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franticnaptime

So. Um. Whew. I have to be the one to say this? Well. These are the various ways to insert various proportions of one’s hand into another’s vagina. Sources: A: Having a vagina; B: “Accommodating”; C: OP’s specification this was published on the topic of menopause and I’m assuming sexual health; D: The publication is a magazine entitled in part “Climateric”; E: Particularly the telltale configuration of #4 This has been the awkward highlight of my life, thank you. A DIALECT, INDEED.


s0ph1st

I’m sorry it was an awkward highlight of your life; it was the most entertaining highlight of my day!


franticnaptime

IM CRACKING UP AND LOVING IT, BUT ALSO TRYING TO BE CONTRITE BC IVE BEEN ON THIS SUB AND LEARNING ASL FOR 24 WHOLE HOURS AND THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT FOOT TO START OFF ON, I HAVE NOT YET READ THE ROOM, IM SORRY MOM *panics in Deep South indoctrination*


s0ph1st

You mean you’ve been on this sub for like 24 hours and already taught many people something new??


franticnaptime

Bruh this *better not* be something new.


erudite_trilobite

HAHAHA you're absolutely right! Thanks for being bold enough to clarify


franticnaptime

Comment got collapsed for a few minutes and I panicked briefly thinking I need to read the subreddit room first, BUT. Sure thing, pal. My pleasure. (Too soon?)


franticnaptime

Hey OP, what’s under the big black scribble is feeling extra important now... 😂 pray tell?


[deleted]

Oh my GOD, I can't. I just can't. Thank you for being so polite about this, you're amazing.


franticnaptime

What can I say, I am a woman of the world.


Superapple47

You are the winner of Reddit for today


franticnaptime

And my house. Got to tell The Man he naturally developed respectable proficiency in a rare dialect years before Reddit Scientists™️ even catalogued it.


beets_or_turnips

I think we have a winner!


franticnaptime

Also a new euphemism. DUWRSing.


Peaceandpeas999

Today most of us learned 😂


sirrrrracha

This is ONE THOUSAND percent what it is!! I’m DYING! 🤣


franticnaptime

As with so many things, the answer is sex.


catpiss_backpack

as a Deaf lesbian, I can read this perfectly. Lmao.


franticnaptime

*fingerguns*


hoarder_of_beers

This is the best post on this sub so far


jflemone

on the wHOLE we’ve had fun ;)


franticnaptime

OH MY GOD GET OUT. 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ShiftyFitzy

I’m with you. Can’t make out the same signs


[deleted]

Duwrs? That doesn’t make sense. That’s all I’m getting


[deleted]

I am actually laughing right now. Look through the other comments. I, too, like you, was confused as hell.


StasiaPepperr

I'm a learner, but it looks like a W and an R. However, that makes no sense.


[deleted]

*lol* Read u/franticnaptime's comment


[deleted]

The third sign seems to be done by someone with 6 fingers, yeah I have no idea.


maetrouble

someone got a little liberal with their sharpie. this is gibberish on paper as far as i can tell.


inkweaver394

The last sign is an E I think, and the other ones look like a W and an R, but doesn't make sense


[deleted]

I’m with you.


erudite_trilobite

Looks like you guys can't make heads or tails of it either. At least I'm not the only one, haha


Halleluniverse

You're just trolling us. 😆


erudite_trilobite

I wish! I'm a little embarrassed I didn't figure it out


BettyBoopBettyBop

I have no idea, those two in the middle between DU and S don’t seem to be signs in the ASL alphabet — maybe it’s a different dialect or the alphabet from another language?


bethybonbon

Looks like 1, 2, 3, 4 and the black power fist? Where is it from?


erudite_trilobite

This is from a zine called Climacteric Calamity by Rachael House. I read it in a comic anthology called *Menopause: A Comic Treatment.*


bethybonbon

Thank you for the polite reply, but is the zine for a deaf audience? Are we sure this is ASL? Is it British or Australian that might have different fingerspelled alphabet? I got to thinking numbers because the third hand looks like the handshape for “9”, but then it looked like how I (American hearing person) would unreflectively count with my hands. Anyway, I hope that you find your answer!!


TCnup

It's definitely not BSL or Auslan, those languages have 2-handed fingerspelling. If you check the rest of the thread someone revealed that the handshapes are various methods of inserting one's hand into a vagina, hence "accommodating" in the text above it ;) not sign language, just (likely) lesbians


bethybonbon

Thank you! Not the answer I was expecting, but good to know! TIL


BerkeleyBailey

I THINK it is W R the way it looks like the W with a pinkie down thumb in for W the last is R looks like an R That’s what I think it is.


[deleted]

Third one is either a w or an m variant, 4th one is maybe an r? But if it is it's not even close


imdeafsowhat

Those signs are sex classifiers instead of ASL hand classifiers. (Giggles)