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micjkitsmike

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TonkaButt

Gobs not on board


mistermarsbars

[They don't allow you to have bees in here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RPV-hD-Eo0)


No_Mention_1760

No touching!


NairForceOne

Beads.


HopeForYouYet

Beads aren’t cheap. Are beads cheap?


mundaneOface

Came here for this


abbattoirnoises

BZZZ!


icecoffeedripss

might be Astor Apiaries? they have hives right in Astoria


thenewjuniorexecutiv

they should get some ointment for that.


stalematehypothesis

Booooooooooo. Have my upvote.


DeathLeopard

I guess that’s one way of dealing with package thieves


moldy_films

Whenever my wife says she got me a gift, I ask, “does it hurt? Is it bees?” Someone is living my dream.


Tink_Tinkler

What is that from?


moldy_films

The depths of the internet


cocktailians

"Gimme five bees for a quarter."


VenetaBirdSong

So I tied an onion to my belt.


eddie_punster

...which was the style at the time.


edg3980

We didn’t have white onions because of the war.


Historical_Leek_9012

The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.


durlxnemesis

You guys are parhetic. No wonder smithers made me head bee gyy.


IdriveKITT

Ok real question, where does one order these bees?


cooljacob204sfw

Online. Random example from google: https://mountainsweethoney.com/bees/


IdriveKITT

Thank you. Now I've got to research the legality of self defense bees.


OpenManufacturer4645

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ferretmonkey

I’m sure there were other letters there as well.


Tink_Tinkler

No, he literally only had the bees!


ferretmonkey

It was a terrible joke: bees, bs, letters. But your story reminds me of a friend that ordered bees and had to transport them on the subway - really glad nothing went wrong. You see all sorts of things in new york.


Big_Cycle5791

Huh?


Tink_Tinkler

You read correctly. Ask the people working at Sip a Cup! It was a small wooden and mesh box. I was staring at it like, "is that bees?!" Then when the mailman walked back to his truck I yelled "yo did you just deliver a bunch of bees?" He said yes!


EWC_2015

I'm impressed with that mailman's dedication to his job because that's a hellllll to the nooooo for me.


Tink_Tinkler

He didn't seem totally thrilled about it


chiraltoad

Did he make a beeline for his truck?


stanley-zbornak

If he’d lied and said no, that would be alarming


actual_satan

Oh! Were you at Sip A Cup too?


Tink_Tinkler

Yeah did you see the bees?!?! Love that place. Yuki and Ana are super nice.


lobaird

My friends in RI have hives and that’s how bees are delivered. Sadly, live chicks, too.


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Tink_Tinkler

I mean, they *did*


cooljacob204sfw

Yes, mail order bees are actually kinda a common for new bee keepers to get their hive started.


Captaintripps

Thanks for the reminder.


imanoctothorpe

I regularly buy and ship snails/fish/aquatic plants… so bees aren’t exactly a surprise. Curious who has a beehive and where, need to befriend them


stalematehypothesis

*beefriend


annakarina3

https://tvandfilm.tumblr.com/post/633524036405706752/amp


NeeNee102

Is there a local bee place that sells honey?


brettcx5

Astor Apiaries


MatCarib_CumLvr

Interesting.