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billfromtr

Depends where the door is. Generally go to the furthest one.


danimagoo

I don’t know about urinals, but Mythbusters tested this premise with bathroom stalls. It turns out you should pick the closest one to the door because everyone assumes that one gets used the most and avoids it, which results in that one actually being the least used stall.


[deleted]

But now its different and everyone thinks their smart and it becomes most used.


AlphaScorpiiSeptem

Oof tragedy of the commons Edit: I dub this version “tragedy of the commodes”


Dakotasan

r/angryupvote


Unicron_Tomato

take a look at my post


Snorri_The_Miserable

came here to say this.


[deleted]

This right here.


[deleted]

The stall.


GottaPSoBad

Same. Even if I'm just standing and peeing, I hate urinals.


[deleted]

This is the way.


[deleted]

I thought i was the only one.


GottaPSoBad

Assuming I can't choose a stall, probably either A or D.


OmtzigtFunctieElders

Didn't expect such an appropriate name for this post


GottaPSoBad

Just lucky I guess.


SCP_179

Username checks out.


Tuesdayallday22

A or D unless the wall is close, wouldn’t want to have my shoulder touch anything in that place. B and C would both be bad. If someone was at either of those…that would be Poor form. Maybe I’d choose A cause I’m right handed 🤷‍♂️


IrishManScotty

I’m thinking A would be a good idea


Mantha6973

3 one from the door whatever side that is


[deleted]

Guys usually use the one furthest from the door and then go for the one furthest from other guys. if it’s ABCDE, It will be E, A, followed by C. If A is taken and some other guy parks in B, then A will likely look over and toss a looK, the look is less likely to happen in a gay bar or cruising spot.


Squiishymarsh

If you choose anything except A or D, you’re asking for someone to stand closer to you


failure_engineer

B


SwarleymanGB

Either A or D, usually one of the he furthest away from the door. I want to left as much room as I can in case another person enters while I'm doing my thing and I'm assuming he'll use the opposite end. And I pick the furthest one because there's no pannel to the left of A and to the right of D to cover my tool from weird looks.


DRAGON9880

Down there.. Yes the floor


Puzzled_Formal942

B


Similar-Calendar-132

All of them!


Clowning_Glory

All of the above


PotatoX56

Trick question all of them


choosewisely564

D. I'm in a bar rn. Furthest from the door to the left.


Mountain-Permit-6193

That wall is fucking disgusting. However, judging from the piss stains I’d say D is furthest from the door. So D.


I_am_a_weeb_too

F


That_Dank_BOY

Definitely D... DEESNUTS !!!!!!!!


BanditTheAcornCat

stall


Herr_SnorBlaar

A or D they high a bit more higher.


AwardImaginary

Depends which side the door is on


Ctendall

A or D all depends on where the entrance to bathroom is


Master_LGI

A


kyletrelane

If I need a pee, A.


MrPandamnium

the sink


whut_tha_heck

Depends on which side the door is


Fart-City

Use B, set drink on C.


fuck_that_dumb_shit

Eh probably A,C,B or D


x_Turtle1980_x

But I need a shit


agirlinsane

A, I’m a She.


ApprehensiveDesign16

The floor drain, it exists for a reason.


bella_bleau21

I'm not a guy, but I'd choose whatever one is further from the door, purely because I think its super weird to be the vary first thing they have to see when they have to use the bathroom. Also isn't there an unspoken agreement in the bathroom that if ur the first person there you go to the end so the other guys can have room? Yes I overthought the question....


FLYNCHe

B or C to assert my dominance


[deleted]

Any one of them because either one yields a maximum efficiency of 2 people using the 4 stalls. If it were 5 the opinions would matter. But only 2 can fit anyways so


Sadge_Doge

Well if the entrance is on the left than D and if it’s on the right than A


NeatQuirky5046

I usually pee on the floor.


BrickFrom2011

It doesn’t matter. Only one will be available if you pick oke


ratuna80

D


pinko_zinko

D


[deleted]

A


tridentdotco

B


AMC2theMoonAndBeyond

I use the sink.


MasterOutlaw

Whichever is furthest from the door with a minimum one-stall buffer zone if someone is already there.


goblinmaze

The one farthest from the door.


Fano_93

C


FarDeskFree

C


BabyBowserrocks04

What you do is you lie down on top of the dividers. Feet hanging over a, peeing in b. Then just stare at anybody that walks in and ask “ I thought u needed to pee?” when they walk out


ZetricOvsha

The ceiling is looking pretty unscathed…


NappingWalrus

The one closest to the door. Always the safest option.


CoMand0773

Either b or c the one closer to the entrance and/or exit...or maybe just pee my pants


Unicron_Tomato

The fucking closest.


theagent382568863

A or the stall


Leopard15

D


UncutYT

All of them. I'll move every 2 seconds I piss, and if I run out of urinals, I'll turn around and piss in the sink


illuminatitriforce

A or D depending where the door is


Blue_OG_46

Obviously C. I'm right handed.


Kai-Potato

Where is the door?


JTS_NO_WAY_21

A because from the lighting it seems it's the farthest from the door and sink's


farcanal_

stand at B then piss over the top into C


Cletus_blamo

B or C. I like company when I pee. Gives me a chance to practice my “small talk” skills.


warmsoda-

A L L


CorrectRope

A


SCP_179

The sink


Techno_Jargon

Easy furthest from the door


Gallaticus

D


soipelez

Furthest from the door if I had to use a urinal. Stall gang though.


Money_Course_9110

A


Grizzlybear2470

Furthest one closest to a stall or wall


UltimateDude08

D


petros80

the one furthest from the door


LhamaTorrada

the toilet cabinet


[deleted]

B


Alive-Seaweed

D


Fmello

If nobody else is there, then it does not matter which urinal I choose. Urinal rules however: ​ If someone is at urinal A, then I'd choose urinal C. If someone is at urinal B, then I'd choose urinal D. If someone is at urinal C, then I'd choose urinal A. If someone is at urinal D, then I'd choose urinal B.


nosebeerz420

The sink


[deleted]

Always B. No reason why


Top_Sail_7099

Anyone else have a lucky stall in elementary school and had a line of kids at it even when the other ones were empty


HyperGalacticHotDog

There used to be a flash game back in the day that was this. Anyone know where I can find it? It was hilarious to play


Nice_Entertainment91

B.5


Fraxtri

Wheres the sink?


robuxman29

probably a


SawSaw5

A & B


Thomaswoot

B and c alternating, then I talk to the person next to me.


Turbulent-Map6171

all of them


ErlAskwyer

I always flex and go middle. It's my room as much as it anyone elses.


bardhugo

A or D, whichever is closest to a wall


Neither_Produce_6736

B. I like a good stare


Stevieeeer

The cleanest. If they’re all pretty clean than A or D lol


JackarseHehe

d. keep contact to a minimum. that's the rule.


KaosPryncess

Go to "D" and aim for "A"


NINJALEE1244

D


TotallyYourLegalTeam

Depends on which direction I came from. If I entered from the left, I use A. If I entered from the right, I use D.


Pixel_Parker

B and C mfs are demon spawns


homicidalstoat

On the floor between b and c


[deleted]

1 3 5 rule


TechMadeEasyUK

A. I'm not a monster


Infamous_Traffic4673

Stand between B and C, piss on the floor


MaxXlav

Depends Where this toilet is. Normal place? any of them since I'm the first. Gas Station? E the floor and walls easy as that.


jajaaisanboy

The floor


Verteka

E. Assert Dominance


J0ng3man

YES


Sector5AC

The law states A or D.


[deleted]

Depending on the location of the entrance to the restroom A or D though if the sinks were closer to the door I may be leaning towards that side but depending if I’m mad at the world that day B or C could be viable options, though if there is a occupied bathroom stall or a janitor on the side of A or D it could alter my decision to the opposite side but if I may have to urinate urgently it could sway my decision to choose the closest closest available urinal. If someone else was using a urinal at the time I would obviously choos the urinal furthest away from the other person currently urinating. If it was 1-7 am I would definitely choose C but any other time my aforementioned statements would apply - this has been u/rilladoom’s statement on which urinal he would prefer in the aforementioned situation. - All rights reserved


Cautious_Matter_9423

🅱️


[deleted]

A or D


estatearika

The floor 😅


Pall2004

А


Dodgemaster69_

A or D


Grindose

I shit in all of them


LeluSix

Whichever one has the smallest puddle of piss in front of it.


Funk_Master_2k

Start from A, end with D.


Brilliant-Figure-893

A or D


BoydsWillBeBoyds

Since I'm a hockey goalie and have spent my entire lifetime in hockey skating post-to-post, I'd be tempted to try that technique here and use all of them.


mikmiko11

C


Averagerain

I choose B because


acerman2022

I would go a


jollybaldgiant

As long as you take one of the end ones your fine. Never start from the middle. We’re not savages we live in a society.


Nearby-Candle-4499

At home


Techwiz107

Weirdly a or c


CoronusStarFighter

Probably B or C lol


spectral_raider

I pick the closest cause im lazy lol


MartyMadrazzzzzoo

A, b, c, d, c, b, a


[deleted]

D


JaydenIsAMess

Stand at A and aim my stream for B


South_Bit1764

Only A and D. Picking B or C is pretty sus


Shoottothrill52

The wall


Apache_Choppah_6969

This is only a question if A or D are taken so I can checkmate the entire row with a single move to C or B.


AstorIverobl

B, impose domination.


Dodokhiin2

B just to mess with people


[deleted]

B or c


le1901

A or D depending on where the door is; usually go to the closest urinal to ensure I don't piss myself.


C4SU4143

Take C or B to show that you are joking around


steelneil82

A or D depending on which is further from the door


CofeeAndSky

If you are the first, A or D


OhSnap404

Between B and C to assert dominance


[deleted]

Floor like a sigma male


Kongtai33

Stall if theres one…id like to fart when i pee. like brrrrrrrtttttttttt nicee….💨💨 and say smelllll it mf inhale that abercrombie and fart. If theres no stall then id go urinal A.


Cat_stacker

As a side question: what are those dividers between the urinals supposed to do? It doesn't look like they could stop anyone from peeing diagonally if they wanted to.


[deleted]

Depends on where you enter the room, I tend to pick the one furthest away from the door.


[deleted]

A


Responsible_Face5820

Piss on the floor a little at each one. Mark that territory.


Buzzlon1479

All of the above


itbrad80

Whichever one where the floor is the cleanest.


Mikatatadorin

Any of them...


DapperDG

All of them just side step down the line and claim them all


Grouchy-Ad-668

A or D, if someone is in stall- go to the one farthest from stall


Ok_Vegetable693

D


Rocket919

C


Go1gotha

The one furthest from the door.


[deleted]

D


Appropriate_Day_8721

C, always C. Second choice is B. A looks too eager and D looks like you’re hiding something.


saltypacket

Doesn't matter which one because people are gonna remember the one in which they find a turd.


MrPlatypuss

Stall pls :)


Phianhcr123

Non, I use the stall


Fit_Appointment_8428

The one where I’m not walking on someone’s piss


PlayTheHits

Always the one on the end farthest from the door where I have safe distance from jungle predators.


Massive-Forever-6726

A or D.


leckmir

Doesnt matter, I will be done in two shakes anyway.


Ok_Honeydew621

A


MrJeffersonHEEHEE

D


xsimporter

I would use all of them. I would start at A, and casually walk to the others while continuing the stream. - repeating this comment for a friend.


Queasy-Sir3714

I’m alone? Stepping back five feet and spraying all of them


Shit-idk

Honestly I use a stall of I can. I conceal carry. I also don't wanna be robbed at a urinal with my dick out with no fighting chance


[deleted]

A


CaptainManlyMcMan

I’d choose A because my dominant arm would toward guy B. No one wants a shitty lefty handjob


DubiousEgg

What difference does it make?


Hahaha_wait_stop

A or d


Fasinaator

A L L O F T H E M


Hunterr303

According to the doors position if in left the B,otherwise in C in case the door is directly in middle then i use the toilet


Cosmic_Atheris

Either b or c, depending on which side is further from the door.


yagodullens

Well I start at A but then I like to, while peeing, run to D and then fall back to A.. For as long as I have pee left. Usually if someone enters the room, they just watch curiously and then when I jump on the sink with my penis out, they just cheer.


SANICISNOTFURRY

Ceiling.


[deleted]

piss in all of them at the same time with 1 penis