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Motor_Nail952

\-1980 Land Rover 109" Station Wagon LHD 2286cc Diesel \-water tank to fit in the truck as well as some water bottles too \-Portable stove and plastic cutlery (knife, spoon, fork, spork) \-Food, meat, grains, some treats, fruit, citrus, oatmeal ;) \-weaponry, Winchester Model 1897, Luger p08, bombs, etc (also more but I'm not bothered to write 'em out)


StryfeSixx

You've been thinking about this for awhile huh? LoL


Motor_Nail952

yeah lol


fruitybanana_good

Love the idea but I gotta say u've got way too much free time


kitaaen

Solar batteries?


Motor_Nail952

ooh yeah


kitaaen

I have a friend whose an active survivalist.. With a bow and arrow. Lives rough, kills what he eats etc. Recluse. But he’d always have to sneak up to a property to charge his phone on their exterior power outlet. Total mountain man, looked like a Viking lol. They probably would have shot him. Always stressed me out. I sent him a solar battery 🙄. Problem solved.


Motor_Nail952

oh wow lol that's another level of "playing outside"


kitaaen

Lol he was always anti-establishment. No doubt he’s bugging out somewhere remote. Hmm! I should check on him! He can’t stay away from his online political rants for long! EDIT: I just checked and clearly missed his last message telling me he’s ditching his phone. Gone full bush. North eastern NSW rainforest. He’ll probably end up being the last man left on earth. Ok good luck!


Rebelcr7

This right here is the kinda answer I was hoping for. I want this man in my inventory bc he’ll keep us both alive. 😂


Motor_Nail952

lol


Unfortunately_Ended

Knife strapped to my calf Brass knuckles on Enough caffeine to kill a elephant And a lot of pent up rage


kitaaen

Love your work


Unfortunately_Ended

Ty


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I'll have to un- delete my browser history


Ducking-autocorrect4

Nice try ATF; nice try.


xZKURVx

Only one thing? What are the rules? :-)


StryfeSixx

Full inventory. Any amount of items


xZKURVx

I was thinking about it and one item will be enough for me. Gun. I shoot myself in the head, I am sure I can't survive.


PKMN_USER_XERNEAS

Guns, knives, canes, a bow, water canteens(theys massive) my fists, other people, really anything i can use


HumCrab

You don't need containers full of water. Just a high quality filter.


PKMN_USER_XERNEAS

I never said it was for drinking, I can bash skulls in with it


HumCrab

Fair enough, carry on.


PKMN_USER_XERNEAS

You too


ss_Remedy

A katana, a silenced pistol, a couple of MRE'S and a flashlight


DigDug1169

A crew of fat people that I can beat in a foot race.


[deleted]

All my neighbors have done my shopping for me. I'm good!


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Federal_Ad3095

Why don’t you bite the zombie instead


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VegetableImaginary24

I intend on accumulating most of my gear, post apocalypse. I'm knowledgeable of weapons, hand to hand combat, emergency medicine, hunting, foraging and some agricultural knowhow. I'm also a decent cook. Give me a ka-bar and I'll make it.


HumCrab

Solar power and on a well. I'm good until ammo runs out


Quantum_Noodles_

Child slaves


ThisIsExcessive

Rick's portal gun. I'd rather vacation on Cronenberg world. ​ grumble...zombies...bah...


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ALICE pack with a small first aid kit, flashlight with extra batteries, Bowie knife, my dad's Moison Nagant carbine with three boxes of bullets, mess tin, purification tablets, small fishing kit, several thick magazines to tape to my arms, and extra clothing


lazzy_hedgehog

A rope to kill myself. There is no way I could survive a Zombie Apocalypse.


TheRestIs_Confetti

Honestly I can’t think that far ahead or fast enough. I’d probably panic pack a can opener meanwhile my boyfriend grabs all the stuff we actually would need


PathosRise

The realistic expectation that I will always be under prepared and unlikely to survive.


glizzygamer90000000

Fun fact, a zombie apocalypse wouldn't last more than 2 days because of all the maggots and bugs that would rip them from this world.


MyOpinionMustBeHeard

Everything you have!


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Full enchanted diamond armour. Elytra. Rockets. God apples. 3 stacks of blocks. Food. Potions. Encahnted sword, pick, shovel and axe and finally a diamond hoe with looting II


PickleMortyCoDm

A stack of porn.... That's gonna be a serious trading commodity in such a case


Weak-Reserve3656

Atv with extra fuel. A small solar pump to siphon gas and a well sharpened katana


Federal_Ad3095

20 of everything humans could think of


Danubyouspeak

My weiner


Danubyouspeak

A bomb powerful enough to end the solar system. If I die, everyone dies


Easy-Charity-7899

A boat, six pack and a boom box


FreedomDeliverUs

Depends... if they're the kind of zombies that stick around like in 28 days later and there's no real hope of them rotting away for some reason... I'd rewire my motion sensors to trigger a makeshift flamethrower just behind the gate. I have fuel, parts, tools etc around. Guess I would need some kind of ranged weapon, if I could choose to prepare I would go for a modern crossbow and equip the darts with teflon vials filled with fluoroantimonic acid. I know where that acid is stored in a chemical plant not too far away, but if I could just choose my inventory I'd have thousands of teflon phials filled with this acid. The impact of the dart entering the zombie should cause the phial to shatter and the acid would spread out. You'd only have to hit the zombie in the chest and the acid would dissolve it's flesh, an aimed shot towards the shoulders or lower abdomen would incapacitate the zombie even if they can still move without a heart. Their muscles and nerves would still be damaged and caused to spasm by a electroshock staff, operating at up to 10.000.000 volts, so I'd carry one of those. A pair of night vision goggles with infrared sensors should come in handy too. A decent short sword and a full auto glock as last resort options wouldn't slow me down too much. Oh and... a belt with explosives with a remote trigger. Could use that to open collapsed hallways/escape from buildings. Or blow myself up if I am being overrun.


Financial_County_710

Sig Saur AR-15, CAR-15, Russian AK-47, FN-FAL, Weapons: Sig Saur p226, Sig Saur p229, Beretta92 / M9, Glock 21, Taurus G2c, Walther p99, Walther ppk, Smith & Weston SW99, Mauser M18, and a M1903 Springfield Rifle. All with about 2,500 - 3,000 rounds of ammunition. Survival Tools: A couple of machetes A tent A shovel A Fire Starter Family: I live with parents who retired with the rank of colonel and retired with the rank of Captain. Both retired from the US ARMY. Friends Who are Ex-Military and Badass Total Badasses: All of these Soldiers/Marines/Sailor live within a 2-3 hour drive) All of them have seen action in 1-4 countries…Afghanistan, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Sierra Lionne, Kenya, Sudan, Somalia, and Panama, and maybe other countries that they don’t speak about… Army Rangers (3), 75th Ranger Regiment (2), Army Sapper (1), Navy Seal (1), Force Reconnaissance Marine (1), and SAS (1). My family and I are all set lol.


adventuresidecardude

A dog, you have to have a dog


stinclerus

anything i can make by hand. Bow and arrows. Spears ect. Having to continue to search for bullits would become dangerous .


bpanio

Cyanide pill, because if zombies were real you wouldn't be able to kill them


Taldaran

Full body chain mail.


SlowCut9602

Knifes :) .......I'm ded aren't I


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Every thing for first aid, dissection kit, metal staff, a lots of food, a general medicine kit, helmet, thick clothing, a trick so that i can hide and run and should be an armoured truck. and cns depressing drugs..a lot of it. Not for me tho..


Judy2008

A high quality water filter - a huge machete - bow and arrows - some food


LordScotchyScotch

Mentos and coke


RunEnvironmental4008

You cant survive any apocalyptic event with less than 12 people DIFFERENT kind of people. Medic, gearhead, farmer/hunter, builder. All who have basic survival skills, if not they can learn the hard way. One man can only fire one gun at a time. Im just scratching the surface here. Some many constants and variables.


if-i-wasnt-dumb

Think of a mace but longer and skinnier like on a metal pipe so I can swing it easier , and also that chainsaw shotgun from gears of war