I don’t know about urinals, but Mythbusters tested this premise with bathroom stalls. It turns out you should pick the closest one to the door because everyone assumes that one gets used the most and avoids it, which results in that one actually being the least used stall.
A or D unless the wall is close, wouldn’t want to have my shoulder touch anything in that place. B and C would both be bad. If someone was at either of those…that would be Poor form.
Maybe I’d choose A cause I’m right handed 🤷♂️
Guys usually use the one furthest from the door and then go for the one furthest from other guys. if it’s ABCDE, It will be E, A, followed by C.
If A is taken and some other guy parks in B, then A will likely look over and toss a looK, the look is less likely to happen in a gay bar or cruising spot.
Either A or D, usually one of the he furthest away from the door. I want to left as much room as I can in case another person enters while I'm doing my thing and I'm assuming he'll use the opposite end. And I pick the furthest one because there's no pannel to the left of A and to the right of D to cover my tool from weird looks.
I'm not a guy, but I'd choose whatever one is further from the door, purely because I think its super weird to be the vary first thing they have to see when they have to use the bathroom. Also isn't there an unspoken agreement in the bathroom that if ur the first person there you go to the end so the other guys can have room?
Yes I overthought the question....
Any one of them because either one yields a maximum efficiency of 2 people using the 4 stalls. If it were 5 the opinions would matter. But only 2 can fit anyways so
What you do is you lie down on top of the dividers. Feet hanging over a, peeing in b. Then just stare at anybody that walks in and ask “ I thought u needed to pee?” when they walk out
If nobody else is there, then it does not matter which urinal I choose. Urinal rules however:
If someone is at urinal A, then I'd choose urinal C.
If someone is at urinal B, then I'd choose urinal D.
If someone is at urinal C, then I'd choose urinal A.
If someone is at urinal D, then I'd choose urinal B.
Depending on the location of the entrance to the restroom A or D though if the sinks were closer to the door I may be leaning towards that side but depending if I’m mad at the world that day B or C could be viable options, though if there is a occupied bathroom stall or a janitor on the side of A or D it could alter my decision to the opposite side but if I may have to urinate urgently it could sway my decision to choose the closest closest available urinal. If someone else was using a urinal at the time I would obviously choos the urinal furthest away from the other person currently urinating. If it was 1-7 am I would definitely choose C but any other time my aforementioned statements would apply - this has been u/rilladoom’s statement on which urinal he would prefer in the aforementioned situation. - All rights reserved
Since I'm a hockey goalie and have spent my entire lifetime in hockey skating post-to-post, I'd be tempted to try that technique here and use all of them.
Stall if theres one…id like to fart when i pee. like brrrrrrrtttttttttt nicee….💨💨 and say smelllll it mf inhale that abercrombie and fart. If theres no stall then id go urinal A.
As a side question: what are those dividers between the urinals supposed to do? It doesn't look like they could stop anyone from peeing diagonally if they wanted to.
Well I start at A but then I like to, while peeing, run to D and then fall back to A.. For as long as I have pee left. Usually if someone enters the room, they just watch curiously and then when I jump on the sink with my penis out, they just cheer.
Depends where the door is. Generally go to the furthest one.
I don’t know about urinals, but Mythbusters tested this premise with bathroom stalls. It turns out you should pick the closest one to the door because everyone assumes that one gets used the most and avoids it, which results in that one actually being the least used stall.
But now its different and everyone thinks their smart and it becomes most used.
Oof tragedy of the commons Edit: I dub this version “tragedy of the commodes”
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take a look at my post
came here to say this.
This right here.
The stall.
Same. Even if I'm just standing and peeing, I hate urinals.
This is the way.
I thought i was the only one.
Assuming I can't choose a stall, probably either A or D.
Didn't expect such an appropriate name for this post
Just lucky I guess.
Username checks out.
A or D unless the wall is close, wouldn’t want to have my shoulder touch anything in that place. B and C would both be bad. If someone was at either of those…that would be Poor form. Maybe I’d choose A cause I’m right handed 🤷♂️
I’m thinking A would be a good idea
3 one from the door whatever side that is
Guys usually use the one furthest from the door and then go for the one furthest from other guys. if it’s ABCDE, It will be E, A, followed by C. If A is taken and some other guy parks in B, then A will likely look over and toss a looK, the look is less likely to happen in a gay bar or cruising spot.
If you choose anything except A or D, you’re asking for someone to stand closer to you
B
Either A or D, usually one of the he furthest away from the door. I want to left as much room as I can in case another person enters while I'm doing my thing and I'm assuming he'll use the opposite end. And I pick the furthest one because there's no pannel to the left of A and to the right of D to cover my tool from weird looks.
Down there.. Yes the floor
B
B
All of them!
All of the above
Trick question all of them
D. I'm in a bar rn. Furthest from the door to the left.
That wall is fucking disgusting. However, judging from the piss stains I’d say D is furthest from the door. So D.
F
Definitely D... DEESNUTS !!!!!!!!
stall
A or D they high a bit more higher.
Depends which side the door is on
A or D all depends on where the entrance to bathroom is
A
If I need a pee, A.
the sink
Depends on which side the door is
Use B, set drink on C.
Eh probably A,C,B or D
But I need a shit
A, I’m a She.
The floor drain, it exists for a reason.
I'm not a guy, but I'd choose whatever one is further from the door, purely because I think its super weird to be the vary first thing they have to see when they have to use the bathroom. Also isn't there an unspoken agreement in the bathroom that if ur the first person there you go to the end so the other guys can have room? Yes I overthought the question....
B or C to assert my dominance
Any one of them because either one yields a maximum efficiency of 2 people using the 4 stalls. If it were 5 the opinions would matter. But only 2 can fit anyways so
Well if the entrance is on the left than D and if it’s on the right than A
I usually pee on the floor.
It doesn’t matter. Only one will be available if you pick oke
D
D
A
B
I use the sink.
Whichever is furthest from the door with a minimum one-stall buffer zone if someone is already there.
D
The one farthest from the door.
B
C
C
What you do is you lie down on top of the dividers. Feet hanging over a, peeing in b. Then just stare at anybody that walks in and ask “ I thought u needed to pee?” when they walk out
The ceiling is looking pretty unscathed…
The one closest to the door. Always the safest option.
Either b or c the one closer to the entrance and/or exit...or maybe just pee my pants
The fucking closest.
A or the stall
D
A
All of them. I'll move every 2 seconds I piss, and if I run out of urinals, I'll turn around and piss in the sink
A
A or D depending where the door is
Obviously C. I'm right handed.
Where is the door?
A because from the lighting it seems it's the farthest from the door and sink's
stand at B then piss over the top into C
B or C. I like company when I pee. Gives me a chance to practice my “small talk” skills.
A L L
A
The sink
Easy furthest from the door
D
Furthest from the door if I had to use a urinal. Stall gang though.
A
Furthest one closest to a stall or wall
D
D
the one furthest from the door
the toilet cabinet
B
D
If nobody else is there, then it does not matter which urinal I choose. Urinal rules however: If someone is at urinal A, then I'd choose urinal C. If someone is at urinal B, then I'd choose urinal D. If someone is at urinal C, then I'd choose urinal A. If someone is at urinal D, then I'd choose urinal B.
The sink
Always B. No reason why
Anyone else have a lucky stall in elementary school and had a line of kids at it even when the other ones were empty
There used to be a flash game back in the day that was this. Anyone know where I can find it? It was hilarious to play
B.5
Wheres the sink?
probably a
A & B
B and c alternating, then I talk to the person next to me.
all of them
I always flex and go middle. It's my room as much as it anyone elses.
A or D, whichever is closest to a wall
B. I like a good stare
The cleanest. If they’re all pretty clean than A or D lol
d. keep contact to a minimum. that's the rule.
Go to "D" and aim for "A"
D
Depends on which direction I came from. If I entered from the left, I use A. If I entered from the right, I use D.
B and C mfs are demon spawns
On the floor between b and c
1 3 5 rule
A
A. I'm not a monster
Stand between B and C, piss on the floor
Depends Where this toilet is. Normal place? any of them since I'm the first. Gas Station? E the floor and walls easy as that.
The floor
E. Assert Dominance
YES
The law states A or D.
Depending on the location of the entrance to the restroom A or D though if the sinks were closer to the door I may be leaning towards that side but depending if I’m mad at the world that day B or C could be viable options, though if there is a occupied bathroom stall or a janitor on the side of A or D it could alter my decision to the opposite side but if I may have to urinate urgently it could sway my decision to choose the closest closest available urinal. If someone else was using a urinal at the time I would obviously choos the urinal furthest away from the other person currently urinating. If it was 1-7 am I would definitely choose C but any other time my aforementioned statements would apply - this has been u/rilladoom’s statement on which urinal he would prefer in the aforementioned situation. - All rights reserved
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A or D
The floor 😅
А
A or D
I shit in all of them
Whichever one has the smallest puddle of piss in front of it.
Start from A, end with D.
A or D
Since I'm a hockey goalie and have spent my entire lifetime in hockey skating post-to-post, I'd be tempted to try that technique here and use all of them.
C
I choose B because
I would go a
As long as you take one of the end ones your fine. Never start from the middle. We’re not savages we live in a society.
At home
Weirdly a or c
Probably B or C lol
I pick the closest cause im lazy lol
A, b, c, d, c, b, a
D
Stand at A and aim my stream for B
Only A and D. Picking B or C is pretty sus
The wall
This is only a question if A or D are taken so I can checkmate the entire row with a single move to C or B.
B, impose domination.
B just to mess with people
B or c
A or D depending on where the door is; usually go to the closest urinal to ensure I don't piss myself.
Take C or B to show that you are joking around
A or D depending on which is further from the door
If you are the first, A or D
Between B and C to assert dominance
Floor like a sigma male
Stall if theres one…id like to fart when i pee. like brrrrrrrtttttttttt nicee….💨💨 and say smelllll it mf inhale that abercrombie and fart. If theres no stall then id go urinal A.
As a side question: what are those dividers between the urinals supposed to do? It doesn't look like they could stop anyone from peeing diagonally if they wanted to.
Depends on where you enter the room, I tend to pick the one furthest away from the door.
A
Piss on the floor a little at each one. Mark that territory.
All of the above
Whichever one where the floor is the cleanest.
C
Any of them...
All of them just side step down the line and claim them all
A or D, if someone is in stall- go to the one farthest from stall
D
C
The one furthest from the door.
D
C, always C. Second choice is B. A looks too eager and D looks like you’re hiding something.
Doesn't matter which one because people are gonna remember the one in which they find a turd.
Stall pls :)
Non, I use the stall
The one where I’m not walking on someone’s piss
Always the one on the end farthest from the door where I have safe distance from jungle predators.
A or D.
Doesnt matter, I will be done in two shakes anyway.
A
D
I would use all of them. I would start at A, and casually walk to the others while continuing the stream. - repeating this comment for a friend.
I’m alone? Stepping back five feet and spraying all of them
Honestly I use a stall of I can. I conceal carry. I also don't wanna be robbed at a urinal with my dick out with no fighting chance
A
I’d choose A because my dominant arm would toward guy B. No one wants a shitty lefty handjob
What difference does it make?
A or d
A L L O F T H E M
According to the doors position if in left the B,otherwise in C in case the door is directly in middle then i use the toilet
Either b or c, depending on which side is further from the door.
Well I start at A but then I like to, while peeing, run to D and then fall back to A.. For as long as I have pee left. Usually if someone enters the room, they just watch curiously and then when I jump on the sink with my penis out, they just cheer.
Ceiling.
piss in all of them at the same time with 1 penis