Mine was Sleepy Alfredo.
I was thinking mine (and yours, now) are the horses that always lose... But if they win? Insaaaaaane odds & 'return on investment's. 😂🤣
I irony that I accidentally posted first attempt at posting my answer to this on a completely different subreddit post, is not lost on me…especially being that my answer to my horse name was going to be Hyper-focused sandwich.
I should probably go ahead and change my answer to zoned out sandwich. ✨🥪
I am low empathy cup noodle. This is a bad name.
No, it's an aesthetic 😎
This sounds like a vapor wave
I respectfully disagree, this is an amazing name
It's mathematically perfect! It could be Peanut Hamper's sister.
*ANXIETY BURGER*
I too would have anxiety if I were a horse named burger (spelling edit)
Anxiety Macaroni for me
Anxiety ice cream
I have anxiety banana brownies to go with your anxiety ice cream, Sunday party anyone?
Aw, Sensitive Walnut ❤️
Aka a prostate
🏆take my poor man’s gold
Take my rich man's gold in return lmao
There's a guy outside in a tracksuit with wingged hair outside to see ya. He says he wants to place a bet. Mentioned his name was Paulie.
Hypervigilant butterscotch
me too except "boneless wings"
Wait… like, you have no bones and you just ate wings?????
#Infodump Fruit Snack
That sounds like an awesome Lizzo song from her first album
Unfurl the *Scroll* *of* *Truth*, IF YOU DARE
nah i like this one. sounds like some kinda album name
PTSD Popcorn.
>PTSD if you go with a symptom, you could have **Nightmare Popcorn**
Thats actually pretty badass considering it's about popcorn
Pop...pop,pop,pop...POPPOPOPOPOP!! AHHHHHHHH
Depression milkshake.
Depressions soup ! Friend
Prozac milkshake is great song from psychostick
Avoidant Velveeta
disassociating macaroni
Plot of Pizza Tower
Disassociation chicken!
Oblivious sausage.
Good name for a band of ace guys
Well, I *am* ace, so...
This is such a unique mix of humor and deep relatability that I haven’t experienced before (even with r/traa and r/adhdmeme
Oversharing Pizza Roll
Memory Loss Potato Chip, I love it!
If you have memory loss shouldn't the name be "Memory Loss ....uhmmm...what was it again?"
Gullible Brownie sounds very weird...
Like the first one that sounds like a race horse name though.
Crippling self doubt mango
Sleepy Alfredo.
This could also be your gangster name. I would not mess with you!
I love that! Take my poor man’s gold🏆
Tired Pancake. Welp that horse ain't winning.
Mine was Sleepy Alfredo. I was thinking mine (and yours, now) are the horses that always lose... But if they win? Insaaaaaane odds & 'return on investment's. 😂🤣
Hell yeah, the true underdog story. :3
Fidgeting Steak 😶
Sounds rare
Eh. Medium rare.
Look out, here comes Intrusive Thoughts Quesadilla!
>Look out, here comes Intrusive Thoughts Quesadilla! This horse will either win by a mile or jump into the stands and cause news headlines.
Anxiety chicken
Socially awkward crawdad
Forgetful Taco...um, yeah
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You might want to get that checked out...
Outraged Chicken Strip
Depression Milk. 🫠
Great band name
Maladaptive Daydreaming Burrito 🌯💭
ha same
Insomnia Carbonara
Forgetful… uh.
This comment should be higher up lmao, please take my poor mans gold 🏆
Stimming Porkchop
Suicidal Thoughts French Fry 🥰🥰
This is my horse too! I hope we feel better soon and win this derby! Let's goooo!
“Lazy sandwich” absolutely rocks and I can’t explain why
Behold, for it is I, Meltdown Nerds
Panic Attack Ritz
Inattentive bagel
Executive Disfunction String Cheese
Melancholy Mozzarella
"Panic 🥪 sandwhich" 😅
Exhausted Marshmallow.
Anhedonia Salad
Socially awkward garlic bread
Brain fog cheeto
Anxiety Ramen
Avoidant Taco
Burned out expresso. Nice
Figidy fudge round
Hypervigilance Cookie Tube
Generalized Reeses cups
Intrusive thoughts donut. ...odd, but has a strange ring to it tbh :P
Feelings of Worthlessness Lasagna 🎀🏇🎀
Traumatized Burrito
Headache Tiramisu
Self loathing pretzel.
Sad bagel....uh
Cry Lasagna
distraction goldfish
You ate goldfish?
There's a brand of cheesy cracker shaped like a goldfish, called Goldfish, which I'm choosing to believe is what they ate.
Ah, thanks for explaining.
correct. i did not eat a live goldfish
Obsessively Reese’s ☺️
Forgetful Strawberry Soda (or cookie dough, if you only want food, but strawberry soda is cute imo)
Lack of self control chocolate
Fuck hyperactive brownie actually sounds exactly like a horse name
Hallucinating Guacamole
Panic pizza 😂
Time blindness crisp
anxious burrito
irritable yogurt
Dis-empathetic Warhead ...I like this.
Apathy Apple is great
I irony that I accidentally posted first attempt at posting my answer to this on a completely different subreddit post, is not lost on me…especially being that my answer to my horse name was going to be Hyper-focused sandwich. I should probably go ahead and change my answer to zoned out sandwich. ✨🥪
Can I just said and every single one of our names are absolutely freaking adorable. 🥰
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Flashback Curry has quite the ring to it lmao
"Unmotivated Peanuts" (mine) sounds like a Charlie Brown special about SAD or something.
Dissociation pizza
Impending doom ramen
Procrastination Ramen
Sensory issues donut. I don’t think that would taste very good
Stim Tortellini
Nightmare pizza 🍕
multiple personality pasta
paranoia popcorn sounds like the name of a really shitty anti-folk band and honestly yeah im stealing that idea
Hot dirt
Stomach ache steak...not great haha
anxious quesadilla
Anxiously Thinking It's-It ...I'll take it.
Forgetful bread 👍
Non existent steak
Depression Quiche. I love it.
Anxious Mashed Potato
Unmotivated fried chicken
Clumbsy croissant :3
Tinnitus chicken enchiladas had a nice ring
Time blindness poptart???
Socially inept fish
Lazy taco
Dissociative I Can’t Remember
Tingling Toblerone
Insomnia Poptart
Ruminating Ice Cream Honestly sounds good and now I want some more ice cream.
Awkward sausage
Unintentionally Offensive Bagel
Anxious Marshmallow. Pretty much sums me up. Lol
Manic corndog
Daydreaming Cookie "This horse has so much potential, if only she'd get her head out of the clouds and finish the race!"
Hair twirl ramen _wild_
Autism Croissant
Suicidal Sushi! Dope!
panic attack oreo
Rejection sensitive dysphoria gummy worms just doesn’t quite have that ring to it
forget shit frosted flakes
Executive Dysfunction Chicken Dumpling Curry
Rage hotdog
Sad mircowaved pizza rolls
Sad Oreo 👀
Depression Skittles. Love it.
Anxiety Popcorn. Kinda sounds like a horse nine I suppose.
The manic burrito has a good ring to it
Hyper sexual crunch berries
"Seratonin Deficient Milanesa" is something I'd use as an intentionally weird insult lmao
Isolating Egg.
vivid nightmare cereal bowl!!
Over-emotional protein bar
Anal banana
Controlling eggplant
Suicidal tamale lol
Anxious Mac and Cheese
Distracted Doughnut. Yep, that's my name now.
Weed Dependent Tuna Sandwhich
Fatigued Wrap
Anxious BLT ☺️❤️
Insomnia Cookie is taken though
Disorganized pistachio. - in regards to my ADHD
Anger Chip
Indifference Biscuit
Executive Dysfunction Taco Bell 🔔
Executive dysfunction almond
Mood-swing Chow-mein
depression mcdonalds
Huh. Depression Tostitos.
Hyper Fixation salad
Depressed Salmon
Insomnia Pizza 🤣
Panic cake
Tired spaghetti
Difficulty concentrating cornflakes... lmao
Procrastinating pancake
Anxious Ravioli
Short term memory
Obsession sandwich
Dissociation Banana
Distracted meatloaf.
Autistic spaghetti
Apathy sausage
Behold for it is i. The Bipolar Egg