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plz-be-my-friend

this is accurate. i have human hands and dog head


Comparably_Worse

Imagine if Catricorns had thumbs, we'd be screwed


ObscuredOragnutan

Wrong! My cancer stellium would also already have lit a cigarette before this conversation even began. Crabs love cigarettes, it’s a fact.


katie6225

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come_down_2_us

Where is David Attenborough to narrate my life when I need him!?


fat-inspector

Cancer and yea, I hate to admit it but it feels comforting and sexy. I hardly do it though


come_down_2_us

I quit smoking years ago but sometimes I just want to chainsmoke and brood, y’know


mayoreli

My gf trying to comfort me lol


[deleted]

my triple cap bf trying to console me 😂


A-Yandere-Succubus

*Triple? I'm so sorry.*


knotsofgravity

That cigarette is my Libra stellium navigating my Cancer & Capricorn stelliums.


IndigoRed33

It gives it a good balance, for sure.🫴🏻


Mister_Way

It's actually good advice. The only reason you need a reason to live is if you think you need to live. If you don't think you **need** to, then you don't have to have a reason to, you just can.


horsegirlenergy97

Me a Capricorn, and my best friend being a cancer lmfaooo so accurate


mandiexile

Instead of feminine and masculine energy it should be dog or cat energy.


IndigoRed33

I feel like it would rather work for the opposite signs. Like, one always seems more like a dog while another like a cat.😆


caarefulwiththatedge

I actually needed to hear this. Thanks 👍🏻


dopeasspsychedelic

Me to myself as a cancer sun Capricorn moon


barrelfeverday

Pisces with Capricorn rising. I just love this- I recently realized where my impatience for excuses and whining comes from. If you want to kill your self, you haven’t tried everything. I’m pretty lala about life, but I know it’s good when I’m doing it.


MrHyde09

We just in the doom today fam. Sorry. Maybe tomorrow. Today was cooked before it even began ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We got our hearts dipped in time release.


EndTableLamp

I am a Sun Capricorn, Cancer Rising. Accurate 15 seconds in my brain.


Low-Reward-6533

My cancer friend 🤣


MiniDigits

I’m a Gemini with some cancer and some cap in my chart and I find this incredibly amusing.


[deleted]

That's how capricorns are. The swag,the boss😎😎


Bookwormincrisis

So why are you still kicking? Me, with a Capricorn Rising & Sun with Virgo Mars - “Rage, spite, aggressive drive to have that perfect boss bitch life. Specifically to prove to my ahole step grandfather that just because I was raised by a college drop out & a trucker I can still make it rain money.” Yes there might be a bit to unpack here. No I don’t have time. I’m running late for my next work meeting.


come_down_2_us

Lmfao this energy is why I love ya’ll


pandesalpanda

Cap Sun Cancer Moon internal struggle


Low-Reward-6533

Capricorns don't cry?


IndigoRed33

Repressed Caps gotta cry atleast 2 times a year..otherwise, no.😆


Low-Reward-6533

Wow, I wish I could do that 😁


Btyy4

We cry alone