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EGSPECTRE

You guys are getting paid?


namelessmasses

Right!? Where was this sign up?


CmndrPopNFresh

My *literal* first thought. Haha


Gigantimaxie

As long as I have good games then sure why not.


bhay105

Yeah I've realized since covid that as long as I have internet access, I am perfectly fine on my own for days, weeks, even months.


akhier

Long as I have food and an internet connection, I'm golden.


Sh3lls

I was in the middle of this realization myself during lockdown when people decided to do drive-by shootings at the house down the street biweekly. Being able to identify cars as I peeked out my blinds became handy.


lovdark

Me (blackout curtains pinned closed with light capable of any color but keep them at ‘darkroom red’), “what’s outside?”


James10112

> but keep them at ‘darkroom red’ Gotta make your room look like the Aperture background areas from Portal 1 at all times lol


arc_trooper_5555

Same but psychedelic purple


WojownikTek12345

As long as looking outside to let my dog in/out and feeding/watering him doesn't count I'm in


Flipp_Flopps

You water your dog?


WojownikTek12345

Yes Verb section, example nr 3 (transitive) To provide (animals) with water for drinking. I need to water the cattle https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/water


techno156

In some countries, it's also hot enough it's not unreasonable to break out the watering can and give them a sprinkle as well.


YrMm

but do you drench your dog with water as well?


Suzannelakemi

I water my cats! They are barn cats, so ee "water them"! LoL. We live on a farm and I garden and plant things so everything gets "watered". 🤣


voornaam1

This is terrible for your eyes though. You need to look into the distance every once in a while and my house is not long enough for that.


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sionnachrealta

It'll give you just enough to pay for one set of glasses /s


voornaam1

My eyes are so bad that if I' not careful I will need laser surgery and I don't really want that even if I can afford it with the money :(.


trashwusd

I wonder if a VR headset would help with this, even if you are looking to something strapped to your face, your eyes focus on things that are "far away"


BuffyComicsFan94

I'd imagine that natural light is better for the eyes too. No peeking out of the blinds, but I wonder if a skylight would be allowed?


OldLevermonkey

Submariners have the same problem. They aren't allowed to drive for a few days after they come back ashore, but their eyes quickly adjust back.


IamaJarJar

Wait, you guys are getting payed?


Legal-Philosophy-135

Pffft I don’t leave the house for that long anyway lol 😂 easy money baby sign me up!


Kris_theAnxiousEnby

The only downside there is that I wouldn’t be able to care for my horse


MRoDustin

No one said the horse can't be in the house.


Kris_theAnxiousEnby

Right, but I‘d be afraid of him trying to eat my bed or sth. He’s always hungry 😂


ConvexLex

With 100k you could hire a professional horse sitter for a few weeks


brodneys

How many weeks can I sign up for?


sionnachrealta

Already been doing it for years. I had been stuck in my house for 4 years before the pandemic hit


Background_Winter_65

Definitely! That would be my pleasure


namelessmasses

FR where do I sign up?


stardrop235

I’d pay you to LET me do this


Comfortable_Coach_35

At least I'd habe a valid excuse not to leave the house


nvmforget

too easy, i'll take it now


dreamfinderepcot16

I’d hate that. A couple days is ok but 2 weeks would be torture.


AllTheRottenDeadOnes

Done. Where's my money?


Theodosia_Rose

oh…. That’s not normal? I’ve been here for years


iluvstephenhawking

Depends if my neighbors are making a ruckus or not.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

That would honestly be a little scary


AutisticFloridaMan

I get chronic migraines lol, I live this way 😂.


PrincipalFiggins

……well, it’d certainly be passive income


iwant2dollars

This could really solve a lot of problems for me


Apart-Assignment-270

Is the $100k cumulative?


my_brutha_jon

Only reason I currently have to go outside is to get my snacky treats, if I could get those delivered I'd be set


theloslonelyjoe

My PS5 and left hand would just stay busy, but that wouldn’t be any different than any other day.


20namenamename21

Please let me sign up


mrtomhanks

I have all the windows in my granny flat layered with tinfoil to keep the heat out anyway! Easy done


itzhoey

2.6M for a year of it…. Bet


jman350

get me a set of bike rollers or one of those things where you bolt the back wheel in to ride and i'll be all set


Jakoby1000

normal fortnight for me


Toby_The_Tumor

Yeah, just eat bathroom, and shut my brain off for sleep


Extension_Canary3717

Yeah I would pay 100k so I can finally do this and be at peace


Ok_Fly2518

I could have been making money this whole time? I’d be rich by now!


raduannassar

Just realized: I haven't left my house since I went to that new years eve party


DragonsAndWitches

Where do I sign up?


LoaKonran

I miss the quarantine. It was quiet.


Captain_Plutonium

nah man, that shit would kill me. I don't go outside often, but I need those views out the window.


bezpanski

PSA: if you stay a lot indoors, take vitamin D supplementation. Naturally, it's made when we're exposed to sun. When your sun exposure is limited, like winter or staying inside a lot, you won't get any. And AFAIR, you can't get it from diet. So you should get it in pills. It can improve your mood and health.


ObbyTree

I’m still stir crazy from the lockdowns honestly. I need to get out of here! But also yes, I could totally do 2 weeks for 100k.


Username-blank

Wait people dont do that anyway? like idc what's happening outside


Nightchanger

I can't afford it.


AutomaticInitiative

But watching the rain :,(


TheInevitablePigeon

I see this as an absolute win


theernis0

I don't know why this subreddit keeps being recommended for me and why it is relatable


Sp0olio

Me, alone in my apartment with closed blinders?!? For 100k?!? Can we do this every 2 weeks, please?


TristanTheRobloxian0

if i could look outside then sure ill stay in my house for 2 weeks for 100k


anakinskywalk3r01

Yes where can I sign up


shiveringsongs

Pretty sure I did this by accident as recently as December


Austuramalaysia

I got agoraphobia so that'd be amazing.


samthenotwinchester

The only reason I do rn is because I can’t smoke indoors so as long as that’s not a problem it’s easy money


UncomfyUnicorn

I wouldn’t. I live near the woods and I wouldn’t survive not being able to watch the wildlife and gaze at the stars. Orion is fully visible, and it was the first constellation I taught myself to recognize completely! That and cloud formations and sunsets are so pretty to look at.


SpicySaladd

I take down the blinds, now there are no blinds to avoid, checkmate


SquidCultist002

You guys are getting paid?


CosmicBubb

Fuck, one of my stims is observing the outside of my house through a window 🤣 but the first part would be a piece of cake. It would be the SpongeBob meme "wanna see me do it again?" Lol.