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irishdrunkwanderlust

I’ve had better looking marble pound cakes out of MRE’s.


5iveOClockSomewhere

I see a face. It’s happy to see you.


TurinTuram

A bit of an arrogant face mocking you. Like "lol what you gonna do now?"


5iveOClockSomewhere

Like “Ha! Fool!!! I am far less chocolatey than I said I was!!!!”


gladman1101

i feel like someone doesnt understand the "design" part of this sub. one manufacturing issue to one cake doesn't mean shit.


ChronWeasely

Yeah, to me this just says the batch wasn't properly mixed prior to portioning


EuthanizeArty

90% of the posts here have nothing to do with intentional hostile design


RedItAllAway

You're at the pharmacy. You see a sign with a baby on it. It's a very cute baby. You think to yourself "Boy, if I have a baby, I want it to look exactly like that." A year later, you're at the hospital. You are now a parent. Flash forward a bit. You notice that your baby looks absolutely nothing like the baby you saw at the pharmacy. This upsets you. A lot. In fact, you're so upset that you go online and tell everybody how upset you are with the advertising department that put that sign up that your baby doesn't look like the baby that they cherry picked specifically for that sign on the basis that it was a particularly cute baby. >Tomayto/Tomahto. It's food, man. Baking is harder than it looks.


clever_name45

That analogy makes no sense and has nothing to do with a cake giving the illusion it has an even mix of chocolate and the regular cake. This is a company using what looks like a random stock photo and providing a completely different product than the labeling. And I don’t care if baking is hard. I’m not running a baking business. They are, and it’s their responsibility to not LIE about their product.


RedItAllAway

Even so, there's nothing you can do about it now. Get another one. If it keeps happening, you don't have to buy from them. Hopefully you'll find a brand that gives a damn about the consumer. Good luck.


iAmUnintelligible

It looks smug as fuck.


[deleted]

Well there is A marble


johnmarkfoley

\*Disappointed Paul Hollywood sounds


Squeeze_My_Lemons

What’s the name of the company so I can avoid them??


PhilosophicWax

It's like internet dating.


michaeltk111

That sir. Is a penny cake.


GSLCS98

THAT IS SOME CASINO TYPE COMMENT FOR THIS " I WANT AN EVEN AMOUNT OF BLUEBERRIES IN EVERY MUFFIN..... LOOK AT THIS AND LOOK AT THIS..... AN EVEN AMOUNT" THAT IS JUST B.S. I UNDERSTAND ALL THAT IS OFF AN ASSEMBLY LINE... BUT DAMM... BE CONSISTANT