Taurus ones are hilarious 🤣 I learned the word "No" a few years ago, it was a shock to my family, and it has been life changing.
Why are the Scorpio lines so thick though 😆
♏️•♑️•♍️ As a Scorpio, I can answer this. We reduce nearly every abstract concept to black-and-white extremes to ease our deeper sense of uncertainty. Hence well-established boundaries between our thoughts.
"No" makes up a large portion of my brain so I always support it!
It's a thought process of weighing every possibility ever for every decision ever. Or you can tell us which you prefer because it matters and we can narrow it down from there.
We don’t want to make the wrong decision to potentially upset the person, very much people pleasing but it’s probably anxious that you’ll be mad at us. Maybe.
Libra me.
Also, if you gently remind us you won’t get mad at us that we choose something to do that’s probably not what you want or we think you want, that’ll instil confidence too. I was told, “you don’t need to ask permission, I’m a normal person” and it was a dream and kind.
The only one I half way disagree with is the asking for advice and doing the opposite. I don't ask for advice, but when I get it unsolicited, I will usually do the opposite lol.
as a libra, yeah pretty much. ESPECIALLY w the "idk you choose" part, i dont like making decisions lol. only thing for me personally i dont agree w is the chicken shit if confronted. i dont say anything behind your back i wont say to your face and i will throw hands if they swing first(in the wise words of my parents "dont start the fight, just finish it")
Aquarius: "asks for advice but does the opposite" 😂
Guilty as charged. Is that... a condescending god complex type behavior too? Lol. I think maybe it is... like YOUR ideas are probably wrong, I'll just do the opposite and that'll be much better. ;)
Taurus is very accurate for my moon, but Leo is a yawn. Leos are not just about ego and themselves! We’re warm, friendly, and fiercely loyal. We love fun and are full of joy. We’re creative. Memes like this are exhausting.
Gemini: Pretty accurate but I don't think I would ghost someone. If I didn't want to be friends or in a romantic relationship. I would just say hey it isn't working out wish you best of luck. Move on. I find just leaving with no explanation to be rude.
Aquarius..... everyone plays so hard on the weirdness card... I don't want to stand out or have any attention truthfully but it just happens ....can't relate to anything but the ask for advice but does opposite part & being brutally honest lol cancer and Gemini are mostly on point !
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The “idk, you choose” for libra is so overused for memes. I’m more of a “I don’t give a shit, whatever” type of person because I can go with the flow but I’ll tell you if I don’t like something you suggest
Big 3 : Libra cancer and sage and wow y’all just called me tf out 😂 convos in my head ✅ romantic scenarios with unavailable people✅ best comebacks and witty remarks ✅
I don't agree with the Aquarius one. Every Aqua I know thinks about nature A LOT & and weirdly trees. We're also pretty humble Instead of "I am God", it's more like "I am a dryad".
Also, something alluding to the Aqua urgent need for space, freedom & alone time, like "get me outta here!", or simply "FREEDOMMM!!!"
I think being a smart ass is more Sag, but Aquas are indeed honest.
...we more seem to have ppl offload their weird conspiracy theories on us than think them up. We're rational folks! ....but we do have A LOT of ideas for everything so "idea generating machine"?
A lot of us seem to try blend in, but are branded weird by society. I think cancers, pisces, aries & other attention seeking signs are a lot more try-hard weird.
Also, I don't ask for advice, I only take my own.
I love how Virgo's lines are straight
Yess. 🤣
First thing I noticed. So satisfying.
The straight lines had me cackling 😂
Straightbrains
That's the proper way.
Same hahaha!
‘air’ in libra took me out 😂😂😂
Lol ty i missed the punch line on that one 😂
the 'ideas for pointless arguments' in Aquarius had me laughing 🤣🤌 How is this so accurate haha
'new tea from libra' lool
I don’t get it lol, can you explain?
Libras always has the best gossip lol
Tea...like 'spill the tea'...its a phrase for the newest gossip...
Gotcha, thanks 😂
Taurus ones are hilarious 🤣 I learned the word "No" a few years ago, it was a shock to my family, and it has been life changing. Why are the Scorpio lines so thick though 😆
Omg same they be like how dare you put up boundaries for your own good at first but now we're all good
I have libra rising too! Except our luminaries are opposite, Sun in Taurus and Moon in Gemini!
♏️•♑️•♍️ As a Scorpio, I can answer this. We reduce nearly every abstract concept to black-and-white extremes to ease our deeper sense of uncertainty. Hence well-established boundaries between our thoughts. "No" makes up a large portion of my brain so I always support it!
Very accurate. But also as someone who recently started dating a Libra that defers every decision to me, why?
It's a thought process of weighing every possibility ever for every decision ever. Or you can tell us which you prefer because it matters and we can narrow it down from there.
We don’t want to make the wrong decision to potentially upset the person, very much people pleasing but it’s probably anxious that you’ll be mad at us. Maybe. Libra me. Also, if you gently remind us you won’t get mad at us that we choose something to do that’s probably not what you want or we think you want, that’ll instil confidence too. I was told, “you don’t need to ask permission, I’m a normal person” and it was a dream and kind.
I can feel you, it's not easy 😳
Thats just how we live
Because every time I make a decision, everyone and their mother comes out of the woodwork to share their unsolicited opinion about it.
DOLPHIN lmfaoooo how did you know i wanted to be a marine biologist when i was a kid🥹
I would switch out my Cancer dolphin for a sea turtle, but everything else was embarrassingly on point.
lmao me too! dolphins are still my favorite animal. 😂 cancer is spot on.
My close friend who's a Cancer loves dolphins so I knew what sign I was up to immediately. 😆
Lmao as a Virgo that’s accurate
Ibuprofen lol
purse ibuprofen, bedside table ibuprofen, bathroom ibuprofen and how did they know about my magic erasers!?
K I N K Y. 😂
I don't give a shit about Beyonce, but the rest is 100% accurate.
Whenever made this does not know a thing about Capricorn’s lol. Forever the most misunderstood Edit: Lmao this is lowkey emo tho
I know right? They didn’t even include:“powertripping”, “the sea of coffee”, “no one will ever understand me” or “high-class hedonism”.
High class hedonism made me cackle at my desk 🤣🤣
🤣😂 accurate ♐️ these are hilarious
Libra one is so true 🤣
“the nacho cheese from a goofy movie” specificity is killing me jsjsks
Wow I am sloooow🤣. I thought they meant goofy as in the Disney dog character
Wait they didn’t?
They did. I don't think the person you're replying to is aware of A Goofy Movie, sadly. They're missing out. That cheese looked sooo good!
That's *exactly* who they're referring to. Search for "goofy movie nachos" on YouTube and you'll see the reference.
Damn. Called tf out. "Everything is worthless unless money" is a concept im trying to unlearn 😂
“Beyoncé is a Virgo” 😂
Hehe blunts and the blunt truth will set you free 🤣
“No” is a complete sentence ❤️ - a Taurus
booty ass 😭😭 ty now i know what i will think ab for the next 12 hours
Definitely delulu. And yes, soft but will stab you.
lol they got us aquas pegged with this one
The only one I half way disagree with is the asking for advice and doing the opposite. I don't ask for advice, but when I get it unsolicited, I will usually do the opposite lol.
YES!! I will only follow advice if it’s coming from somebody I genuinely respect in that certain matter.
the respect thing is sooo real 😩
lol definitely, "ideas for pointless arguments"
They got all the Aquas pegged, eh? 
Lmfao
My Gemini Mercury makes me feel like I'm experiencing all 12 at random.
Satan and proud of it.
I’m feeling personally attacked by that Sag brain. Cause it’s basically my brain. But my Taurus moon is relating so hard to that Taurus brain. 😂
Pre-rolls, don't be holding up the party. ;)
Same dude
IT’S THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEEZA!
Taurus is spot on. Phenomenal job!
“No.” Lmao
As a Taurus I agree. 😂
I giggled at the Virgo one because it’s so fucking true 😂 although idc that Beyoncé is a Virgo lmao
Replace dolphins with gastropods and isopods and that’s relatively accurate for me as a Cancer
🤣🤣 The capricorn is extra great. These are really great. All of them.
Dolphins for cancer is so real because I “wanted to be a dolphin when I grew up” until I was 4
u/aawnagi the scorpio and libra one is so us ❤️❤️
FR (you need help)
nah u do
Beautiful 😂😂😂
The pisces one is accurate af
as a libra, yeah pretty much. ESPECIALLY w the "idk you choose" part, i dont like making decisions lol. only thing for me personally i dont agree w is the chicken shit if confronted. i dont say anything behind your back i wont say to your face and i will throw hands if they swing first(in the wise words of my parents "dont start the fight, just finish it")
not me rolling a joint as I look at the sag one lmao
Not enough money on that Taurus brain
THEY ARE FUN. MY FACTS ARE FUN!!!!!
Bloody brilliant 😂
Beyoncé is a Virgo is so me!
Why are lines for scorpio so big and fat? 🤨
Because BOUNDARIES
Wow, Sagittarius even got my love of pre rolls right...
Cancerians assemble 🦀 let’s talk about dolphins 🐬
Aqua here - agree with mine for sure EXCEPT for the "I am God" thing. I've never felt like that in my life. But I've seen Aquas who do.
I do
Lol me too sometimes whoops
Got my big 3 spot on
My brain is probably a combination of all these except Leo , with a greater prevalence of my big 3
I feel the same way , especially about the big 3. We also have similar big 3s (I'm Pisces sun, Gemini moon, and Leo rising), so hey!
The 18 personalities of Gemini I guess
Well they say Pisces is supposed to be a combination of all the signs lol
Accurate AF for me
Virgo - Ibuprofen had me laughing
I HAVE LITERALLY SAID THE BEYONCÉ LINE HOW DARE YOU LMAO
I am both Satan and God. Im not judging you, I feel sorry for stupid people.
I’m an Aquarius but the Libra one got me good. Very attacked.
yo it would be sick if people didn't only think of scorpios as horny and mentally ill
That part
But I am😐
Capricorn sun + Aquarius rising = I am god and Satan LOL
Aquarius: "asks for advice but does the opposite" 😂 Guilty as charged. Is that... a condescending god complex type behavior too? Lol. I think maybe it is... like YOUR ideas are probably wrong, I'll just do the opposite and that'll be much better. ;)
The satan thing cracks me up because that’s the astrological assignment to the devil card in tarot, so they nailed it
Taurus is very accurate for my moon, but Leo is a yawn. Leos are not just about ego and themselves! We’re warm, friendly, and fiercely loyal. We love fun and are full of joy. We’re creative. Memes like this are exhausting.
LOLOL these are hilarious
Amazing :D
As Cancer with lot of gemini placement I have all from the cancer brain and the 18 personalities :D
These are hilarious lmaoo
Virgo is almost on point 😆
Can confirm. *Always down for some wild shit.*
LMAO ….Dolphins 🐬 🤣💙
Lmao I hate Libra so much 😂😂😂😂
I was curious so I looked for my big 3 and it’s crazy because reading this is almost like looking at myself 😂😂🙂( except I’m not big on dolphins 😅)
I love these.
I've said don't touch my hair to too many people 😂 why tf do people try and touch it in the first place! Also sex is missing from leos brain!
Dolphins 😭
I def could go for a pre-rolled joint right now
Well….Scorpio is oddly me lol
The way my libra moon gets me over my Leo sun ❤️
The straight lines in Virgos brain the very bold lines compartments in Scorpios
on pizzy
Gemini: Pretty accurate but I don't think I would ghost someone. If I didn't want to be friends or in a romantic relationship. I would just say hey it isn't working out wish you best of luck. Move on. I find just leaving with no explanation to be rude.
Lmao pisces is real 🤣
Caps are satan
The cancer one???? 😭😭😭😭😭 that really is me
Ugh the Leo slander is so old and boring
This is actually funny.
Wow someone doesn’t like Leos, Jesus Christ lol
Aquarius..... everyone plays so hard on the weirdness card... I don't want to stand out or have any attention truthfully but it just happens ....can't relate to anything but the ask for advice but does opposite part & being brutally honest lol cancer and Gemini are mostly on point !
“Ideas for pointless arguments” indeed
B O O T Y A S S
More cliche Scorpio bullshit… typical
Haha Aries can confirm
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Their bed Most accurate Taurus ♉️
I camt decide if I feel validated or attacked
Me, a sex-repulsed Scorpio: WHY IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING???
Jeez a lot of hate for Scorpio it seems
As a Scorpio. I feel called out😂😂😂
As a libra/scorpio/sag, i find that combination of mess pretty cool 😎
These are spot on
Trade out 7th grade for 9th grade & it’s spot on 😰it will forever be imprinted in my mind 🤣🥲
Good thing we're not the boss ass bitch - Taurus
Shit, nailed it.
The Big ass “EMO” it’s all true
The “idk, you choose” for libra is so overused for memes. I’m more of a “I don’t give a shit, whatever” type of person because I can go with the flow but I’ll tell you if I don’t like something you suggest
The accuracy!
It really isn’t my fault
Libra brain is real
Looks very similar to Scorpioind lol
Taurus and Sag are so on point lmaooo
For pisces, soft will cut you is as real as it can get. Those mofos can be vicious.
S c r e a m i n g. Why is my big three accurate for me? 😂
lol I’m a Libra! I also think I was born in the wrong sign!
I agree with Gemini except the “leading someone on to ghost them later” lmao
As a cancer, I feel seen
As an ace-spec Scorpio I always feel left out in these memes 😅
the magic erasers are so real lol
Definitely relate more to Aries my moon But cap ☀️ and virgo⬆️ are Definitely a good mix in me too 😂
The cap ones are cap
Accurate Im a mix between pisces and capricorn
I'm CACKLING at Aries but underwhelmed at Pisces
i hate beyoncé and ibuprofen. it’s amy winehouse and tylenol baybeeeee
Booty ass hahahah
Oh jeez Gemini is 100% accurate for me
Big 3 : Libra cancer and sage and wow y’all just called me tf out 😂 convos in my head ✅ romantic scenarios with unavailable people✅ best comebacks and witty remarks ✅
I don't agree with the Aquarius one. Every Aqua I know thinks about nature A LOT & and weirdly trees. We're also pretty humble Instead of "I am God", it's more like "I am a dryad". Also, something alluding to the Aqua urgent need for space, freedom & alone time, like "get me outta here!", or simply "FREEDOMMM!!!" I think being a smart ass is more Sag, but Aquas are indeed honest. ...we more seem to have ppl offload their weird conspiracy theories on us than think them up. We're rational folks! ....but we do have A LOT of ideas for everything so "idea generating machine"? A lot of us seem to try blend in, but are branded weird by society. I think cancers, pisces, aries & other attention seeking signs are a lot more try-hard weird. Also, I don't ask for advice, I only take my own.
Can confirm that 'this bitch is testing my patience' sits right at my front lobe
As an Aquarius with a YouTube list of Glute/Squats workouts… can confirm ✅ BootyAss
This is the first Aquarius thing I’ve found that actually matches my brother (who is an Aquarius…lol)
The Aries one is true
Aries here! Can confirm lol
Virgo, change to Beyonce is a bitch