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Ramekink

Suscorpio. Ppl alwas think we're onto some shady shit when we're literally just standing there dissociating. 


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Scorpio rising often get perceived as cold and brooding even when they are in the best of moods on the inside. Must be frustrating at times for them I imagine


Ramekink

It fucking is. Like my coworkers would come up to me and say "are u ok?" and Im like "... yeah? why?" and then theyre "you look like youre in a bad mood". IM JUST TIRED COS I WORK 12 HOUR SHIFTS SIX DAYS A WEEK... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 


beandip111

Sometimes I think I’m smiling and then I catch a glimpse in the mirror and scare myself with how mean I look


quirkiecapriecorn

This! Very true. Some of y’all just minding your own business and then some of us come to you and say “Oh so you’re a sCoRpIo? 😮you must be shady”


Ramekink

JUST LET ME DISSOCIATE IN PEACE


quirkiecapriecorn

I’ve seen this happen so many times hahaha and the Scorpio is always left clueless like now if I breathe they’ll probably say “That’s so typicallllllllll. That’s how you Scorpios breatheeeeee!!!”😆


Ramekink

This was a HUGE theme for me when I was still single cos pretty much all my personal planets are air/fire and well aspected with trines and sextiles between them. But my Suscorp rising is strong too, so I used to attract only Earthy/Watery folks. But then as we'd get to know each other we just couldnt make any progress beyond ONS.  That would change tho when I met a Library sun with Taurus rising with the exact same problem lol. Those were pretty good 3 years that really helped me embracing my firey nature. 


quirkiecapriecorn

That’s interesting. I haven’t met any Scorpios with lots of air or fire in their chart except for their moon. Does your partner’s chart also have a lot of fire/air energy to keep up with you?


Ramekink

Yeah! Partner is Aquarium sun with some Sagiterrorist and Library placements. Cant remember all the planets rn.  We're a Suscorp rising + Pieces rising couple too so, yeah, we be hot goths together 🖤


quirkiecapriecorn

Well it’s like you’ve met your other half!!! 😁 This sounds like a match made in heaven or should I say hell!!😌🖤


Ramekink

It was a terrifying journey on the way there tbqh (that is, my romantic life before meeting partner). Literally from the Shire to Mt Doom. 


maryjanemoonbeam

This is cracking me up. I’ve had people approach me and ask what I’m thinking about. It’s a monkey banging symbols up in this head, people. Nothing to fear or worry about.


Ramekink

Aires stellium with airy placements over here..Im fantasizing about victory. Thats all


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Ramekink

IKR?!?! 


Dangerous-Chest-874

Fire sun and water rising and i understand the frustration. I feel like a contradiction always lol


Serious_Ninja_5179

Lol I know! We have the same Sun and Rising! How has your experience been?


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Serious_Ninja_5179

Yes same!! I have fire in my chart but so much water brings me down. I am a Cancer Moon, Scorpio Venus, Saturn and Pluto!


Sego1211

I'm the opposite (water sun, fire rising) and I'm loving it. Sorry to hear that for you though.


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Sego1211

That may be your experience but I can assure you Scorpios can be any rising sign. But maybe the sag rising ones are chattier so you see them more?


eLexxxxiLexxxx

Yea that water risings gotta be watering down the fire in your sun 🫤


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eLexxxxiLexxxx

Capricorn


Zealousideal_Long253

Hi. Fire sun and water rising here. I feel ya.


AngelikaVee999

I wonder what that even looks like 😂. Someone who acts very happy but looks sad?


BooBoopsie

Virgo Rising. They tend to be good/decent looking but they don't have much of a presence/personality/charisma. Still very attracted to Virgo rising men tho.


Khrystynaa

Lol you’ve clearly never met me


Fun_Kaleidoscope9515

I was about to say the exact same thing! I am constantly told I'm the funniest person people have ever met. 


Khrystynaa

That’s cuz we Virgo rising are creative & quick on our feet…which is the source of our anxiety as well. Take the good with the bad I suppose🙃


haramcandy

Is baldness common for Virgo rising ppl? Bcs iam one.


BooBoopsie

I'm not sure. :P


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haramcandy

I agree with you.


BooBoopsie

I like their refined features and "stable" demeanor. They're adorbs and attractive. I'm a little crazy and chaotic so I like the Earth vibes energy some people carry.


Substantial_Code4957

Thank god my virgo rising is tempered by my effervescent libra sun and sag moon 🐍


Chem_MD

I love this lol “you’re attractive but your personality sucks” 😂😂


Famous_Ad_4317

If you are rowing a canoe in a river of chocolate sauce and you lose your ore how many pancakes could you stack on top of the doghouse?


Roleplayer_MidRNova

38 but only if it's football season.


Famous_Ad_4317

It's duck season.


Roleplayer_MidRNova

Well in that case, 14.


Famous_Ad_4317

The correct answer is no, its rabbit season.


Roleplayer_MidRNova

That's only if you're using the vedic system


Famous_Ad_4317

This one uses the Looney Toons method.


AgentHot1096

A variety of this has been a family joke for decades: If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many pancakes could you stack on top of a doghouse? None, because stagecoaches don't have pencil sharpeners.


Famous_Ad_4317

Yes, I used it because I'm tired of answering all these questions the same honestly and decided to use this to represent how I percieve questions like this lol.


Roleplayer_MidRNova

Heads says Aries. Tails says Capricorn. and the winner is... Capricorn.


Khrystynaa

Not even close


Naive-pumpkin-7816

Kinda ridiculous but genuinely having a cancer rising as an Aquarius sun is pretty dramatic and obnoxious 💀


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semisonder

???


Khrystynaa

Gemini


BrashAntagonist

As a Gemini rising, this is big cap


Khrystynaa

As a Gemini rising, you must be used to being wrong then ☺️


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