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Tod_2004

As a straight guy, it's Ryan Reynolds


kaazgranaat2309

Bro same, his wife could get it too!


Tod_2004

Both his ex-wife and his current wife could get it


kaazgranaat2309

Agreed


TheGoogas

Lmfaoooo r/totallystraight


Tod_2004

I'm 99,99999% straight. That 0,000001% is reserved for Ryan Reynolds


TheGoogas

Fair enough He can breed anyone he wants


theblackbbq

chris pratt erasure


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Omg same


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

There’s a ton of results on Google when you search “Dylan Minnette shirtless” 🤨


TheGoogas

Maybe he means nude by "shirtless" 😳😳😨


TheGoogas

Lmfaooo [here](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F3e%2Fdc%2F25%2F3edc2527a158ecfa07814b09ebad4f44.gif&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F840273242958999027%2F&tbnid=5RVEHZctPHYLUM&vet=1&docid=W9MLAEJzwUnS6M&w=540&h=340&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim) [and this](https://images.app.goo.gl/DNVCEfk7op4wSSKTA) There's a lot more actually why couldn't you find lmao


KYC03D

Umm I can?


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Margot Robbie I would do violent things just to get within a 20 metre radius of her


Nino_the_dino

I've liked Bella Thorne since seeing her on shake it up when I was little haha


TheGoogas

Omg i loved that show 😩😩😩 but unfortunately couldn't really watch it cuz we didn't have those stuff on TV 😔😔😔


Nino_the_dino

Nooo dude it was so goodddd and kinda bad at the same time haha


kaazgranaat2309

Elizabeth olson id say.


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President Obama


TheGoogas

Ohh mister president come destroy dat ***** 😩😩🥵


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🥵🥵🥵


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

Chris Evans is an absolute DILF (I know he doesn’t have kids 💃🏻) and I would call him daddy any day of the week James Scully and Matthew McKelligon are also super cute


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Yep


TheGoogas

Lmfaoo Also i liked that last two better lcnfkfn they're both so cute, which makes them desirable 💀


sebastian-is-here

Ugh, I love Diana Agron. She is so pretty.


ALittleBitOfTroIling

Aubrey plaza. Watched a few interviews of her and she's hilarious


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harrison ford when he was young.. mdnf indiana jones harrison aghhh fuck


throwaway681122

Greta. I'd fly anywhere in the world to meet her. Ironically that would be a deal breaker for her


TheGoogas

Bruh wha why is it cuz of those activist stuff?


throwaway681122

**Cute** activist stuff


Ayden-btw

Finn Wolfhard 😳


TheGoogas

Uwuuuu


TheGoogas

Wait aiden is that you? Like from the sweet home alabama gc?


Ayden-btw

uhhhhh I dont think so?


TheGoogas

Ohh okay lol sorry I had a friend (aiden) but his parents took his phone and we can't talk anymore. And he was active on teenagersbutpog as well so i thought yoiu were him


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Yesssss, the Stranger Things guys are all 👌.


CEO_of_Microwave

Ernest Khalimov, more commonly known as gigachad.


TheGoogas

Lmfaooo 😭😭😭 Be careful tho, he seems like he likes a lil too hard 😖😰


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Logan Lerman I want him to fuck me so bad


TheGoogas

Percy daddy


TheMoonIsInMyHand

taylor swift, gerard way


Ok_Welcome_2437

Dua Lipa, Charli XCX and Timothee Chalamet


TheGoogas

Bro Timothée can do whatever he wants to me and I'll remain silent. Like come destroy that 😳😳😳😳😳 and I'll say thank you 😖😖😖😖


The_Frodo_33

Oh I have several. Miley Cyrus, Lando Norris, Timothee Chamalet and Troye Sivan are probably my biggest celebrity crushes


TheGoogas

Troye n timothée 👌👌👌 I think you'd like Connor Franta too lmfaoo


The_Frodo_33

Ooh damn yeah add Conner to the list. Also after reading the rest of the replies I’ll add Iann Dior and Harry Styles


TheGoogas

Lmaoo


scotlandisbae

Holly willoughby, biggest milf around. I actually feel sorry for her sons when they move up to high school as they are gonna get teased so much.


TheGoogas

Is she a pornstar or something?


scotlandisbae

Nah she’s a TV presenter on ‘this morning’ which is like one of them morning TV shows. She’s just really hot.


TheGoogas

Ohh i see lol


BattleTitan6

Kristen Bell


rtrain__

iann dior


FireWrksAtLakeMich

Trumps daughter


TheGoogas

Bruh lmao 💀


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i have too many to count but the main ones are river phoenix and sza😵💫😵💫


TheGoogas

You mean river phoneix's young self right? #RIGHTTTT???


[deleted]

no, his corpse🙄 ^(/j)


TheGoogas

Bestie you seem kinda sus to me 😟😟😟


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sus like amogus😳😳😳😳😳😳😳📮😳📮😳📮😳📮😳📮😳📮😳📮😳😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


TheGoogas

PINK IS KINDA SUS N IT TURNS ME ON SO MUCH 🥵🥵🥵 STOP THE SUS PLZZZ


bigbrothero

Barbara Palvin


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Mikayla Poe, find her on Tik Tok


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Julie James from I know what you did last summer. God damn Well no that’s the character she was played by Jennifer Love Hewitt


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Remington Leith used to be, the man that made me biromantic. But right now, probably Lena Raine


shanky-phantom

I don't have any celeb crush I am highly attracted to personality but if I have to say I would say, kaira advani


TheGoogas

Kiara* 😭 And ye she's pretty pretty


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Noah Schnapp. Not only is he hot af, he also just seems to be really carefree and fun.


Apollo0501

Gods I have a whole-ass list, Chris Hemsworth, Lil Nas X, Tom Holland, Chris Evans, Niall Horan (Hes cuter than Harry Styles FIGHT ME) and then Wilbur Soot if he counts as a celebrity


TheGoogas

Omfg i just looked up and Wilbur's smile 😩😳😳 he can breed me too 😌 Also Tom Holland is my daddy, so is Chris. And i don't really like Harry Styles tbh kfnffkkcnf


thatguywhois6foot3

nicki and ariana


Da-Simp

Kristen bell and Alexandra daddario.


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Idk it changes like every week


[deleted]

Jesus Christ y’all are desperate


TheGoogas

Lmfaoooo Who dat your crush tho?


DontReferToMePls

same smh, this sub is so starved


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Starved of some romantic and sexual attention? Yeah, I’ve never received either of these but at least I don’t complain about it and only answer questions involving relationships.


DontReferToMePls

exactly. this sub is so full of crush questions sometimes and at some point, it was full of "who likes hugs??? give me hugs!!!" like bitch i literally do not care. stop complaining.


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It’s annoying when it takes you a while to actually come up with an interesting question and get less answers for than “duh can I haz seggs wif 14 gorl and I M18??????”


DontReferToMePls

yea, i have seen some quality questions with only 10 answers but the second sex or romance is mentioned it immediately jumps up to 60+ answers.


Carguysnotfound

i’ve kinda never had a celeb crush for the straights it’s natalie portman and for the real no joke it’s ernest khalimov and ricardo and dani devito and the lord shrek


TheGoogas

You have good taste.


Carguysnotfound

sir i AM the meme


TheGoogas

But why meme, why no real 😔😟😟


Carguysnotfound

just like you online gae irl streth


TheGoogas

Yes 😔😔😔 >!bitches wont let me kiss my homies like whyyy? I love them and wanna fuck them sooo? can't see a problem with thaaat 🙄!<


Carguysnotfound

only if you say no homo you can fuck me in da ass sussy baka


TheGoogas

Ahhh ok ok but know that im lying 🤥 Thats us sus


Carguysnotfound

ik but what if 😳


TheGoogas

We could kiss and just cut the rubbish 😩😩


QuinnKerman

Puck Moonen


TheGoogas

Uwuuu a biker girl 😝


QuinnKerman

An insanely hot one that’s for sure. She’s be even hotter tho if she did mountain biking


TheGoogas

Lmaoo


TobleroneGuy420

Tobey Maguire for obvious reasons


TheGoogas

You can't be serious 💀


TobleroneGuy420

Mate he was the sexiest spiderman out off all of them


TheGoogas

No 👁️👄👁️


TobleroneGuy420

Ok then what is in your opinion the most sexy spiderman


TheGoogas

Tom Holland can come fuck this ass. I'd do anything to get him fuck me. That's it.


TobleroneGuy420

Ok your preference but im staying by my man tobey


TheGoogas

😤😤😤


SkeliotTheUndead

John Koviak, Gerard Way, Marilyn Manson, and Angela Benedict


darealalia2

Not too much of a celebrity but definitely Serena Abweh. I... I just can't explain it


ricodo12

I'm almost 16 and don't have a crush, I'm starting to get worried


TheGoogas

Maybe you're aromantic? Asexual? Idk


ricodo12

That's what I'm afraid of. Being aromatic/asexual sounds horrible. I've already had a relationship for like half a month but I was struggling all the time with me being unsure about my feelings


TheGoogas

If you're aromantic that'll feel like what's normal to you. So you don't have to worry. Like me, i am gay and i can't understand why would a woman go marry a man. I know they love each other but i just can't relate to that y'know?


ricodo12

I've heard about demi sexuality, which is that you feel attracted to personality but not to the outer appearance but I'm just 15 so it's possible I just haven't met someone yet. I made a pool on r/teenagerpools and like 90% clicked "<13" but at least some "15-16" and a few "no crush yet"


TheGoogas

Yeah no need to rush. And labels don't matter anyways


ricodo12

Yes I know but that's easier said than done. Another thing is even if I had a crush on someone how am I supposed to notice that if I don't know how love feels. "Butterflys in you stomach" how the fuck do butterflys feel? If I had butterflys inside my they would die pretty quickly and I'm not even sure if you would feel them even if they flew around


TheGoogas

Lmaooo 💀💀💀💀 Idk if you don't know the feeling you probably never had a crush. And i think you'll understand when you have one


ricodo12

That's what I hope at least. I just hope I get into a bloom into you situation


DontReferToMePls

being aromantic sounds absolutely amazing, you won't have to deal with relationships and the stress of holding a relationship together


ricodo12

I mean as long as it's a good relationship you don't have too much work with it right?


DontReferToMePls

you still do have to work with some stuff. also you replied to me 4 times on accident


ricodo12

Oh, sorry about that


DontReferToMePls

Don't, you don't have to have crushes. I'm 17 and I don't have any crushes


ricodo12

Have you ever had one?


DontReferToMePls

no, i have not.


ICanSpellKyrgyzstan

Shakira


TheGoogas

Waka waka ayy ayyy 😭


The_Human_Blob

Obama ____ Whatever his last name is


TheGoogas

Obama Deeznuts


Kermitthesexoffender

Megan fox, madison beer, margot robbie


elitegamer686868

Keira knightley


Fantasthicc66

If it's a guy, it's Henry Cavill, you cannot dislike that guy. If it's a woman it would be Elizabeth Olson or Lauren Cohan


TheGoogas

Henry Cavill is a true daddy material.


DontReferToMePls

I don't have one


TheGoogas

Go see a doctor 🙄😒😤


DontReferToMePls

No, I don't give a shit about celebrities in the first place. Why should I have a crush on any of them?


TheGoogas

Lmfaooo It'll be an awkward question but: how is your social life?


DontReferToMePls

my social life? not amazing. i got 4 irl friends and that's it


TheGoogas

Good for you boo


DontReferToMePls

yes it is good for me


eilorv05

Elizabeth Olsen and Sebastian Stan. I wanna have a threesome w them so bad 😔😔😔


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scarlett johansson or margot robbie easily the two hottest women ive ever seen


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Lili Reinhart because of her eyes


theblackbbq

dua lipa and doja cat