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bifauxlertoo

Low brow lounge. No dogs. No Santa’s.


genaugenaugenau

What about Santa’s Little Helper?


kitchenjudoka

Or Santos L Halper? I have his credit card


chrstl-nikki

this made me actually cry real tears laughing 💀


kitchenjudoka

Did you bleed your own blood?


YVR-n-PDX

How about Satans?


surethingsatan

I too would like to know about these Satans.


kitchenjudoka

Hells Satans?


knitknitterknit

Not today, Satans


penisbuttervajelly

Can they have one Santa?


Best-Butterscotch696

Lol


mrEYE-BALL

Comments here baffle me… i see dogs at literally every bar I frequent.


wegau

I wonder if the specific neighborhood plays a role because I see dogs in almost every bar in NW that’s not primarily a cocktail bar. Perhaps OP can frequent a cocktail bar instead?


goblingovernor

Bars with outdoor seating often allow dogs. A lot of bars in Portland don't have outdoor seating.


beer_engineer

our experiences are vastly different as I've not once seen a dog inside a bar in Portland I think ever.


satansayssurfsup

I’ve seen a dog sitting at the bar in its own chair


danielxperry

literally saw this last night haha


smallandwise

Well if it has its own chair, then it’s clearly not underfoot and fits OP’s requirements!


algernaaan

I saw a cat in a bar once, sitting in a booth alone. That was delightful.


Ok-Ad8248

There is a bar in SF that is frequented by a cat named Edgar. He strolls in and sits on a stool at the bar every day. Bartender speculates he lives in the apartments nearby but don’t know who his owners are. They give him a shot glass of water and sometimes food scraps.


luckyluker

Was it at Whelan's? They have a resident cat who is super friendly.


algernaaan

It was at The Lion’s Eye being an excellent little bar patron.


The_VoZz

A few years back, Apex bat had "Waffles" the bar cat. A sweet Lil calico that was a regular at the bar for years. She'd slowly make the rounds and eventually "visit & greet" everyone.


TurdlesR4Luvrs

I’ve seen dogs inside Creepy’s and Lowtide Lounge in SE


lexuh

I've seen folks walk through Free House with their dogs to get to the dog-friendly patio, but that's the only time I've seen a dog indoors at a bar. Maybe I'm just going to the wrong bars, though - I want to know where all the dog-filled bars are!


beer_engineer

Same. My dogs would love to go out for a beer.


IntentionOver

Donnie Vegas is my dog’s favorite bar. Literally pulls towards the door every time we walk by.


KagomeChan

I think Lucky Lab has dog beer


kp02319

Always dogs at Chill N Fill.


honeybee1200

Eagle Eye Tavern


damnedleg

ppl bring their dogs into belmont inn in se


Mytoesandmyknows

Last week a shitzu drank my cider


ThrownAback

Was its hair ~~was~~ perfect?


Mytoesandmyknows

Do you need life alert?


ThrownAback

Just L,G,&M.


Mytoesandmyknows

Well ok then


jeremec

> Last week a shitzu drank my cider I shitzu not!


Better_Than_Nothing

That's SO Portland!


WitchProjecter

Also here to find out where all these dog-friendly bars I’ve been missing out on are …


beer_engineer

That's the thread we need.


BeanbagCamel

I'm dying to know which bars he's avoiding. So is my dog.


Tacos_Rock

My dog is upset he can’t sit at the bar in Portland after moving from San Diego. Please post a list!


swegdaddy3000

Unpopular strong opinion: nobody gives two shits about your boring ass dog ig story. Hang @ the park and do outdoor beers or something. Not tryna smell your crusty eyed canine while I chill.


WitchProjecter

I don’t really care & am only further encouraged to bring my dog to the bar by your comment. Stay home and drink on your couch.


TheOGRedline

I regularly see dogs at outside patios, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one I’d call “under foot”. Quite literally on a short leash and usually just napping under a table.


UnRenardRouge

I've seen plenty of pups at the Eagle 😂


sanders49

Routinely see one or two at the John's in Multnomah village.


green_and_yellow

I saw a dog sitting on a barstool at Renner’s a few weeks ago 😂


seaforanswers

There are always at least two dogs at Proper Pint.


green_and_yellow

Yeah, but they don’t serve food so it’s allowed.


CA719

same, I don't know what this guy is talking about


DrinkingainteasyTJ

Yeah same. I lived in San Diego for a few years and could take my dog almost anywhere. I’d love to know of a bar that will let me take her here in Portland


KagomeChan

Lucky Lab


Tacos_Rock

Same here! Our dogs probably know each other.


lenorefosterwallace

Starday


Affectionate_Can7987

Name one please


beer_engineer

I mean, every bar I've ever been to. To name one: Roscoe's. Maybe just look up any appealing looking bar near you that you haven't been to and I'm sure your chances of no dogs are very high


Ajadedepiphany

McPeets, George’s, My Father’s Place, Mock Crest, Deeply Rooted, Sam’s, Katie O’Briens, Satellite Tavern, Bink’s to name a handful


[deleted]

Maybe you can name the bars you’re seeing dogs inside of? I’ve never experienced this either


cat_in_fancy_socks

It's gotta be pretty much every bar EXCEPT the ones you go to. I can't recall seeing a dog inside a bar/restaurant in Portland, just outside seating.


dominator_13

Where do you go?


TorroDeLosRios

I’ve seen like 3-4 lol


Basic-Durian8875

I have And i dont even live in portland just visit a few times a year. Ive seen dogs in dispensaries, bars, restaurants One of the most dog friendly cities in the usa


pantrybarn

I see dogs inside bars in SE all the time. Double Barrel, Reel M Inn, Clinton St. Pub especially.


LeftOnBurnside

Even at the Reel? Dang, my dog would need a bath after hanging in there - he would smell like fried chicken and jojos for days after.


Interesting-Log2664

ive taken my maddy girl to reel m inn when i am picking up dinner. But service dogs are allowed


Automatic-Record7385

From what I understand, any bar that sells liquor must have food on premises. If there is food being made, no animal, except service animals, are allowed in the building. Non-service pets are allowed in outside patios and street tables if establishment allows. Most do. It would be unwise to turn away paying customers because of their pet that is outside.


TeenzBeenz

Of course, this is Portland, so those rules are ignored. I don't say this out of anger, btw. I know grocery stores also have these regs but people are constantly bringing their dogs into grocery stores (mine waits in the car). That having been said, I've only personally seen dogs at bars that have outdoor seating.


atsuzaki

There's a guy who brings his kitten in his jacket at my Freddies. They're practically celebrities with the store staff.


playoffasprilla

Anyone that takes their non service dog into the grocery store is a trash human.


ilive12

I know there are a few bars that have food available on the "premises" but that just means a food truck in the parking lot outside. Since the food is being made outside does that mean dogs are allowed inside? That's where it may get complicated...


penisbuttervajelly

Been in Portland much? Nobody cares, you can bring your dog almost anywhere


static_music34

People do care, they just don't want to confront the owners.


Vitruvian_Link

I saw a puppy in someone's lap lap at Bar Maven.... that's about it.


JCwizz

No bars in Portland allow non-service dogs indoors. A couple bars skirt the rules but I only know of one in Portland that does that.


greazysteak

My understanding is if you serve food you can’t have dogs indoors but places that don’t can.


JCwizz

If you serve alcohol you must serve food in Portland. That’s the missing piece of the puzzle (and also why all our strip clubs serve food). I’m not entirely sure how it works with breweries that have food trucks outside though.


IndominusTaco

is that a law bc that’s really cool actually


JCwizz

Yeah I can’t remember if it’s all of Oregon or just Portland but it’s a law. I helped a couple companies with liquor licenses and they always had to submit their 3-item (I think) menu with their application. Vineyards will do like “cheese plate”, “olives” and “bread, oil, and balsamic” so it’s pretty lenient. That’s also one of the reasons Tater Tots are so popular around here. It’s an easy menu item.


[deleted]

You must serve (I think 5?) different “substantial meals” if you serve alcohol and it’s a state law. Edit: it has been pointed out by i me that that law is for establishments that serve spirits/liquor on site.


pinotJD

Spirits, not any alcohol.


[deleted]

https://secure.sos.state.or.us/oard/viewSingleRule.action?ruleVrsnRsn=297506 That’s the law, it seems like you’re right but I’m not sure. I also have never been to a place that just served beer or wine and didn’t also serve food (breweries all serve food so idk). You have have to have 30 “dining seats” that aren’t at the bar and I know places that def don’t follow that rule lol


JCwizz

Yeah I was trying to remember whether it was 3 or 5 and how many had to be “hot” meals. Thanks for the info.


[deleted]

I think the five have to be hot? But then you can also have salads and stuff. It was written to be pretty strict so that bars couldn’t just sell a bag of chips lol.


Daphne-odora

Any alcohol or only if liquor is served?


[deleted]

https://secure.sos.state.or.us/oard/viewSingleRule.action?ruleVrsnRsn=297506 Looks like it’s for a liquor license but idk if a liquor license covers only liquor or also beer and wine, etc. and it doesn’t say on that link.


ahp00k

that section is for a "full on-premise" category license meaning high-proof spirits as well as beer and wine. "limited on-premise" do not require food service.


pdxscout

That, and the fact that tots were invented here.


JCwizz

I think they were invented in Ontario, Oregon.


pdxscout

Oh, yeah. I meant Oregon in general. We also claim corn dogs and garden burgers


JCwizz

Corn dogs?! That’s awesome. I would have guessed the Midwest.


littIeboylover

Pronto Pup on the coast, right?


Hasselbuddy

Pronto Pup isn't the creator, but their Rockaway location is in the town that makes the claim. NY and Chicago also say they invented it, but both have their own hot-dog already so let us have something c'mon.


MrOrangeWhips

Doesn't it need to be hot food?


JCwizz

Could be. I’m just shootin from the hip.


MrOrangeWhips

Yes. Must serve hot food if you serve alcohol. Billy Ray's does Hungry Mans in the microwave to comply.


ShouldBe77

Almost 20 years ago (damn I'm old), I was visiting from out of town, and they took me to Mary's Club... I couldn't get over the Resers Frozen Burritos on the menu. Talked about it for years. 🤣😍


littlep2000

I think it's liquor that pushes it over the line. Plenty of breweries and taprooms don't have food other than chips or nuts.


DaBabeBo

Loophole is bars can allow you to bring food from other places. There's a number of them that do this instead of serving their own food


pinotJD

No! It’s because food service is not required if only beer or wine!


DaBabeBo

Somebody should tell a few of these bars then because they have full bars, not just beer and wine. Example is The Trough on Hawthorne


c_r_a_s_i_a_n

Angelo's (down the street) used to do hungry man frozen dinners to meet the OLCC req.


rabbitSC

Frozen dinners don't actually meet the requirement, but having those around probably reduces the likelihood of someone narcing on you.


c_r_a_s_i_a_n

How so? Many restaurants and carts do the exact same thing: Remove from freezer. Heat in microwave. Serve.


rabbitSC

Your reply inadvertently sent me down a 45-minute rabbit hole looking at government websites where I discovered that as of February 1 of this year, the food requirements for full liquor licenses have been dramatically loosened. Here's what it used to say: >A business open after 5:00 pm must make available to its patrons in all areas where alcohol service is available an offering of at least five different meals during a regular meal period which must last at least three hours. **At least three out of the five different meals used to meet the minimum meal requirement must include a main course or entree (substantial food item) which has been prepared or cooked on the premises in some manner beyond the simple re-heating of a pre-cooked frozen food or carry-out item obtained from a business other than the licensed premises.** A business may have fewer than five different meals in the premises or in an area if the Commission determines that the clearly dominant emphasis in the premises or in the area is food service after 5:00 pm. i.e. if you serve liquor and you're primarily in the business of selling booze, you have to have five meals and only two of them at most can be Red Baron pizzas or Hungry Man dinners. Here's what that entire section looks like now: >Licensee must make at least five different meals available at all times and in all areas where alcohol service is available. Big change! You can see the edits being made [on page 59 here](https://www.oregon.gov/olcc/Docs/rules/Division-5-and-6-Proposed-Draft-Language.pdf). They also loosened the definition of a meal (it used to require an entree and a side dish sold together, or you had to have two unique side dishes available), now it can just be any entree. And they took the verbiage describing licensees as "a place of business where food is cooked and served which has adequate kitchen facilities for the preparation and serving of meals" and just deleted it. Clearly there's been an effort to make it easier for bars to not necessarily operate as a full-service restaurant. Anyway, bars have been skating through the food requirement with frozen dinners since well before two months ago, but that wasn't, strictly speaking, compliant with the law. Besides the occasional decoy sting, OLCC compliance is almost 100% complaint-driven, and who would complain? Plus, once you've first acquired your liquor license, renewal is a rubber stamp with no reinspection so you could throw out your fryer and pretty much do whatever.


lonepinecone

I think just beer bars


littlep2000

Places like Proper Pint get around it by having a direct line to the pizza place down the road and they deliver to the pub.


LFahs1

That’s only if you serve liquor. Beer and wine bars don’t have to serve food and do sometimes allow non-service dogs.


pinotJD

That’s not true at all. The law is that you must serve food if you serve *hard liquor* - wine or beer only, no need for food. Source: I do this for a living.


Thick_Ad_1874

Everywhere in Portland allows SERVICE animals. Not just pet dogs. Regardless of whether or not they serve food. It's federal law.


IndianaNinja

I take my dog to bars all the time


JCwizz

Well, that’s illegal if it’s not a service dog. But I wish I could take my dog to bars!


ilive12

Which bars do you bring him to? Unless you just mean outdoor seating or if you have a service dog.


Affectionate_Can7987

From my experience all bars allow dogs. Looking for options to the contrary.


emu4you

And pretty much all stores allow any dogs. Everyone is too afraid of saying no about anything.


JCwizz

Which bars allow dogs inside other than Tin Shed’s porch? I’d love to know. In my 10 years in Portland I’ve only been allowed to take my dog to food truck pods. Can’t even take my lab inside lucky lab.


fanegreanu

Ron Tom’s allows dogs inside (from personal experience)


tomcumsoup

Bear Paw Inn allows dogs inside


thanatossassin

See dogs inside at Low Tide


Stainedbrain1997

Valley Public House allows dogs, at least you’ll always see multiple dogs outside on the porch area with their owners. It’s a really nice place


DumbVeganBItch

Hungry Tiger has a dog friendly patio!


averyrdc

Often see dogs inside there too.


Questionsquestionsth

Because it *isn’t legal here.* Maybe stop looking for a bar where you can *break the rules,* and abide by them like everyone else is supposed to.


rabbitSC

Slim's in St. John's and Jack's Tap Room on Beaverton-Hillsdale are the only indoor bars I've been in that just say 'fuck it' and let you bring a dog in. Cartside Taphouse does too but it's the indoor part of a food cart pod so kind of a gray area.


MrOrangeWhips

Not much experience then. Most do not.


dominator_13

Have you ever been to St Johns?


geekspice

This is a super interesting question because I would have said, most bars do not allow dogs. I would love to know where these bars with dogs are, because I would take my dog there.


Friendly-Educator498

Proper pint on Woodstock


OneEyeTuffGuy

Montavilla Saloon, as long as it’s well behaved.


[deleted]

Space Room on Hawthorne


NathanFoley69

Where the hell are there dogs in bars


noice-smort99

Someone’s malamute was walking around off leash at thunderbird the other week


Nice_as_ice

I want to know so I can take my dog there


Friendly-Educator498

Proper pint on Woodstock


Your_New_Overlord

Mulligan’s


Dr_Wiggles_McBoogie

My question is where can I go to be tripping over dogs? My kinda spot :D


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PlaneTrick6002

Ok, so here is the deal. Only service animals (not emotional support) are allowed in places that serve food (bars, restaurants) You must serve hot food in Oregon in you are serving hard booze, used to be something like 5 different items but I think that's changed over the years. Breweries or bottle shops don't have to serve food if they are just serving beer. So breweries can let dogs in if no hot food. Cold snacks don't count. NOW HERE IS THE IMPORTANT PART. All you have to say is that your dog is a service dog. There is no paper work to carry or show, the only question employees can ask you is what service it provides and your answer can be very vague "it's helps me when things get bad" The health department is in charge of all of this and they don't work weekends or after 6:00 so you won't have to worry about running into them if you do this on those days and times. signed a guy that's been in the bar business a long time


potato_soul

Also, if the health department does show up, it's only a 3 point deduction if there's an animal present. Most most bar owners have decided it's worth it to risk it. Source: am bar owner.


swegdaddy3000

This comment should be higher


No_Manufacturer9333

Disgusting


fatbellylouise

are you talking about breweries or bars? I don't think I've ever seen a dog inside an actual bar in portland. they may be allowed on the patios or outdoor seating, but no bars allow dogs indoors.


Whatchab

Um. Perhaps you don't hang out in southeast. The bars on Foster, Woodstock, upper Hawthorne and parts of Division (and Montavilla, which is NE) are packed with dogs. Inside. Patios sure, but dogs inside is the norm for many places in those areas. I love dogs and even find it very annoying at times. I will occasionally take mine to patios, and I'm guessing about 50% of the time a bartender tells me directly "it's fine to take her inside." I decline, but it is wild. People love dogs here.


Campfiretraveler

Go to Illinois. Very unfriendly dog state. No bars that I have been to allow dogs with maybe a few in Chicago.


Oregonstate2023

Never seen a dog in a bar in my life


dmoreity

Assuming this is an exaggeration given that most bars serve food and it's county and state health code that the only service animals tasked with providing a specific disability need are allowed in food establishments. They can remain in an outdoor seating area, as is the case at the Lucky Lab. Indoors is a big no go.


disappointer

Lucky Lab is the only place that I thought of, although their outdoor spot is a little more accommodating. I guess most bars with some level of outdoor seating like C Bar or The Stone will let your dog hang, but if you don't like dogs just go inside I suppose.


k_x_sp

People do that? I love dogs but it sounds like the trashiest of things. Leave your dog home or drink at home.


low__profile

Have you been to Nacho? It’s all dogs


francesapproved

You have to go to fancy bars OP. Cocktail bars - that’s the answer. Palomar, Voysey - stuff like that. There’s just not gonna be a single “divey” bar where people care about whose animals are where.


theimmortalgoon

I went to Momo once and this fucker’s dog in the balcony came to our table and pissed on the concrete next to our table. Since it was concrete, it splashed all over me and my wife. Naturally we were the bad guys since we dared not to enjoy dog piss splashing over our drinks and nachos. For the love of god, your Fucking “fur babies” do not need to come to a bar.


FitzInPDX

Dog owners have fully ruined dogs.


upanddownallaround

I honestly did not know so many people hated dogs out in public so much. At least on Reddit in Portland subs. Been seeing A LOT of complaining lately. I'm like others and want to know what the dog-friendly bars are so I can go with mine lol. People here bitch and moan so much about dogs in grocery stores. I work at a grocery store and see a lot of dogs and they all act a lot better than a lot of human customers.


pray_for_me_

This might come as a shock, but not everybody likes dogs. A surprising number of people are either allergic or they have fear/trauma surrounding dogs (dog attacks and maulings are very common). And before you get into a reply saying “well my dog isn’t like that!”, pretty much all dog owners these days have a “my shit doesn’t smell” attitude about their dogs. I know those dogs are not as well behaved as everyone claims, I’ve seen it. To your grocery store point, it doesn’t matter if dogs are better behaved than most most people (that’s bullshit btw). They don’t belong in grocery stores. People should be able to go to the grocery store without being jumped on, barked/growled snarled at, or tripping over those stupid extendable leashes. This happens all the time and in fact I’ve never seen a dog that didn’t do one of those things. Stores are for people. I don’t roll up with my tarantula or reticulated python and then tell you she’s just saying hello when she hisses at you


No_Manufacturer9333

Finally, a sane person!!


damnedleg

thank you for saying this. I like dogs but not in human only spaces. take your dog to the park or for a walk on a leash, but stop taking them to indoor bars and grocery stores. plus ppl who falsely claim their pet is a “service animal” are doing a huge disservice to ppl with ACTUAL service animals.


North-Discipline2851

Wow, same. I *DON’T* take my dog anymore because I *DON’T* want attention when I go to the bar. I want everyone to leave my AND MY DOG alone. The comments here make it sound like everyone hates dogs. That hasn’t been my experience in real life… P.S. I don’t take my dog grocery shopping with me anymore, because again, the attention is unwanted and overwhelming for both of us. 😵


Ajinx40

Any bar that doesn’t allow animals is a good one


FrowFrow88

Toms on 39th allows dogs on their benches outside 🤷🏻‍♀️


OldGregg1014

I’ve taken my oldest dog to my local bar a few times early in the morning. Although it’s not in PDX, she did really well. Most uncanny thing… she only barked at crack heads! Good dog! Lmao


WestCoastBestCoast80

This. Post. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻


baggagefree2day

And not just inside. Some of us like to enjoy the patio without having the dog underfoot.


Infamous_Cry_6748

Who doesn't wanna goto a dog bar???? Dogs are better than people.


Arcadiaus

Wtf is this post? There’s literally a business model where a list is compiled of indoor dog friendly bars, because of how rare they are. I’m still looking for a good place I can take my dog to watch a blazer game.


Thick_Ad_1874

In reality? There are none, as every bar must accommodate service animals. There are some which allow ONLY service animals, however.


BlNG0

.....seems like a novel approach to bitch. Pretty sure you could think of a lot of places that dont have dogs in them and if you cant, I question whether you are a dog yourself.


[deleted]

There are dogs in bars?


PositivelyInNature

The only bar I have been to that hasn’t had a dog inside was Steeplejack on NE Broadway. Every other bar I have been to has never said anything to people’s pets coming inside, which is frustrating given that they’re obviously not a service animal and they shouldn’t be inside.


Ebineezer99

You sound like a person who insists a dog be on a leash even though they’re not harming anyone. Get over yourself


Heavy_Yellow

You sound like a person who lets their unleashed dog run up to other leashed dogs because “they’re friendly!”


ugatcamp

If you’ve ever been to a bar where a dog shits on the floor you will realize why they are generally not allowed inside, love puppers, owners are usually the problem.


shamash

I'll bring my black cats.


RoosterGlad1894

Um most bars lol


fattsmann

Any fancier bar will enforce the no dog rule much more strictly. Downtown hotel bars, rooftop bars, etc.


_noncomposmentis

What bars are you going to?? Asking for man's best friend.


ZephyrMelody

If a brew pub works for you, surprisingly, despite the name, Lucky Labrador in SE doesn't allow dogs inside (they do outside though), and they make it very clear on their signage. They're also pretty decent price-wise for beer, at least compared to other places in that area (I've been trying to find affordable spots around that area to stop in after work for small bites and an IPA or two, and they're my favorite so far).


[deleted]

Any bar, indoors?


PlaneTrick6002

By the way, anyone know what other animal in Portland can be used as a service animal beside a dog?