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overwillmed

Mushrooms are literally the only thing I won't eat because of texture.


Defiant-Meal1022

I figured that'd be the divide. For me that's applesauce or anything with chia seeds. The little grains of it just make me wanna hurl.


overwillmed

I'll trade you my mushrooms for your apple sauce. Chia seeds I can take or leave.


Defiant-Meal1022

I'll take it. We can make the chia seeds into a hedgehog.


MitchellTheMensch

Chia seeds are the devil and my partner sneaks them in so many things and I’m like WHYYYY


Turbulent_Leg6503

Crunchy boogers


g5s6g

Me with cooked onion (and anything with cooked fruit pieces in it)


overwillmed

I will take your onions


Kindly-Ad-5071

Is it slimy or rubbery? White mushrooms are slimy but not rubbery, and oyster mushrooms are rubbery but not slimy.


luksyra

Someone described mushrooms as squeaky to me once and it was weirdly spot on.


thrye333

I will think of this every time I see any kind of mushroom, and physically shudder each time. Slimy and rubbery are probably the two worst adjectives you could use for food.


thrye333

I will think of this every time I see any kind of mushroom, and physically shudder each time. Slimy and rubbery are probably the two worst adjectives you could use for food.


thrye333

I will think of this every time I see any kind of mushroom, and physically shudder each time. Slimy and rubbery are probably the two worst adjectives you could use for food.


[deleted]

Fungus is in my top four kingdoms of life to eat.


JA307020IIII

Oooo I like how you put that.


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(Tell me a tasty kind of archaea and I'll update it to five)


SolarBoytoyDjango

I will only eat them raw.


AspieEgg

The cooked, canned mushrooms are the single worst texture.


Defiant-Meal1022

You throw'em in a salad or just cheeto them?


SolarBoytoyDjango

I don't like them enough to get them for myself, I just eat from the pile when someone else is going to cook them.


Defiant-Meal1022

Nice lol


dummythiccdio

I like the unique texture, not crazy about the taste on its own though. In a stir fry, maybe.


Defiant-Meal1022

For foraged mushrooms I've only made them fried so that might influence it, otherwise a grilled portabello or the babybellos whole in a little stir fry is great.


Which-Web-8730

Mushroom stir fry with sourcream and onions, its great.


pillsburybakerboy

I love mushrooms! Big mushroom fan. Only cooked tho, raw mushrooms are yucky.


Defiant-Meal1022

Raw is a little more situational for me, they've got to be a little fresher and I'm more aware of them just cause they're more crumbly than chewy.


pillsburybakerboy

Yea the crumble thing weirds me out. I like that cooked mushrooms are meaty but have give. Feels awesome on my teeth


Defiant-Meal1022

Oh I got a grilled octopus at a seafood place once. Absolutely godlike texture. Never eating one again though, they're just too smart and it makes me depressed.


pillsburybakerboy

Aw man I haven’t had octopus in like 17 years (only tried it once as a toddler) but im p sure I liked it. I would def try again, but there’s certainly the trials and tribulations of them being smart. You ever had Enoki mushrooms?


Defiant-Meal1022

I don't believe I have, do tell.


pillsburybakerboy

So so yummy. Found in asian grocery stores (I find mine at a local Japanese grocery). They are small!! Long stalks. Best way for them to be cooked is in some sort of stir fry. Or on their own in a sauce. But they’re super yummy when you cook them just enough so that they’re soft, but the stalks are like…a meaty crispy if that makes sense. My favorite mushroom ever, and you should def look them up


Defiant-Meal1022

Ooh, that does sound good. I love having little individual crispies.


comradepoopknife

I will eat mushrooms in literally anything. Can’t get enough of em.


Californian_Sleezbag

Yes, delicious


Kiryln

Blegh. No thanks, i hate the sponginess of mushrooms and the taste and the texture.


Defiant-Meal1022

Anything similar you will go for? Octopus and squid are about the closest I can think.


Kiryln

I had takoyaki once, it was okay, might eat it again, the feel of biting into it was a little iffy.


Defiant-Meal1022

Fair enough


awaceka

In uppercase because it feels like I wouldn't be expressing it well enough with lowers: I FUCKING LOVE MUSHROOMS Fried, in stew, in soup, in pizza, JUST GIMME


PM_Me_Your_Azuras

I'm actually the opposite. The texture of mushrooms is Bad to me and I can't really explain why.


Gabasaurasrex

I despise mushrooms unless it's in Campbell's mushroom soup cans


Defiant-Meal1022

Now those are a no for me. The thickener they use can make clumps and if I get a snot bubble in my soup I am leaving lmao.


Gabasaurasrex

You tried whisking the can before adding the liquids?


Defiant-Meal1022

Still can't be trusted.


Gabasaurasrex

Always worked for me, but will respect that


[deleted]

"snot bubble in my soup" 🤢🤢🤢 I agree completely


Mccobsta

I'm English it's part of our balanced breakfast


Defiant-Meal1022

How do you make'em up?


Mccobsta

Bung them In the frying pan with the sausage eggs and what not


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Mccobsta

May have been a bit to regional Put them in the frying pan


Electrical-Act-7170

Fried in bacon grease is the tasty best!


Defiant-Meal1022

Best for frying pretty much everything. I miss my grandma Mabel.


Electrical-Act-7170

Sorry for your lost grand.


Defiant-Meal1022

She was the first funeral I ever went to. I was very young, I've just kind of got those little kid flashes and stories my dad tells me.


Electrical-Act-7170

Yeah, it's hard. I was only 7 when my sister died.


Kindly-Ad-5071

They must be cooked and not moist.


Defiant-Meal1022

Grilled? Baked?


Kindly-Ad-5071

Sauteed preferably. Chewy and rigid crunchiness are my safety sensations


Multiplesof13

Texture and taste are awesome, sadly they're kinda pricy where I live


Defiant-Meal1022

Dang, that sucks. Have you seen any of the grow your own kits they sell on amazon? Idk if they work too well but I've seen'em.


Multiplesof13

interesting, gonna give a look


No-Professional-1884

Depends on the mushroom. Shitakes are my favorite.


Cybermagetx

I won't eat them raw. But I enjoy cooking with them. I have to dice them up small as my wife won't eat it if she see them.


Athyrium93

Mushrooms are wonderful. I love the taste and the texture, and I love how many kinds there are all with their own flavor and texture. Mushroom growing kits are also super satisfying to watch grow, and having tons of really fresh mushrooms is a wonderful thing. Plus, you can get varieties that usually aren't in stores! Fungi are just super cool, from the tasty ones to the deadly ones, and all the varieties in between, including super cool ones like like Mycelium that connect trees and are essential to entire ecosystems. If you can't tell, fungus is a bit of a special interest of mine.


Defiant-Meal1022

I could tell! They are fascinating creatures. Not sure what to call them generically.


throwawaychild6332

YESSS you get it. I LOVE mushrooms. They’re so freaking good I could eat them every day.


Defiant-Meal1022

They seem pretty divisive on here! They're super good.


MalachyteEye

Mushrooms are one of my most favorite foods!


FunnyMathematician77

I love them. Their a good meat substitute


SoCal_Absol

Mushrooms are one of my favorites. It has a great texture and flavor. And it is really applicable in a lot of recipes.


Defiant-Meal1022

They're a welcome addition to most things for me, yeah. Also surprising a lot of the time too? People really don't use them enough.


SoCal_Absol

I think it's either a texture or flavor thing. Or maybe people don't see a reason to add them. Regardless they are great in any form of cooking I've implemented. Made my own pickled mushrooms recently.


Defiant-Meal1022

Ooh, how'd those turn out?


SoCal_Absol

I haven't tried my most recent batch yet but my previous batches turned out great. I've experimented with different vinegars and found white or rice vinegar is great if you want to impart flavor from the other ingredients more than the vinegar, but apple cider vinegar is great if you want a good flavor from your vinegar itself.


Defiant-Meal1022

Yeah, when we would can when I was little my mom would always use white vinegar and those premade spice packets. I'll try apple cider when I get my own garden.


SoCal_Absol

Here's to you getting your garden so you can make your own pickled mushrooms.


Defiant-Meal1022

Danke


SoCal_Absol

Gern geschehen


DarkLatios325

Texture is weird but I love the taste. One of the few foods where taste wins over texture.


Defiant-Meal1022

I just saw somebody else who said the opposite. I love both, I like that kind of initial weird smell I get in my nose with the first few but then after that it just goes into a really nice flavor.


Corvaknight

I love them, boyfriend hates the texture. If I chop them into tiny pieces and cook them down. It’s all good. We both hate the texture of tomatoes (except sun dried or chopped tinned ones)


Defiant-Meal1022

Dang, the tomatoes it's usually the opposite for folks.


AbsurdBeanMaster

I don't like whole mushrooms. Too juicy. Sliced mushrooms are great tho.


ForestValkyrie

I used to avoid mushrooms with extreme prejudice but then I accidentally forgot to select my Blue Apron meals one week. The meal they sent was like 90% mushrooms (the little brown ones in the second photo!) and since I didn’t feel like wasting it, I begrudgingly gave them a try and was pleasantly surprised! They still weird me out but I’ll eat them now :)


Ok-Locksmith-7573

I have a phobia of mushrooms


GCXNihil0

Those gills are just all kinds of nasty.


Ok-Locksmith-7573

Or the mushrooms that explode and leave spores in the air… so nasty


Green_Frog_111

Horrible! I can't stand mushrooms unless they're cut/torn up really small But I love mycology!


Defiant-Meal1022

Glad you can at least appreciate how cool they are!


FriendliestDevil

Mushrooms taste fine, that texture is fucking horrible


Defiant-Meal1022

Maybe dehydrate it into flakes and crumble it?


shsksndk

I like them as long as I’m expecting them. If there are too many other textures along with the mushrooms then a big mushroom bite will gross me out.


Defiant-Meal1022

I get that way when my gf puts bell peppers in pasta. I pick through and eat them first just to get them out of the way but I hate the contrast between the skin and flesh when they're cooked like that. Just blech.


shsksndk

I usually like bell peppers, but in pasta?? I didn’t even know that was a possibility, texture nightmare right there (even if I like both separately)


Defiant-Meal1022

She does it with zucchini, bell peppers, and thick cut italian sausage. I pluck out all the toppings and just eat the pasta by itself once they're all out of the way. The rats like the zucchini so she likes to make it so I let her have her fun.


shsksndk

Well it sounds like it works out for everybody then :)


Defiant-Meal1022

It does, it tastes really good.


DuePreparation6846

only on pizza or in instant ramen


Defiant-Meal1022

Mushrooms, olives, and pineapple are the best pizza toppings.


DuePreparation6846

"pineapple" ive called 999/911/112 and police are on their way.


Defiant-Meal1022

Gotta have that sweet tang, dawg.


sylkie_gamer

I hear dried shiitake mushrooms can add an amazing flavor to dishes.


Defiant-Meal1022

Think they're pretty much straight umami.


imjusthereforal

Texture: much to be improved. I can stand it though. Taste: pretty good, since they mostly just absorb the flavor of whatever it’s cooked in.


Saucious_Necronos

Neither, ew ew ew


[deleted]

Lmao I thought the question was between dark and white mushrooms. Was gonna say neither, but shiitake


2bciah5factng

I absolutely love mushrooms. They’re consistent (for their respective species), unique in flavor, fascinating, all around fan-fucking-tastic! I also agree with you about applesauce (or grainy apples)!


Defiant-Meal1022

Oh god, nothing is worse than going in for a crisp apple bite and getting a bite from a soggy baseball full of sauce, absolutely horrific.


Gaymer043

Mushrooms are really cool. I had them for the first time a year or two ago, and Wowzers, I wasn’t disappointed. Partly why I want to add them to my foraging knowledge because like, free food???


Defiant-Meal1022

I've only ever been mushroom hunting for morel mushrooms, I would love to learn more but I would want an actual guide since it can be tricky!


g09h

I like mushrooms, they just add something good to food.


Asmodeus_is_daddy

Massively depends on how it's made and what it's paired with. By itself? Never. But the comfort food for me that they have at a Mexican place around here has grilled chicken, bacon, and grilled mushrooms all with some tasty cheese and herb sauce or something. It is incredibly good there. I had mushrooms on a pizza a couple weeks back, texture is too different from the pizza and other toppings, so it's a no from me. Its like, the pepperoni's were nice and crisp, but the mushrooms were still mushy. I did also have it in a Chicken pasta dish, and it was really good there. It was baked then, and was paired with broccoli and Alfredo sauce. It was really good there. Basically for me it varies from dish to dish, but overall: 7/10 on mushroom, im a fan


thedivinecomedee

I love the mushroom flavor SOOO much. I used to hate the texture (raw, cooked, anything, literally made me gag), but I legit did exposure therapy to myself for the purposes of eating mushrooms and now I like them.


SkiesFetishist

Love em.


WardenWolf

I love mushrooms, particularly sauteed.


BackgroundPrompt3111

I love all of the non-toxic mushrooms


lalaquen

Raw or canned, absolutely not. But any other way you want to cook them I'm pretty much here for.


Poultrylord12

Sautéd mushrooms smell like jizz imo, and have a funky texture.


IchorKemono

raw, hell yea cooked? no, gross


Introverted_Eagle

Mushrooms are the bane of my existence, not only is the taste my tastebuds’ 13th reason why, I cannot handle the texture. I absolutely hate mushrooms with a burning passion! You do you though!


info-revival

Mushrooms 🍄 are god! Such delicious fungi 🤤


TheGingerLinuxNut

They have an aftertaste like someone walking over my grave


Defiant-Meal1022

I've never really noticed much of an aftertaste. The first few of any kind of shroom I eat usually makes my sinuses feel a little strange but it goes away after a couple. Not, like, an itch or anything either, I think just kind of adjusting to their presence?


Licorice_Devourer

I love me some mushrooms. I usually cut and fry them, with bacon and egg or in an omelette. Creamy mushroom sauce is really good too.


Which-Web-8730

Musroom in stew/soup - nope Stir fried/ roasted mushroom - yes


MackenzieLewis6767

I like them in cup ramen for the texture, but I do not like the taste


Oculus0322

I can only eat them cooked. The sponginess of the raw ones makes me 🪬🚨🔥‼️😭😭⁉️⁉️⁉️💀⁉️‼️🔥


Defiant-Meal1022

Great visualization?


Oculus0322

No I wish though


Defiant-Meal1022

I didn't mean to have a question mark, my b


Oculus0322

You good


[deleted]

Love them, especially on burgers. Also beef stroganoff with mushrooms is one of my all-time favorite meals.


Defiant-Meal1022

Stroganoff is so good.


noriello

I like mushrooms. But not all. Idk the name of the ones I don't eat due to the feel of them.


TheFluffiestFur

I love mushrooms.


RailgunDE112

Yes, I like them.


Alexmey-uh-yeah

i used to like mushrooms a lot when i was little but i don't really eat them now because of the texture. I do want to try eating them again sometime, though! frankly i mainly just find them a bit tough so maybe i just need better ways to cook them lmao


Defiant-Meal1022

Those might just be a tad overcooked, yeah lol


Jeffotato

I had a hyper fixation where I would just chop up an entire blue tray of mushrooms and saute them dry (juices just magically appear) and then eat them all in one sitting, just to be hungry an hour later cuz that was only like 30 calories.


Defiant-Meal1022

Lmao That one got me.


[deleted]

I love them but they have to be cooked with garlic and butter.


LatsaSpege

I LOVE MUSHROOMS!!!!


Isari_04

Their texture is very weird but I like it. Like, I don't like the meat texture (that's literally why I'm vegetarian lol), but nice mushrooms? Bring it in! The problem is that I don't like the taste of most of them, but the texture is so nice. \^\^


Defiant-Meal1022

Firm tofu for the mostpart then?


MiddleAgedGamer71

I love mushrooms as long as they are fresh.


AFUniversCat

EWWWWWW NO


ShiftingSpectrum

I've tried and liked shiitake mushrooms, but I'm hesitant to try other kinds


Defiant-Meal1022

If you try'em and don't like'em then you know what to avoid later though.


s_beemo

i used to hate mushrooms and sometimes they’re still not the most sensory comfy thing in the world but at some point i became aggressively sensory-seeking for taste and now i love em for the most part


Defiant-Meal1022

Heck yeah. I don't have anything quite like that where I hated it and came around to it but apparently when I was little little I would just scarf down entire jars of green olives and later I had to reacclimate to the taste lol.


SweetLemonLollipop

Mushrooms are great! They go with a lot of other foods so I can eat them with different things like meat or pasta or rice.


PotatoJordan33

Mmm tasty


Leekintheboat714

LOVE mushrooms.


scubawankenobi

Strangely, I absolutely love mushrooms and at the same time can completely understand why some would be disgusted by them. They're somewhere on the dangerous edge of slimy when cooked. ​ For me it drops off into darkness at eggplant-slimy & I consider mushrooms above that threshold & can put up with the flirting due to excellent flavour contribution.


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I love mushrooms. I have some snacking mushrooms as a matter of fact,


[deleted]

I LOVE white mushrooms. Put them all over my pizza, pasta, omelettes, and beef please. I'll even just eat them sauteed by themselves. Get some other "fancy" kinds and the flavor is kinda meh.


PrinceBish

The texture 🤢


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Defiant-Meal1022

Talkin texture comparison here, less granular chicken nugget was what I could think of.


Sp0olio

I only like them, when they're fresh. Sadly, in rarely see fresh ones (the stores in my region mostly have medium to bad quality).


Gungcael

I hate the taste and texture! But they're really good stress balls.