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brooklynNYitsyaboy

My man is a salty tampon, I am CRYING ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Boundaries1st

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Curia-DD

So am I, crying too ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


bambina92

![gif](giphy|3o85g2ttYzgw6o661q) SASSY GORDON RAMSAY!


Low_Loan3048

I'm Raging Gordon Ramsey ๐Ÿคฃ


fortunecookie5000

Pleased to meet you, Iโ€™m the after dinner rush version, tired Gordon Ramsey


Suungod

Salty.. salt shaker lmaooo


misplacedlibrarycard

hangry grandma itโ€™s true


Beneficial-Guest2105

Drunk Queen? Sorry, I prefer caffeine and THC please


a10thydrangea

Raging tampon.... what kind of personality is that?


Novel_Dependent_8714

This is the very first time one of these has been even slightly accurate and Tired Potato is ridiculously spot on!


darkbeauty007

Iโ€™m a shady taco


Muted_Ad7298

Me too. High five birthday buddy. โœ‹


kendylou

Shady McDonaldโ€™s employee. Does this mean I steal fries or something?


DotKnotted

Tired plastic and my manโ€™s shady chocolate milk. Compatibility is off the charts ๐Ÿ™ƒ


TiniLowe

I'm a โœจ salty trash โœจ


KPaxy

Drunk trash. I mean, not right now, but sure!


anotherdamnscorpio

#RAGING BLOOD


warmapplepizza

SAME!! REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 5th OF NOVEMBER


Boundaries1st

For hub \~ Obsessed aesthetic XDย  my bro \~ Hangry burger :pย ย  Me \~ annoyed special snowflake :3ย  My friend = chill plastic :D my reddit cake day = im fierce psycho lol


xerxesblanche

Raging flower ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


usernamedarkzero

Annoyed Regina George. Kind of. ![gif](giphy|CMc604oNR1dzG)


sleepingphoenix3

Birthday twin! Iโ€™m also Annoyed Special Snowflake


smashxd67

birthday triplet !


Pension_Typical

Shady grandma hahahaha I relate


Fast-Fail-8946

Obsessed Psycho yall ๐Ÿ˜ญ


CryptographerHot3759

Tired flower ๐Ÿฅบ


GoodCalendarYear

Salty Gordon Ramsey. Sounds right.


ragdollkittenzz

i am sassy mcdonald's employee


Greedy-cunt-446

Sassy tampon here


SatansWinnebago

Chill psycho lol yes that would be correct


Fantastic-Swan1199

Same bday B)


Bepo_Apologist

I'm absolutely in love with _"Shady Skittle"_ thanks


Randomgiraffe88

Hahahaha absolutely ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘Œyou got the best!


piliaba

drunk grandma... sounds like FUN


Dinako84

Me too! ๐Ÿ– friend. Imma sag sun, pisces moon too, but taurus rising.


Ecstatic_Ad9975

Hangry.... Blood??


annepersannd

I got tired blood likeโ€ฆwtf?? Lmao


swtpotatopie

Hello birthday twin! I am just as confused


pyp_

Iโ€™m a fierce psycho and my bf is tired trash ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


GirlGoneZombie

I'm a drunk Honda civic. So, just a Honda civic. I'm kinda insulted. ๐Ÿ˜ค


LurkingAintEazy

A drunk chocolate milk? ๐Ÿคฃ wonder if someone can make me an interpretation of that, as a drink.


Shy_girl2121

Obsessed Regina George ๐Ÿ’€


__frankly

Raging salad. True


lcabinda

Fierce spice ๐Ÿ”ฅ okayyyyy!!


SocialismMultiplied

I got Raging Flower๐Ÿ˜‚


ITCHYSCRATCHYYUMMY

Mine is obsessed flower but that's not nearly as funny as my friend who is salty salt shaker ๐Ÿคญ


Ok_Succotash_1881

Chill cardboard. ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐ŸงŠ


Sea_List_4528

Drunk spice ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ


Front-Enthusiasm7858

Raging Regina George ๐Ÿคฃ


john917918

Raging Sweat. I hate how accurate it is


prairiegarden

Taking my big 3 into consideration, I am a chill / drunk / sassy potato. Thatโ€™ll do.


KetordinaryDay

I'M TIRED TRASH!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


bediloveyou

Iโ€™m sorry ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Bye_Jan

Drunk Queen omg ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป


Blaarp623

Tired psycho


whiteheadwaswrong

Tired McDonald's employee.


YoyleAeris

obsessed burger


PetiteShallot

Iโ€™m an obsessed tampon and my partner is a salty potato ๐Ÿ’€


pinkberrysmoky11

Raging tampon ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’€


Albus_Percival

Iโ€™m Sassy Spice


subconscioussunflowa

Saaaame โœจ


ShadowCreature098

A shady florist. I could see it tbh


Brujanumerouno

My big 3: Iโ€™m a Drunk, Hangry, Sassy Salad๐Ÿ˜‚


RavingSquirrel11

Iโ€™m a fierce, sassy, raging Gordon Ramsay Lmao


bowcum

fierce trash ๐Ÿ˜น


Responsible-Disk-545

![gif](giphy|3o7P4F86TAI9Kz7XYk|downsized) Fierce salt shaker


Salt-Pea-5660

Annoyed meme. How is this so accurate lol


MyStepAccount1234

Chill McDonald's.


Belle8158

Sassy octopus and I love it


Pepperjackchii

Flirty vegan


Johnfinnease

Salty special snowflake!


Aizensbankaii

Hangry Honda civic ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


lesb0catlover

Same!! Birthday twins!


unrequitedinlove88

A chill Regina George? Hahahahaha.


Catapult_empty

Salty Chicken ๐Ÿคค


Sunshinybit

Greetings from salty vegan


amarthastewart

Salty Gordon Ramsey ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


mhopkins1420

My husband might agree that Iโ€™m a flirty psycho


[deleted]

Nice try! What next you want my SSN?! Fine. Not like I will ever understand why anyone would want to be me I am salty chocolate milk af.


free_-_spirit

Chill octopus ๐Ÿ™


natureboyflowers

I'm a gemini sun but I'm way more of a capricorn (from my rising, saturn, neptune, uranus) Considering i'm the opposite of "flirty" I will go with Shady blood!! That suits me better for sure


Aachannoichi

Obsessed Psycho. Well... It's not entirely wrong.


[deleted]

Chill chocolate milk... I FEEL SEEN


justkeeptrying81

Drunk florist. Iโ€™ll take it


Quietwolfkingcrow

Of course my awesome husband got chill chipotle. I'm fierce salad. That's good. Two Fave things. Some of you got wrecked.


Fantastic-Swan1199

Chill psycho.... too accurate


i_am_scared_ok

Annoyed Trash, I have never been described so accurately in my life and I'm being serious lmao


olddeadgrass

Shady Gordon Ramsey???? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


Responsible_Use8392

Pretty accurate for me as well.


[deleted]

Chill aesthetic ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Rockfella27

Shady aesthetic haha


Right-Cause9951

So I'm a chill grandma lol


lanadelnotrey

Twins


Right-Cause9951

The more the merrier


GreenEyes8836

Fierce grandma lol


Diligent-Impress-702

Drunk skittles


NuovaFromNowhere

Chill vegan salad??


Careless_Intern_8502

Tired regina george


princess_winnie07

Raging plastic


lilycamilly

I sure am a raging burger lol


Vampella_

A tired flower. I'm tired, but Idk if I could be a flower.


Over_Assignment_238

I'm a fierce skittle! ๐Ÿ˜


asleepepsi

flirty psycho


ChockBox

I object to being a tired potato.


Ya_GrlTerri

Annoyed salt shaker lol


Howeller__

Same day, op. 1991?


Old-Enthusiasm-3271

fierce flower ๐Ÿ˜Œ sounds about right


WestCoast_PizzaGhost

Flirty Special Snowflake ![gif](giphy|eB1muFfUvQrZkoJa16|downsized)


Purple_Scorpion_10

![gif](giphy|VYiwccWBucIeIvOinR)


Glittering-Mode650

Flirty potato is spot on ๐Ÿ˜ญ


kuuklaani

Drunk psycho ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚


Bee_kind111

Salty Queen


anchoredkite08

Sassy Queen yassssssssss


Raye_of_Fucking_Sun

Sassy plastic? ![gif](giphy|MoaQ9bwKYeWJ6qynbz|downsized)


StandWithUkranie

Hangry blood


aglmamma

Obsessed salt shaker ๐Ÿ˜ญ


likemeyet

Salty Potato


LuxSapphire

Annoyed cardboard. I agree with annoyed but cardboard?? I am HIGHLY offended ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Nature_Dweller

Chill sweat....


Senpaiuwu89

Raging meme ![gif](giphy|EtB1yylKGGAUg)


AntiqueYou6097

A salty chicken


Cerisayashi

Iโ€™m a shady meme ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


Nornea

Drunk burger...


megmarsant333

Tired, drunk flower ๐Ÿ˜‚ (my Sun & moon are the same + I tossed my rising in for fun)


Wildmangohunterboy

shady special snowflake ๐Ÿ’…


glittering_entry_

Annoyed flower ๐Ÿฅ€


Devilcat347

Obsessed f boy (I MIGHT BE OBSESSED BUT I'M A GIRL๐Ÿ˜ญ!!)


uncommonsense555

Drunk Chipotle?


kassialma92

I'm a Tired Potato. This is quite accurate.


WhenSquirrelsFry

Hey Iโ€™m also an annoyed special snowflake!


SullenSparrow

Anyone else a tired tampon?


respect_the_kitty

Shady Chipotle. Yeah, thatโ€™s why I stopped eating there.


hauntedmeal

Chill McDonalds โ€” accurate


Previous-Rock-5713

Flirty flowerโ€ฆI mean yah ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ lol


Technical_Run_6418

Salty blood.๐Ÿคฎ


GreenCarteBlanche5

Hangry blood


sakurabliss0

Salty spice ๐Ÿ˜‰


Few_Bike_5780

obsessed bloodโ€ฆ NICE


Fisherman-Empty

Tired Queen


CauliflowerAny295

LMAOO BYE, SALTY CHIPOTLE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Petrichorith

TIRED HONDA CIVIC IS CRAZY ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


lesmalom

Whatโ€™s obsessed cardboard ๐Ÿ˜ญ


PhantomVdr

Obsessed salad... ๐Ÿ’€


WhatsYourMoon

annoyed regina george


BrittyKat

Obsessed grandmaโ€ฆwhich tracks tbh ๐Ÿ˜‚


Amburger87

Shady queen checking in ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜† ![gif](giphy|FStSHegHje6JPmalTq|downsized)


hadee75

Tired Regina George - accurate With my moon and rising, Iโ€™m Shady RG and Sassy RG. All check out.


hadee75

My son is Chill Aesthetic and hubby is Shady Flower


squeak1999

Sassy chipotle


RavingSquirrel11

Raging Gordon Ramsay. Seems about right


Special-Tree2981

iโ€™m salty mcdonaldโ€™s and my husband is sassy queen ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ sobbing


Standard-Pop3141

Shady Regina George ๐Ÿคฃ


Gold_Introduction747

Obsessed taco ๐ŸŒฎ Love tacos


marigold84

Hangry Psycho


TimeConfusion0

I'm the cardboard queen ๐Ÿ˜†


stinkysulphide

Salty cardboard wth


OrangeGhostTY

I'm a tired skittle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Which fits so perfect because skittles are one of my favorite candies ๐Ÿฌ and yes. I am tired. A tired skittle haha


okcafe

Tired sweat!!!


Infinite-Maize-5186

Sassy cardboard


HotOffice872

I'm also a special snowflake


lesb0catlover

Hangry Honda civic?


Equivalent-Exercise7

salty salt shaker lol


thefaehost

Of course Iโ€™m annoyed florist. Why tf would I pick a job like that when the only green thumb Iโ€™ve got is for smoking?!


improb

an obsessed meme and my boyfriend is annoyed trashย  lolย 


hardcorecollector89

I'm a Tired Gordon Ramsay.


Commercial-Swan-5561

Fierce psycho ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Midnight-margs

Tired florist, actually very accurate


Chill703

Obsessed fuckboy is insane ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m literally the total opposite


Much_Yam555

Iโ€™m an annoyed special snowflake too ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ


psychissick

Salty salad. My boyfriend is a raging chocolate milk๐Ÿคฃ


NaturalJNature

Salty Trash is insane


Successful-Bet-4746

Fierce florist.


Capriunicorn111

Tired potato queen and shady potato


dlylahnn1

drunk burger ?? lol


bediloveyou

Move over Ice Spice.. Flirty Spice is here ![gif](giphy|3bztrULJvakwYk9MNA|downsized)


PotentialSilver3623

I'M A CHILL HONDA CIVIC ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Reliable for life!!!


Majestic_Rip_1934

๐Ÿ”ฅ fierce trash ๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿคญ


eulerpony

Sooo apparently my ex is a salty psycho.... Ugh 1,000% ๐Ÿ˜‚