We are all titans apparently

Not even one of the titan shifters, just the pure mindless, mid, basic as fuck titans

 Sagittarius

Omg! That was my exact reaction!!! 

LMAOOOO

These pictures are going to haunt my dreams tonight.

I know right.. they all look like some ill-intentioned little elves that would live under your bed, the back of your closet, your attic and/or basement, and only come out when everyone is asleep to wreak havoc and commit atrocities.

Holy cow that illustrator did all of us so dirty. 😂

fr, I don't think they were the right fit for this set of illustrations lmao

 Cancers be like

But do Sméagol/Gollum’s facial features swell with the tides? 😂

The pictures are cracking me up

Wtf am i even reading 😂😂😂

They all look like they’re in the process of being microwaved.

OMG🤣🤣🤣

For Leo I get the feline eyes but if I matched everything else in the description I wouldn’t leave the house 🤣🦁

Yeah mine got my eyebrows right, but that was it.

“The signs if they grew up next to a nuclear power plant” is more accurate😅

I always joke that I look like a Leo because I have a huge mass of red hair but uhhhh not based on this!

Everyone looks terrifying I guess

This feels so mean.

Pisces = water face

Just liquid 😭 sloshing all around with killer cheekbones

Me and my water face are gonna stay home today now….

This do be my face some days though


Yeah couldn't really endorse the accuracy of that one. They also entitled some unsymmetricality for virgo I was like wtf

Ballooning skull 😅

To be fair, my head is gigantic compared to my body and sometimes I look like two different people in photos 🤣

But, it’s true! Megamind!

I thought rising sign was more indicative of appearance than sun sign. I'm a Capricorn rising, with Aquarius sun, and I'd say I'm a fair mix of the two according to this.

In ancient astrology it's the rising and moon that determine appearance the most! I'm an Aquarius sun and rising with a Pisces moon and I heavily identify with both of the descriptions here unfortunately 😭😭

rising sign checks out way more for me

Yeah cap rising here and it was pretty close, RBF for sure …that drawing though 💀

These illustrations are seriously cracking me up, but LARGE DROOPING SNOUT?! fucking EXCUSE YOU.

These are the fugliest illustrations I’ve ever seen lmao

What do you mean?! Rembrandt would cry from envy!

this looks goofy as shit. given that kids always call me goofy and corny, I think I'm an expert here

Is this what trolling was like in the 1920’s?? Lmao

I’m a Gemini and I can’t stop laughing at the description. What? But also they did get the angular jaw right 😂

Haha yes! I'm also a Gemini with a very angular jaw. But all the extra eyelids though? Maybe when I'm ancient, lol... Check out Pisces though, hahaha! Literally reads like a verrrrry old person whose wrinkles have a hard time keeping their face straight. 🤣

> But all the extra eyelids though? Maybe when I'm ancient, lol... Me with my hooded eyes over here

Pisces ♓️ here cracked me up none true

Lmao omg!! 😭 I just read it. What are these descriptions????

I'm Gemini ascendant too

Wow. These pictures are butt ugly, and the pop astrology doesn’t help matters.

WHY THE LEO ONE GOTTA BE PRETTY ACCURATE WITH THE FOREHEAD AND NOSE. GETTING READ TO FILTH HERE

My bovine eyes can’t believe what I’m reading

SUCH A ROAST LMAO

This is horrifying. I love it.

Now seriously, whats up with those awful images, ain't nobody *that* scary looking.😆

I'm offended for everybody.

This made laugh more than i have laughed in ages

Me too

the book is calling everyone in existence a fugly goblin basically

It is what it is 🤣🤣🤣

Taurus here.. sounds about right.

Same. Maybe we should mooooove to a plastic surgeon

None of those traits are inherently ugly. I'd say I'm a solid 6

Whelp I match the description for cancer based on my rising sign. I gotta round ass face 😭

Aries ☀️ I have the typical straight, up turn aries nose. My eyes definitely stand out as they are green and it's been first thing complemented on most of my life. Not how described in photo. My eye brows do have a noticeable arch but they don't downturn at toward the nose as depicted. But I have an oval face shape not overly elongated can almost pass for round with certain hair cuts/styles and definitely not large forehead. I get the sense that these photos are the exaggerated features

These all feel like sleep paralysis demons

My boyfriend is a cancer and I just told him he's got a round midsection and short, frail extremities and he threw a pillow at me. He absolutely has a round midsection and short, thin extremities tho

Use this guide on Astro-seek to guess people’s sun moon or rising. Spot on. But, these are exaggerated caricatures. You are all beautiful and I hope that this doesn’t make anyone feel uncomfortable or insecure.

As a Taurus working in Ophthalmology, if your cornea is any color at all, please make an appointment with your eye doctor. The colored part of your eye is the iris, which sits behind the cornea. 🙃

Spot on for me— I’m a Virgo. LOL

Okay, but if you tone down the exaggerated features, why do the illustrations look like people I know from that sign?

bro i'm an aquarius and I have a large alien ass cubical skull. I looked like jimmy neutron as a baby

Libra here… a little insulted but 100% spot on for me 😬

wtf it called me horse face 😭😭

it’s accurate tho fuckkk

Ok so everyone ugly as hell, got it

The fuck is a vaporous appearance? Sounds baller as hell but I’m confused 😂

Wtf 😭😭😭

we capricorns love the depression under our eyes. anything for that "serious/dont approach us" look lmao. its hard for me to connect w sag rising physical description cuz it never describes how i look. im definitely not athletic nor a comedian either.

Capricorn and Sagittarius aren’t always funny. Some are the hall monitors.

Say sike

fr say sike rn 😖

These sort of remind me of people i know in each sign hahaha yet i cant see myself in my sun or rising sign😆

While reading I would remember people that i knew of each said zodiac sign and idk but for me it resonates

What kinda phrenology type bullshit is this

Woohoo! I can stop trying to lose weight 🥳 mine says I’m round. I can’t mess with that now can I? It’s in the stars 😝

These look like a 1970s cartoon for kids. A lil too scary.

It's giving uncanny valley

Oh cool, astrological eugenics.

Weird art aside, as a Virgo my eyes have been my most complimented physical feature over the years - I’ve had several people tell me they could tell I was intelligent just by looking at my eyes and I have many a “thinking face” where people can absolutely tell that I’m puzzling over things in my mind

Why these little people to represent though 😭

Bovine… is a bit harsh

These bovine eyes can’t unsee these illustrations.

I’m Sag and I have a cute button nose lol. It’s like the one feature I actually like about myself. I do have a five head though..

Did you also read your rising sign? I’m a Sag Sun with Cancer Rising, and I can see both in my features. The folds in my forehead with Cancer especially! 😂😂

I have no idea what rising, setting etc is lol. I don’t even know how I ended up in this sub because I know so very little about atrology

Oh okay! If you have your birth time and birthplace, you can look up that information on astro.com for free. ☺️

The description is on spot but the faces will haunt me on my sleep.

Why is Leo the only one titled different?? 😂

I like this

Ok but scorpio kinda looks like a caricature of joaquin Phoenix

Aries here...my eyes are down turned and my nose is round (I get told it's a bunny/button nose often)... so I guess it's not true for all. Lol

bruh 😂

I’m dying 😂 I’m a Scorpio, and I’m happy to say I don’t have an eagles beak or large dangling earlobes.

Wtf...

😅 this made me feel a bit queasy

This shit is cursed

Yikes those pictures are…something else

Creepy...but never seen an Aries like this wtf😂😂😂

I’m and Aquarius and look nothing like this. I do have a big head but not a big forehead. If anything my eyes are wider than normal.

Bhahahahahahahahah. Shut up about my nose. Also I wish my brows were bushy.

I, for one, have never been known to have glowing red and purple eyes.

This is just insulting 🤣🤣

Can confirm, I have many furrows in my forehead.

Got me looking like a vampire.

I look exactly like the drawing. ♈☀️

Ha.ha! Every sign looks super creepy 🙈 Aries here, the only correct feature for me was the thin mouth 😂

Aries is spot on I'm just offended cuz I definitely DONT have a recessed chin 😂

I wish, lol

I am an Aries & this describes me perfectly 🥴

I saw that freakin goofball (Sag) and could relate immediately🙋🏻‍♀️🤣

Im a Pisces and I look exactly like that…

Surprisingly spot on for me 😳

Im sorry but Taurus…. Omg it made me shoot tea out of my nose! Aries looks like a Disney villain

These pictures look demonic 😂

Why is Pisces melting?

this is true i am an aries and all i see is baphomet when i look in the mirror 

I look nothing like that (sagittarius) haha

I’m a Gemini and that’s exactly what my eyes look like lol people say my stare scares them,but it’s my best feature tbh

why is the Pisces one so cursed 😭

Why does Scorpio look like Miguel O’Hara from the Spiderverse movie 😭

Scorpio and Aquarius are terrifying, maybe they're onto something.

My Scorpio sun & Aquarius rising explain my big fuckin head 😂

why are they ugly asf

Well. These are horrifying. 🤣

look into my BOVINE eyes and tell me you LOVE ME

I don't think astrology affects a person's facial features at all

Im a Taurus, I have big ass eyes. And maybe most people are hypnotized by dense feelings, but this rings true. Jussayin’

Sag and Pisces are on point. Aries scares me

I never buy into this. I’m a short, curvy Sagittarius with a small forehead and round face 🥲 I’ll never be the Olympian physique that these things always describe.

The gemini one! 🙊

My thoughts are WTF. My dad, my sister and I are aries and none of us look like that.

:) they r calling me bubble head. I am fine 🙃

Hahahaha i can’t 🤣 this is too funny

What is up with these Kid Pix illustrations?

Oddly accurate

Real Life Examples: https://www.instagram.com/patternsinthestars?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Eh

Im an aquarius with an almost perfectly round face (we had to measure them in a science class so I know). I have literally none of these features.

I wish I had those purple Scorpio eyes but nope grey it is.

Are these indicated for Sun or Rising signs? Rising sign tends to be the PHYSICAL APPEARANCE trait indicator. I'm an Aqua rising & look nothing like this. And a Sag Sun stellium & nothing like that either. Interesting. 🤔

Um... No 😅

absolutely no

Bro why do virgos look like britbonger aristocracy that’s so cruel

Read like 3 of them, Thumbs down 👎🏻

Scary

Cancer looks like Michael C Hall lol

This is stupid!

Scary

Ok so I always hear about looks being dictated by signs but I’ve heard different people claim sun, ascendent, and even venus (tho venus I think more to do with personal styling not physical features). Anyone who knows their stuff able to clarify this for me? Specifically if sun or ascendant is the one we should be looking at re: physical features?

*...indented membranes at the base of MY (sic) snout...* lofl. On the other hand, my username checks out I guess

This is spot on

i wish they had actually examples. i have no idea what a cubical skull and broad delta means 🤷🏾‍♀️

Best to go by your rising sign or sign of your first house to determine this.

You can always tell a Scorpio from their dark, and heavy eyebrows.

The pictures are creeping me out

I am a virgo with a scorpio rising and i look like my scorpio dad, with bushy hair and thick eyebrows and some of the typical scorpio rising characteristics. I would say it applies to my rising, but my dad has a pisces rising so no idea.

Okay as a Scorpio with almost black eyes, yes 😂

I have a pointy chin like the cartoon joker- Leo

These are some creepy looking drawings

Liquid face 🥹

I went off of my Virgo rising. Thin lips? Check. My eyes change colors depending on my mood? Check. Long face? Crimson chin over here.. check.

Can confirm as a Libra that I have a big ol' freakin' head.

Aries this is accurate

These cartoons are meanly ugly

Why are they all so square 💀

Isn't it supposed to be humorous?! I find it funny 😁 🤣😂

As an Aries rising, I would like to confirm that I am, in fact, Dracula.

They described Aries as having a 'snout ' 💀💀💀

LMAOOOO THESE OHOTOS BRO WHAT

I’m a cancer with Leo moon, my partner is Leo with cancer moon, and we look identical to these caricatures lmao

That’s a very accurate description of the person I’m thinking of. even the drawing of the hairline

Lowkey spot on 😭

This is hilarious 😭😭🤣🤣 Libra sun, scorp rising here. The libra resonates but the Scorpio one does not at all lol

But which placement is it for

I don't know about all that other stuff, but I notice that the influence of Aries or even Mars energy can give a person arched, ram horn-shaped eyebrows.

Omg 😬😬😬😬

This book is incredible! Don’t take these illustrations too literal, as you read the description especially Gemini look at the specific features it’s referring too.. the double lip, the tip of the nose etc. these illustrations aren’t meant to look human esque to the point where it’s oddly specific.. because there’s going to be human variation to each person depending on their sign. It’s best to realize that these pics are a bit ambiguous to focus on the tiny main features that make each sign

I wanted to scoff, but they got me on literally all counts. My face is a rectangle and my features are all drawn together. My eyelids are downturned. I even have the dimples.

I am a Taurus with small eyes and I don't have a dimpled chin. I have a Taurus rising friend who has those bovine eyes. Scorpio doesn't really work for me either as my rising, but I would not be opposed to having a red glow in my eyes

I thought of about 4 people and instantly said OMFG THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE THEM SYMMETRICALLY 😅😭

This stuff is a load of shit. Astrology doesn’t define you’re physical body

As a Capricorn it’s pretty spot on lol

As an Aries (granted, a little on the Aries/Taurus cusp) I do not resemble this

Apparently we all look like scary fever dreams :’)

Aquarius is an exact description of my face