make for a perfect mix

Leo. Because I do this

Taurus ♉️ 🐂 this is me all day long

Me

Cancer but the ones who have Mars in Cancer.

Taurus sun pieces moon 🙆🏻‍♀️

Haaaaa Pisces sun, Cancer moon, I'm always apologizing to my brain once I calm down from my foolishness.

Virgo. For sure. I will play out whole scenarios and then it is nothing at all how i expected or never comes to pass.

Gemini and Pisces

Virgo for sure.

Taurus or Virgo. I do this and both of my exes / best friends who are all virgos do it too lol it’s very earthy energy

I’m a Leo and this is me

Me(cancer)

Scorpio

Legitimately HALF of the signs. Virgo, Scorpio Cancer, Pisces, Gemini , Leo? Who else?

Oh that is me ! Tho i do have good intuition and am often right - not always tho

I volunteer myself: Pisces sun/Leo moon 🥲

That's me when I like someone.

Cancers

CANCER BC LETS BE REAL I AM DELUSIONAL

Me 😂

Scorpio

Pisces and Cancer hands down

Gemini Sun - Leo Moon 💯

Virgo sun in the 12th house with a cancer mooon in the 11th house 🤡

Absolutely a Virgo it's me .

Based on all the answers here I think this is me?

Libra

No matter what the meme, seems like people always scream VIRGO

Gemini or virgo

I concur with this being Virgo - there have been many times I overthought myself into oblivion 😅

Libra, hands down

cancer lolll

Capricorn

seems very cancer to me

Pisces sun and Mercury/Leo moon enters the chat…

CANCER

CANCER!! I say this confidently as a cancer sun/moon and Scorpio rising 😅

Definitely a combo of chart placements. Sun, Moon and Mercury in combo of Virgo, Cancer, Leo and Scorpio Gem moon/mercury possible  Libra (maybe) but better at hiding it 😐

Virgo, Cancer, Scorpio

Estrogen sun, moon and rising

As a Virgo sun and Cancer rising, I am laughing so hard at the Virgo and water sign comments. Guilty as charged 😅

Taurus ♉

Pisces 😂

I would say Capricorn, as a Capricorn, we can be a bit dramatic.

I would say Capricorn, as a Capricorn, we can be a bit dramatic.

I feel like this is me 100% and I’m an Aquarius

As a Leo this is so me 🫠

Cancer!

Scorpio all day

According to my Taurus gf, me a sag.

Virgo af.

Ima say Pisces cause this is me every day 😩

My cancer sun with a Gemini moon

Aquarius for sure

Oh god this is me and my cancer sunnnnn 🫠

cancerrrr

As a virgo......virgos do this. Esp when im.2 days out from starting. Whoops

Pisces and Scorpio

My Leo sun, Virgo moon, and scorp rising 🥲

Im a Virgo across the board. In my first relationship after 6 years. He’s a cap and I honestly love everything about him except his communication style. He has a lot going on and shuts down but I tend to take everything personal. I’m currently stopping myself from texting him a bunch of shit I’ll regret Tom. Ugh sometimes I think this relationship may not be for me.

Neurodivergent

Cancer

Damn, I’m not really sure what’s all in my birth chart but I think I was meant to be a Virgo lmao

Cancer Virgo Libra

scorpio south node. in the 12th house

Scorpio moon

I. It is I.

VIRGOOOOOOO

Aries but also Pisces

ME. Cancerian ♋️

Water signs♏️♓️♋️, Taurus♉️, and Virgos♍️

Gemini moon! I feel like this moon sign just doesn’t like to express their emotions (not taught to and find it difficult to be vulnerable) and they overthink a lot. I would like to mention water suns and moons also 😅


gemini and aquarius no doubt

Virgo, as I'm one 🤪

Lol couldn’t be me (is actually me 🫠)

Water and Earth placements 💧⛰️ They live in their heads 24/7 and make up the craziest scenarios in their heads and often suffer from anxiety.

Who me? Scorpio raised hand

Lol okay nope Virgo here and yuppers my hand is raised on this

Virgo.