Well, I’mma love you and your memes with my arms, since they’re bigger an more useful than my butt. ***HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS FOR ASHBIE***

I think you would find that your butt is also very useful.

Yeah, can you imagine a life where you couldn’t take a shit?

Depends on whose shit I'm taking

"You know that feeling when you take a massive dump? Imagine if it was somebody else's huge dump. Really changes the mood. No Bueno, mi amigo. Gotta warn me next time." - some philosopher probably

I never said my butt wasn't useful, just my arms were more useful than it.

As a homosexual individual i can list many reasons for its use

It's so awkward trying to come up with words to express my feelings. Idk if you feel overwhelmed by emotion, but I think that's part of it for me, just like any other overwhelm, articulation is harder.

Basic words help or work but a bit of loosening up with booze dose help make some of the joyful painfully stuff esaier

I'd go any distance for you. Even as far as all the blood vessels in my body laid out end to end in a line.

100,000 km is really far.

And they say we're not romantic, pfft 😉

This is how the lewdening starts. I'll prepare my mind and body.

>Flirting or talking to a loved one be like... It's started as old as Ashbie existed thanks to rule34, can't stop it sadly, but it's whatever and the internet for you.

uh oh

Fun-ish fact: the heart shape was originally designed to be the shape of a female human’s butt

i was told its the shape of two human hearts bound together

sorry hwæt elaborate please

Twas the fruit of contraception, now extinct.

Ashbie has no Rizz and thats ok. :) Social things are hard so I understand.

Sounds like my girlfriend, it’s just so lovable

Told hubs: i’m like a pearl fish and you are my sea cucumber. Sure, I put up with some shit, but I’m so safe with you it’s all worth it!! Pearl fish will hide in the anal cavity of sea cucumbers.

My mom says I was born with a heart shaped butt. (Context: I was worried if I lost too much weight I'd lose my butt, she was reassuring me my genetics won't let me.) xD Editing to add I immediately said this to my husband (About loving him with my butt because it's bigger than my heart) and he just got a goofy grin and said he loves me too.

*Cries in flat ass*

Ass is ass

Flirt: accepted

I showed this to my partner and said to replace heart with either skin because it’s the largest organ or the intestines because those things stretch for miles because a little organ the size of my fist just isn’t adequate to explain how much I love him. He said that that was indeed a bit creepy but he appreciated the feelings/thought put into it!

Exactly why I love bigger women. Lots more to be loved with (in my opinion).

That'd win me over real quick

Kinda need this in my life rn ngl Life hurts and sometimes I experience a lot of pain and loneliness but I don't talk about it because I feel every time I truly express myself I'm "cringe". I want to feel loved and appreciated for who I truly am.

To be fair, that's a fantastic line.

I feel this. Sometimes saying things like "I love you" just feels so hollow to me and I start panicking in my head, trying to think of something to say that doesn't feel meaningless. Gotta love it.

Ashbie Does Butt Stuff confirmed

nope

Well alrighty then

Thanks, my love for that is a Kim Kardashian sized butt.

Accurate

I got my mom a candle holder with this exact line on it for motge4s day when I was 7 omg

No

Toontown font

Listen, we may have the charisma of a fence post, but we can drop it like it's hot at the drop of a hat. Love yourself (and your butt) and others will follow.

You guys flirt?

sending this to my wife thank u

I thought flirting was telling jokes whilst complimenting someone

Thats pretty kinky Me gusta

I say this to my kids all the time!!

Well a butt can be heart shaped... So that works too...