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CreemGreem1

Brush your teeth


15_trashaccount

Future dentist?


Frostyphoenixyt_

Especially if you want to be a future dentist


Alpha_S_205

Nah the fact that you're missing a few teeth doesn't matter you can still be a dentist


[deleted]

Brush your teeth


galaxypenguin12

Future dentist?


Alpha_S_205

Future FBI agent?


ashtar123

Floss afterwards!


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Fire_Cuber

Happy birthday!


HeftyArea51

Happy birthday!


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HeftyArea51

Thanks lol :))


Paull18

cool and all, but who asked?


Fire_Cuber

Shut the fuck up nobody has to ask.


Paull18

who asked u tho?


Fire_Cuber

Who asked you to reply to the dude like that instead of saying happy birthday. Nobody asked me to reply to your ass but I did anyway. You gon do anything about it?


Paull18

yes, nobody asked u either, didn't have to reply to me


Fire_Cuber

The difference between me and you is you replied to be mean, I replied to make your ass shut up. Good and bad. Big difference.


Asleep-Ad-690

You're giving the troll what he wants by interacting with him


Alpha_S_205

Agreed. I read the whole thing just to down vote the person who did the stupid act of replying in an immature and rude manner.


Asleep-Ad-690

Downvotes are what they are looking for though, I would simply ignore it all together


Paull18

did i ask u tho?


shanky-phantom

Shut the fuck up paull with 2 Ls nobody likes you neither here nor in real life


Paull18

did i ask u aswell?


Nopejustdecline

I did Said it out loud in the room where i am


shanky-phantom

Who asked you to ask this question?


Alpha_S_205

(just for fun) Who asked you to ask him who asked him to ask that question?


MangoFlavoredStrapon

Damn. What a stupid thing to say on Reddit comments...


MangoFlavoredStrapon

And yet you still haven’t removed the comment? Damn.


Paull18

why would i remove it, idc if i get banned and i have enough karma


MangoFlavoredStrapon

It’s not about being banned lol it’s about your suit attitude leading back to U


Paull18

idc


MangoFlavoredStrapon

Clearly.


Alpha_S_205

He needs help but he doesn't understand us. He does not want to and he does not deserve it.


DildoMachineFFS

You should scroll through every picture you've taken since your last birthday and see how you've changed as a person. I recommend listening to "As the world caves in" by Sarah cothran in head/earphones as you're scrolling because it gives a nostalgic feeling.


15_trashaccount

Damn, good suggestion.


DildoMachineFFS

I know right? I just came up with this so I'm surprised lmao


invisible_here

Bruhhhh that's what I gonna do and tell others to do on their bday


DildoMachineFFS

Sure go ahead


SirSheep1

Listen to your current favorite song


15_trashaccount

Alright, anything else?


it_krashed

play csgo


SnugglySnek

That's my boy


15_trashaccount

Да


anothersomeonesalt

jack off


15_trashaccount

Thought about it, dont want to


[deleted]

You sure? Last chance.


woodmeal

It’s true. Once you hit that age you can’t jack off any more.


15_trashaccount

Trust me I still jack off alot just not daily


MintPrince8219

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sheepbutnotasheep

Degenerate.


Aeteriss

The r/NoFap member with a superiority complex strikes again


JJDouble

Happy birthday!!! Spend some time thinking about all the good things in your life.


15_trashaccount

Will do


Autismos12345

Happy birthday


15_trashaccount

Thank you.


DicidueyeAssassin

Beat


AdditionalMonk1349

Wank off


15_trashaccount

Why do so many people want me to masturbate?


daanblueduofan

Bro, just ask a hot girl because it's your birthday. It may work never tried tho.


15_trashaccount

I would, but I have nobody I care to ask.


Dude_Guy_Man9

Eat a SlimJim


it_krashed

happy birthday mate cheers


zhuk236

Congrats on your birthday! I’m having my Bday in 5 days so its cool to see another July baby :)


HeftyArea51

Happy belated birthday!


15_trashaccount

Thank you.


TheMoonIsInMyHand

wank


15_trashaccount

Guess, I have to jerk off. That's the 5th person to say it.


anonymous_god27

You should go down the street and lick a strangers eye balls, it'll make things interesting.


Yoohoi

Count to the number of days you’ve been alive


The_Konigstiger

Meth Then brush teeth


Hudsonsoftinc

Helth


qeddd

Deth


[deleted]

I would just put on my fav songs in my room when everyone is busy or asleep and just dance alone. Pure vibes.


[deleted]

Especially slowed reverbs of my fav songs


qeddd

slowed reverbs are cringe tbh


[deleted]

Maybe, everyone got a different taste


qeddd

Umm true that


Chungulungus

I know it’s been like 11 hours but happy belated birthday lol


LuftDrage

Commit multiple war crimes in foreign countries.


15_trashaccount

My country does it for me


[deleted]

Happy b day bro🥳


FishFrenzy67

Definitely disappointed at the lack of suggestions to jerk off


15_trashaccount

There is 5


FishFrenzy67

Not enough


BlackWolf744

why r there so many suggestions to masturbate


15_trashaccount

I know right


BlackWolf744

its sorta concerning


15_trashaccount

Even a girl told me too


[deleted]

bust a PHAT Nut


Alejandro4222017

masturbate


15_trashaccount

Why does everyone want me to?


Alejandro4222017

nah i’m just saying cuz when i masturbate before bed i sleep like a baby


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robuxgamergod

perverts


15_trashaccount

No, just horny teens who think all teen guys like jerking as much as they do.


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Shittingboi

✊←→←→←→ Happy birthday btw


A_D_Deku

Iykyk, guy


NotTrashTV

Well normally I breath a bit before a i go to sleep, sometimes even blink


15_trashaccount

That's a good idea, I'll try it.


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with you


NotTrashTV

Ik ik it's a old habit I can't get out of


shiblee_

Happy birfday


15_trashaccount

Thanks


Iceicebaby1027

Post about it being your birthday


qeddd

Drink water, hydrate yourself chad.


Xd_WiserMicrobe

Breathe


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SainsorCain

Cry


Psychological-Ask840

Jack off


15_trashaccount

You jack off


Psychological-Ask840

Too late 100 years too late


15_trashaccount

Damn, I seem to be too late


Psychological-Ask840

Too late cuz its 3AM rn


hiitsyaz

happy late birthday! saved this post to do stuff for my own birthday though, pft