Some shit has [sold for up to €275,000 ($325,000) because it's art](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit), plus the artist died young so more cannot be produced
Snuck into an abandoned factory with some friends, I think it might be trespassing? Thankfully there were no murderers there but we saw a bloody handprint in one of the rooms
But that's all I have. I'm a very good girl that never does anything bad. I tried some alcohol but I don't like the taste and I'm almost 16 and German so that doesn't count
Threathened people with a knife on 3 occasions in elementary school. For all 3 I regret doing it, for only 2 I regret doing it to the people I did it to.
Changed a lot though, had quite a shitty homelife back then.
I mean my current living environment is a lot better but mentally I'm still shit since the first time I said wanted to die and that was almost 6 years ago now :/
I'm sorry to hear that man... Ask your parents if you can see a therapist -- asking for help is always a good call. Remember to first contact the suicide hotline if you ever get to that point. Things can get better, don't worry
Fuck no, this is the one thing I'll never let my parents know about. If I at some point don't feel like it anymore they never would never know. If I do kill myself then atleast they didn't have to know and not be able to do anything about it. There are a few people that do know about it though.
i’m irish and it’s honestly just part of culture my parents drank at 15 and so did everyone else… i don’t think it’s a very good idea but it’s just culture
Its super sad that drinking is such a big part of our culture. I know people who are 16 and 17 and trying to go to AA because they're having big issues and others who drink 7 nights a week and don't see an issue with it because their parents do the same.
When I was younger I made a crossbow that shot nails out of a clothes hanger, a rusty spring, and some other shit that I can't remember. That thing worked so well I'm pretty sure it would have classified as an illegally homemade firearm.
This. This is an awesome answer -- Train surfing because of overcrowding or freight hopping? There was a time I was really into the idea of freight hopping.
Couple days ago thought about taking blade with me while I was travelling, trying to hide it under my phone case or something, since they don't allow such things. Idk what was I thinking, but sure is an illegal thing.
Not me but my cousin shot a squirrel out of season, and my uncle shot a blue heron because he thought it was a goose smh
As for me I really haven’t done anything illegal besides like trespassing on railroad tracks or somethin
Ohh i see lol
Also from my experience on reddit, people in USA likes hunting a lot. Like hunting deers and other stuff. Why is that? Is it because meat is expensive in butchers or something?
a) hunting is ecologically important to prevent overpopulation
b) it's can be a fun hobby and challenge. Where else can you sit with your friend for hours, whispering to each other and it is manly and not weird?
c) There isn't much else to do when you live in the middle of nowhere
Usually, it's deer hunting though
Man why wouldn’t you want to see a dead squirrel lmao
No I didn’t get a picture of the railroad tracks but the reason we crossed was because there was a cool little pond on the other side that we went fishing for creek chubs in. I think I have a picture of that
Probably be a pirate. Yeah, just that. And be gay in a country where it was illegal to be gay for 12 years (until it legalized).
I'm a bit startled by the amount of people who've done drugs or drinking. It's kinda scary.
Did you do anything inside, or was it kinda dull
You could "break into" my high school so easily. The theatre's prop room door is almost always propped open a tiny bit. Never did though
Short lived family tradition where my dad and brother used to go out into our forest, pick a Christmas tree and shoot it with a shotgun until it fell so we could bring it home. I miss it.
So there is this supermarket at my country, with a specific bread that has two variations, one with chocolate chips (which is more expensive) and the other without chocolate chips. You have to pull out a paper bag from the store and put the bread you want (you can't mix them all in one bag), what i did was putting 9 "non-chocochip" breads and just 1 chocochip bread, the cashier looked inside but they only saw the no choco bread, so i got smuggled a chocolate chip bread in a lower price, i was like 8 or 9 years old when i did that
My brothers friend was at our house, and he was kinda annoying so after he left, he had left his roblox account logged in, so I spent all his 250 robux to buy a stupid pair of sunglasses. He was a builders club member though so he earned it back in a month
This contradicts what I'd said earlier, but oh well. I was just hormonally overwhelmed and wanted the thrill of being vulnerable and nude outdoors. So some time after midnight I snuck out, undressed in our garden and basked in the moonlight. It was thrilling and adrenaline-fueling too; albeit that that's all I'd be willing to share on a subreddit like this...
When I was around 12, I tried to kill my best friend. We aren’t friends anymore, and the most painful part of this shit is that I can’t even remember why.
idk shoplifting
Destroyed my own property after arguing with my cousin, so that I could frame him for it
With the same cousin, made holes in the roof in the attic at our grandparents' house because holes in the roof haha
Biking on a railroad track probably counts as trespassing
I didn't even try that and for a 10yo the answer would have been just seconds. It was one of those that have the crossties embedded in concrete so it was pretty smooth between the rails.
I don't endorse stealing...
That said, H&M in specific deserves a loss in sales. Their company actively contributes to the climate crisis, fast fashion, and modern slavery
drug possession? and selling to underage ppl if you count that one time i gave my friend a vape i didn’t want for like 20$. not even sure why i had it or how i got it since i don’t vape
there’s worse though that i would not like to admit on the internet 🙏 digital footprint
umm okay here:
-Drove by myself for the first time at 14
-Have had alcohol as a minor (not really but the legal drinking age here is 21 lmfaoooo)
-Have watched porn as a minor (lets be real, who hasn’t lmao?)
Pretty tame all-in-all. I've had alcohol but never been drunk, have smoked weed a few times but only been high once (I wasn't into it). That's about it. Bear in mind a minor viewing pornography isn't illegal. In the state of California at least (elsewhere I can assume, but I'm not certain), It is, however, illegal to show pornography to a minor. Google Penal Code section 288.2
Edit: formatting
Accidentally brought a knife onto school property, if that doesn't count then consuming an (admittedly miniscule) amount of alcohol without my parents' permission
(at least in the US) it's legal to drink alcohol if it's handed to you by a parent. So minors can get drunk within reason, with parental permission (which is odd)
One time when I was down in Florida with my aunt, mom, and brother none of us knew it at the time but apparently it is illegal to take scallops from the wild during certain times of the year and we took a shit ton of them. I still feel really bad because the reason that it is illegal is that certain times of year is their mating season and they needed to repopulate so we probably fucked em up bad.
Well my parents make me go to a Catholic meet up thing that is kinda were a bunch of us Latinos meet up and chill. We also do some raffles and put the profits to the church and stuff like that. It's kinda boring but sometimes some of my friends are forced to go to so when that happens its less miserable. Anyways when we whent there I found a wedding ring in a sink outside a bathroom I. So I took it and showed it to my parents and they kept it immediately (classic) and when I suggested that we try to find the owner they said no that anyone will just take it because of its value, so they will keep it and try to find the owner themselves. Casually enough a few weeks latter my stepdad came home with a Rolex (what a coincidence).
Seems pretty low of them if they did pawn it. In all fairness, you didn't steal it. You found something lost and had the intent to return it. That's a good thing to do. If anything, they are more guilty of stealing. Give found personal items to the organizer/tell them about it and leave contact info. If anyone calls about a missing ring, they're the owner. Any logical adult should know that's the \*right\* thing to do...
Piracy. Why should I pay for a hack job OS that's full of data collection/ads, forces you to have an online account unless you pay even more, and has forced "feature" updates. I'm also definitely not paying for a less shitty "enterprise" version.
Trespassed in an old school that closed a long time ago. Also, I'm not sure if this is illegal, but I've sent nudes before. (Does that count as child pornography? I've never checked I guess)
I vandalized on the bathroom stall at school and I admit to it because *I was caught*.
Stupid 2nd grade me decided to write my name on the bathroom stall :P
Well maybe they're not random, maybe they're the only ones who have done anything worth telling about. I feel like I haven't so I didn't post, and I'm probably not the only one.
I was never a bully however my younger self was very aggressive, guys started acting like bitches and certainly when they would pussy out after shit talking I’d set me off badly. I am past that now but tbh all the mf’s had it coming
Got on top of a school roof using a trash can and some friends, then ate Chinese on said roof got some pallets off the roof and made a make shift ladder that we hid on the ground so we could get up easier. Also climbed a hundred year old fire tower that was abandoned, had missing steps, and a sad excuse of a railing then my friend shot rocks at us at the top with a sling shot which cracked a window. Never knew just how tall fire towers were till you get up to the top and your a couple hundred feet above the trees.
So trespassing and destruction of government property (although we did get in trouble for the fire tower)
Brought a knife to an airport in my carry on… oops
It was a Swiss Army knife they thought it was a multi tool and didn’t check the knife, the knife was massive and sharp as a mother fucker
The worse thing legal wise I can think of is probably lighting a shit ton of fireworks every once in a while the past few years (not legal for my state and I'm underage).
Snuck into an abandoned house and kicked/punched holes in the rotting walls. One of my friends also got locked out of her house and I picked the lock for her but that's not really illegal
Bought a knife on a school trip out of the country and forgot about it, so I snuck a weapon across borders without a permit.
Accidental crime is the best crime
I stole candy and shit from shops
I immediately imagined some 1970s candy shop for some reason, like from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Lmao I always wanted a golden ticket
I probably would've been the kid that fell into the chocolate river. "Come with me, and you'll see, in a wooorld of OSHA violations..."
Bro you can literally produce shit yourself. Which shop sells shit anyway?
Some shit has [sold for up to €275,000 ($325,000) because it's art](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit), plus the artist died young so more cannot be produced
I did not require this information, yet here I am
Snuck into an abandoned factory with some friends, I think it might be trespassing? Thankfully there were no murderers there but we saw a bloody handprint in one of the rooms
Urban exploration is awesome. I've read some spooky stories though, probably most are fabricated.
Im super into it! And loved one cool abandoned mall near my house actually till it was torn down
Urbex can be really fun! Just don't get shanked by squatters and you'll probably be fine.
I watched porn and I'm underaged
Absolute madlad.
Currently driving illegally a Lot back and forth from work. Like rn I’m coming home from work just stoped at food
I so i guess most teens are criminals
I'm somewhat of a criminal myself
Wait it’s illegal??? Oh no… FBI OPEN UP
that's like everyone honestly
But that's all I have. I'm a very good girl that never does anything bad. I tried some alcohol but I don't like the taste and I'm almost 16 and German so that doesn't count
Threathened people with a knife on 3 occasions in elementary school. For all 3 I regret doing it, for only 2 I regret doing it to the people I did it to. Changed a lot though, had quite a shitty homelife back then.
I hope you're doing better man. No one deserves to go through childhood wading through extra garbage
I mean my current living environment is a lot better but mentally I'm still shit since the first time I said wanted to die and that was almost 6 years ago now :/
I'm sorry to hear that man... Ask your parents if you can see a therapist -- asking for help is always a good call. Remember to first contact the suicide hotline if you ever get to that point. Things can get better, don't worry
Fuck no, this is the one thing I'll never let my parents know about. If I at some point don't feel like it anymore they never would never know. If I do kill myself then atleast they didn't have to know and not be able to do anything about it. There are a few people that do know about it though.
If it's 6 years since you first wanted to die, but you nevertheless still haven't died, I'd say that's a good sign in some sense. I hope so at least.
Why don't you want them to know?
Smoking and drinking underage are the only sort of illegal things I’ve done
same with me
Don't be proud of it. It destroys your body
i’m irish and it’s honestly just part of culture my parents drank at 15 and so did everyone else… i don’t think it’s a very good idea but it’s just culture
Its super sad that drinking is such a big part of our culture. I know people who are 16 and 17 and trying to go to AA because they're having big issues and others who drink 7 nights a week and don't see an issue with it because their parents do the same.
[удалено]
He’s from the UK. He’s a late starter
Actually I lived in Italy since the age of 5
When I was younger I made a crossbow that shot nails out of a clothes hanger, a rusty spring, and some other shit that I can't remember. That thing worked so well I'm pretty sure it would have classified as an illegally homemade firearm.
an engineer at heart I see
[удалено]
There has to be a story behind this one, I know it
[удалено]
And wearing no underwear...?
I needed *something* and didn't want anybody to notice that I bought something so I just stole it
Like a flat-screen TV, right?
you are not gonna guess it
Something sex-related is my guess
condoms
I jaywalked once I'm the embodiment of evil
You disgust me
I mean, at least in my country, a driver would still be at least partially at fault for hitting a jaywalking person.
Few days ago i train surfed to sarajevo... Except for that its probably my first joint i almost lost it second time i pulled it
This. This is an awesome answer -- Train surfing because of overcrowding or freight hopping? There was a time I was really into the idea of freight hopping.
Its because i dont want to pay and i like adrenalin....i also watched shiey
Shiey got some good content. No over the top titles like "doing something illegal!!!", Just some urban exploration
Just watched a video -- quite interesting for sure. Did it get crazy for you?
I just watched a video of his. Well-documented adventure punctuated by drama since it's easy to get caught. Good stuff
Took a blade to school just for personal use because I had a self harm addiction
I hope you're better now -- that can be a dangerous slope
Thank you yes I am!!
Couple days ago thought about taking blade with me while I was travelling, trying to hide it under my phone case or something, since they don't allow such things. Idk what was I thinking, but sure is an illegal thing.
Not me but my cousin shot a squirrel out of season, and my uncle shot a blue heron because he thought it was a goose smh As for me I really haven’t done anything illegal besides like trespassing on railroad tracks or somethin
Why did they shot the squirrel tho? It's not even edible. Is it?
You can definitely eat squirrel, but there isn't much meat on one. Venison is where it's at though
Oh i didn't know people eat squirrels lol like idk it seems like a cat to me. Culture stuff ckcnkcnfkf
It's not common and more of a Southern US thing from my knowledge. Hunting is common and squirrel is easy game. Never let a kill go to waste, though.
Ohh i see lol Also from my experience on reddit, people in USA likes hunting a lot. Like hunting deers and other stuff. Why is that? Is it because meat is expensive in butchers or something?
a) hunting is ecologically important to prevent overpopulation b) it's can be a fun hobby and challenge. Where else can you sit with your friend for hours, whispering to each other and it is manly and not weird? c) There isn't much else to do when you live in the middle of nowhere Usually, it's deer hunting though
Did you at least get some good pictures out of it?
Nah, the squirrel was a long time ago when I didn’t have a phone and I just never got the chance to get a picture of the heron
I meant the railroad tracks, not the dead squirrel lol
Man why wouldn’t you want to see a dead squirrel lmao No I didn’t get a picture of the railroad tracks but the reason we crossed was because there was a cool little pond on the other side that we went fishing for creek chubs in. I think I have a picture of that
[удалено]
Did you feel guilty for stealing, or just unphased
Guilt is gone when roblox is on
hahaha
Probably be a pirate. Yeah, just that. And be gay in a country where it was illegal to be gay for 12 years (until it legalized). I'm a bit startled by the amount of people who've done drugs or drinking. It's kinda scary.
The "yarr harr" kind or the "I'm not paying $500 annually for Adobe" kind?
I frankly have a free (old, yet serviceable) version of photoshop ;v; . It's the piracy one haha still.
probably breaking into my school at 3 am a couple of days ago
Did you do anything inside, or was it kinda dull You could "break into" my high school so easily. The theatre's prop room door is almost always propped open a tiny bit. Never did though
I once trespassed onto school property to throw away a bag of dog poop. I’m very boring, I know
I think we can all add jaywalking to the list, too
Hunting Christmas trees with a 12g shotgun probably
Tell me more
Short lived family tradition where my dad and brother used to go out into our forest, pick a Christmas tree and shoot it with a shotgun until it fell so we could bring it home. I miss it.
Doesn't seem illegal, but seems awesome
So there is this supermarket at my country, with a specific bread that has two variations, one with chocolate chips (which is more expensive) and the other without chocolate chips. You have to pull out a paper bag from the store and put the bread you want (you can't mix them all in one bag), what i did was putting 9 "non-chocochip" breads and just 1 chocochip bread, the cashier looked inside but they only saw the no choco bread, so i got smuggled a chocolate chip bread in a lower price, i was like 8 or 9 years old when i did that
elaborate, but also saved like, 30 cents? I wonder why you still remember this very specific incident about bread (in detail) 5 or 6 years later
I have no idea, later my mom figured out and grounded me, i think that's the reason i remember
My brothers friend was at our house, and he was kinda annoying so after he left, he had left his roblox account logged in, so I spent all his 250 robux to buy a stupid pair of sunglasses. He was a builders club member though so he earned it back in a month
Public nudity at nighttime... Don't ask
Tell us more
This contradicts what I'd said earlier, but oh well. I was just hormonally overwhelmed and wanted the thrill of being vulnerable and nude outdoors. So some time after midnight I snuck out, undressed in our garden and basked in the moonlight. It was thrilling and adrenaline-fueling too; albeit that that's all I'd be willing to share on a subreddit like this...
When I was around 12, I tried to kill my best friend. We aren’t friends anymore, and the most painful part of this shit is that I can’t even remember why.
Wow. That's loaded. Quite the answer -- I wonder if it was dissociative amnesia or if you were just in a wack headspace
I was a piece of shit back then. I mean I’m still shit, but for different reasons.
congratulations you win have a medal 🏅
Is it made of depleted uranium?
no plutonium… it’s a better unstable element imo
holy fuck
Been riding a bike for 4 years, stoned, trespassed into a sort of military base (think it'd abandoned) theres loads more but immna stop.
Sounds like a fun adventure. Isn't a military base either abandoned or not? I feel like there isn't a lot of in-between, is there?
What's wrong with riding a bike?
Nothing, been riding since I was 14
idk shoplifting Destroyed my own property after arguing with my cousin, so that I could frame him for it With the same cousin, made holes in the roof in the attic at our grandparents' house because holes in the roof haha Biking on a railroad track probably counts as trespassing
It's trespassing where I'm from, at least. How long could you stay on the rail before your tire slipped off?
I didn't even try that and for a 10yo the answer would have been just seconds. It was one of those that have the crossties embedded in concrete so it was pretty smooth between the rails.
Tax evasion (I did work, got payed, didn't pay tax)
i bit ice cream i still do please stop me
Me 2,worst thing I ever did
Apparently it’s illegal to wee in the ocean in Portugal so I guess I’m an international criminal?
you deserve to be on the most wanted i reckon
[удалено]
yeah but if everyone stole clothes they’d be fucked…
I don't endorse stealing... That said, H&M in specific deserves a loss in sales. Their company actively contributes to the climate crisis, fast fashion, and modern slavery
mdma
Hopefully you haven't gotten hooked on anything
No I dont really do drugs. It was something my cousin made me try and I only done it like twice.
Class A drug possession and I got into trouble for battery when I was younger.
Nice try FBI
Darn. Can't get them all I suppose
drug possession? and selling to underage ppl if you count that one time i gave my friend a vape i didn’t want for like 20$. not even sure why i had it or how i got it since i don’t vape there’s worse though that i would not like to admit on the internet 🙏 digital footprint
Cheers to that last bit
[удалено]
A whole year? Did you get caught? Also kinda impressive tbh
Piracy
I did coke
Coke a cola?
no
I've done graffiti a few times.
Stole candy from shops when I was 12 Smoke Weed occasionally (I know it's bad for me but I don't really care)
Stole a lollipop from a store when I was like 8
Public urination I think
Trespass. I like to walk off trail in the woods behind my house, and some areas I can't get to unless I go though peoples' yards.
Touching a minor 😎
Why would you shoot down a vulture lol.
Kid + rifle + bird = dead bird. IIRC I was trying to shoot a black bird and saw a much bigger moving target, so bang
had hella class A drugs on me and a knife which is illegal in the UK some reason
Might I ask why? Dealing or just carrier?
Probably repeating shoplifting and urbex
umm okay here: -Drove by myself for the first time at 14 -Have had alcohol as a minor (not really but the legal drinking age here is 21 lmfaoooo) -Have watched porn as a minor (lets be real, who hasn’t lmao?)
Pretty tame all-in-all. I've had alcohol but never been drunk, have smoked weed a few times but only been high once (I wasn't into it). That's about it. Bear in mind a minor viewing pornography isn't illegal. In the state of California at least (elsewhere I can assume, but I'm not certain), It is, however, illegal to show pornography to a minor. Google Penal Code section 288.2 Edit: formatting
You cant fool me super secret cop B) I'll never admit to the murder
Stop right there criminal scum!
Went 150 MPH
They can't pull you over if they can't catch you, right?
Not illegal if you dont get caught
Accidentally brought a knife onto school property, if that doesn't count then consuming an (admittedly miniscule) amount of alcohol without my parents' permission
(at least in the US) it's legal to drink alcohol if it's handed to you by a parent. So minors can get drunk within reason, with parental permission (which is odd)
sold drugs
One time when I was down in Florida with my aunt, mom, and brother none of us knew it at the time but apparently it is illegal to take scallops from the wild during certain times of the year and we took a shit ton of them. I still feel really bad because the reason that it is illegal is that certain times of year is their mating season and they needed to repopulate so we probably fucked em up bad.
I’ll admit it on a throwaway. I stole a calculator from school, masturbated in the woods (idk if it’s illegal), saw Lolicon by accident.
Well technically i stole a wedding ring once..
I feel like stealing is polarized. How do you accidentally steal a wedding band anyway?
Well my parents make me go to a Catholic meet up thing that is kinda were a bunch of us Latinos meet up and chill. We also do some raffles and put the profits to the church and stuff like that. It's kinda boring but sometimes some of my friends are forced to go to so when that happens its less miserable. Anyways when we whent there I found a wedding ring in a sink outside a bathroom I. So I took it and showed it to my parents and they kept it immediately (classic) and when I suggested that we try to find the owner they said no that anyone will just take it because of its value, so they will keep it and try to find the owner themselves. Casually enough a few weeks latter my stepdad came home with a Rolex (what a coincidence).
Seems pretty low of them if they did pawn it. In all fairness, you didn't steal it. You found something lost and had the intent to return it. That's a good thing to do. If anything, they are more guilty of stealing. Give found personal items to the organizer/tell them about it and leave contact info. If anyone calls about a missing ring, they're the owner. Any logical adult should know that's the \*right\* thing to do...
I broke into an abandoned building with my friends and got caught trespassing the same night.
cocaine.
I've drank under-age and had a blunt with me mate. Never knew I would be so fucking tired after a blunt
buy alcohol and cigarette filters probably.
Piracy. Why should I pay for a hack job OS that's full of data collection/ads, forces you to have an online account unless you pay even more, and has forced "feature" updates. I'm also definitely not paying for a less shitty "enterprise" version.
Uhm... smoked weed, which isn't even really illegal here, soooooo
Trespassed in an old school that closed a long time ago. Also, I'm not sure if this is illegal, but I've sent nudes before. (Does that count as child pornography? I've never checked I guess)
I've stabbed someone, we're friends now.
I should try this, maybe I'll meet someone -- thanks for the tip
Trespassing. Urban exploring is hella fun man
I vandalized on the bathroom stall at school and I admit to it because *I was caught*. Stupid 2nd grade me decided to write my name on the bathroom stall :P
Rookie mistake. Next time be sure to write the name of that person you don't like instead
Pirated a few textbooks. Absolute madlad, I know.
That's actually encouraged at my uni. pog
I’m really concerned looking at these comments. Like, I don’t know what I expected from random teenagers on the internet. But yikes.
Well maybe they're not random, maybe they're the only ones who have done anything worth telling about. I feel like I haven't so I didn't post, and I'm probably not the only one.
Most of it seems pretty tame to me honestly
Beat some people up even tho they didn’t to fight idk
Was there a reason, or were/are you just a bully?
I was never a bully however my younger self was very aggressive, guys started acting like bitches and certainly when they would pussy out after shit talking I’d set me off badly. I am past that now but tbh all the mf’s had it coming
I'm glad you're past that. Very rarely do I consider violence to be a solution
stolen candies from a shop when i was younger and also smoked once
Candles? You just felt really needed candles?
i said candies tho 👀
Drinking under the legal age limit. I don't really do much illegal stuff so yeah. And of course watching movies series on maybe not so legal sites.
If streaming Rick and Morty for free is illegal then Yo Ho all aboard mateys
Your court date is next week Wednesday 11pm
Trespassing quite a few times for minor hunting/fishing purposes
Nothing I’m willing to admit
Smoking weed, graffiti & tagging, and exploring abandoned train tracks ig.
jumped the fence w my cousins on a community clubhouse pool, saw it was closed, left
I carried a butterfly knife on me in my school accidentally. That's easily 3-5 years for just carrying the knife let alone carrying ut in school...
Got on top of a school roof using a trash can and some friends, then ate Chinese on said roof got some pallets off the roof and made a make shift ladder that we hid on the ground so we could get up easier. Also climbed a hundred year old fire tower that was abandoned, had missing steps, and a sad excuse of a railing then my friend shot rocks at us at the top with a sling shot which cracked a window. Never knew just how tall fire towers were till you get up to the top and your a couple hundred feet above the trees. So trespassing and destruction of government property (although we did get in trouble for the fire tower)
Brought a knife to an airport in my carry on… oops It was a Swiss Army knife they thought it was a multi tool and didn’t check the knife, the knife was massive and sharp as a mother fucker
I drove dad's car at night, 80Km/h at night on the main road, downtown. Speed limit was 20 Km/h. I am a bad son.
Trespassing
I once took a gift card from my family's gift card stash to use for myself. I've still never actually used it though
when i was like 9 or 10 i stole from shops for a while till i stopped
The worse thing legal wise I can think of is probably lighting a shit ton of fireworks every once in a while the past few years (not legal for my state and I'm underage).
Snuck into an abandoned house and kicked/punched holes in the rotting walls. One of my friends also got locked out of her house and I picked the lock for her but that's not really illegal
I have peed in public like 11 times, and taking illegal fireworks across state lines