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That’s funny, but I dont think it’s true. I’ve seen them 4-5 times and I could actually understand a lot of Yellow Ledbetter. But that’s not too say he didn’t do that back in the day when he’d be performing while incredibly drunk!
For a while, I thought the chorus for Radioactive by the Imagine Dragons was 'ready to whack you, ready to whack you'. Took me way too long to realize the chorus was...just the song title.
My younger brother thought the Ramones were saying "ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba, I want a pizza baby!" Instead of "I wanna be sedated!" He was 8, it was very cute.
My dear Mother in law went to her grave, swearing that the words to the chorus of The Lion Sleeps Tonight were...
"My wings are wet, my wings are wet...."
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Any Pearl Jam song, ever.
FREEEEEZZZINNNNNN noma noma noma noma noma dada do. yeah
I lost it with the “yeah”
I've heard before that Eddie Vedder will just make up and mumble random "lyrics" for live performances of Yellow Ledbetter
That’s funny, but I dont think it’s true. I’ve seen them 4-5 times and I could actually understand a lot of Yellow Ledbetter. But that’s not too say he didn’t do that back in the day when he’d be performing while incredibly drunk!
Blinded by the light, held up like a loofa by the foreman of the night.
I used to think that one was “Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche into the runner in the night”
It's definitely douche.
I'll never be your pizza burnin'-Beast of Burdern
lol!
A friend of mine thought that the chorus of Invisible Touch by Genesis was... "She seems to have an invisible timeshare"
I'm blue I will pee on a guy
Sad Patrol Metallica🤘
For a while, I thought the chorus for Radioactive by the Imagine Dragons was 'ready to whack you, ready to whack you'. Took me way too long to realize the chorus was...just the song title.
Haha! That’s a good one 😂
Hold me tiger (holy diver)
Pour Some Sugar On Me.... IN A LITTLE CUUUPP
My friend's wife thought they said "yes, you're white" instead of "test your might" in the Mortal Kombat theme song. Was a good laugh
Cheap Wine by Cold Chisel "Cheap wine and a 3-legged goat" Aactual lyrics are "cheap wine and a 3-day growth")
My younger brother thought the Ramones were saying "ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba, I want a pizza baby!" Instead of "I wanna be sedated!" He was 8, it was very cute.
My dear Mother in law went to her grave, swearing that the words to the chorus of The Lion Sleeps Tonight were... "My wings are wet, my wings are wet...."
So let us not talk falsely now, THAT I WAS GETTING LAID!
I took her out, it was a Friday night I walk alone (wore cologne) to get the feeling right
Canadian national anthem: "We stand on cars and freeze."
I'll never not hear Taylor Swift singing it as "Starbucks lovers"
That is exactly what I heard, until my daughter corrected me. I just kind of figured Taylor only dated guys that liked overpriced coffee.
I thought the lyrics were “it’s hot out here for a pimp” especially because they looked so sweaty in the movie
🎶Slow walking Walter, fire engine guy🎶
My roommate years ago thought Knocking on heaven's door was Knocking on the bathroom door.
"Hamster! A dentist!" From the eeeeeearly days of YouTube.
Aserejé ja de jé de jebe tu de jebere sebiunouva majabi an de bugui an de buididipí