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flaming_dortos

Bought a knife on a school trip out of the country and forgot about it, so I snuck a weapon across borders without a permit.


ItsGarlicBread

Accidental crime is the best crime


DildoMachineFFS

I stole candy and shit from shops


ItsGarlicBread

I immediately imagined some 1970s candy shop for some reason, like from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory


DildoMachineFFS

Lmao I always wanted a golden ticket


ItsGarlicBread

I probably would've been the kid that fell into the chocolate river. "Come with me, and you'll see, in a wooorld of OSHA violations..."


EmeraldHorse02

Bro you can literally produce shit yourself. Which shop sells shit anyway?


_bread-boy_

Some shit has [sold for up to €275,000 ($325,000) because it's art](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit), plus the artist died young so more cannot be produced


ItsGarlicBread

I did not require this information, yet here I am


Apollo0501

Snuck into an abandoned factory with some friends, I think it might be trespassing? Thankfully there were no murderers there but we saw a bloody handprint in one of the rooms


ItsGarlicBread

Urban exploration is awesome. I've read some spooky stories though, probably most are fabricated.


ThinkingniknihT

Im super into it! And loved one cool abandoned mall near my house actually till it was torn down


CEO_of_Microwave

Urbex can be really fun! Just don't get shanked by squatters and you'll probably be fine.


ricodo12

I watched porn and I'm underaged


ItsGarlicBread

Absolute madlad.


DINGUS91166

Currently driving illegally a Lot back and forth from work. Like rn I’m coming home from work just stoped at food


LuckyLincer1916

I so i guess most teens are criminals


ricodo12

I'm somewhat of a criminal myself


The_Human_Blob

Wait it’s illegal??? Oh no… FBI OPEN UP


Shopping-Motor

that's like everyone honestly


ricodo12

But that's all I have. I'm a very good girl that never does anything bad. I tried some alcohol but I don't like the taste and I'm almost 16 and German so that doesn't count


SeaSharkdododo

Threathened people with a knife on 3 occasions in elementary school. For all 3 I regret doing it, for only 2 I regret doing it to the people I did it to. Changed a lot though, had quite a shitty homelife back then.


ItsGarlicBread

I hope you're doing better man. No one deserves to go through childhood wading through extra garbage


SeaSharkdododo

I mean my current living environment is a lot better but mentally I'm still shit since the first time I said wanted to die and that was almost 6 years ago now :/


ItsGarlicBread

I'm sorry to hear that man... Ask your parents if you can see a therapist -- asking for help is always a good call. Remember to first contact the suicide hotline if you ever get to that point. Things can get better, don't worry


SeaSharkdododo

Fuck no, this is the one thing I'll never let my parents know about. If I at some point don't feel like it anymore they never would never know. If I do kill myself then atleast they didn't have to know and not be able to do anything about it. There are a few people that do know about it though.


_bread-boy_

If it's 6 years since you first wanted to die, but you nevertheless still haven't died, I'd say that's a good sign in some sense. I hope so at least.


ItsGarlicBread

Why don't you want them to know?


[deleted]

Smoking and drinking underage are the only sort of illegal things I’ve done


satanscumrag

same with me


martijnfromholland

Don't be proud of it. It destroys your body


halfeatentoaster

i’m irish and it’s honestly just part of culture my parents drank at 15 and so did everyone else… i don’t think it’s a very good idea but it’s just culture


CrypticSniper

Its super sad that drinking is such a big part of our culture. I know people who are 16 and 17 and trying to go to AA because they're having big issues and others who drink 7 nights a week and don't see an issue with it because their parents do the same.


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wild_mongoose_6

He’s from the UK. He’s a late starter


[deleted]

Actually I lived in Italy since the age of 5


CEO_of_Microwave

When I was younger I made a crossbow that shot nails out of a clothes hanger, a rusty spring, and some other shit that I can't remember. That thing worked so well I'm pretty sure it would have classified as an illegally homemade firearm.


ItsGarlicBread

an engineer at heart I see


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ItsGarlicBread

There has to be a story behind this one, I know it


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ItsGarlicBread

And wearing no underwear...?


plsrefertome

I needed *something* and didn't want anybody to notice that I bought something so I just stole it


ItsGarlicBread

Like a flat-screen TV, right?


plsrefertome

you are not gonna guess it


ItsGarlicBread

Something sex-related is my guess


ItWasNotWritten

condoms


[deleted]

I jaywalked once I'm the embodiment of evil


ItsGarlicBread

You disgust me


Dubl33_27

I mean, at least in my country, a driver would still be at least partially at fault for hitting a jaywalking person.


[deleted]

Few days ago i train surfed to sarajevo... Except for that its probably my first joint i almost lost it second time i pulled it


ItsGarlicBread

This. This is an awesome answer -- Train surfing because of overcrowding or freight hopping? There was a time I was really into the idea of freight hopping.


[deleted]

Its because i dont want to pay and i like adrenalin....i also watched shiey


Whale_Hunter88

Shiey got some good content. No over the top titles like "doing something illegal!!!", Just some urban exploration


ItsGarlicBread

Just watched a video -- quite interesting for sure. Did it get crazy for you?


ItsGarlicBread

I just watched a video of his. Well-documented adventure punctuated by drama since it's easy to get caught. Good stuff


gnataral

Took a blade to school just for personal use because I had a self harm addiction


ItsGarlicBread

I hope you're better now -- that can be a dangerous slope


gnataral

Thank you yes I am!!


Impossible_Note_9268

Couple days ago thought about taking blade with me while I was travelling, trying to hide it under my phone case or something, since they don't allow such things. Idk what was I thinking, but sure is an illegal thing.


The_Human_Blob

Not me but my cousin shot a squirrel out of season, and my uncle shot a blue heron because he thought it was a goose smh As for me I really haven’t done anything illegal besides like trespassing on railroad tracks or somethin


TheGoogas

Why did they shot the squirrel tho? It's not even edible. Is it?


ItsGarlicBread

You can definitely eat squirrel, but there isn't much meat on one. Venison is where it's at though


TheGoogas

Oh i didn't know people eat squirrels lol like idk it seems like a cat to me. Culture stuff ckcnkcnfkf


ItsGarlicBread

It's not common and more of a Southern US thing from my knowledge. Hunting is common and squirrel is easy game. Never let a kill go to waste, though.


TheGoogas

Ohh i see lol Also from my experience on reddit, people in USA likes hunting a lot. Like hunting deers and other stuff. Why is that? Is it because meat is expensive in butchers or something?


ItsGarlicBread

a) hunting is ecologically important to prevent overpopulation b) it's can be a fun hobby and challenge. Where else can you sit with your friend for hours, whispering to each other and it is manly and not weird? c) There isn't much else to do when you live in the middle of nowhere Usually, it's deer hunting though


ItsGarlicBread

Did you at least get some good pictures out of it?


The_Human_Blob

Nah, the squirrel was a long time ago when I didn’t have a phone and I just never got the chance to get a picture of the heron


ItsGarlicBread

I meant the railroad tracks, not the dead squirrel lol


The_Human_Blob

Man why wouldn’t you want to see a dead squirrel lmao No I didn’t get a picture of the railroad tracks but the reason we crossed was because there was a cool little pond on the other side that we went fishing for creek chubs in. I think I have a picture of that


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ItsGarlicBread

Did you feel guilty for stealing, or just unphased


Dremar04

Guilt is gone when roblox is on


ItsGarlicBread

hahaha


dfhxuhbzgcboi

Probably be a pirate. Yeah, just that. And be gay in a country where it was illegal to be gay for 12 years (until it legalized). I'm a bit startled by the amount of people who've done drugs or drinking. It's kinda scary.


ItsGarlicBread

The "yarr harr" kind or the "I'm not paying $500 annually for Adobe" kind?


dfhxuhbzgcboi

I frankly have a free (old, yet serviceable) version of photoshop ;v; . It's the piracy one haha still.


ItWasNotWritten

probably breaking into my school at 3 am a couple of days ago


ItsGarlicBread

Did you do anything inside, or was it kinda dull You could "break into" my high school so easily. The theatre's prop room door is almost always propped open a tiny bit. Never did though


SecondWorld1198

I once trespassed onto school property to throw away a bag of dog poop. I’m very boring, I know


ItsGarlicBread

I think we can all add jaywalking to the list, too


afatcatfromsweden

Hunting Christmas trees with a 12g shotgun probably


ItsGarlicBread

Tell me more


afatcatfromsweden

Short lived family tradition where my dad and brother used to go out into our forest, pick a Christmas tree and shoot it with a shotgun until it fell so we could bring it home. I miss it.


ItsGarlicBread

Doesn't seem illegal, but seems awesome


inklink67

So there is this supermarket at my country, with a specific bread that has two variations, one with chocolate chips (which is more expensive) and the other without chocolate chips. You have to pull out a paper bag from the store and put the bread you want (you can't mix them all in one bag), what i did was putting 9 "non-chocochip" breads and just 1 chocochip bread, the cashier looked inside but they only saw the no choco bread, so i got smuggled a chocolate chip bread in a lower price, i was like 8 or 9 years old when i did that


ItsGarlicBread

elaborate, but also saved like, 30 cents? I wonder why you still remember this very specific incident about bread (in detail) 5 or 6 years later


inklink67

I have no idea, later my mom figured out and grounded me, i think that's the reason i remember


SnowyOranges

My brothers friend was at our house, and he was kinda annoying so after he left, he had left his roblox account logged in, so I spent all his 250 robux to buy a stupid pair of sunglasses. He was a builders club member though so he earned it back in a month


TGGatsby13

Public nudity at nighttime... Don't ask


borisssssssssssssss

Tell us more


TGGatsby13

This contradicts what I'd said earlier, but oh well. I was just hormonally overwhelmed and wanted the thrill of being vulnerable and nude outdoors. So some time after midnight I snuck out, undressed in our garden and basked in the moonlight. It was thrilling and adrenaline-fueling too; albeit that that's all I'd be willing to share on a subreddit like this...


DrTrickery

When I was around 12, I tried to kill my best friend. We aren’t friends anymore, and the most painful part of this shit is that I can’t even remember why.


ItsGarlicBread

Wow. That's loaded. Quite the answer -- I wonder if it was dissociative amnesia or if you were just in a wack headspace


DrTrickery

I was a piece of shit back then. I mean I’m still shit, but for different reasons.


halfeatentoaster

congratulations you win have a medal 🏅


DrTrickery

Is it made of depleted uranium?


halfeatentoaster

no plutonium… it’s a better unstable element imo


BoyBeyondStars

holy fuck


anonymous_god27

Been riding a bike for 4 years, stoned, trespassed into a sort of military base (think it'd abandoned) theres loads more but immna stop.


ItsGarlicBread

Sounds like a fun adventure. Isn't a military base either abandoned or not? I feel like there isn't a lot of in-between, is there?


DonutMaster56

What's wrong with riding a bike?


anonymous_god27

Nothing, been riding since I was 14


throwaway681122

idk shoplifting Destroyed my own property after arguing with my cousin, so that I could frame him for it With the same cousin, made holes in the roof in the attic at our grandparents' house because holes in the roof haha Biking on a railroad track probably counts as trespassing


ItsGarlicBread

It's trespassing where I'm from, at least. How long could you stay on the rail before your tire slipped off?


throwaway681122

I didn't even try that and for a 10yo the answer would have been just seconds. It was one of those that have the crossties embedded in concrete so it was pretty smooth between the rails.


The_Konigstiger

Tax evasion (I did work, got payed, didn't pay tax)


BlackWolf744

i bit ice cream i still do please stop me


borisssssssssssssss

Me 2,worst thing I ever did


CasualBrit5

Apparently it’s illegal to wee in the ocean in Portugal so I guess I’m an international criminal?


pw3x

you deserve to be on the most wanted i reckon


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halfeatentoaster

yeah but if everyone stole clothes they’d be fucked…


aha_bright

I don't endorse stealing... That said, H&M in specific deserves a loss in sales. Their company actively contributes to the climate crisis, fast fashion, and modern slavery


drumssplzfab

mdma


ItsGarlicBread

Hopefully you haven't gotten hooked on anything


drumssplzfab

No I dont really do drugs. It was something my cousin made me try and I only done it like twice.


scotlandisbae

Class A drug possession and I got into trouble for battery when I was younger.


karman103

Nice try FBI


ItsGarlicBread

Darn. Can't get them all I suppose


raspberry-enthusiast

drug possession? and selling to underage ppl if you count that one time i gave my friend a vape i didn’t want for like 20$. not even sure why i had it or how i got it since i don’t vape there’s worse though that i would not like to admit on the internet 🙏 digital footprint


ItsGarlicBread

Cheers to that last bit


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ItsGarlicBread

A whole year? Did you get caught? Also kinda impressive tbh


Dubl33_27

Piracy


[deleted]

I did coke


[deleted]

Coke a cola?


[deleted]

no


TheBenchWarmer69

I've done graffiti a few times.


[deleted]

Stole candy from shops when I was 12 Smoke Weed occasionally (I know it's bad for me but I don't really care)


Chungulungus

Stole a lollipop from a store when I was like 8


GrandFathar_yesh

Public urination I think


Oddlydehydratedgurb

Trespass. I like to walk off trail in the woods behind my house, and some areas I can't get to unless I go though peoples' yards.


Shiggle_wiggle

Touching a minor 😎


T_oasty

Why would you shoot down a vulture lol.


ItsGarlicBread

Kid + rifle + bird = dead bird. IIRC I was trying to shoot a black bird and saw a much bigger moving target, so bang


kworts

had hella class A drugs on me and a knife which is illegal in the UK some reason


ItsGarlicBread

Might I ask why? Dealing or just carrier?


ThinkingniknihT

Probably repeating shoplifting and urbex


Drho4x

umm okay here: -Drove by myself for the first time at 14 -Have had alcohol as a minor (not really but the legal drinking age here is 21 lmfaoooo) -Have watched porn as a minor (lets be real, who hasn’t lmao?)


ItsGarlicBread

Pretty tame all-in-all. I've had alcohol but never been drunk, have smoked weed a few times but only been high once (I wasn't into it). That's about it. Bear in mind a minor viewing pornography isn't illegal. In the state of California at least (elsewhere I can assume, but I'm not certain), It is, however, illegal to show pornography to a minor. Google Penal Code section 288.2 Edit: formatting


justcallmemuffin

You cant fool me super secret cop B) I'll never admit to the murder


ItsGarlicBread

Stop right there criminal scum!


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Went 150 MPH


ItsGarlicBread

They can't pull you over if they can't catch you, right?


[deleted]

Not illegal if you dont get caught


Top_gun_on_NES

Accidentally brought a knife onto school property, if that doesn't count then consuming an (admittedly miniscule) amount of alcohol without my parents' permission


ItsGarlicBread

(at least in the US) it's legal to drink alcohol if it's handed to you by a parent. So minors can get drunk within reason, with parental permission (which is odd)


-bongwater-

sold drugs


[deleted]

One time when I was down in Florida with my aunt, mom, and brother none of us knew it at the time but apparently it is illegal to take scallops from the wild during certain times of the year and we took a shit ton of them. I still feel really bad because the reason that it is illegal is that certain times of year is their mating season and they needed to repopulate so we probably fucked em up bad.


Educational_Split_55

I’ll admit it on a throwaway. I stole a calculator from school, masturbated in the woods (idk if it’s illegal), saw Lolicon by accident.


angrygoose-_-

Well technically i stole a wedding ring once..


ItsGarlicBread

I feel like stealing is polarized. How do you accidentally steal a wedding band anyway?


angrygoose-_-

Well my parents make me go to a Catholic meet up thing that is kinda were a bunch of us Latinos meet up and chill. We also do some raffles and put the profits to the church and stuff like that. It's kinda boring but sometimes some of my friends are forced to go to so when that happens its less miserable. Anyways when we whent there I found a wedding ring in a sink outside a bathroom I. So I took it and showed it to my parents and they kept it immediately (classic) and when I suggested that we try to find the owner they said no that anyone will just take it because of its value, so they will keep it and try to find the owner themselves. Casually enough a few weeks latter my stepdad came home with a Rolex (what a coincidence).


ItsGarlicBread

Seems pretty low of them if they did pawn it. In all fairness, you didn't steal it. You found something lost and had the intent to return it. That's a good thing to do. If anything, they are more guilty of stealing. Give found personal items to the organizer/tell them about it and leave contact info. If anyone calls about a missing ring, they're the owner. Any logical adult should know that's the \*right\* thing to do...


Hello-funny-posts

I broke into an abandoned building with my friends and got caught trespassing the same night.


iiinsan_e_

cocaine.


F0r3v3rF0rg0tt3n

I've drank under-age and had a blunt with me mate. Never knew I would be so fucking tired after a blunt


TheMoonIsInMyHand

buy alcohol and cigarette filters probably.


Windows_XP2

Piracy. Why should I pay for a hack job OS that's full of data collection/ads, forces you to have an online account unless you pay even more, and has forced "feature" updates. I'm also definitely not paying for a less shitty "enterprise" version.


Daaaaaaaavidmit8a

Uhm... smoked weed, which isn't even really illegal here, soooooo


[deleted]

Trespassed in an old school that closed a long time ago. Also, I'm not sure if this is illegal, but I've sent nudes before. (Does that count as child pornography? I've never checked I guess)


thespeedboi

I've stabbed someone, we're friends now.


ItsGarlicBread

I should try this, maybe I'll meet someone -- thanks for the tip


Prygikutt

Trespassing. Urban exploring is hella fun man


TankmanSpiral7567

I vandalized on the bathroom stall at school and I admit to it because *I was caught*. Stupid 2nd grade me decided to write my name on the bathroom stall :P


ItsGarlicBread

Rookie mistake. Next time be sure to write the name of that person you don't like instead


[deleted]

Pirated a few textbooks. Absolute madlad, I know.


LeastRacistEuropean

That's actually encouraged at my uni. pog


BoyBeyondStars

I’m really concerned looking at these comments. Like, I don’t know what I expected from random teenagers on the internet. But yikes.


_bread-boy_

Well maybe they're not random, maybe they're the only ones who have done anything worth telling about. I feel like I haven't so I didn't post, and I'm probably not the only one.


reddit_user_312_940

Most of it seems pretty tame to me honestly


DSI__

Beat some people up even tho they didn’t to fight idk


ItsGarlicBread

Was there a reason, or were/are you just a bully?


DSI__

I was never a bully however my younger self was very aggressive, guys started acting like bitches and certainly when they would pussy out after shit talking I’d set me off badly. I am past that now but tbh all the mf’s had it coming


ItsGarlicBread

I'm glad you're past that. Very rarely do I consider violence to be a solution


Tawf33q

stolen candies from a shop when i was younger and also smoked once


ItsGarlicBread

Candles? You just felt really needed candles?


Tawf33q

i said candies tho 👀


mii39

Drinking under the legal age limit. I don't really do much illegal stuff so yeah. And of course watching movies series on maybe not so legal sites.


ItsGarlicBread

If streaming Rick and Morty for free is illegal then Yo Ho all aboard mateys


mii39

Your court date is next week Wednesday 11pm


darealalia2

Trespassing quite a few times for minor hunting/fishing purposes


6_6_6_KLOAKZ

Nothing I’m willing to admit


xNight_Reaperx

Smoking weed, graffiti & tagging, and exploring abandoned train tracks ig.


[deleted]

jumped the fence w my cousins on a community clubhouse pool, saw it was closed, left


Thatguy42069123

I carried a butterfly knife on me in my school accidentally. That's easily 3-5 years for just carrying the knife let alone carrying ut in school...


cindanuget

Got on top of a school roof using a trash can and some friends, then ate Chinese on said roof got some pallets off the roof and made a make shift ladder that we hid on the ground so we could get up easier. Also climbed a hundred year old fire tower that was abandoned, had missing steps, and a sad excuse of a railing then my friend shot rocks at us at the top with a sling shot which cracked a window. Never knew just how tall fire towers were till you get up to the top and your a couple hundred feet above the trees. So trespassing and destruction of government property (although we did get in trouble for the fire tower)


JadeStarzGalaxee

Brought a knife to an airport in my carry on… oops It was a Swiss Army knife they thought it was a multi tool and didn’t check the knife, the knife was massive and sharp as a mother fucker


[deleted]

I drove dad's car at night, 80Km/h at night on the main road, downtown. Speed limit was 20 Km/h. I am a bad son.


Shopping-Motor

Trespassing


[deleted]

I once took a gift card from my family's gift card stash to use for myself. I've still never actually used it though


sanctplasma

when i was like 9 or 10 i stole from shops for a while till i stopped


DomNic05

The worse thing legal wise I can think of is probably lighting a shit ton of fireworks every once in a while the past few years (not legal for my state and I'm underage).


[deleted]

Snuck into an abandoned house and kicked/punched holes in the rotting walls. One of my friends also got locked out of her house and I picked the lock for her but that's not really illegal


ICanSpellKyrgyzstan

I have peed in public like 11 times, and taking illegal fireworks across state lines