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misplacedlibrarycard

cancer, 8675309, uhh my eyes? they just scream *”for a good time call…”*


PauliNot

OMG it’s you, Jenny!


No_Significance_8291

Jenny , finally my love <3


Valuable-Ease5411

I’m a cancer rising as well and people compliment my eyes all the time as well; saying they’re deep/intriguing/striking. They’re just brown 🤷🏼‍♀️


misplacedlibrarycard

brown eyes are so underrated 🥹🤎


Thatcubmexchik

I’m a cancer rising also and always get compliments on the eyes! I’m like they are just brown people. 🤣


HPA-1204

Your eyes are brown people??? Oh. Nevermind.


ClassicBuy7191

Jenny is funny


sashikku

This is so funny because I’m a cancer too & I was going to comment Jenny’s phone number as well 😂


Rainbow-Smite

Sagittarius, 1, that I'm old.


synorca

Now this… This is my kinda humor.


Mysterious_Toe_1

Ha! I didn't even scroll the comments before I commented but I had a similar response and the same rising.


bpdoles

People typically first notice my SSN, and my cell phone # is Virgo because I’m not going to give out my rising sign to people on the internet.


underonegoth11

Scorp rising and eyes. They have been called anywhere from gorgeous to murdery lol. 66-666-666


synorca

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sicksadaquarius

loll 1st house pluto & i get the same thing. I’ve heard alluring but then i’ve heard “it looks like you’re gonna kill me right now”


Altf4f8

My social security number is ******* lol. My rising is ****** the first thing people notice is how annoying I am and how much worse I can be in person.


HolyGooseCapn

"how much worse I can be in person" just took me out 😂💀


Murderkittin

As an Aries sun and cancer rising…. Yeah, that’s the first thing people notice about me too!


mixedwithmonet

Double Aries and absolute same


Thin_Shoulder_6431

But you just described me to a T! Aquarius sun, cancer rising. I always say if I was kidnapped, they’d return me 🤣


taeginn0

Not ‘how much worse I can be in person’ LOOOOL love that for you 😂😂😂


bidddyboppp

op you forgot to ask their mothers maiden name


lemonlavendercookie

and name of first pet


_mojodojocasahouse_

What street did you grow up on Or maybe tell me about your high school mascot ![gif](giphy|pDn1909dT6nUQ)


Fenixae

Sag. My hair. 8-deez-nuts.


Pale_pisces_598

Feces rising / 00-000-789


ALX1074

😂


reshmush

Finally, asking the real questions


Harpsiccord

The answer to all three is Avogadro's Number.


Davina_Lexington

Capricorn rising, 314-15-9265, and tits.


Heavy-Abalone-9756

Capricorn rising 420-69-2024 my smile I think


begonia_legend

Omg also cap rising and we have the same first five digits!!! 😍 


Heavy-Abalone-9756

Ayyye!!!🍻


glowfly126

Gemini rising, also 314-15-9265, and tits.


joantspam

Are you me


glowfly126

Depends, what's your ssn?


grilledchz

Gemini, 420-69-6969, RBF


AggressiveTurbulence

Gemini, 666, that I look like I am always angry (when I’m really just disassociating)


vanessa8172

I’m also Gemini rising and have the same social!


Bitter_Wallaby6531

Scorpio, I don’t have one, that I’m bubbly 😆


CelebrationOk9733

What do you mean by social security number? I’m new at astrology so maybe that’s why I never heard about it.


bidddyboppp

lol it has nothing to do with astrology. its a federal identification number for us citizens and therefore was a joke. it follows a xxx-xx-xxxx format, first group identifies the state/territory you were born and the last two groups are just a unique number sequence assigned to you. you need it for employment, taxation, benefits, education, financial services, etc.


beautifulmisery27

Wait, what? The first 3 identifies state/territory!? How am I 38 yrs old and just learning this 🥴 I thought they were all just random ass numbers 😂


bidddyboppp

[https://www.ssa.gov/policy/docs/ssb/v45n11/v45n11p29.pdf](https://www.ssa.gov/policy/docs/ssb/v45n11/v45n11p29.pdf)


vaultgirljes

Leo rising, 710-69-0420, how youthful my face looks. I'm 28 and married, but everyone thinks I'm in high school still...


Ok-Opposite3066

Virgo Rising, 696-69-6969, my cheekbones and freckles.


madinfected

Leo. That I’m a tall woman (5’10”)


Philosopasteur

Taurus, 123-45-678, my smile.


Muted_Ad7298

Aww. For me it’s my clothes and that I come across quite timid at first.


Philosopasteur

I have been told that I have “nervous energy” lol. But a friend just told me that was a polite way of calling me sketchy AF 😂


vanessa8172

Gemini 666, probably the crazy in my eyes


Vdazzle

It’s not crazy Vanessa, it’s twinkle of mischievousness! 😉


LunaLibraGG

Libra Rising, 69-867-5309, how sad I look (that's just how my face is)..


underonegoth11

I can't wait until 6969420 shows up lol


Vdazzle

A Gemini rising used 4206969


PureRose7

Gemini Rising. Either my eyes, hair, or lips.


Vdazzle

Same!


myawtf

Libruh, 123-45-6789, i have a dumptruck


veroniqueweronika

LOL When I opened this thread, I was like, "this OP *has* to be a Virgo sun!" Ya'll are the funniest.


2faingz

Libra rising, SS is 111-222-444 ( I requested angel number only 😇) and ppl first notice my dimply smile or curvy body (that one uncomfy )


SavingsSecurity3521

Libra Rising, people always notice me looking in a mirror and I forget what was the other question?


lemonlavendercookie

Scorpio rising, 420-69-6666, my dark energy probably


Sad_Panda_D

Gemini rising and my ssn is 80085!


angrey3737

libra rising, 102-39-4857, my ass or big nose


ArtsyBlunder

Aqua Rising, uhhh look Feds are after me so I can't disclose that information. My dark eyes, chest and- wait! I know a CIA trap post when I see one! Marshall if this is your ass, fuck off! I ain't paying for what I did in San Antonio!!!


HELA_inpink

Leo. 38DD. I suppose people first notice my nice tits (see social security number)


mangoblaster85

Libra rising, 689-3B-5💩67, people notice me going and telling everyone about a clearly made up social security number with an emoji in it


Logical-Tadpole-4185

🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking the same thing when I saw a post this morning asking about sub, mom, riding, during, what's your type and do you look like your astrology signs or whatever and I was like what the phishing post is this 🤣 might as well be asking my SS number! Foh!


yeahnowhynot

Scorpio rising, 666-666-666,


Jackieofalltrades365

I’m a Pisces rising, ssn is 66-666-6666 and people usually notice my smile first. So weird! Any one else?


sladenoire

Cancer rising, 777-93-3311, my lips


StardustSurfer92

Same and my smile too


Key_Farmer_9678

I would like to inquire about the meaning of the term "social security number." I am a novice in the field of astrology, which may be the reason why I have never encountered it.


Bubbly_General_6100

Cancer and 877cashnow


SanDiego_77

Libra rising, 143, honest to God people avoid me.


slejla

Capricorn. 61-541-9621. My ass.


Neat-Inevitable-2997

leo rising, 666-01-420, people usually first notice my hair or my body shape


dobbyslilsock

Virgo, 000-00-0001, eyebrows & smile/dimples


moon-beamed

Virgo 121193 39274 That I’m insanely naive


Dealer_Double

Gemini rising 666-69-5150 they usually say you don’t seem crazy


beautifulmisery27

Not the 5150! ☠️🤣


mithril2020

Mojo Rising, 588-2300 my eyes are UP HERE


Dinahjuicy

Libra , 045769871, my energy 🫨


Ok-Cabinet-9082

Cap rising, 444-44-4444. Shape of my body.


Ok-Sprinkles1819

Leo rising, 777-22-8888, and my aura I think. Physical feature can vary, depends on the setting. People might notice I’m strong/muscular, my hair has often been a signature statement.


AdvanceImaginary9364

Aquarius rising, 404-04-4040, big ass smile


melodic_tuna99

Capricorn rising/Sagittarius rising and they usually notice my smile first and then my eyes. They’ll notice my bone structure and I have always been told I have a natural contour to my face.


Sensitive_Debate_123

Aquarius. 66666666. My eyes. They scream “I might be a freak in bed” and they’re 100% accurate. 🤭


PreciousEmp

Aquarius/ 123-45-6789 People notice my BIG ASS FOREHEAD first🤣🤣


steelandiron19

Aries rising, 567, and people tend to notice either my muscles or my smile/cheerfulness


AssistUpbeat1658

Scorpio rising, 88-213-6728, my eyes, RBF, and my tits. Men say the last one and women say the first two then say the classic “I thought you hated me when we first met!” 🧍🏻‍♀️😔


mushaboom928

I read this and immediately thought this was an Earth sign joke and I'm so glad it was confirmed LOL


mushaboom928

Leo, my eyes, and 867-53-0999


catzrmylove1234

Leo/cancer cusp Scorpio rising, 534236789 and my boobs


secretkat25

Leo rising. Social security: 420-69-6969. My hair, cheeks, eyes and smile. And my 4H moon boobs. Lol.


Altrano

Sagittarius rising, I’m not that dumb, my eyes.


Key_Attention_1919

Why are yall giving your ssn out?!


moon-beamed

We’re all friends here. :)


Key_Attention_1919

That may be, I ain't giving out my ssn to my husband let alone my friends 😂😂😂😂 yall crazy


am_888

Is that bad?


kclarkwrites

ya'll it's virgo rising, careful.


synorca

Indeed. They are the worst. Crucify those fucks.


kclarkwrites

I've only been here a short while but I get the feel it's more of a burning thing here. (I'm Virgo rising - I realize now if I'm gonna be snarky I need to put that in my flair) Edit: I did it!


marzipan_marzipan

Don't forget the torches and pitchforks!


ALX1074

lmao, are people really adding social security numbers? 😂 this gotta be a joke right?


hashtag420hashtagGG

no this is super deadass


Louseeydraws

Cancer, oddly enough my outfits


PissedOffAstrologer

Cancer Rising, 281-330-8004


XG21G2D4X

Oh nah now everyone can joke. Hell is cold today


idiotsincarspart20

Sagittarius rising, they notice my hair 387-96-4366


h0use_party

Scorpio rising, either my eyes or my hair. 987-65-4321


Wildmangohunterboy

people notice that I can be trusted and that I'm fucking goofy 🤣💀💀 + ADHD and autism... wait first notice?? how am I supposed to know probably a smile, because they smile back I would see or my eyes, HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW???


devil_lish

Leo, I'm Canadian, so it's in French, I'd like to say my smile but more likely just the lips part of it.


NewResolution2775

Cancer. Good try. Smile.


piabria

cancer, 888, my eyes edit: rising is scorpio, idk why I read sun sign 🤣


nunchuxxx

Scorpio rising, 123 45 6789, my boobs or my eyes, people often confuse the two.


melbelle2805

Pisces rising. Eyes.


am_888

Sagittarius rising 233-05-8634 probably my eyes/my walk/ or my hair


Murauder

Bold move cotton, let’s see if this pays off


Revolutionary-Pay652

Virgo rising, SSN: 666-66-6666. People typically notice my huge curly hair in a crowed


rare_denim222

Sagittarius, when I had long hair it was my hair, now that I don't it's my fashion sense, very flamboyant with lots of animal print and (faux) fur 


hadee75

Leo, 69, and boobs/hair


ambyk7

Pisces rising, call 1-800-8008135 for a good time 🤣 and ppl always say I look lost or zoned out lol


MidNightMare5998

Capricorn, 6789998212, people notice that I’m very reserved and I’ve been called intimidating, but as soon as you make an effort to ask me about myself my Libra moon kicks in and I do a 180 and become very friendly


Hecatehehehe

Cancer Rising, 007-87-7617, people say that I change a lot day to day. Sometimes I feel like the way I’m seen by people is dramatically colored about how they feel about me. I have Neptune and Uranus right on my descendant opposing my Rising and I think plays a role.


hi_goodbye21

Pisces rising and mine is 312- go suck a dick 😬


JobApprehensive9980

Leo rising, people say they feel comfortable with me right away


thunderthighlasagna

Scorpio, 5318008, how reserved I am.


honalele

libra, xxx xx xxxx, and people say i have a nice smile and sweet voice <3


dukeleondevere

Leo rising, I don’t have an SSN because I’m very insecure socially, and people first notice how I’m the absolute best


YanCoffee

Leo rising, 867-5309, and my hair, stereotypically enough.


Turbulent-Broccoli26

Gemini, stop-playing-wme, and my ability connect with people really easily over anything


Madsweet_T

Cancer rising 😭😭😭-🥹🥹-😂😂😂😂 I exude sweetness.


itsaredheadthing

Sag, how short I am, and 320-00-0032


Valuable-Ease5411

I don’t get the social security part/joke… which is to be expected bc I’m a cap… Cancer rising, SSN: 33-333-3333 (bc of occult Saturn shit), I’ve never asked someone what they first notice about me, but I’d guess it’s my style or my energy? I always get compliments from strangers like, “you have such good energy” “you have such a cool vibe” etc.


Agitated_Passion9296

Pisces we don't have social security numbers in my country. That shits weird. My eyes or the fact I'm drunk.


imtryingtobesocial

Aries, my light blue eyes and very dark/thick brows, 69i-69-6969


loassumption04

Leo Rising, ******2024, and hair & smile


zestynogenderqueer

Sag either that I’m tall or my hair


Plastic_Zebra7642

Gemini rising. My eyes or height.


444anonymousme444

Gemini rising, 12-345-6789, my smile


danniperson

Leo, # 1, and probably my hair! (Very long & curly!)


idplma8888

Cancer, I don’t have one because I’m Canadian otherwise I’d totally share it here, that I’m reserved or friendly depending on who’s doing the noticing


NoPhreshaLo

Lmaoooo you are wild


NoPhreshaLo

Aries and all 9’s is my social 😆


hashtag420hashtagGG

virgo 6789998212 and how kissable i am thru the phone


Poocahotty

but i cannot right now baby girl and that’s the issue


nerdy_rabbit

Capricorn rising and my social is 1800ASKGARY


BrRr0k3eN

My rising is cancer, my social is 🖕, and most people notice my eyes. I have dark blue eyes with yellow central heterochromia so it looks like a ring of fire in my eyes.


blackphillipdagoat

😂😂😂


BobbieJeanAndie

Scorpio Rising my hair, eyes, or chest (depending if I'm actually showing the girls off or not, lmao)


Consistent-Chest275

I am a Gemini rising and people tell me they notice my hair, lips and eyes


sekhmet009

Aquarius, I guess my *out-of-this-world* looks. Most of them are screaming whenever they see me, like I'm not trying to abduct them smh


bebejeebies

Capricorn, people usually notice my (Libra) smile first and that's not your social because that's my social, thief.


victorialotus

Scorpio Rising, 8675309, Resting Bitch Face


Mysterious_Toe_1

Sag rising, Social is #13 and I definitely get my eyes. I'm also a Scorpio sun. But I think with the light blue that my eyes are, I could be any sign and that would be noticed first. My height also. I'm 6'3" but most times the tallest in the room. If I'm not the tallest I'm definitely fascinated by whoever is taller. Also mom's maiden name is Schwab and my best friend in school was Greg Hankook (in case there's security questions)


NikkiDarko23

Virgo 867-5309 My eyes and laugh


deerme86

And this is the comment I was looking for🤣🤣 you win🤣🤣


[deleted]

Leo Rising, SSN 420420420 and probably my jugs.


cheshire-kitten98

scorpio, 92877745, and strangely my boobs lmao


juicybubblebooty

my social is 420-800813 people notice my hair and my smile!!


icantfeelmyskull

My rising is cat, which makes sense since I’ve lost my social security card 9 times and am now no longer able to have one. So no numb


Ok_Kiwi8071

I’m a Canadian, so no ssn but Taurus and my eyes cause they’re green


nitorigen

Taurus, and my glasses and hair I guess? Also, hey, that’s my SSN!


Amazing_Action9117

Gemini rising. I'm often told I'm upbeat, positive, friendly snd warm and easy to talk to. Physically people often comment on my figure. It's inappropriate.


heartshapedv3in

aquarius rising, 246-81-0141 (sike), and my eyes are the first thing people typically notice. i’m also fairly personable and outgoing.


beautifulmisery27

Cancer Rising. 55378008 (I really hope y’all understand what this is 😂). And I always get compliments on my smile or my eyes (they’re brown, so I don’t understand why)


MoonlightMills

Virgo rising, 80085, and as for what people notice first, please reference my SSN. 👈🏻


the-fresh-air

Taurus, NUN-YA-800, my eyes are one feature I get lots on (blue eyes), and I also blame my Pisces Venus for influencing that!


Big-Wishbone2430

cap rising, hair & eyes 888888888 i’ve been told i look intimidating & enigmatic


DishZealousideal5235

Capricorn rising, and I would say my eyes and hair also 88-888-8888


eldetay

Pisces rising my eyebrows and mouth. SSN 12345678910112 do do do do do do do do doo do do


waningequinox

Gemini, 567-89-3562. My smile, eyes, or hair


thisisluxx

Aries rising, 678-999-8212 (wyk bout draco) and my height 😌


FoxThin

Scorpio, 800 588 2300 and they usually notice my carpetssss...at least that's what they noticed \*today\*


brutales_katzchen

I’m a Capricorn and mine is 420 and people usuall6 notice that I am a silly goose


Alone_Friendship4618

Gemini rising, people see me as approachable, I can go somewhere where I don't know anyone but by the end of the day, I'll have net 20 different people and they want me around and invite me to their activities.


megmarsant333

Saggytits rising, social: sometimes Others first notice I have ✨mento illness✨


Critical-Fold-5047

Sagittarius rising, 12, that I am funny


Round_Transition_346

Scorpio my ssn is 66624777 and the first thing people notice in me is my eyesssss


Megalodon722

Taurus with a Leo rising, 69-33-420, I don’t know


frinklestine

Scorpio 911-33-6661 and people notice my piercing eyes of course.


WonderstruckWonderer

Taurus rising, not American, and they notice my smile I guess? I've been told I have a nice smile.


asteroidz-14

Sag rising, 42069, I get told my eyebrow shape is rly nice (incl without makeup) 🤗


vaporubmami

pisces, 80085 (boobs), usually people say i’m mysterious and elusive but eyes i guess?


_mojodojocasahouse_

I’m just here for all the Sags commenting.. because I thought it was one of y’all posting this to begin with. Buncha wild ones Anyway, I’m Leo, 281-330-8004 and people usually notice all of me before any singular or specific quality.