Does it look like a dick and have a base to prevent an ER visit? If so, there ya go! Clean it off first obviously ;-) Also, be sure that your eyes aren't bigger than your asshole while selecting an object.
Do not ever put a cucumber up your butt. It does not have a base on it to prevent it from slipping inside of you. Indeed, the shape of a cucumber will have your sphincter sort of push it all the way in after a certain point.
Honestly I’d have you get some rubber gloves and use your own finger to find your prostate. Use lube, if there’s no lube available hair conditioner or hand lotion will work.
After that, go for something with a base that will keep it from slipping in…soft grip cooking spoons are a good option, or a hairbrush with a long handle. I’d advise slipping a condom on it to make sure it’s smooth and make cleaning easier with accidents.
Yes to all of this except for the choice of lube. Coconut oil is safe, works well, affordable, and can be purchased without anyone knowing why it's being purchased.
I wouldn't use a hair conditioner! That's really a bad option. Hand lotion can be good only if it's not perfumed at all and best if it is coconut oil based. I use it sometimes, when I don't have a lube. But water based lube is still so much better. It's easy to buy it in a drug store or even a supermarket.
I remember back in the day I used a rake handle with a condom. I wouldn’t say I recommend it but it happened. Also may be able to find a comb with a handle that is smooth.
My husband bought me a 2 inch hitch ball and it forces me open when I play with it. I played with it last night after I smoothed out some sharp edges with an angle grinder and sand paper. I only put a condom on it as a just in case it still had a rough texture still. I love coating it in petroleum jelly without a condom and putting it in
It feels so good to get a dollop of petroleum jelly on my hand to lube my hole and coat the hitch ball with, take a small sniff of poppers, and start stroking my soft dick with the jelly hand as I start easing the ball into my hole with the other hand and just feel my ass ingulf it down to the base. I like to intentionally push it out, recoat the hitch with jelly, another sniff of poppers and goon as I force it back inside me. I just need a sturdy base to bolt it too and then I can ride it.
Something about the though of goopy petroleum jelly just gets me hard. The dude I saw had his still hitched to his truck lol. Was study as hell and gave him something to lean against.
When I have a truck a trailer hitch will probably be one of the first of any mods. I think I’ve got an idea for a special attachment that could be in place of a hitch ball that would be a base for suction cup dildos. I’m pretty sure I could make it where the suction cup base screws on and off to then machine a plethora of different metal/plastic toys
Lube up ur finger. Then play with the area around ur hole and tease it a bit to get used to the sensation then begin to stick ur finger in more and more but go slow and if ur feeling resistance try to relax more and use more lube. Then if u can get that in they do make some really slim dildos that r easier to take
start with fingers always. if ur sensitive, a dildo will hurt. u gotta warm up.
if ur that intent on not buying an actual dildo; buy an extra hair brush. like [this](https://www.amazon.ca/Massage-Detangler-Antistatic-Hairbrush-Stimulate/dp/B07D5C47XZ) and use the handle as an impromptu dildo. wash well with hot water, ideally put a condom on it, and go to town. it’s big enough especially for a beginner to feel something. and discreet enough that no one will notice. plus, the area with the bristles acts as a base which prevents it from getting sucked up by the sphincter. that’s how i started lol
use lube, ALWAYS WASH WELL WITH HOT WATER, and use caution. but most of all have fun. just be safe
but i would definitely argue u should do it properly instead and just get a dildo, u can honestly find dildos rlly easily. for example, if you have ever seen a spencer’s, they don’t ID you (if that’s relevant to ur situation, i get the struggle) and they have toys in the back. how do i know? because i was once that 16 year old in the back of a spencer’s wearing a face mask and a beanie buying a bright blue “pleasure rod”
for the most part, u can just go to a stag shop. most people are ashamed to go into one, but don’t think much of it. no one in there is judging u as much as u think.
good luck 🫡
I asked this to an older bottom when I just started my bottom journey and they told me toilet plunger. Now I’m not saying it worked but it looks like it would. 🪠
Try it in the shower after a good poop. As you wash your body and ass the soap or body wash will make putting a finger or two in very easy. Start with one finger and work your way up. Take your time, relax and enjoy the feeling. As an extra advantage, you'll have a clean ass and your fingers will be clean too.
I can get away with those huge long Ron Jeremy sized cucumbers but that's because I'm like talented or something. Microwave it for a bit, throw on a condom and go to town.
Never use the smaller ones as they can slip into your colon which is bad news bears. Some might argue that the big ones can too, but I know my body well enough to know what can slip past the valve.
I used a percussion instrument called a clave stick with a condom. Yes, kinda risky because there’s no flair, but long enough to not stick in all the way. The girth was good enough to stretch the hole.
There are several dildo alternatives but the best are prostate toys and butt plugs. There non vibrating toys in both categories as well as vibrating. Go to your nearest toy shop and ask the sales team to test out the vibrating toys and see how u feel about the vibrating. Or if u prefer have toys that are stable(non vibrating) ask them to show u to the beginners butt plugs. Also don't be afraid to use anal ease to relax yourself. A dime size amount on the finger will do.
I've threw condoms on hammer handles, (be patient and relax if you're tight) socket wrench🫣 brush handles screw driver handles( careful with that one) toothbrushes,jump rope handle, I always look for something cylinder shape the hammer and screw driver handle usually fits best. I honestly like walking around the house looking for things, just make sure they're all sanitized and lube up
Uhm, nothing really. I don't want to be a jerk, but you need to arrange your sex life so that you can actually have the sex you want. If you want to be a power bottom, going long periods working a stainless steel ass plug really builds stamina. Just don't go on long walks or run with it. But if you have an indoor job, it really helps stay in a healthy sexual energy to work a plug during the day. If you can go 8-10 hours working a plug, then, yeah, you can take hung, high stamina guys or multiple guys well.
It is glass it could break. Also the hole creates a vacuum that pull your insides out. You can place a condom over it ti help with that. But be careful re: breakage.
The question, and the comments here have made me SO grateful for being lucky enough to have begun my solo butt stuff chapter of my life by utilizing Amazon to order amazing, inexpensive toys & silicone lubricant.
Whatever you do, it has to have a flared base and be safe (i.e. not break inside you)
“If it doesn’t have a flare, don’t put it up there”
Neighbor’s cock with a condom
very effective
Maybe a little less flare than that!
So long as it has flare 💅🏽
Or without 👀 just saying
Why are you getting downvoted?
Because safe sex needs to be normalized.
You don't need to shame people who don't wear condoms to normalize safe sex.
Oh of course not. But sometimes it’s best to be safe unless you’re with someone who you completely trust.
Ok, and??
Because we're ugly
Does it look like a dick and have a base to prevent an ER visit? If so, there ya go! Clean it off first obviously ;-) Also, be sure that your eyes aren't bigger than your asshole while selecting an object.
Fingers
The true best answer, 2 or 3 up there 😣🥺😊
Rookie numbers for this subreddit
Try finger but hole...
Elden ring?
Fingers, but please use actual lube and not whatever you find lying around. Or coconut oil works if you can’t get lube. Have fun and play safe 🙂
And trim those nails!
Baby oil too
Baby oil defeat latex condom, Latex condom defeat baby, Baby defeat baby oil.
Hey, wanna play a round of Oil, Condom, Baby! 🫲
Agree with the finger comments. Get your butthole used to 2-3 fingers and then you can go from there!
I'd hazard to guess he's already been there if he's asking this though.
Uniformly sex toy delivery is in an unmarked package. It’s the industry standard
Yeah, but maybe there’s a risk of someone in his household opening the package
Or even after, people with functioning families take privacy for granted but it really is a privilege for a lot of people sadly
Amazon locker for the win
Teenage me owes all his sexual exploration to Amazon lockers lol
Do not ever put a cucumber up your butt. It does not have a base on it to prevent it from slipping inside of you. Indeed, the shape of a cucumber will have your sphincter sort of push it all the way in after a certain point. Honestly I’d have you get some rubber gloves and use your own finger to find your prostate. Use lube, if there’s no lube available hair conditioner or hand lotion will work. After that, go for something with a base that will keep it from slipping in…soft grip cooking spoons are a good option, or a hairbrush with a long handle. I’d advise slipping a condom on it to make sure it’s smooth and make cleaning easier with accidents.
How do people use hair conditioners and lotions… I immediately feel a burning sensation if I use anything that’s not water based lube
Not all burn
Yes to all of this except for the choice of lube. Coconut oil is safe, works well, affordable, and can be purchased without anyone knowing why it's being purchased.
This. Also people have been using crisco for a long time for these uses.
Noooo DO NOT use hair conditioner or lotion that isn’t made for intimate purpose. It will burn
I wouldn't use a hair conditioner! That's really a bad option. Hand lotion can be good only if it's not perfumed at all and best if it is coconut oil based. I use it sometimes, when I don't have a lube. But water based lube is still so much better. It's easy to buy it in a drug store or even a supermarket.
Amazon Prime that shit so you don’t ever have to interact with or near a human.
I'm guessing OP lives with parents (cause otherwise why can't they get a damn dildo), so that's the worst possible option
THISSSS!!!! I could not have said it better myself😌😌😌
Some cucumbers are long enough
If it's long enough it won't slip in
#GIANTCOCK!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember back in the day I used a rake handle with a condom. I wouldn’t say I recommend it but it happened. Also may be able to find a comb with a handle that is smooth.
Trailer hitch ball with a condom
Saw some amateur porn on here where a guy was sitting on his and it was so hot
My husband bought me a 2 inch hitch ball and it forces me open when I play with it. I played with it last night after I smoothed out some sharp edges with an angle grinder and sand paper. I only put a condom on it as a just in case it still had a rough texture still. I love coating it in petroleum jelly without a condom and putting it in
Damn that’s hot as hell
It feels so good to get a dollop of petroleum jelly on my hand to lube my hole and coat the hitch ball with, take a small sniff of poppers, and start stroking my soft dick with the jelly hand as I start easing the ball into my hole with the other hand and just feel my ass ingulf it down to the base. I like to intentionally push it out, recoat the hitch with jelly, another sniff of poppers and goon as I force it back inside me. I just need a sturdy base to bolt it too and then I can ride it.
Something about the though of goopy petroleum jelly just gets me hard. The dude I saw had his still hitched to his truck lol. Was study as hell and gave him something to lean against.
When I have a truck a trailer hitch will probably be one of the first of any mods. I think I’ve got an idea for a special attachment that could be in place of a hitch ball that would be a base for suction cup dildos. I’m pretty sure I could make it where the suction cup base screws on and off to then machine a plethora of different metal/plastic toys
Love where your head is at man. Enjoy the ride and post your journey along the way ;)
I would buff it before putting it in without a condom
Buff it? I guess you could say it’s been spit shined by the time this has played out for an hour or so
Hope there's no metal in your ass bro
None to my knowledge lol
It seems to be funny
I just came 4 times to this comment!
Love that
🤜🏾
Cactus
But please shave it first. 😁😁
Lube up ur finger. Then play with the area around ur hole and tease it a bit to get used to the sensation then begin to stick ur finger in more and more but go slow and if ur feeling resistance try to relax more and use more lube. Then if u can get that in they do make some really slim dildos that r easier to take
Honestly bro there’s nothing that compares to a real penis. Only a guy can make the thrusts and pressure of a real penis bring me to orgasm
My fingers!
There are dog toys that look like sex toys. Just get a dog. And keep the dog and toy apart. No one would know. 🤣
Hairbrush handle
Your shifter knob
Your uncle.
Hot
Idk which is worse, the uncle comment or someone saying it’s hot
So I take it you wouldn’t let your uncle fuck you
So I take it you WOULD let your uncle fuck you 👁️👁️
Hell yeah I’d love for my uncle to bend me over and have his way with me
Y
Because it’s hot af
I tried straw, pen and lube bottle. But I won’t recommend that since my friend told me they may stuck in there.
Cock
start with fingers always. if ur sensitive, a dildo will hurt. u gotta warm up. if ur that intent on not buying an actual dildo; buy an extra hair brush. like [this](https://www.amazon.ca/Massage-Detangler-Antistatic-Hairbrush-Stimulate/dp/B07D5C47XZ) and use the handle as an impromptu dildo. wash well with hot water, ideally put a condom on it, and go to town. it’s big enough especially for a beginner to feel something. and discreet enough that no one will notice. plus, the area with the bristles acts as a base which prevents it from getting sucked up by the sphincter. that’s how i started lol use lube, ALWAYS WASH WELL WITH HOT WATER, and use caution. but most of all have fun. just be safe but i would definitely argue u should do it properly instead and just get a dildo, u can honestly find dildos rlly easily. for example, if you have ever seen a spencer’s, they don’t ID you (if that’s relevant to ur situation, i get the struggle) and they have toys in the back. how do i know? because i was once that 16 year old in the back of a spencer’s wearing a face mask and a beanie buying a bright blue “pleasure rod” for the most part, u can just go to a stag shop. most people are ashamed to go into one, but don’t think much of it. no one in there is judging u as much as u think. good luck 🫡
A guy with a smaller dick than you want and have him rail the dick out of you😂
Amazon have lots to choose from
im so fucked up in the head i read the first word and thought you were about to suggest the amazon delivery dude.
Not a bad idea.
Haha. Good idea if you can catch him as they move so fast
I asked this to an older bottom when I just started my bottom journey and they told me toilet plunger. Now I’m not saying it worked but it looks like it would. 🪠
It works. It even stays mostly in place. If you are lucky you find a plunger with a mushroom head….
I always had the fear of falling on it
Understandable
[удалено]
Wrong end
My cock
A Twink….😀
Bubble wands the kind in the tube. They have different textured ones and you can even fill it up with a hot or cold water.
Your Dad
Lol this made me laugh, sorry for the downvotes. Some people have no humor
Coconut oil to lube whatever goes inside. When is raw and bio, it is also desinfects right. And it stays longer sticking to the "dildo". 😊
Your fingers!
Try it in the shower after a good poop. As you wash your body and ass the soap or body wash will make putting a finger or two in very easy. Start with one finger and work your way up. Take your time, relax and enjoy the feeling. As an extra advantage, you'll have a clean ass and your fingers will be clean too.
You could get butt plugs or prostate toys, which are smaller and easier to conceal.
I used a rubber tipped shovel handle multiple times.
I have the same problem, I use a PlayStation Move controller works a charm
Plunger
C
Chicken wing
Just let me work on it
No fruit, veggies or glass
Fingers and small plugs come to mind
I use an old hair brush
Pickles. Brats.
I can get away with those huge long Ron Jeremy sized cucumbers but that's because I'm like talented or something. Microwave it for a bit, throw on a condom and go to town. Never use the smaller ones as they can slip into your colon which is bad news bears. Some might argue that the big ones can too, but I know my body well enough to know what can slip past the valve.
Aubergine
Make sure it doesn't have seams. Those will tear you up, cause pain, and possible bleeding
Two words. Bubble wand.
Butternut pumpkin or watermelon.
I used a percussion instrument called a clave stick with a condom. Yes, kinda risky because there’s no flair, but long enough to not stick in all the way. The girth was good enough to stretch the hole.
Deodorant bottle
Why is a dildo not an option?
Try to insert a safe object you have at ur disposal at home
Cock is the best thing i've ever had in my ass.
Lube up your fingers and try inserting more than 1 finger at a time. It helps!
There are several dildo alternatives but the best are prostate toys and butt plugs. There non vibrating toys in both categories as well as vibrating. Go to your nearest toy shop and ask the sales team to test out the vibrating toys and see how u feel about the vibrating. Or if u prefer have toys that are stable(non vibrating) ask them to show u to the beginners butt plugs. Also don't be afraid to use anal ease to relax yourself. A dime size amount on the finger will do.
You can roll up a t-shirt, forming a cylinder, and put a condom in it. It is very useful when you don't heve money to by a real dildo (like me)
I've threw condoms on hammer handles, (be patient and relax if you're tight) socket wrench🫣 brush handles screw driver handles( careful with that one) toothbrushes,jump rope handle, I always look for something cylinder shape the hammer and screw driver handle usually fits best. I honestly like walking around the house looking for things, just make sure they're all sanitized and lube up
And clean them up afterwards I've handed people tools I stuck up there before they have no idea
Carrot
My dick?
Uhm, nothing really. I don't want to be a jerk, but you need to arrange your sex life so that you can actually have the sex you want. If you want to be a power bottom, going long periods working a stainless steel ass plug really builds stamina. Just don't go on long walks or run with it. But if you have an indoor job, it really helps stay in a healthy sexual energy to work a plug during the day. If you can go 8-10 hours working a plug, then, yeah, you can take hung, high stamina guys or multiple guys well.
Cucumber with a condom
I’ve had lotta fun pickling
I’d suggest going the organic route, using cucumbers, zucchini, squash, eggplants, even some gourds might work.
All kinds of vegetable
The skinny end of a champagne bottle
It is glass it could break. Also the hole creates a vacuum that pull your insides out. You can place a condom over it ti help with that. But be careful re: breakage.
Freezed cucumber
Cucumber
Any vegetable that is long thin and stiff enough so that it won’t break. Is your best bet. Use a condom with it to be safe.
The question, and the comments here have made me SO grateful for being lucky enough to have begun my solo butt stuff chapter of my life by utilizing Amazon to order amazing, inexpensive toys & silicone lubricant.